ahahahahahahaha!

My very Irish wife has given me license to forward these two along...

***
Sean O'Brien was driving down the street in a sweat because he
had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place.
Looking up to heaven he said, "Lord take pity on me. If you find
me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of
me life and give up me whiskey!"

Miraculously, a parking place appeared.

Sean looked up again and said, "Never mind, Lord, I found one.

***
Q:  Who's the Irishman who stays outside all year?

A:  Paddy O'Furniture.

Sorry, that joke needs to be told every year; it's the law.

Cheers

/greenhackles