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Medical Forum / Diseases and Disorders / Hepatitis / October 2005Blonde Joke
While riding a bus, a blonde was reading the newspaper and the headline blared, "12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed." She shook her head at the sad news, then turned to the stranger sitting next to her and asked, "About how many is a brazilian?" Cody > While riding a bus, a blonde was reading the newspaper and > the headline [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > Cody Gee, I work with that blond! Good one, Cody. :-) Substitute GW Bush for the blonde......hehehehe Life is good Mark > While riding a bus, a blonde was reading the newspaper and > the headline [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > Cody > Substitute GW Bush for the blonde......hehehehe > > Life is good > Mark PLEASE, do not insult blondes that way! I hear that Bush is drinking again. No problem, though, being as Cheney is the designated brain. Cody >> While riding a bus, a blonde was reading the newspaper and >> the headline [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] >> >> Cody I thought he seemed a little spacey during Katrina. I wondered about it then. > I hear that Bush is drinking again. No problem, though, being as Cheney is > the designated brain. [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] >>> >>> Cody Smiling Wickedly, Cody answered: > While riding a bus, a blonde was reading the newspaper and > the headline [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > Cody Buwahahahaha GOOD one Cody.. I needed a good laugh tonight. THANKS. :-)  Signature*..· ´¨¨)) ¸.·´ .·´¨¨)) ((¸¸.·´ .·´-:¦:-((¸¸.·´(º·.¸(¨*·.¸ ¸.·*¨)¸.·º) «.·°·. Michael .·°·-:¦:- So where's the punch-line, Turd Breath? Elmo http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/DocElmosHepFile http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/TheFamilyAlbum > So where's the punch-line, Turd Breath? > Elmo LOL! You really didn't get it? I knew you were stupid but I didn't know you're that stupid. Cody Re: Blonde Joke Group: alt.support.hepatitis-c Date: Sat, Oct 1, 2005, 4:11pm (CDT+7) From: nospam@nospam.comedunetcita (Cody) <elmoemerson@webtv.net> wrote So where's the punch-line, Turd Breath? Elmo LOL! You really didn't get it? I knew you were stupid but I didn't know you're that stupid. Cody /////////// No, I really didn't get it. Hey, I never claimed to be intelligent. ahahahahaha Elmo http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/DocElmosHepFile http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/TheFamilyAlbum > Re: Blonde Joke > [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > ahahahahaha > Elmo Hint: "brazilian" is not a number. That's what we call nationals that live in, you guessed it, BRAZIL (largest country in South America). Cody Re: Blonde Joke Group: alt.support.hepatitis-c Date: Sat, Oct 1, 2005, 4:48pm (CDT+7) From: nospam@nospam.comedunetcita (Cody) <elmoemerson@webtv.net> wrote in message news:13319-433E9DCD-574@storefull-3255.bay.webtv.net... Re: Blonde Joke Group: alt.support.hepatitis-c Date: Sat, Oct 1, 2005, 4:11pm (CDT+7) From: nospam@nospam.comedunetcita (Cody) <elmoemerson@webtv.net> wrote So where's the punch-line, Turd Breath? Elmo LOL! You really didn't get it? I knew you were stupid but I didn't know you're that stupid. Cody /////////// No, I really didn't get it. Hey, I never claimed to be intelligent. ahahahahaha Elmo Hint: "brazilian" is not a number. That's what we call nationals that live in, you guessed it, BRAZIL (largest country in South America). Cody ///////////// Yes. I know that, compost head. So what's so funny about that? You been sniffing fart gas again? Elmo http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/DocElmosHepFile http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/TheFamilyAlbum > Re: Blonde Joke > [quoted text clipped - 23 lines] > been sniffing fart gas again? > Elmo I'm sorry, for you I should have somehow included the word "fart" and then, maybe, you would have liked the joke. Cody Re: Blonde Joke Group: alt.support.hepatitis-c Date: Sat, Oct 1, 2005, 6:22pm (CDT+7) From: nospam@nospam.comedunetcita (Cody) <elmoemerson@webtv.net> wrote in message news:4765-433EB43C-574@storefull-3258.bay.webtv.net... Re: Blonde Joke Group: alt.support.hepatitis-c Date: Sat, Oct 1, 2005, 4:48pm (CDT+7) From: nospam@nospam.comedunetcita (Cody) <elmoemerson@webtv.net> wrote in message news:13319-433E9DCD-574@storefull-3255.bay.webtv.net... Re: Blonde Joke Group: alt.support.hepatitis-c Date: Sat, Oct 1, 2005, 4:11pm (CDT+7) From: nospam@nospam.comedunetcita (Cody) <elmoemerson@webtv.net> wrote So where's the punch-line, Turd Breath? Elmo LOL! You really didn't get it? I knew you were stupid but I didn't know you're that stupid. Cody /////////// No, I really didn't get it. Hey, I never claimed to be intelligent. ahahahahaha Elmo Hint: "brazilian" is not a number. That's what we call nationals that live in, you guessed it, BRAZIL (largest country in South America). Cody ///////////// Yes. I know that, compost head. So what's so funny about that? You been sniffing fart gas again? Elmo I'm sorry, for you I should have somehow included the word "fart" and then, maybe, you would have liked the joke. Cody /////////// ahahahahahah!! Now it's funny. ahahahaha!!! 12 Brazilian soldiers all blowing farts in your face at the same time. Now that's funny, I don't care who you are! ahahahahahaha Elmo http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/DocElmosHepFile http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/TheFamilyAlbum >> Re: Blonde Joke >> [quoted text clipped - 15 lines] > >Cody Perhaps if you hadn't screwed up the entire joke to begin with? Donald Rumsfeld is giving President Bush his daily briefing on the war in Iraq. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed." "OH NO!" the President exclaims. "Thats terrible!" His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands. Finally, the president looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?" /greyhackles Re: Blonde Joke Group: alt.support.hepatitis-c Date: Sat, Oct 1, 2005, 1:18pm (CDT+1) From: greyhackles@NOSPAMyahoo.com (greyhackles) On Sat, 1 Oct 2005 16:48:21 +0200, "Cody" <nospam@nospam.comedunetcita> wrote: <elmoemerson@webtv.net> wrote in message news:13319-433E9DCD-574@storefull-3255.bay.webtv.net... Re: Blonde Joke Group: alt.support.hepatitis-c Date: Sat, Oct 1, 2005, 4:11pm (CDT+7) From: nospam@nospam.comedunetcita (Cody) <elmoemerson@webtv.net> wrote So where's the punch-line, Turd Breath? Elmo LOL! You really didn't get it? I knew you were stupid but I didn't know you're that stupid. Cody /////////// No, I really didn't get it. Hey, I never claimed to be intelligent. ahahahahaha Elmo Hint: "brazilian" is not a number. That's what we call nationals that live in, you guessed it, BRAZIL (largest country in South America). Cody Perhaps if you hadn't screwed up the entire joke to begin with? Donald Rumsfeld is giving President Bush his daily briefing on the war in Iraq. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed." "OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!" His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands. Finally, the president looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?" /greyhackles /////////// Now I get it.....thanks, Grey. I've heard a few jokes in my time that are funnier, LOL. And to think Cody thought that was worth posting. What a f.cking campo turd. ahahahahahahahaha Elmo http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/DocElmosHepFile http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/TheFamilyAlbum > Re: Blonde Joke > [quoted text clipped - 35 lines] > What a f.cking campo turd. ahahahahahahahaha > Elmo I agree, the one about you and Santa was much better. Shall I repost it? Cody Re: Blonde Joke Group: alt.support.hepatitis-c Date: Sun, Oct 2, 2005, 11:22am (CDT+7) From: nospam@nospam.comedunetcita (Cody) <elmoemerson@webtv.net> wrote in message news:16282-433F3C74-182@storefull-3254.bay.webtv.net... Re: Blonde Joke Group: alt.support.hepatitis-c Date: Sat, Oct 1, 2005, 1:18pm (CDT+1) From: greyhackles@NOSPAMyahoo.com (greyhackles) <elmoemerson@webtv.net> wrote in message news:13319-433E9DCD-574@storefull-3255.bay.webtv.net... Re: Blonde Joke Group: alt.support.hepatitis-c Date: Sat, Oct 1, 2005, 4:11pm (CDT+7) From: nospam@nospam.comedunetcita (Cody) <elmoemerson@webtv.net> wrote So where's the punch-line, Turd Breath? Elmo LOL! You really didn't get it? I knew you were stupid but I didn't know you're that stupid. Cody /////////// No, I really didn't get it. Hey, I never claimed to be intelligent. ahahahahaha Elmo Hint: "brazilian" is not a number. That's what we call nationals that live in, you guessed it, BRAZIL (largest country in South America). Cody Perhaps if you hadn't screwed up the entire joke to begin with? Donald Rumsfeld is giving President Bush his daily briefing on the war in Iraq. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed." "OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!" His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands. Finally, the president looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?" /greyhackles /////////// Now I get it.....thanks, Grey. I've heard a few jokes in my time that are funnier, LOL. And to think Cody thought that was worth posting. What a f.cking campo turd. ahahahahahahahaha Elmo I agree, the one about you and Santa was much better. Shall I repost it? Cody //////////// I could care less if you post your slime, Cody. Most of us know what a jerk-off you are anyway. Elmo http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/DocElmosHepFile http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/TheFamilyAlbum Re: Blonde Joke Group: alt.support.hepatitis-c Date: Sun, Oct 2, 2005, 11:22am (CDT+7) From: nospam@nospam.comedunetcita (Cody) <elmoemerson@webtv.net> wrote in message news:16282-433F3C74-182@storefull-3254.bay.webtv.net... Re: Blonde Joke Group: alt.support.hepatitis-c Date: Sat, Oct 1, 2005, 1:18pm (CDT+1) From: greyhackles@NOSPAMyahoo.com (greyhackles) On Sat, 1 Oct 2005 16:48:21 +0200, "Cody" <nospam@nospam.comedunetcita> wrote: <elmoemerson@webtv.net> wrote in message news:13319-433E9DCD-574@storefull-3255.bay.webtv.net... Re: Blonde Joke Group: alt.support.hepatitis-c Date: Sat, Oct 1, 2005, 4:11pm (CDT+7) From: nospam@nospam.comedunetcita (Cody) <elmoemerson@webtv.net> wrote So where's the punch-line, Turd Breath? Elmo LOL! You really didn't get it? I knew you were stupid but I didn't know you're that stupid. Cody /////////// No, I really didn't get it. Hey, I never claimed to be intelligent. ahahahahaha Elmo Hint: "brazilian" is not a number. That's what we call nationals that live in, you guessed it, BRAZIL (largest country in South America). Cody Perhaps if you hadn't screwed up the entire joke to begin with? Donald Rumsfeld is giving President Bush his daily briefing on the war in Iraq. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed." "OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!" His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands. Finally, the president looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?" /greyhackles /////////// Now I get it.....thanks, Grey. I've heard a few jokes in my time that are funnier, LOL. And to think Cody thought that was worth posting. What a f.cking campo turd. ahahahahahahahaha Elmo I agree, the one about you and Santa was much better. Shall I repost it? Cody //////////// I could care less if you post your slime, Cody. Most of us know what a jerk-off you are anyway. Elmo Charming. To the newbies: this is the kind of "support" you can expect from Elmo unless you kiss his a.s. Cody Re: Blonde Joke Group: alt.support.hepatitis-c Date: Sun, Oct 2, 2005, 3:36pm (CDT+7) From: nospam@nospam.comedunetcita (Cody) <elmoemerson@webtv.net> wrote in message news:4765-433FDC88-737@storefull-3258.bay.webtv.net... Re: Blonde Joke Group: alt.support.hepatitis-c Date: Sun, Oct 2, 2005, 11:22am (CDT+7) From: nospam@nospam.comedunetcita (Cody) <elmoemerson@webtv.net> wrote in message news:16282-433F3C74-182@storefull-3254.bay.webtv.net... Re: Blonde Joke Group: alt.support.hepatitis-c Date: Sat, Oct 1, 2005, 1:18pm (CDT+1) From: greyhackles@NOSPAMyahoo.com (greyhackles) <elmoemerson@webtv.net> wrote in message news:13319-433E9DCD-574@storefull-3255.bay.webtv.net... Re: Blonde Joke Group: alt.support.hepatitis-c Date: Sat, Oct 1, 2005, 4:11pm (CDT+7) From: nospam@nospam.comedunetcita (Cody) <elmoemerson@webtv.net> wrote So where's the punch-line, Turd Breath? Elmo LOL! You really didn't get it? I knew you were stupid but I didn't know you're that stupid. Cody /////////// No, I really didn't get it. Hey, I never claimed to be intelligent. ahahahahaha Elmo Hint: "brazilian" is not a number. That's what we call nationals that live in, you guessed it, BRAZIL (largest country in South America). Cody Perhaps if you hadn't screwed up the entire joke to begin with? Donald Rumsfeld is giving President Bush his daily briefing on the war in Iraq. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed." "OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!" His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands. Finally, the president looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?" /greyhackles /////////// Now I get it.....thanks, Grey. I've heard a few jokes in my time that are funnier, LOL. And to think Cody thought that was worth posting. What a f.cking campo turd. ahahahahahahahaha Elmo I agree, the one about you and Santa was much better. Shall I repost it? Cody //////////// I could care less if you post your slime, Cody. Most of us know what a jerk-off you are anyway. Elmo Charming. To the newbies: this is the kind of "support" you can expect from Elmo unless you kiss his a.s. Cody /////////// The newbies will figure it out for themselves soon enough, Cody. Now get a whiff of this....TOOOOOOTT!! Enjoy! Elmo http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/DocElmosHepFile http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/TheFamilyAlbum >> Now I get it.....thanks, Grey. I've heard a few jokes in my time that >> are funnier, LOL. And to think Cody thought that was worth posting. [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > Cody Wait 'til Xmas, Senor Cody. doogie >>Cody > [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > > /greyhackles Yes, that makes more sense.... :) doogie >>>Cody >> [quoted text clipped - 15 lines] > > Yes, that makes more sense.... :) doogie Are you really that stupid? Cody Hey I didn't get it either until I saw Thip got it, then I went back and tried again. :-} Sucess.... doogie > Re: Blonde Joke > [quoted text clipped - 14 lines] > > http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/TheFamilyAlbum Cody At the current rate of US inflation, the Brazillians and the accumulated and renewable wealth of their vast resources will outpace US economic growth by the year 2010. (quote me). The blond is actually a female impersonater on a Czech-made bus trolling for fares in Euro currencies only, por fahvour. The hair colour is incidental. You don't happen to be a blond ay Cody? 8-) cactus jammies----------------------------------------------------------------- > While riding a bus, a blonde was reading the newspaper and > the headline [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > Cody |
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