Medical Forum / Diseases and Disorders / Hepatitis / March 2007
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g - 26 Feb 2007 02:53 GMT I know this is OT, but after dealing with the VA for 2 1/2 yrs about this Dragon, I was scheduled for a CAT scan of my liver, so maybe I'm going to find out whether I'll be one of the lucky(?) ones that will get treatment soon. One way or the other I would like to Know BTW Thanks to all who have answered my questions and let me lurk since that day I said to the BCLD, HCV huh, so give me some pills or a shot and I'll be on my way. There was(is) a serious education problem in this country that is much more deserving of airtime than a thousand Anna Nicoles or Brittany Spears
God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day.
He inquired of God. "Where have you been?"
God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction, and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look, Michael. Look what I've made."
Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, "What is it?"
"It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put Life on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance."
"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.
God explained, pointing to different parts of earth. "For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while southern Europe is going to be poor.
Over there I've placed a continent of white people, and over there is a continent of black people. Balance in all things," God continued pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."
The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land area and said, "What's that one?"
"Ah," said God "That's Washington State, the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful mountains, rivers and streams, lakes, forests, hills, plains, and coulees. The people from Washington State are going to be handsome, modest, intelligent, and humorous, and they are going to be found traveling the world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, high achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats, and carriers of peace."
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then asked, "But what about balance, God? You said there would be balance."
God smiled, "There is another Washington...Wait until you see the idiots I put there.
g - 26 Feb 2007 03:04 GMT "g" <drdigger@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message news:...
>I know this is OT, but after dealing with the VA for 2 1/2 yrs about this >Dragon, I was scheduled for a CAT scan of my liver, so maybe I'm going to [quoted text clipped - 47 lines] > God smiled, "There is another Washington...Wait until you see the > idiots I put there. Glenn Shehorn Kansas City
Waterspider - 28 Feb 2007 18:30 GMT >I know this is OT, but after dealing with the VA for 2 1/2 yrs about this >Dragon, I was scheduled for a CAT scan of my liver, so maybe I'm going to [quoted text clipped - 47 lines] > God smiled, "There is another Washington...Wait until you see the > idiots I put there. Hahahaha! Cute one, G!
Michael Arends - 11 Mar 2007 16:46 GMT Smiling Wickedly, g answered:
> I know this is OT, but after dealing with the VA for 2 1/2 yrs about this > Dragon, I was scheduled for a CAT scan of my liver, so maybe I'm going to [quoted text clipped - 47 lines] > God smiled, "There is another Washington...Wait until you see the > idiots I put there. Hmmmmmm THIS Michael is from/in Washington State..
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elmoemerson@webtv.net - 12 Mar 2007 00:17 GMT Re: I know this is OT Group: alt.support.hepatitis-c Date: Sun, Mar 11, 2007, 8:46am (CDT-2) From: mlarends@NODAMNSPAMearthlink.net (Michael Arends) Smiling Wickedly, g answered: I know this is OT, but after dealing with the VA for 2 1/2 yrs about this Dragon, I was scheduled for a CAT scan of my liver, so maybe I'm going to find out whether I'll be one of the lucky(?) ones that will get treatment soon. One way or the other I would like to Know BTW Thanks to all who have answered my questions and let me lurk since that day I said to the BCLD, HCV huh, so give me some pills or a shot and I'll be on my way. There was(is) a serious education problem in this country that is much more deserving of airtime than a thousand Anna Nicoles or Brittany Spears God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God. "Where have you been?" God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction, and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look, Michael. Look what I've made." Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, "What is it?" "It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put Life on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance." "Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused. God explained, pointing to different parts of earth. "For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while southern Europe is going to be poor. Over there I've placed a continent of white people, and over there is a continent of black people. Balance in all things," God continued pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in ice." The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land area and said, "What's that one?" "Ah," said God "That's Washington State, the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful mountains, rivers and streams, lakes, forests, hills, plains, and coulees. The people from Washington State are going to be handsome, modest, intelligent, and humorous, and they are going to be found traveling the world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, high achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats, and carriers of peace." Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then asked, "But what about balance, God? You said there would be balance." God smiled, "There is another Washington...Wait until you see the idiots I put there. Hmmmmmm THIS Michael is from/in Washington State.. -- *..· ´¨¨)) ¸.·´ .·´¨¨)) ((¸¸.·´ .·´-:¦:-((¸¸.·´(º·.¸(¨*·.¸ ¸.·*¨) «.·°·. Michael .·°·-:¦:- /////////////// That's only because they put you on the wrong bus. :-) elmo somewhere in-between
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Dwight - 12 Mar 2007 00:38 GMT > > Re: I know this is OT [quoted text clipped - 55 lines] > > http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/TheFamilyAlbum I think we're all bozos on this bus. :)
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