Greetings to all. I am the Rev. Shithead. My mission is to bring into my
fold all swampdwellers. They are heathans all. They have in their foul
midst a group of possums who have slain my dear brother. My flock is
soon to arrive. Bible thumping brothers and sisters intent on bringing
sweet Jesus into the accursed swamprats  decrepit life is essential.
Resistance is futile. They will be assimilated. First things first. I
will be coming to call on you Swamprat. My preferance for a sitdown chat
is tea and honey with strawberry crumpets. My faithfull dog Fang will
accompany me. If you care at all about your gator guard Jethro, you
would be well advised to strap him to a sturdy fence post. Jethro
chomped off his leg upon our arrival. Fang is a God Fearing dog , but
insists on a leg for a leg doctrine. I would like to request at this
time that the evil DR. Killborn be present. I will approach your shack
waving a dolphin head. That's right. The Dolphin Ambassador has been
beheaded. Cost me my Cross of Gentility medal for which I was most
proud. I hope you understand my sincerity in this matter Swamprat. I
sh.t you not.
Zipp