Was standing next to the seafood case at the local grocery store waiting
for service yesterday, along with a few other people, when I ripped a
long, silent fart hoping it wouldn't be the fragrant kind.  Much to my
chagrin, it smelled like hell.  It took a few seconds for it to hit, but
boy did it stink.  Thinking fast on my feet, I turned and looked at the
lady standing next to me and gave her this look like 'What the f.ck did
you do that for?" hoping the rest of the people would think the gal did
it.  I just stood there with a straight face shaking my head at the gal
for a minute, then asked for a pound of jumbo shrimp.
ahahahahahahahahah!!!
I love the supermarket but probably shouldn't go in there when I've had
mexican food for lunch.
elmo
thinking 'outside the bun'    

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