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Medical Forum / Diseases and Disorders / Hepatitis / February 2007Global warming effect on Hep c
It's 4 above zero, we got 3 feet of snow, actually 39 inches on top of the foot that was already covering the barren earth. Fall has come and gone leaving us in freezing misery. I was watching cars avoiding broken down town snow plows through the swirls and gusts of blizzard conditions when I spotted a lone figure leaning through the snow with 3 foot cylynders in his hands, He would stop every now and then, plunge one into the snow banks, capping and security taping them before he put them into a satchel on his back. He had a yellow poncho with BIO Hazards warnings written all over it. As he came up towards my house, I opened the door, inviting him in for some coffee. "Only Decaf" he said, no external energy needed here.. Ice cycles hung from his eyebrows, snot frozen into his cheeks and chin, like some one had smashed a green egg on the tip of his nose. He tore off his sterilized gloves, held out his hand and said, "Hi, I'm Al Gore". Geez Al what are ya doin here, Dean's down in the Bahama's, or are ya looking for the end of the internet? No son, this storm shoulda been in Alaska, we think the recent increase in vomitting, sweats and fevers from hep c treatment has knocked the climatic regions off the axis, and I'm out here filming my next movie, "Al Gores 2nd movie". Well Al, I said, I haven't seen any drowning seals or Lost polar bears, and to be honest with you, every winter is like this here AND you don't have a film crew out there. O no he said the sibirean wolves musta got them, I must save them, mind if I leave my graffs here? As he ran out the door, Sammy from up the road, had let his dog out, Its code word for attack is WOLF. Al see's the mutt leaping through the snow and starts screaming Wolf. The dog grabs him by the bicep and starts tearing his arm off. Al stumbles blindly out into the road, where Charlie the plow guy had just jammed her into 5th . He hit Al at about 65 mph sending him flying 300 yards into a Pine stand, where all the ravens and crow weather it out. The dog saw the plow comin and ran home where Sammy gave a thick steak. I checked on Al last nite, he's covered with a ton of bird crap and the neighbor hood kids are plummetting the hell out of him with snow and ice balls. Film a 6 Never cry wolf. Bobby > It's 4 above zero, we got 3 feet of snow, actually 39 inches on top of the > foot that was already covering the barren earth. Fall has come and gone [quoted text clipped - 29 lines] > Never cry wolf. > Bobby The effects of global warming are not necessarily "getting warmer". All the scientists say Gore is correct. Bush says he is not. You are obviously about as informed as Bush. Cody Naw only as informed as Bobby, just wanted to make a funny quip, I thought you had died already or I wouldn't have come back to this group. f.ck off, and play your politcs elsewhere. If I wrote Santa Clause, you'd say there is no Santa Clause, if I wrote Jesus you'd harp about Christians, Your still as miserable as you always have been. And by the way, the weathers been f.cked ever since we landed on the moon. Bobby >> It's 4 above zero, we got 3 feet of snow, actually 39 inches on top of >> the foot that was already covering the barren earth. Fall has come and [quoted text clipped - 36 lines] > > Cody > Naw only as informed as Bobby, just wanted to make a funny quip, Sorry, but it wasn't funny. Torturing a human being, well, at least to me, isn't very funny. YMOV. > I thought > you had died already or I wouldn't have come back to this group. Well, now you know you were wrong and I am very much alive. > f.ck off, > and play your politcs elsewhere. No. > If I wrote Santa Clause, you'd say there is > no Santa Clause, if I wrote Jesus you'd harp about Christians, Your still as > miserable as you always have been. LOL! I'm not miserable at all. In fact, I'm high on life and doing very well, thank you very much. > And by the way, the weathers been f.cked > ever since we landed on the moon. > Bobby LOL, again! Please tell us all about the causal relationship between landing on the moon and the weather. This should be good. Cody >>> It's 4 above zero, we got 3 feet of snow, actually 39 inches on top of >>> the foot that was already covering the barren earth. Fall has come and [quoted text clipped - 35 lines] >> >> Cody > And by the way, the weathers been f.cked > ever since we landed on the moon. Can't blame global warming on that since everyone knows we never landed on the moon, it was all a big fake. :) G Calm down Cody, your hatred of The Pesident is walkin on your sense of humor Glenn >> It's 4 above zero, we got 3 feet of snow, actually 39 inches on top of >> the foot that was already covering the barren earth. Fall has come and [quoted text clipped - 36 lines] > > Cody > Calm down Cody, your hatred of The Pesident is walkin on your sense of humor > Glenn Tell that to the hundreds of thousands of people that Bush and his boys have murdered. I don't find that harm to others is funny. Cody >>> It's 4 above zero, we got 3 feet of snow, actually 39 inches on top of >>> the foot that was already covering the barren earth. Fall has come and [quoted text clipped - 35 lines] >> >> Cody ahahahahahahahaha!! Good one, Bobby. elmo http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/DocElmosHepFile http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/TheFamilyAlbum Jolly good story Bobby. Koko clapping wildly :-) Hey Bobby There is about four feet of packed frozen snow on the front lawn, and I just saw a van load of jesus freak armadillos with ray bans on, headed north on the Glacier highway. Life is just a series of perspectives I suppose. Your story warmed my globe this day! cactus jammies =============== > It's 4 above zero, we got 3 feet of snow, actually 39 inches on top of the > foot that was already covering the barren earth. Fall has come and gone [quoted text clipped - 29 lines] > Never cry wolf. > Bobby > It's 4 above zero, we got 3 feet of snow, actually 39 inches on top of the > foot that was already covering the barren earth. Fall has come and gone [quoted text clipped - 29 lines] > Never cry wolf. > Bobby Thanks Bobby, it's great to start the day with a laugh. Dwight >> It's 4 above zero, we got 3 feet of snow, actually 39 inches on top of >> the foot that was already covering the barren earth. Fall has come and [quoted text clipped - 35 lines] > > Dwight So, you think it's funny to hurt another human being. Sick, sick, sick. Cody >>> It's 4 above zero, we got 3 feet of snow, actually 39 inches on top >>> of the foot that was already covering the barren earth. Fall has come [quoted text clipped - 40 lines] > > Cody I wouldn't in real life, but I do here. And yes I'm sick, if I wasn't I wouldn't here. :) Dwight >>>> It's 4 above zero, we got 3 feet of snow, actually 39 inches on top >>>> of the foot that was already covering the barren earth. Fall has [quoted text clipped - 45 lines] > > Dwight Oh, so when you're on the Internet, it isn't real life but fake life? I meant mentally sick, not physically but you knew that ;-) Cody >>>>> It's 4 above zero, we got 3 feet of snow, actually 39 inches on top >>>>> of the foot that was already covering the barren earth. Fall has [quoted text clipped - 51 lines] > > Cody Cody, I also think cartoons and the Three Stooges are funny, but the violence isn't real there either. Life is too short not to enjoy the humor. Have a good night Cody and take the time to smile a little, the world looks much brighter when smiling. :) Dwight >>>>>> It's 4 above zero, we got 3 feet of snow, actually 39 inches on >>>>>> top of the foot that was already covering the barren earth. Fall [quoted text clipped - 55 lines] > Cody, I also think cartoons and the Three Stooges are funny, but the > violence isn't real there either. No, it only encourages it. I bet you like the Roadrunner too. So you think that the Internet is fake life or what? > Life is too short not to enjoy the > humor. I never found slapstick to be funny nor would I wish harm on anyone, be it Bush or Gore. Have a good night Cody and take the time to smile a little, the > world looks much brighter when smiling. :) > > Dwight I smile all the time. Just because I am opinionated; have no use for being "politically correct" and say what I think doesn't mean I don't have a sense of humor. Cody The 3 Stooges were hysterically funny slapstick comedy. They were total goof balls and always doing something wacky. But I didn't really see any humor in the story above regardless of whether you like or dislike Al Gore, or what feel about global warming. Let's see - Al Gore gets his bicep ripped off, smashed by a plow, sh.t on by birds, pelted mercilessly by kids - hmmm, nice heart warming story. Obviously not even a thinly disguised rant against the man. Personally I think a little global warming could actually be a good thing. I certainly don't mind paying lower heating bills. And you know what - the arctic used to have tropical weather with palm trees and everything. And that was before humans came along and starting "heating" things up. So climate changes have always been a part of the worlds history. Warm periods, ice ages, it will continue until the planet finally implodes or whatever it does when it goes belly up. tx Jeff >>>>>> It's 4 above zero, we got 3 feet of snow, actually 39 inches on top >>>>>> of the foot that was already covering the barren earth. Fall has come [quoted text clipped - 58 lines] > > Dwight > The 3 Stooges were hysterically funny slapstick comedy. They were total goof > balls and always doing something wacky. But I didn't really see any humor in [quoted text clipped - 14 lines] > tx > Jeff The warming refers to the atmosphere high up in the sky that gives rise to crazy weather. As you can see in the States right now, they are having the coldest winter in a long time. That said, if Antartica melts into the sea, you will be able to buy ocean front property in Arizona. Cody >>>>>>> It's 4 above zero, we got 3 feet of snow, actually 39 inches on top >>>>>>> of the foot that was already covering the barren earth. Fall has come [quoted text clipped - 57 lines] >> >> Dwight Re: Global warming effect on Hep c Group: alt.support.hepatitis-c Date: Wed, Feb 21, 2007, 2:06pm (CST+7) From: not@aol.es (Cody) Jeff wrote: The 3 Stooges were hysterically funny slapstick comedy. They were total goof balls and always doing something wacky. But I didn't really see any humor in the story above regardless of whether you like or dislike Al Gore, or what feel about global warming. Let's see - Al Gore gets his bicep ripped off, smashed by a plow, sh.t on by birds, pelted mercilessly by kids - hmmm, nice heart warming story. Obviously not even a thinly disguised rant against the man. Personally I think a little global warming could actually be a good thing. I certainly don't mind paying lower heating bills. And you know what - the arctic used to have tropical weather with palm trees and everything. And that was before humans came along and starting "heating" things up. So climate changes have always been a part of the worlds history. Warm periods, ice ages, it will continue until the planet finally implodes or whatever it does when it goes belly up. tx Jeff The warming refers to the atmosphere high up in the sky that gives rise to crazy weather. As you can see in the States right now, they are having the coldest winter in a long time. That said, if Antartica melts into the sea, you will be able to buy ocean front property in Arizona. Cody /////////// I think Mary Ann must be on to something. :-) elmo http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/DocElmosHepFile http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/TheFamilyAlbum Actually back to the original story I was thinking if Al Gore ended up in the wood chipper - now that WOULD be funny. Hey - is that Al Gore over there in the wood chipper? LOL - Jeff > The 3 Stooges were hysterically funny slapstick comedy. They were total > goof balls and always doing something wacky. But I didn't really see any [quoted text clipped - 78 lines] >> >> Dwight OK, well I hope at least some of you saw Fargo so you don't think I'm a complete lunatic. - Jeff > Actually back to the original story I was thinking if Al Gore ended up in > the wood chipper - now that WOULD be funny. [quoted text clipped - 85 lines] >>> >>> Dwight > It's 4 above zero, we got 3 feet of snow, actually 39 inches on top of the > foot that was already covering the barren earth. Fall has come and gone [quoted text clipped - 29 lines] > Never cry wolf. > Bobby Bobby, I love it! Sci-fi was one of the things that got me through tx. Let me guess... are you a fan of Spider Robinson? |
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