Sung to the tune of Jingle Bell Rock:

'Feron shot, 'feron shot, 'feron shot rock
'Feron shots sting and 'feron shots suck
Injecting and sweating and pills on the run
Now the treatment hop has begun.

'Feron shot, 'feron shot, 'feron shot rock
'Feron shots bite in 'feron shot night
Shaking and aching in 'Feron Shot Square
In the frosty air.

What a rough time, it's a tough time
To toss the night away
'Feron shot time is a swell time
To go tripping on a one-toke high

Wakey-up hepper pal, open those eyes
Riba pills 'round the clock
Kick that dragon when you know that he's down
That's the 'feron shot,
That's the 'feron shot,
That's the 'feron shot rock