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Hey! Has anyone here ever been sent to the principal's office in elementary school for farting in class, like me? Do you have a real life fart story you'd like to tell us about? Elmo (therapeutic fart advocate) http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/DocElmosHepFile http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/TheFamilyAlbum no, but I once made my girlfriend puke whilst employing the "dutch oven" technique!! elmoemerson@webtv.net answered: > Hey! Has anyone here ever been sent to the principal's office in > elementary school for farting in class, like me? [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > Elmo > (therapeutic fart advocate) (1) Some 10 years ago, I was VERY into having Aquariums. I had 3, the largest being 100 gallons. My wife and I were visiting the store where I bought my fish and supplies, and I was being VERY gassy. My wife distanced herself from me, as she didn't want people to think it might be her, ( I can't say as I blame her) . I was in the area where they had the Salt water Fish, and let fly with 3 or 4 HUGE Ones. Then I left the area, and went back with my wife. A few minutes later, a kid went to the front checkout desk just as my wife and I were leaving, and told the woman there, that "one of your fish must have died back there, it's REALLY stinky". The woman thanked him, and told him she would check it out. I laughed all the way to the car. (2) One day my wife and I were at the Library. Back then, (some 15 years ago) I was very into HOT Mexican food (before the Ulcer) BUT It had the side effect of making me very gassy. Sometimes uncontrollable. This day, the Library was not very busy as my wife and I browsed around, and again.. I let fly, then started laughing sort of quietly. I realize that it may be juvenile to think so, but Farts have always made me laugh out loud. My wife was just disgusted so she left me to myself. Of course laughing makes it harder for me to hold them in, so I let fly again. and so on and so on... My wife says she was just embarrassed to hell, when, from the OTHER END OF THE LIBRARY, she heard the big BRAAAAAAAAAAAAP!! followed by a slightly quieter, hahahahahahahaha. It went something like this.. BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!! hahahahahahah FARRRRRRRRRRRRRT!!!! hahahahahaa... TOOOOOOOOOOOOT!! hahahahahahahaha.. Of course when I laugh hard, it makes my eyes water as if I'm crying, so I was holding a magazine in front of my face. she said she wished she could leave (I was driving) when she saw me walking up and down the isles, farting and laughing, holding the magazine in front of me, face all Red, and saw that several others were watching and laughing also. TOOT TOOT!!!  Signature*..· ´¨¨)) ¸.·´ .·´¨¨)) ((¸¸.·´ .·´-:¦:-((¸¸.·´(º·.¸(¨*·.¸ ¸.·*¨)¸.·º) «.·°·. Michael .·°·-:¦:- > elmoemerson@webtv.net answered: >> Hey! Has anyone here ever been sent to the principal's office in [quoted text clipped - 45 lines] > > TOOT TOOT!!! I know this is personal, but I'm curious... are you still married? :-) Waterspider Smiling Wickedly, Waterspider answered: >>elmoemerson@webtv.net answered: >> [quoted text clipped - 50 lines] > :-) > Waterspider Actually ma am yes I am. This morning when I wrote that message, my wife suggested those stories. LOL! Signature*..· ´¨¨)) ¸.·´ .·´¨¨)) ((¸¸.·´ .·´-:¦:-((¸¸.·´(º·.¸(¨*·.¸ ¸.·*¨)¸.·º) «.·°·. Michael .·°·-:¦:- Re: Farts (OT = on topic) Group: alt.support.hepatitis-c Date: Sat, Sep 24, 2005, 6:15pm (CDT+5) From: waterspider@moonshine.net (Waterspider) "Michael Arends" <mlarends@NODAMNSPAMearthlink.net> wrote in message news:hf6Ze.3228$0m6.1460@newsread3.news.pas.earthlink.net... elmoemerson@webtv.net answered: Hey! Has anyone here ever been sent to the principal's office in elementary school for farting in class, like me? Do you have a real life fart story you'd like to tell us about? Elmo (therapeutic fart advocate) (1) Some 10 years ago, I was VERY into having Aquariums. I had 3, the largest being 100 gallons. My wife and I were visiting the store where I bought my fish and supplies, and I was being VERY gassy. My wife distanced herself from me, as she didn't want people to think it might be her, ( I can't say as I blame her) . I was in the area where they had the Salt water Fish, and let fly with 3 or 4 HUGE Ones. Then I left the area, and went back with my wife. A few minutes later, a kid went to the front checkout desk just as my wife and I were leaving, and told the woman there, that "one of your fish must have died back there, it's REALLY stinky". The woman thanked him, and told him she would check it out. I laughed all the way to the car. (2) One day my wife and I were at the Library. Back then, (some 15 years ago) I was very into HOT Mexican food (before the Ulcer) BUT It had the side effect of making me very gassy. Sometimes uncontrollable. This day, the Library was not very busy as my wife and I browsed around, and again.. I let fly, then started laughing sort of quietly. I realize that it may be juvenile to think so, but Farts have always made me laugh out loud. My wife was just disgusted so she left me to myself. Of course laughing makes it harder for me to hold them in, so I let fly again. and so on and so on... My wife says she was just embarrassed to hell, when, from the OTHER END OF THE LIBRARY, she heard the big BRAAAAAAAAAAAAP!! followed by a slightly quieter, hahahahahahahaha. It went something like this.. BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!! hahahahahahah FARRRRRRRRRRRRRT!!!! hahahahahaa... TOOOOOOOOOOOOT!! hahahahahahahaha.. Of course when I laugh hard, it makes my eyes water as if I'm crying, so I was holding a magazine in front of my face. she said she wished she could leave (I was driving) when she saw me walking up and down the isles, farting and laughing, holding the magazine in front of me, face all Red, and saw that several others were watching and laughing also. TOOT TOOT!!! Signature*..... )) ....... ....)) ((....... ....-:...:-((.......(.......(...*....... ...*...).......) ........ Michael ....-:...:- I know this is personal, but I'm curious... are you still married? :-) Waterspider ///////////// Hey, don't change the subject! We're talking FARTS here. ahahahahahahah (just kidding, Spidey.) http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/DocElmosHepFile http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/TheFamilyAlbum I like how when you cut a loud, smelly one and someone says, "That's disgusting!", with a big sh.t eating grin on their face while they say it. If it was so damned disgusting, why in the world would they be smiling? Farts are funny, especially the unexpected ones. I remember the first time I ever farted in the bathtub when I was a kid. That big 'FROMPPP' sound and massive air bubble followed by the sweet smell of rotten eggs. What a wonderful discovery!! Anyone ever get into lighting their farts? Experience indicates it's best to keep your undershorts on when you light them. :-) Elmo (toot toot) http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/DocElmosHepFile http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/TheFamilyAlbum Oh yea. We used to sit around in a circle in my apt., drink outrageous quanities of Knickerbocker, do some crystal and turn off the lights and fire up our cricket lighters and listen to the laughter and Frankie Zappa. The girls bolted, but we were laffin so hard, we didn't care. Bri She is all that I have left, and music is her name. I was just put on a drug called flomax. It's supposed to shrink the prostate gland to allow peeing. The one and only side I've had from it is flatulence!!! All the time. Anytime and anywhere!!! I'm like you Michael, I just can't help but laugh when I let a good one rip!!!! After all the trials and tribulations I've been through I just don't care what people think of me anymore for the most part. So, I just let rip and chuckle my way through the grocery store with my (Randi) trying to make the trip as short as possible!! We were at the movie the other day and during a particularly suspenseful part in the movie, the crowd hushed and quiet, I hoisted my leg and let a monster roar and the whole audience broke out with the giggles!! hahahaha...... SignatureShawn (use the "reply feature on your browser to send a private reply via E-Mail.) > elmoemerson@webtv.net answered: >> Hey! Has anyone here ever been sent to the principal's office in [quoted text clipped - 45 lines] > > TOOT TOOT!!! I didn't get in trouble for farting in class, but I did get in trouble about commenting on the teacher's lack of control. That little comment landed my in the principle's office with three licks. I don't thing she liked me, everytime I opened my mouth and said something I got in trouble. Dwight Smiling Wickedly, Shawn answered: > I was just put on a drug called flomax. It's supposed to shrink the prostate > gland to allow peeing. The one and only side I've had from it is [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > monster roar and the whole audience broke out with the giggles!! > hahahaha...... LOL! Right-On Shawn. I HAVE to get randi and Marthe together. So they know they're not alone... Buwahahahahahahah Signature*..· ´¨¨)) ¸.·´ .·´¨¨)) ((¸¸.·´ .·´-:¦:-((¸¸.·´(º·.¸(¨*·.¸ ¸.·*¨)¸.·º) «.·°·. Michael .·°·-:¦:- LOL............... SignatureRuss Visit Alaska @ http://www.tannersacre.com > I was just put on a drug called flomax. It's supposed to shrink the prostate > gland to allow peeing. The one and only side I've had from it is [quoted text clipped - 56 lines] > > > > TOOT TOOT!!! Classic farts, you guys. Purposeful flatulence and farting in public are qualities I admire. Well done!! Keep up the good work. If just one kid emulates your unabashed tooting, then it will have been worth it. Church farts are good too. "Our Father, who art in heaven, hallow be thy "TOOOOOOOOOT". or "Let us bow are heads in prayer and give thanks.".....'BAAARUMMMMPPPPHHHH' Elmo ///////// I was just put on a drug called flomax. It's supposed to shrink the prostate gland to allow peeing. The one and only side I've had from it is flatulence!!! All the time. Anytime and anywhere!!! I'm like you Michael, I just can't help but laugh when I let a good one rip!!!! After all the trials and tribulations I've been through I just don't care what people think of me anymore for the most part. So, I just let rip and chuckle my way through the grocery store with my (Randi) trying to make the trip as short as possible!! We were at the movie the other day and during a particularly suspenseful part in the movie, the crowd hushed and quiet, I hoisted my leg and let a monster roar and the whole audience broke out with the giggles!! hahahaha...... SignatureShawn (use the "reply feature on your browser to send a private reply via E-Mail.) "Michael Arends" <mlarends@NODAMNSPAMearthlink.net> wrote in message news:hf6Ze.3228$0m6.1460@newsread3.news.pas.earthlink.net... elmoemerson@webtv.net answered: Hey! Has anyone here ever been sent to the principal's office in elementary school for farting in class, like me? Do you have a real life fart story you'd like to tell us about? Elmo (therapeutic fart advocate) (1) Some 10 years ago, I was VERY into having Aquariums. I had 3, the largest being 100 gallons. My wife and I were visiting the store where I bought my fish and supplies, and I was being VERY gassy. My wife distanced herself from me, as she didn't want people to think it might be her, ( I can't say as I blame her) . I was in the area where they had the Salt water Fish, and let fly with 3 or 4 HUGE Ones. Then I left the area, and went back with my wife. A few minutes later, a kid went to the front checkout desk just as my wife and I were leaving, and told the woman there, that "one of your fish must have died back there, it's REALLY stinky". The woman thanked him, and told him she would check it out. I laughed all the way to the car. (2) One day my wife and I were at the Library. Back then, (some 15 years ago) I was very into HOT Mexican food (before the Ulcer) BUT It had the side effect of making me very gassy. Sometimes uncontrollable. This day, the Library was not very busy as my wife and I browsed around, and again.. I let fly, then started laughing sort of quietly. I realize that it may be juvenile to think so, but Farts have always made me laugh out loud. My wife was just disgusted so she left me to myself. Of course laughing makes it harder for me to hold them in, so I let fly again. and so on and so on... My wife says she was just embarrassed to hell, when, from the OTHER END OF THE LIBRARY, she heard the big BRAAAAAAAAAAAAP!! followed by a slightly quieter, hahahahahahahaha. It went something like this.. BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!! hahahahahahah FARRRRRRRRRRRRRT!!!! hahahahahaa... TOOOOOOOOOOOOT!! hahahahahahahaha.. Of course when I laugh hard, it makes my eyes water as if I'm crying, so I was holding a magazine in front of my face. she said she wished she could leave (I was driving) when she saw me walking up and down the isles, farting and laughing, holding the magazine in front of me, face all Red, and saw that several others were watching and laughing also. TOOT TOOT!!! -- *..... )) ....... ....)) ((....... ....-:...:-((.......(.......(...*....... ...*...).......) ........ Michael ....-:...:- [This posting contains Japanese text that can't be displayed on your WebTV Internet Terminal] http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/DocElmosHepFile http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/TheFamilyAlbum > elmoemerson@webtv.net answered: > > Hey! Has anyone here ever been sent to the principal's office in [quoted text clipped - 50 lines] > ¸.·´ .·´¨¨)) > ((¸¸.·´ .·´-:¦:-((¸¸.·´(º·.¸(¨*·.¸ ¸.·*¨)¸.·º) Ahhah ha ha :) I think that last library scene would make a good scene in a movie! too funny! MYE > «.·°·. Michael .·°·-:¦:- Have to respond Years ago my brother and I were in a very busy check out line when Tommy donated one of those Terrible Silent But Deadly units to the general population. He never cracked a smile as he turned to the Lady behind him and said " Don't worry Ma'am, anyone asks just tell em I did it" She promptly took her cart full of groceries and ran away. > Hey! Has anyone here ever been sent to the principal's office in > elementary school for farting in class, like me? [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > > http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/TheFamilyAlbum > Hey! Has anyone here ever been sent to the principal's office in > elementary school for farting in class, like me? [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > Elmo > (therapeutic fart advocate) I think it runs in the family. My grandmother used to make tunnels out of the bedclothes that led right to Grandpa's nose, and then let 'em fly. Man, did it make him mad! She thought it was hilarious. BTW, my mother was very much a lady. I wonder if it wasn't because of her mother..... And then there's me. I've gotta be the gassiest person on the planet. As my dear departed husband used to say, I could blow up a dirigible. > Hey! Has anyone here ever been sent to the principal's office in > elementary school for farting in class, like me? [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > Elmo > (therapeutic fart advocate) Yes, but I wasn't the "farter", I laughed out loud all the time when someoned did or just hearing the word. Trying to supress the giggles was hard, and became harder if I was scolded for it. I did spend alot of time sitting in the hallway because I couldn't stop laughing. One time I was sent to the hallway and to my suprise my sister and brother were already sitting and giggling outside their classroom doors for the same reason. We then laughed so hard until Sister Gema came out and dragged us by our collars, bumping our heads down the hall to be sent home. We still get a good laugh over that one at Thanksgiving. I don't have a fart story, but I do have something similar. I was sentenced to sitting outside the principals office at a midjet desk for kissing the girl in front of me in the neck. I drew a pic of the princiipal sucking my teachers cock and sent it to my buddy down the aisle who was serving time for farting in class. I sent it airmail and the principal made a great interception. I got tossed out of school. I loved it. I got a GED, an a.s, degree, and a BA., and only need 6 credidits for a Masters. AHAHAHAHA-----bri Smiling Wickedly, Bri Kid answered: > I don't have a fart story, but I do have something similar. I was > sentenced to sitting outside the principals office at a midjet desk for [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > loved it. I got a GED, an a.s, degree, and a BA., and only need 6 > credidits for a Masters. AHAHAHAHA-----bri LOL! That shows THEM!! Signature*..· ´¨¨)) ¸.·´ .·´¨¨)) ((¸¸.·´ .·´-:¦:-((¸¸.·´(º·.¸(¨*·.¸ ¸.·*¨)¸.·º) «.·°·. Michael .·°·-:¦:- My husband, who is chewing-impaired, ate three Whoppers and blew me right outa bed that night. I hit the wall so hard all the lights in the neighborhood came on. We made up, but no more triple whopper dinners. Kathy pooofuut. whooooot. I hope he does his own laundry----Brian--- ( You must spend a lotta $ on air fresheners) Smiling Wickedly, kjoh answered: > My husband, who is chewing-impaired, ate three Whoppers and blew me right > outa bed that night. I hit the wall so hard all the lights in the > neighborhood came on. We made up, but no more triple whopper dinners. > Kathy > pooofuut. whooooot. LOL! OK Kathy, warn me next time, I just shot cola out my nose. (Ouch). LOL! Signature*..· ´¨¨)) ¸.·´ .·´¨¨)) ((¸¸.·´ .·´-:¦:-((¸¸.·´(º·.¸(¨*·.¸ ¸.·*¨)¸.·º) «.·°·. Michael .·°·-:¦:- > I don't have a fart story, but I do have something similar. I was > sentenced to sitting outside the principals office at a midjet desk for [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > loved it. I got a GED, an a.s, degree, and a BA., and only need 6 > credidits for a Masters. AHAHAHAHA-----bri Interesting way to get an education! Peace, Mary Ann You low class people you!!!!! I don't fart, and my sh.t doesn't sink as I have no a.s hole! Please move to the other side of the room. buster PS Al Gore doesn't fart either!! > Hey! Has anyone here ever been sent to the principal's office in > elementary school for farting in class, like me? [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > > http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/TheFamilyAlbum > You low class people you!!!!! I don't fart, and my sh.t doesn't sink as I > have no a.s hole! Please move to the other side of the room. buster PS > Al Gore doesn't fart either!! I got friends in low places and I love it! And I bet Al Gore farts in public, but when you're in his position you can hire people to blame it on. George farts in public too, but only after he passes Condi a note and gets her OK. kj > You low class people you!!!!! I don't fart, and my sh.t doesn't sink as I > have no a.s hole! Please move to the other side of the room. buster PS > Al Gore doesn't fart either!! And I thought Al Gore invented the fart!!!! TM > Hey! Has anyone here ever been sent to the principal's office in > elementary school for farting in class, like me? [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > > http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/TheFamilyAlbum My little farts come out silently, yet in a succession of a few at a time.....But they smell like perfume. Really they do :) Wanna buy a bridge? MYE Re: Farts (OT = on topic) Group: alt.support.hepatitis-c Date: Tue, Sep 27, 2005, 8:08am (CDT-2) From: birdspeak@gmail.com (pajaritaflora) elmoemerson@webtv.net wrote: Hey! Has anyone here ever been sent to the principal's office in elementary school for farting in class, like me? Do you have a real life fart story you'd like to tell us about? Elmo (therapeutic fart advocate) http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/DocElmosHepFile http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/TheFamilyAlbum My little farts come out silently, yet in a succession of a few at a time.....But they smell like perfume. Really they do :) Wanna buy a bridge? MYE /////////// Ahhhhhh, you're a 'freep-farter', eh? Elmo http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/DocElmosHepFile http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/TheFamilyAlbum > Re: Farts (OT = on topic) > [quoted text clipped - 15 lines] > Ahhhhhh, you're a 'freep-farter', eh? > Elmo This thread is too funny. I'm glad to see I can come here to learn and also get a laugh or two I need also. Re: Farts (OT = on topic) Group: alt.support.hepatitis-c Date: Tue, Sep 27, 2005, 7:36pm (CDT+1) From: rock@nospam.com (Rock) <elmoemerson@webtv.net> wrote in message news:20831-4339C238-1056@storefull-3251.bay.webtv.net... Re: Farts (OT = on topic) Group: alt.support.hepatitis-c Date: Tue, Sep 27, 2005, 8:08am (CDT-2) From: birdspeak@gmail.com (pajaritaflora) elmoemerson@webtv.net wrote: Hey! Has anyone here ever been sent to the principal's office in elementary school for farting in class, like me? Do you have a real life fart story you'd like to tell us about? Elmo (therapeutic fart advocate) http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/DocElmosHepFile http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/TheFamilyAlbum My little farts come out silently, yet in a succession of a few at a time.....But they smell like perfume. Really they do :) Wanna buy a bridge? MYE /////////// Ahhhhhh, you're a 'freep-farter', eh? Elmo This thread is too funny. I'm glad to see I can come here to learn and also get a laugh or two I need also. /////////// It's a proven fact that pulling on the funny-bone helps boost the immune system. I laughed all the way to SVR. You can do it too, Rock. Elmo http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/DocElmosHepFile http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/TheFamilyAlbum I think that freep farts are usually accompanied by a strained red face. And then that little limp of exhaustion and small beads of perspiration when finished. I must admit I've seen it mostly in women very rarely in men. SignatureShawn (use the "reply feature on your browser to send a private reply via E-Mail.) > Re: Farts (OT = on topic) > [quoted text clipped - 29 lines] > > http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/TheFamilyAlbum > I think that freep farts are usually accompanied by a strained red face. And > then that little limp of exhaustion and small beads of perspiration when [quoted text clipped - 37 lines] > > > > http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/TheFamilyAlbum HEY! Are you sure that's what freep farts are? haa hahaha MYE crosseyed and silent Re: Farts (OT = on topic) Group: alt.support.hepatitis-c Date: Wed, Sep 28, 2005, 7:18pm (CDT-2) From: birdspeak@gmail.com (pajaritaflora) Shawn wrote: I think that freep farts are usually accompanied by a strained red face. And then that little limp of exhaustion and small beads of perspiration when finished. I must admit I've seen it mostly in women very rarely in men. SignatureShawn (use the "reply feature on your browser to send a private reply via E-Mail.) <elmoemerson@webtv.net> wrote in message news:4766-433A916F-5@storefull-3258.bay.webtv.net... Re: Farts (OT = on topic) Group: alt.support.hepatitis-c Date: Tue, Sep 27, 2005, 7:36pm (CDT+1) From: rock@nospam.com (Rock) <elmoemerson@webtv.net> wrote in message news:20831-4339C238-1056@storefull-3251.bay.webtv.net... Re: Farts (OT = on topic) Group: alt.support.hepatitis-c Date: Tue, Sep 27, 2005, 8:08am (CDT-2) From: birdspeak@gmail.com (pajaritaflora) elmoemerson@webtv.net wrote: Hey! Has anyone here ever been sent to the principal's office in elementary school for farting in class, like me? Do you have a real life fart story you'd like to tell us about? Elmo (therapeutic fart advocate) http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/DocElmosHepFile http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/TheFamilyAlbum My little farts come out silently, yet in a succession of a few at a time.....But they smell like perfume. Really they do :) Wanna buy a bridge? MYE /////////// Ahhhhhh, you're a 'freep-farter', eh? Elmo This thread is too funny. I'm glad to see I can come here to learn and also get a laugh or two I need also. /////////// It's a proven fact that pulling on the funny-bone helps boost the immune system. I laughed all the way to SVR. You can do it too, Rock. Elmo http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/DocElmosHepFile http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/TheFamilyAlbum HEY! Are you sure that's what freep farts are? haa hahaha MYE crosseyed and silent ///////////// Yes. I'm certain of it. I've been studying farts for most of my adult life. You'll get alot of relief if you'll give up the freeps, Mary Ann. Let it all hang out and let er rip. :-) Elmo http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/DocElmosHepFile http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/TheFamilyAlbum > ///////////// > Yes. I'm certain of it. I've been studying farts for most of my adult [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/TheFamilyAlbum Ahh ha ha ha Not sure I'm ready for that! I can see it now, I'll freeform fart and after a while start looking to see if I have grown a penis. I prefer mine detatchable. lol MYE Re: Farts (OT = on topic) Group: alt.support.hepatitis-c Date: Thu, Sep 29, 2005, 7:13am (CDT-2) From: birdspeak@gmail.com (pajaritaflora) ///////////// Yes. I'm certain of it. I've been studying farts for most of my adult life. You'll get alot of relief if you'll give up the freeps, Mary Ann. Let it all hang out and let er rip. :-) Elmo http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/DocElmosHepFile http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/TheFamilyAlbum Ahh ha ha ha Not sure I'm ready for that! I can see it now, I'll freeform fart and after a while start looking to see if I have grown a penis. I prefer mine detatchable. lol MYE /////////// There ya go! Put on your 'strap-on' and walk around the house blowing BIG farts. Better yet, wear it to the Pathmark grocery store and rip off a few thunderblasts while you're waiting in line at the deli counter. Noone will notice you. ahahahahahahah Elmo http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/DocElmosHepFile http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/TheFamilyAlbum That's because 'freeps' require more sphincter control than most other types of farts. Men usually go for the more noisy varieties which are relatively easy to blow off. Elmo /////////// I think that freep farts are usually accompanied by a strained red face. And then that little limp of exhaustion and small beads of perspiration when finished. I must admit I've seen it mostly in women very rarely in men. SignatureShawn (use the "reply feature on your browser to send a private reply via E-Mail.) <elmoemerson@webtv.net> wrote in message news:4766-433A916F-5@storefull-3258.bay.webtv.net... Re: Farts (OT = on topic) Group: alt.support.hepatitis-c Date: Tue, Sep 27, 2005, 7:36pm (CDT+1) From: rock@nospam.com (Rock) <elmoemerson@webtv.net> wrote in message news:20831-4339C238-1056@storefull-3251.bay.webtv.net... Re: Farts (OT = on topic) Group: alt.support.hepatitis-c Date: Tue, Sep 27, 2005, 8:08am (CDT-2) From: birdspeak@gmail.com (pajaritaflora) elmoemerson@webtv.net wrote: Hey! Has anyone here ever been sent to the principal's office in elementary school for farting in class, like me? Do you have a real life fart story you'd like to tell us about? Elmo (therapeutic fart advocate) http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/DocElmosHepFile http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/TheFamilyAlbum My little farts come out silently, yet in a succession of a few at a time.....But they smell like perfume. Really they do :) Wanna buy a bridge? MYE /////////// Ahhhhhh, you're a 'freep-farter', eh? Elmo This thread is too funny. I'm glad to see I can come here to learn and also get a laugh or two I need also. /////////// It's a proven fact that pulling on the funny-bone helps boost the immune system. I laughed all the way to SVR. You can do it too, Rock. Elmo http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/DocElmosHepFile http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/TheFamilyAlbum http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/DocElmosHepFile http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/TheFamilyAlbum |
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