I've got the declaration of Independence too, which I declared for Milton
Keynes, but then I realised that the Queen is not the problem, the problem is
Tony Blair.

When, in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people  
to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another,  
and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal  
station to which laws of nature and of nature's God entitle them, a  
decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should  
declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal,  
that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights,  
that among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.  That  
to secure these rights, governments are instituted among men, deriving  
their just powers from the consent of the governed, that whenever any  
form of government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the right of  
the people to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new government,  
laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in  
such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their safety and  
happiness.  Prudence, indeed, will dictate that governments long  
established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and  
accordingly all experience hath shown that mankind are more disposed to  
suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by  
abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed.  But when a long  
train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same object  
evinces a design to reduce them under absolute despotism, it is the  
their right, it is their duty, to throw off such government, and to  
provide new guards for their future security.  Such has been the patient  
sufferance of these colonies; and such is now the necessity which  
constrains them to alter their former systems of government.  The  
history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated  
injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment  
of an absolute tyranny over these states.  To prove this, let facts be  
submitted to a candid world.

He has refused his assent to laws, the most wholesome and necessary for  
the public good.

He has forbidden his governors to pass laws of immediate and pressing  
importance, unless suspended in their operation till his assent should  
be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend  
to them.

He has refused to pass other laws for the accommodation of large  
districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of  
representation in the legislature, a right inestimable to them and  
formidable to tyrants only.

He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual,  
uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public records,  
for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his  
measures.

He has dissolved representative houses repeatedly, for opposing with  
manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.

He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others  
to be elected; whereby the legislative powers, incapable of  
annihilation, have returned to the people at large for their exercise;  
the state remaining in the meantime exposed to all the dangers of  
invasion from without, and convulsions within.

He has endeavored to prevent the population of these states; for that  
purpose obstructing the laws for naturalization of foreigners; refusing  
to pass others to encourage their migration hither, and raising the  
conditions of new appropriations of lands.

He has obstructed the administration of justice, by refusing his assent  
to laws for establishing judiciary powers.

He has made judges dependent on his will alone, for the tenure of their  
offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.

He has erected a multitude of new offices, and sent hither swarms of  
officers to harass our people, and eat out their substance.

He has kept among us, in times of peace, standing armies without the  
consent of our legislatures.

He has affected to render the military independent of and superior to  
the civil power.

He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to  
our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his assent to  
their acts of pretended legislation.

For quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:

For protecting them, by a mock trial, from punishment for any murders  
which they should commit on the inhabitants of these states:

For cutting off our trade with all parts of the world:

For imposing taxes on us without our consent:

For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of trial by jury: For  
transporting us beyond seas to be tried for pretended offenses:

For abolishing the free system of English laws in a neighboring  
province, establishing therein an arbitrary government, and enlarging  
its boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument  
for introducing the same absolute rule into these colonies:

For taking away our charters, abolishing our most valuable laws, and  
altering fundamentally the forms of our governments:

For suspending our own legislatures, and declaring themselves invested  
with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.

He has plundered our seas, ravaged our coasts, burned our towns, and  
destroyed the lives of our people.

He is at this time transporting large armies of foreign mercenaries to  
complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with  
circumstances of cruelty, and perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most  
barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the head of a civilized nation.

He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavored to  
bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian savages,  
whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all  
ages, sexes and conditions.

In every stage of these oppressions we have petitioned for redress in  
the most humble terms: our repeated petitions have been answered only by  
repeated injury.  A prince, whose character is thus marked by every act  
which may define a tyrant, is unfit to be ruler of a free people.

Nor have we been wanting in attention to our British brethren. We have  
warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend  
an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us.  We have reminded them of the  
circumstances of our emigration and settlement here.  We have appealed  
to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by  
the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which,  
would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence.  They too  
have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity.  We must,  
therefore, acquiesce in the nesessity, which denounces our separation,  
and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, enemies in war, in peace  
friends.

We, therefore, the representatives of the United States of America, in  
General Congress, assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world  
for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the name, and by the  
authority of the good people of these colonies, solemnly publish and  
declare, that these united colonies are, and of right ought to be free  
and independent states; that they are absolved from all allegiance to  
the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and  
the state of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and  
that as free and independent states, they have full power to levy war,  
conclude peace, contract alliances, establish commerce, and to do all  
other acts and things which independent states may of right do. And for  
the support of this declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection  
of Divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our lives, our  
fortunes and our sacred honor.

So I formally declare myself Independent from Tony Blair and his stupid cabinet.

Lord Cerne Abbas

Humpty Dumpty Bush fell off the Iraq wall.
Humpty Dumpty Bush had a big fall.
All his spin doctors and all the President's men
couldn't put Humpty Dumpty Bush together again.

http://www.veloceraptor.free-online.co.uk/identity.html

http://www.veloceraptor.free-online.co.uk/mylinks.html

http://www.insurgent.org/~jhd/kookway.htm

http://www.lectlaw.com/files/his01.htm

We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union,
establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence,
promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves
and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United
States of America.

It's far too long to get in a newgroup post but the whole thing is on that link
along with legal opinions on it too.

HTH

Alan

http://unitedeuropeanworkersunion.blogspot.com/

http://theoriginalfirebird.blogspot.com/

http://lordcerneabbastoo.blogspot.com/

http://lordcerneabbas.blogspot.com/

http://veloceraptor.blogspot.com/

http://www.planetarybillofrights.org/

http://www.stopwar.org.uk/

Why thank you, your lordship, but that wasn't me, it was my evil twin.
<sweet smile>

Spidey

Thanks for reminding me to play some music.
Off to Virgin Radio...

Spidey