Here is a piece written by Andy Rooney - CBS 60 Minutes.

If a woman over 50 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit
around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's
usually something more interesting.

A woman over 50 knows herself well enough to be assured about who she
is, what she is, what she wants, and from whom. Few women past the age
of 50 give a damn what you might think about her or what she's doing.

Women over 50 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match
with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of
course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they
think they can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what
it's like to be unappreciated.

A woman over 50 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her
women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her
best friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your
sins to a woman over 50. They always know.

A woman over 50 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true
of younger women or drag queens.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 50 is far
sexier than her younger counterpart.  Older women are forthright and
honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting
like one! You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 50 for a multitude of reasons.  Unfortunately,
it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman
of 50+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of
himself with some 18-year-old waitress. Ladies, I apologize.

For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk
for free", here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against
marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire
Pig, just to get a little sausage.