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Give me your eggs (Loretta)

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Sex Flu Researcher - 08 Apr 2005 01:28 GMT
I want the eggs and you're going to give them to me.  All the gator eggs
I had in storage have exceeded their shelf life and I had to toss them
out.  That means no more sex flu for now and there won't be any more
until I get the eggs.
Dr Killborn  
A.Melon - 08 Apr 2005 09:19 GMT
> I want the eggs and you're going to give them to me.  All the gator eggs
> I had in storage have exceeded their shelf life and I had to toss them
> out.  That means no more sex flu for now and there won't be any more
> until I get the eggs.
> Dr Killborn

Hey Loretta, don't give him the eggs, cos he already admits to
not taking good care of the ones he had, and there is no way I
would trust him with my eggs, if I had any.

Firebird
Loretta S - 11 Apr 2005 18:26 GMT
Youz not getten any eggs. their Jethrines.
I have already placed the adopted ones with thier caregivers. Ha ha dr.
K Jethirne locked um up real good an I got the key.
Yer gonna see results soon enough. They gots to stay on the heaten pad
fer sum time. Now stay away from them. Loretta
Sex Flu Researcher - 12 Apr 2005 14:21 GMT
I'z diz apoyntud yew aint givin up enny ov tham eggies ta owr frend
Killborn, Loretta.  Aint gonza bee enny ov tham sex flu parteez hear now
thet heez closzed tha lab an gon on vacashun wit Ash.  Bizniss is in tha
gudder an I'z shuttin hur down to.  Lotza wild turkey leff ovur.  I be
sittin roun gittin waysted criun tha blooze.  
Yer daddy,
Big Daddy
A.Melon - 12 Apr 2005 16:32 GMT
> I'z diz apoyntud yew aint givin up enny ov tham eggies ta owr frend
> Killborn, Loretta.  Aint gonza bee enny ov tham sex flu parteez hear now
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> Yer daddy,
>  Big Daddy

Hey sing her a blues song then. I suggest this one:

Something told me it was over
when I saw you and him talking
Something deep down in my soul said "Cry boy"
when I saw you and him out walking
I would rather, I would rather go blind girl
than to see you walk away from me child
So you see I love you so much
I don't want to see you leave me baby
most of all I just don't, I just don't want to be free

I was just, I was just sitting here thinking
of your kiss and your warm embrace child
When the reflection in the glass
that I been held to my lips now baby
revealed the tears I had on my face
I would rather, I would rather be blind child
than to see you walk away from me
Baby, baby, baby I would rather go blind
than to see you walk away from me.
Etta Jamses.

HTH

Firebird
Loretta S - 13 Apr 2005 00:11 GMT
I will confer wit Jethrine when she returns frum Lost Vegas an worm a
egg frum her. I' ll be down therr soon we gots sum talken to do about a
Creature frum the Black Lagoon sum left ovur escapee from  granddaddy
Killborn's  lab 50 years ago. Comense to attack soon.            by
Biggdaddy        Loretta
Cactus Jammies - 13 Apr 2005 00:43 GMT
Let's roll!  <New Potato Suitcase> activation code, password
<cardboardcaboose>  mOve oUT!

WHen do I get to design the swamp protection league uniforms?  Based on the
Red Shirt phenomenon, I'll wager!

Where's that flying armada of sh.tting canaries when you need them?  I
didn't secretly capture them and then mess with their magnatic sensitivities
by use of loud (extremely) electric guitar screechin' just to see it all go
up into smuckville pennsylvania!  Those canaries are carrying saturation and
penetration turdlets, special canopy depletion UFS (ultra f.cking smart)
systems that expose the dense underbrush without disturbing terrapin eggs,
proven to be an indicator species similar to the canary in the coal mine,
Loretta Lynn would know bout that but Loretta S may not yet.

cactus jammies
just trying to make a livin', dudes

>I will confer wit Jethrine when she returns frum Lost Vegas an worm a
> egg frum her. I' ll be down therr soon we gots sum talken to do about a
> Creature frum the Black Lagoon sum left ovur escapee from  granddaddy
> Killborn's  lab 50 years ago. Comense to attack soon.            by
> Biggdaddy        Loretta
Loretta S - 13 Apr 2005 16:46 GMT

(Cactus Jammies)
Let's roll! <New Potato Suitcase> activation code, password
<cardboardcaboose> mOve oUT!
WHen do I get to design the swamp protection league uniforms? Based on
the Red Shirt phenomenon, I'll wager!
øøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøø

I waz hopen U wood start on that ASAP
the Swamp Protection league will look so sharp. I will be ovur to review
the designs this afternoon. maybee different shades of red wood be
appropriate. The Dolphin Embassatador has beefed up security due to the
emergence of the Creature frum the Black Lagoon and traps are being put
in place.  
                                  Loretta


Cactus Jammies - 13 Apr 2005 18:09 GMT
I was thinking something off the shoulder and kind of androgynous to fool
the unwary.  For the distaff side of the nest, how about those high heeled
jump boots?  Warning don't wear them in aircraft they tend to get their
heels stuck in the tie downs.  You go out the back end of a Herc and
everyone can see your underpants if your foot gets stuck.  Hope you're not
as humble and sedate as you make out to be.  The idea is to wear them
jumping after that foreplay in the quicksand patch round the bend.  But
anyways, This could be protohominidorgasmical with gators sure to be better
n boot camp in cherry ville saskabush, home of the Marlets 333 squadron VFS
unit.  whats this about shootin all birds? can we use our mexicali tie dye
serapes to blind them sap suckers.  I don't think we're gonna be too good
for fighting so much as scaring off the rubes who don't understand the
meaning of "puce"

Cactus Jammies
back in the saddle again.

(Cactus Jammies)
Let's roll! <New Potato Suitcase> activation code, password
<cardboardcaboose> mOve oUT!
WHen do I get to design the swamp protection league uniforms? Based on
the Red Shirt phenomenon, I'll wager!
?????????????????????????????

I waz hopen U wood start on that ASAP
the Swamp Protection league will look so sharp. I will be ovur to review
the designs this afternoon. maybee different shades of red wood be
appropriate. The Dolphin Embassatador has beefed up security due to the
emergence of the Creature frum the Black Lagoon and traps are being put
in place.
                                  Loretta
Loretta S - 13 Apr 2005 23:03 GMT
Oh my, off the shoulder hmmmmm I lick that idea. I iz going to sum Very
, very     religious ceramony, called a excocism an I havent a thang to
wear. I need a design quick, my broom is even old and crashed once flyen
down the road. Connor don thought i waz dead cause he saw my broom layen
on the side of the road.
The designs are lovely. Especially the foreplay quicksand collection
I'll buy them all.         Loretta
×××××××××××××××××××××××××××××  
(Cactus Jammies)
I was thinking something off the shoulder and kind of androgynous to
fool the unwary. For the distaff side of the nest, how about those high
heeled jump boots? Warning don't wear them in aircraft they tend to get
their heels stuck in the tie downs. You go out the back end of a Herc
and everyone can see your underpants if your foot gets stuck. Hope
you're not as humble and sedate as you make out to be. The idea is to
wear them jumping after that foreplay in the quicksand patch round the
bend. But anyways, This could be protohominidorgasmical with gators sure
to be better n boot camp in cherry ville saskabush, home of the Marlets
333 squadron VFS unit. whats this about shootin all birds? can we use
our mexicali tie dye serapes to blind them sap suckers. I don't think
we're gonna be too good for fighting so much as scaring off the rubes
who don't understand the meaning of "puce"
Cactus Jammies
back in the saddle again.
"Loretta S" <lorettaecho@webtv.net> wrote in message
news:22549-425D3ED0-12@storefull-3172.bay.webtv.net...
(Cactus Jammies)
Let's roll! <New Potato Suitcase> activation code, password
<cardboardcaboose> mOve oUT!
WHen do I get to design the swamp protection league uniforms? Based on
the Red Shirt phenomenon, I'll wager!
øøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøø
I waz hopen U wood start on that ASAP
the Swamp Protection league will look so sharp. I will be ovur to review
the designs this afternoon. maybee different shades of red wood be
appropriate. The Dolphin Embassatador has beefed up security due to the
emergence of the Creature frum the Black Lagoon and traps are being put
in place.
                                                                      Loretta
A.Melon - 14 Apr 2005 08:37 GMT
> Oh my, off the shoulder hmmmmm I lick that idea. I iz going to sum Very
> , very     religious ceramony, called a excocism an I havent a thang to
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> The designs are lovely. Especially the foreplay quicksand collection
> I'll buy them all.         Loretta

Dare I suggest that you would look good in something *red*
Loretta? ;-)

I might even admit to possesing not one, but two, red T-shirts
myself. LLAH

Alan
Loretta S - 17 Apr 2005 21:45 GMT
Red is alwazys proper atire in the swamp. I'm glad we all wore red at
the exorcism.
                                            Loretta
Baddluck Clip - 01 May 2005 20:14 GMT
Im quite recovered from all that. and hope Firebirds feathers have
recoverd. I truly enjoyed the ceremony of ridding demons from the
creature of the black lagoon.
                             Baddluck iz goodluck
Sex Flu Researcher - 13 Apr 2005 15:08 GMT
Having the time of my life down here in Guantanamo playing in the sun.
Some guys came out from behind a bunch of concertina wire and asked Badd
Luck if she'd mind taking some ragheads for a ride.  Ashley helped them
strap those funny looking dudes to Badd Luck, two at a time, then Badd
Luck bucked em silly.  
They offered Ash's horsee a full time job, but Badd Luck isn't into it.
Go ahead and put that gator egg in the fridge at my laboratory, you know
where I hide the key.   I'll play with it when I get back.  Make sure
you quit incubating it, I don't want it hatched before I get the chance
to make some sex flu.  I think we're taking the ferry to Jamaica next.  
Dr Killborn
Loretta S - 13 Apr 2005 16:28 GMT
Dr. K, Jethrine called and say U can hav 1 egg.  Thou she waz drunk in
Lost Vegas. Gamblen fool, gator birthen just dont agree wit her.But she
iz gonna bee bak wednesday. I have ben doing research on yer grand daddy
Dr. Boris Killborne and readen all his notes. Seem like this creature
frum the Black Lagoon is quite the serious problum. We is gonna trap hem
and put him in the deep freez.
Hope yer haven fun thou I miss Baddluck.
Hurry home after u get yer specimens.
                               Loretta
Cactus Jammies - 13 Apr 2005 18:11 GMT
I don't get to go to Guantanemo because I wouldn't be able to get back to
Titty I am on a green card and Uncle Fidel just found out.  Huraches!

Mercy!

Cactus Jammies
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> Dr. K, Jethrine called and say U can hav 1 egg.  Thou she waz drunk in
> Lost Vegas. Gamblen fool, gator birthen just dont agree wit her.But she
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
> Hurry home after u get yer specimens.
>                                Loretta
Jethro Lives - 08 Apr 2005 09:19 GMT
You scurvy dog Killborn!! I'll tell you what. I will send you some
vulture eggs instead. There are no bird eggs better for conjuring up
nasty beasties. Stay away  from gator eggs. You'll just get yourself
chomped. Just remember not to stand too close to an open fire. Fire and
bird eggs aren't compatible.  jethro
 
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