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Medical Forum / Diseases and Disorders / Hepatitis / April 2005OT sales special on cammie jammies extended to ash sea
(from the dark side) cactus jammies responds to Jethrine, a jilted gator bride stood on her tail. ////////////////////////////////////////////////// Jethrine, a one time offer from the land of ArmadilloWear.at Titty Texas, our Maquiladora factory outlet. For you alone, the Mamma Come Along Soon model has all the appropriate little darts for protecting your maidenform gator shape from the ravages of bearing little biters. You get a 30% discount for orders over 16 dozen, green gator jammie-cammies come in XXL and size 18. You're going to have to show me the eggs, to get more of the red ones, though. I don't have any Killborn on file. cactus jammies "Jethrine Chomps" <Jethrineluvschomps@webtv.net> wrote in message news:1838-424386E1-65@storefull-3178.bay.webtv.net... I have a forged referral from Dr. Killborn. It will just have to do. I need a maternity one with pleats in the front. These eggs are going to ruin my figure and Im so ever looking foreward to Lorettas heating pad. It will have to be plugged in for 65 days. Killborn told me he's thinking about having you kidnapped and injected with gator DNA. Ashley Thanks for the nose up on this, Mr. Ashley. cactus jammies TT B&G ................................................ > Killborn told me he's thinking about having you kidnapped and injected > with gator DNA. > Ashley Well I waz the one that wrote the note. I thank Mr. Pajama man, he beelongs here in the swamp with us. He can watch Jethrines eggs while finishen up tx and watch the babby biter hatch. A we needs a nise leval aheaded individuel and his line of swamp wear is sensational. Loretta Loretta thanks. Your 20% share in the company is coming by peony express. I have a hot load for a lazy gater down there when I get my DNA ramped up and my wings grow back. Cactus Jammies > Well I waz the one that wrote the note. I thank Mr. Pajama man, he > beelongs here in the swamp with us. > He can watch Jethrines eggs while finishen up tx and watch the babby > biter hatch. A we needs a nise leval aheaded individuel and his line of > swamp wear is sensational. Loretta oh god forgive them they know not what they do.or in the words of bob dylan : ill let ya talk to my god if i can talk to yours: keep it on 2 wheels I caught the bus to Titty, Texas late yesterday and stayed overnight at the No Tell Motel. While that cactus pj fella was sleeping, I injected him with gator DNA. He didn't even wake up. <chortle, chortle> In a couple of days he'll start wondering why he's growing a tail. He can't do anything about it now, he's destined for gatorhood and a life of swomping about chomping 2leggers. Serves him right for sniffing Loretta's undergarments. Dr Killborn Killborn It's funny you say you did that you know because remember I said when my wings grow back? Well it seems a number of years ago a certain conjurer introduced some of the rna from stone idols on top of the Notre Dame cathedral in Paris to a group of us Theatre Department undergrads at a purple jesus party in a loft in east van. So I am supposed to expect to grow wings like an angel and a beak like a turtle. with big claws. Now a tail. Wow. I thought the first symptom of my affliction as a throw back to a stone gargoyle is that I would stop sh.tting, but I guess sh.tting bricks is OK if you're a stoner. And Loretta flounced her undergarments for everyone to see just because you need a needle to inject your spunk and some of us still has the real rocks for dangles.. ha ha DNA from a needle. imajine that Cactus Jammies civics instructor tough titty bar and grill still waiting to see if the symptoms fill me out. my hide MAY have been inpenetrable with a mere harpoon. it may have been nearly limestone almost. >I caught the bus to Titty, Texas late yesterday and stayed overnight at > the No Tell Motel. While that cactus pj fella was sleeping, I injected [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > Loretta's undergarments. > Dr Killborn Mr. Pajama man yer soon to be resqued I hav scent out an intire arny or Caneries to be your missen fethers so iz you an yer famile can scape an get tx for these condshions. These Canerys are super zesty ones born an bred in the swamp they have rattlesnake dna so they can lift 10lbs each I have sent 500 just to be on the safe side, if more r needed plese say so ASAP. The hot trotten squirles ordered up all the Lucky lookout squirles to cover all the peaks of all mountians from here to there and back with flags of pot leaves flying you back to the swamp yer new home. Dr. Killborn will take a look at ya an see if yer some kind of remnent of swamp material Dna. These problems yer discriben sound like sum kind of cross between gator, an a flamingo, or mountian lion, Dr. Killbornes Grandpappy done all kinds of thangs out her in the swamp, Dr. Killborne the 3rd has ben fixen them.. No one will ever cut yer fethears again, never ever, you can design all the clothen you wants I think another 5000 Canerys yaknow fer all the sewing equiptment and were gonn wipe out the factory then it will be all yours in the swamp to run as you please, Well I must summon the mother bird and sent the whole damn army fer ya. Loretta OH Loretta! I now feel suddenly lifted, like all these days in a partial coma were just preparing me for this long flight into the deep unknown. I will let you know if there is any sign of the beast on me, the gargoyle effect I mentioned that somehow seems to be just a pile of canuck malarkey now. course killborns strain may be a little weak because I can recall a bee sting one nite but I don't got no gator hide yet, those birds is gonna have their beaks full. I do have a large posterior from sitting around, here in Titty. This is a dry county, so we serve Thorazine and Laughing Gas but no Buddy Beer. Keeps the logger louts out. Maybe we can stop off at one of the squirrel way points for a couple of pipe loads a that bayou blueblood 100% dope like a zydeco peanut seller looking for a toilet in a strawberry tea party. just generally lift our moods and lighten our spirts, the swamp is gonna be my new condo in the cypress swamp yodel yodel yahooo (little harp part here) Rub that crazy washboard you queen of gators and waloons! slow weekend. cactus jammies icon of conformity > Mr. Pajama man yer soon to be resqued I hav scent out an intire arny or > Caneries to be your missen fethers so iz you an yer famile can scape an [quoted text clipped - 14 lines] > yours in the swamp to run as you please, Well I must summon the mother > bird and sent the whole damn army fer ya. Loretta The squirles have radioed in yer leaven tonight. Wear a warm flight suite but lite weight. The squirles have sever stops on mountain tops from texas ,Oklahoma, arkansas mississipi, Alabama georgia and down to thee swamp towards tallahassee. The squirles are dears, there will be facilities includen t.p. Tokes will also be included there will be plenty of that and coke a cola, and water, turkey sandwitches too. No need to fret. Pack one bird with the thorzine and laffen gas, he will be the medic fer the trip. Since them sewin machens are heavy I have sent som reserve buzzards, and vulcheers for the heavy work. Dont be listening to dr. K he's just over excited about your swamp condishions and symptoms. He just sent one medic bird fer a sample of your blood so he can get started rite away. You wont get a gator hyde. I dont have one, but i have gator hummor and dna. and i adore gators, since they have human dna. were all the same just look different. Boy vi oge see ya soon. Loretta medic yousay. MEDIC!!! damn wheres the medic when ya need him collecting gater snot again,parbly. if ya think its butter but its snot! eh eh oh lordy got to see if i can find my bedroom door.it keeps movin. damn CIA keep it on 2 wheels Hank the hawk just flu in. Jesus crist. He has bags of throwzine and laffen gas. He scribed on the cement , the Condor has broke down, and an unexpected stop has had 2 bee made. I'm gonna have to ride out to the high point and read smoke sigsnals and see what iz this unexpected stop is all about. Loretta Lunch dropped in as we were cleaning out the old shark tank that Tostado and Natcho used to stay in. We had to use perchlorethelene according to homeland secutiry to get rid of the alien germs, and the fumes musta knocked off the poor canaries just as they were setting in. But they were delicious stuffed with squirrel livers and mojo maharoochie replacing their innards. When's the next feeding? Thanks Loretta. Maybe I wasn't cut out to be a swamp dweller right now. Lots of lazy canaries in the swamp, though I understand. Must be moulting their teenie feathers. Cactus Jammies > Hank the hawk just flu in. Jesus crist. He has bags of throwzine and > laffen gas. He scribed on the cement , the Condor has broke down, and an > unexpected stop has had 2 bee made. I'm gonna have to ride out to the > high point and read smoke sigsnals and see what iz this unexpected stop > is all about. Loretta At lest they didnt go to waist.. There iz lots go good food here, Ele, snake, chicken, beef,and beefalow,zonkys, too emu's, fish, Connor he eats only road kill and sticks to it says iz the best yet. We normalee dont eat eachother when we drop from poision fumes, yer better be carefull cause they waz infested. I am sendin a brew of feather inhanser groweth fast quils so you will be flyen soon. Yer free now, and can also be incharge of the fllying manewvors of the air born critters here in the swamp. Theres alot of rejects, Biggdaddy is one of them and wish he wood get hems act together and put it into sum good energy. He got chomped by a gator. I hav harmony here in the swamp now, prozak done wonders along with vigara, vallium, thc, and 25 other types of med for psychotics, and depression. we only have to do away with 2 legers that try 2 hurt us. We enjoy haven fun. So far Jethrine is still in labor but sazs its al most ovur. So I magine tonight thee eggs arrive. Woop do. I cant wait. Loretta Lunch dropped in as we were cleaning out the old shark tank that Tostado and Natcho used to stay in. We had to use perchlorethelene according to homeland secutiry to get rid of the alien germs, and the fumes musta knocked off the poor canaries just as they were setting in. But they were delicious stuffed with squirrel livers and mojo maharoochie replacing their innards. When's the next feeding? Thanks Loretta. Maybe I wasn't cut out to be a swamp dweller right now. Lots of lazy canaries in the swamp, though I understand. Must be moulting their teenie feathers. Cactus Jammies I shot tha condor. Aint no 2legger landin in tha swomp iffuns Connor don wont hem. I forebid yew warin jammies an wil reemoove yew frujm my will iffuns yew incyst on foolin roun wit tham 2leggers ennymor. I reely meem et. Big Daddy > I shot tha condor. Aint no 2legger landin in tha swomp iffuns Connor > don wont hem. I forebid yew warin jammies an wil reemoove yew frujm my > will iffuns yew incyst on foolin roun wit tham 2leggers ennymor. I > reely meem et. > Big Daddy <Splat> <Splat> <Splat> <Splat> <Splat> Oh look, bird-sh.t all over your poast. Firebird There was once a real good friend of mine who I would give my life for. His nickname was firebird. He got this name because he loved to fish and hunt. He was lethal at shooting birds out of the sky. He ended up blowing his head off. None of us can figure out why. Maybe he is related to you. His name was Jimmy Howes, and he had a real mean streak in him, but he was my brother. We used to jam on a lot of Cream tunes. We weren't any good, but we got hepc and didn't have a clue why we started feeling so bad years later. Can't you look back and find it within yourself to have some compassion for others. It's a thing that will make you feel better. Jethro > There was once a real good friend of mine who I would give my life for. > His nickname was firebird. He got this name because he loved to fish and [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > yourself to have some compassion for others. It's a thing that will make > you feel better. Jethro We already feel so good, just like being teenagers again, and Thomas provided the means to achieve that, but not out of the goodness of his heart. So apart from laughing at Thomas and Lana, who are both too neat and tidy for their own good, what did I ever do to you? Nothing. Nada. And I bet I saw Cream before you did, before they made it in America. And Free; I spent two hours backstage talking to Free and got all their autographs on a paper plate. And what can I say about Jimmy Howes? All I know is that it used to infuriate me when people said they were sorry that somebody I knew had died, because they didn't know her, so why should they be sorry; it was just a platitude that didn't help the pain at all, so I am not going to say that to you, because that would make me like them, but I can honestly say that I know how you feel. And like I already said, you have a good weekend, cos we will. Firebird sniffin undergarments yousay? after gater dna he"ll be doin more than just sniffin em keep it on 2 wheels |
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