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Medical Forum / Diseases and Disorders / Hepatitis / May 2005Lab closing (Loretta)
Since there aren't any mutant gator eggs to experiment with and all the flying vaginas have been released, I'm mothballing the lab til I get back from vacation. Perhaps I'll turn my research to other things that don't require using gator DNA. But for now, Ashley, Badd Luck and I are flying to Guantanamo for the first leg of our vacation. Dr Killborn > Since there aren't any mutant gator eggs to experiment with and all the > flying vaginas have been released, I'm mothballing the lab til I get > back from vacation. Perhaps I'll turn my research to other things that > don't require using gator DNA. But for now, Ashley, Badd Luck and I are > flying to Guantanamo for the first leg of our vacation. > Dr Killborn Hey you leave Badd Luck here, cos we need him to fetch the preacherman so we can exorcise the evil Alias. Firebird I think its time to put Baddluck on seditatives. She iz just tramazied and needs Ashly to calm her down. I think she is delireous poor thang from holden the keg of holly water thru the ceremony. Hurry home Ashly you can hopefully get her out of bed she is drepressed and has a low LBT, throwing up.Headaches an fatigue. You can have visten hours any time you wants when Badluck is sick. Loretta > I think its time to put Baddluck on seditatives. She iz just tramazied > and needs Ashly to calm her down. I think she is delireous poor thang [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > time you wants when Badluck is sick. > Loretta Loretta, this bird has burnt all his feathers and is now going away to die. And I date this Monday 18th April so that there is no confusion over remailer lag. Goodbye. Firebird The lab is never closed just like the bar. I'll just buck the doors down and buck you to mars Dr. K Baddluck is goodluck Where is Dr. Killborn we gots work to do remember the reasembaling of the creatue we needs to put a few thangs in the proper place. He is a little mixed up Yaknow. Loretta Hello Loretta. Is that the creature who intends to replace me as the swamp Rev.? I would like to meet this swampdemon. Perhaps we could go to deadsville for a bloody mary or 2 and discuss this matter. My flock is growing. Even Jethro comes to visit me. He gives me a ride down to Swamprat's shack for barbecued boar and shine. I even did some lumberjacking for Swamprat. He wants to make a bigger swimming pool. By the way, that boy sure does miss you. He's a little shy since he was last abducted by aliens, so I thought I'd put in a good word for him. He's got a perpetual boner and it's getting on everyones nerves, especially when he's wearing his red pajamas. Z The swamp creature is undergoing extreme surgery to reconstruct his outers and inners. I thought you left town or Jethro chomped you up. Glad your ok and doing fine with the chruch. Swampman is such a religious freek but he dont want to replace you, we just thought you waz gone. Your can come and pray for the swamp creature as the exocisim whet well. He iz at the infurmerrey. He iz a nice creature and will be a asscett here when it comes to religion. I have excepted the fact I is gonna be a old maid and if Connor does miss me its news to me. He iz gonna have to come out of the wood work N do something as he is alwazys hidden in shrubs yaknow. Prozak might be a real asset due to the fact he is paranoid from the alien abductshuon. I iz busy turning eggs as Jethrine just stays locked in sum cave recoveren frum given birth to these eggs claiming she is a lesbian now.I bet Jethro can change thathe is such a cad. Jethrine has a implant of birth controll so this doez not happen again yaknow. Baddluck kicked Jethro's a.s as he didnt come home the othur nite. So he is probably in a cave too. Baddluck is still just as happy as always an cant wait till her love Ashley comes back to meet her clone. She is tenden the eggs when I iz out N the swamp playen in the quick sand with Jethro. I just love jumpen in it an he pulls me out wit his tail. I iz gonna spend the day swimmen down at the lagoon if Connor wants to seduce me I am availabell. hehe Cant wait till Ashley and Baddluck the race horse returns. We iz gonna have a drug addict party at last with the leader N drugs himself Ashley; By Rev Loretta So Y"all finley went mad. I dont know what yer jabberin bout. I axed u ta come to cee me at my nu shak. Why dont you cum an see me? I'm ready to pork you inta ablivon. I got rubbirs and all sech devicees. SR |
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