Re: Happy Thanksgiving  

Group: alt.support.hepatitis-c Date: Thu, Nov 23, 2006, 5:26pm (CST+7)
From: neverever@msn.org (Cody)
elmoemerson@webtv.net wrote:
Re: Happy Thanksgiving
Group: alt.support.hepatitis-c Date: Thu, Nov 23, 2006, 4:10pm (CST+7)
From: neverever@msn.org (Cody)
elmoemerson@webtv.net wrote:
What a great day to reflect on everything there is to be grateful for!
70 degrees and sunny here in the Ozarks. Hope everyone has a happy
turkey day.
elmo
burrrpppppp
Please try to remember that this is an international newsgroup and only
JesusLand has this hypocritical holiday. The fact that the Americans
slaughtered most of the indians in thanks to their conquest writes
volumes about the dignity of "Thanks"giving Day. Of course, in reality,
thanksgiving is only just another excuse, like football, to drink and
eat too much. Give thanks, my a.s. Alias
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I forgot...you don't have anything to be grateful for.
I'm grateful 24/7/365 for still being alive.
    I didn't shoot
any indians, but I'll bet your hero and long lost relative, William
Fredrick Cody, probably did. His wild west show was pretty demeaning to
the indians, wasn't it? He probably shot quite a few buffalo in his time
too.
elmo
First you didn't know that Buffalo Bill was the most famous man in the
world during his lifetime. And now you don't know why he killed
buffaloes. He did kill a few Indians in self defense, not slaughtering
them with infected blankets and the like. If it weren't for Buffalo
Bill, you wouldn't know who Sitting Bull was. You probably go by the
phony movie with Paul Newman which is full of lies. Did you also use
Reader's Digest in school instead of reading the original book?
Cody  
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But he wasn't the most famous man on earth.  And what IS 'famous',
anyway?  Do you mean the most well known?  So tell me why he killed so
many buffalo....was it self-defense?  Or did he just like to eat alot of
buffalo burgers?  :-)
elmo  

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Re: Happy Thanksgiving  

Group: alt.support.hepatitis-c Date: Thu, Nov 23, 2006, 5:26pm (CST+7)
From: neverever@msn.org (Cody)
elmoemerson@webtv.net wrote:
Re: Happy Thanksgiving
Group: alt.support.hepatitis-c Date: Thu, Nov 23, 2006, 4:10pm (CST+7)
From: neverever@msn.org (Cody)
elmoemerson@webtv.net wrote:
What a great day to reflect on everything there is to be grateful for!
70 degrees and sunny here in the Ozarks. Hope everyone has a happy
turkey day.
elmo
burrrpppppp
Please try to remember that this is an international newsgroup and only
JesusLand has this hypocritical holiday.
Cody
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In case you forgot....this isn't JesusLand anymore.  The right-wing
Christian conservatives got bounced in the election a couple of weeks
ago and George Bush isn't much more than a lame duck.  Now isn't that
enough to be grateful for on Thanksgiving, or do you want more?
elmo

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Cody,
Please try to remember that this is an international newsgroup and only

Cody you are a total a.shole. Join the turkeys.........Happy late
Thanskgiving Doc.................john

Sorry to hear that, Michael. I hope things get better.

Cody

Cody said : God" doesn't exist, sorry. Nor do fairies, Santa, Superman
or, in your
case, Lex Luther.

And I bet you just couldn't wait to set you kid(s) straight on that...

Cody if you don't think I've met a hundred people like you in my life
time you'd be wrong.

Bitter, angry, low self esteem..etc.........

So like all small(minded)people you try to drag everyone else down to
your level, or lower if at all possible.

You rant and rave about NO GOD, AMERICA is EVIL, CHRISTIANS ARE ALL THE
SAME.............Sweeping generalities that really do show your true
hand.

I've read a few of your posts on the Buddhist Newsgroup you
frequent...You can't even get along with them..........same old same
old....

People with Napoleonic complexes are always wanted to stand on their
tippy toes, puff their chest out and confront anyone and everyone.

Cody, thy name is over-compensation...........Relax........its the
Buddhist way.

Re: Happy Thanksgiving  

Group: alt.support.hepatitis-c Date: Sat, Nov 25, 2006, 1:24am (CST+7)
From: neverever@msn.org (Cody)
elmoemerson@webtv.net wrote:
The fact that the Americans slaughtered most of the indians in thanks to
their conquest writes volumes about the dignity of "Thanks"giving Day.
Cody
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Fact is, the true story of the first Thanksgiving has never been told
publicly. I'll tell you what really happened that day. I've got a long,
lost relative that was there, who in his memoirs (a closely held family
document) described the day as it actually happened. Yeah, the settlers
massacred the indians....though, for good reason. It all started
innocently enough. Several months had passed since the white-skinned
Puritans arrived on the Mayflower, many of them sick and some that had
died early on. Life was hard in the beginning....food was scarce. Men
wore socks around their cocks, and babies were prevented. But the men
had had some luck hunting deer with rifle, the women had grown some
crops, mostly potatos, marijuana and such. As summer gave way to fall
and the leaves began to change, it became apparent to the settlers that
they would have to coexist with the natives if they would have any
chance of making it thru the winter. Besides, some of the single men had
seen many of the indian squaws seductively bathing in the local stream
and wanted to bop them at first chance.
So it was decided that John Smith and his horny bunch of Puritans would
approach the indians with the intent of making friends and screwing
their women. They showered many gifts upon the indians, including bars
of soap, douche and perfume, not to mention several bottles of Scotch
for the indian Chief, Pokey.
When all the crops were in and frost began to form on pumpkins,
everybody, including the chief, were especially horny. Indian squaws had
become quite proficient in their use of gifts from the settlers and made
it clear that they were willing to cross-breed. But Chief Pokey wasn't
going to let this be one-sided and demanded that the Puritans allow the
indian bucks to screw their women too.
After half an hour of negotiations were completed, it was decided that
the indians would be allowed to screw all the Puritan women, exceptin'
Alice. They decided to have a big feast, followed by an orgy that would
last several days. Preparation for the big day lasted several weeks, the
indians harvesting corn, killing turkey and muskrat for the feast. The
Puritans shot a few deer, made more whiskey.....and the women shaved
their private parts, exceptin' Alice.
The big day finally arrived..... Chief Pokey meeting John Smith at high
noon by the front entrance to the Puritan's gated community. High fives
were given to the indian's cry of 'waaaahhhh hoooooo' and the indians
all filed thru, squaws and bucks alike, carrying their gifts of food and
edible undies. Several hours of partying followed.....everone got pretty
well trashed. Some of the indians got upset that dinner was supposed to
be served before they had a chance to enjoy the Puritan women and began
to get pretty rude. Things started spiralling out of control after that,
you know how indians get when they've got a little firewater in their
system.
John Smith met with the rest of the Puritan guys and decided that they'd
better serve dinner before all their women got their 'butterballs'
basted by the indians. So, in ceremonious style, John called upon Pokey
to join with him at the head table for a "Thanksgiving" toast before the
feast officially began. Oddly enough, Pokey was nowhere to be found.
Both indian and Puritan alike searched high and low for him, exceptin'
at Alice's.
Since Alice was supposed to cook all the sh.t for the feast, and the
food was missing, a bit of suspicion and unrest began to brew. The
Puritan men gathered and stormed Alice's Restaurant, only to find Alice
with her legs hiked high in the air, her back on the bar, and Pokey
pokin' Alice when he wasn't sposta be. The place went crazy......it was
a slaughter. After the gang bang, Puritan men killed every f.cking
indian man they could get their hands on...but spared the squaws.
..
So now you know the true story of Thanksgiving and the way it really
went down. The indians had it coming to them when their chief dorked
Alice. Years of prejudice against all those who had bopped Alice,
including the Puritan horned toads, led to their decline across the
frontier. But the legend of Alice's Restaurant lives on.
My great, great grand-pappy bopped one of those squaws coming across the
plains....I'm part Cherokee. :-)
And, because he didn't really want a pickle, he hopped on his
motorcycle. And he didn't want to die; he just wanted to ride his
motorcy and then he drove off into the sunset with Mister Bo Jangles.
And that aint no bull!!!!!!!!
elmo
Ain't no bufalo either ;-)
Cody  
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Now you're catching on..  :-)
elmo

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