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Medical Forum / Diseases and Disorders / Hepatitis / May 2005off topic: A pretty funny storey, take a break
Not that the nationality matters other than the general European flavor, but this apparently came from a Polish newsgroup. Probably even funnier in native language/thought . It's a little windy but kinda cute! This guy comes into the post office in midwinter and is served by a very pretty girl at the counter. She sees he's a smart guy, and she's making eyes at him, and he's taken with her, and suggests that as it's almost closing time, they spend the evening together. Seeing that he's got a beautiful Mercedes 600 she is not slow to agree to this, and he takes her back to his villa, put on some nice atmospheric music, gets an open fire going, quality whiskey, good conversation, caviar canapes, the works. Everything's moving very much in the direction of the bedroom, when suddenly the guy suggests they take a ride out in the snow, as it's started snowing heavily outside. She's not too keen on this, but thinks, maybe he's goy some nice surprise for me. But they ride out to the forest and he stops the car, they get out, and he produces a revolver and says "take your clothes off" she says "but it's minus twenty!" he says no buts and makes a warning shot in the air. She strips bare and, shivering, says "what now?" and he says "make a snowman". She looks very unwilling but he shoots in the air again, and terrified she starts rolling snowballs... Forty minutes later, a perfect snowman, a candidate for any Christmas card, with arms and facial features, is standing there with a festive grin on its face. He says OK, and takes her fainting body into his arms in a blanket, takes her back home and gently resuscitates her, so she comes to finding herself again in the lovely villa by the open fire, whiskey, cavaiare, atmospheric music, attentive boyfriend. "What was all that about back there? Do you mind explaining what the hell that was all about?" she demands angrily. "OK. It's like this. We have fallen in love with each other this evening, and I'm sure we'll be together a long time, but I have to confess, I'm really not very good in bed. But now, thanks to that snowman, you're gonna remember tonight for the rest of your life." Enjoy Be Well DB off topic: A pretty funny storey, take a break Group: alt.support.hepatitis-c Date: Sun, May 15, 2005, 7:56am (CDT+1) From: DB@somewhere.com (DrBenway) Not that the nationality matters other than the general European flavor, but this apparently came from a Polish newsgroup. Probably even funnier in native language/thought . It's a little windy but kinda cute! This guy comes into the post office in midwinter and is served by a very pretty girl at the counter. She sees he's a smart guy, and she's making eyes at him, and he's taken with her, and suggests that as it's almost closing time, they spend the evening together. Seeing that he's got a beautiful Mercedes 600 she is not slow to agree to this, and he takes her back to his villa, put on some nice atmospheric music, gets an open fire going, quality whiskey, good conversation, caviar canapes, the works. Everything's moving very much in the direction of the bedroom, when suddenly the guy suggests they take a ride out in the snow, as it's started snowing heavily outside. She's not too keen on this, but thinks, maybe he's goy some nice surprise for me. But they ride out to the forest and he stops the car, they get out, and he produces a revolver and says "take your clothes off" she says "but it's minus twenty!" he says no buts and makes a warning shot in the air. She strips bare and, shivering, says "what now?" and he says "make a snowman". She looks very unwilling but he shoots in the air again, and terrified she starts rolling snowballs... Forty minutes later, a perfect snowman, a candidate for any Christmas card, with arms and facial features, is standing there with a festive grin on its face. He says OK, and takes her fainting body into his arms in a blanket, takes her back home and gently resuscitates her, so she comes to finding herself again in the lovely villa by the open fire, whiskey, cavaiare, atmospheric music, attentive boyfriend. "What was all that about back there? Do you mind explaining what the hell that was all about?" she demands angrily. "OK. It's like this. We have fallen in love with each other this evening, and I'm sure we'll be together a long time, but I have to confess, I'm really not very good in bed. But now, thanks to that snowman, you're gonna remember tonight for the rest of your life." Enjoy Be Well DB ////////////// Alright, Benway, where's the punchline? ahahahahahah Elmo http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/DocElmosHepFile http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/TheFamilyAlbum >off topic: A pretty funny storey, take a break > [quoted text clipped - 41 lines] >ahahahahahah >Elmo In Krusty voice, "The punch line is.... guy had no "punch" heh heh haw" haw DU DUM DUMP 2nd rimsot But now he's "Laughing loud and living large" with Evitraski Forget about the doctor! See your nurse if you have a 4 hour erection (imagine limping to the doc sporting that 4 hour super wood!) NOW Them is Side Effects that should be added to interferon!! make rashes and fatigue a joke! DB (actually it was a bit too cute, for me too, no Stooges, but not too bad for general audience) BE WELL "We may define "faith" as the firm belief in something for which there is no evidence. Where there is evidence, no one speaks of "faith." We do not speak of faith that two and two are four or that the earth is round. We only speak of faith when we wish to substitute emotion for evidence. The substitution of emotion for evidence is apt to lead to strife, since different groups, substitute different emotions." [Bertrand Russell] "DrBenway" <DB@somewhere.com> wrote <entire message snipped> > "We may define "faith" as the firm belief in something for which there > is no evidence. Where there is evidence, no one speaks of "faith." [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > emotions." > [Bertrand Russell] I sure like this. WS >"DrBenway" <DB@somewhere.com> wrote ><entire message snipped> [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] >I sure like this. >WS WS I really did too! It seems anyone can still spout OT philosophical well, before they come to burn me at the stake <BG>, Say hello to the new dark ages. Check out what some of our country's founders have said they seem especially timely I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires. -- Susan B. Anthony. When a religion is good, I conceive it will support itself; and when it does not support itself, and God does not take care to support it so that its professors are obliged to call for help of the civil power, 'tis a sign, I apprehend, of its being a bad one. -- Benjamin Franklin, letter to Richard Price, October 9, 1780, Promise I'll keep these as tag llines only from now on DB Be Well > "We may define "faith" as the firm belief in something for which there > is no evidence. Where there is evidence, no one speaks of "faith." [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > emotions." > [Bertrand Russell] Russell may define faith that way and for most religions it's true. In Nichiren Buddhism, however, there are three proofs: 1. Documentary. Are the tenets documented? 2. Theoretical. Do the tenets makes sense? 3. Actual. Does it work without faith? Let's use gravity as an example. Faith is not needed for it to work. Regardless of what you believe, if you jump off a roof, you will fall. In our religion, one's faith is an ever increasing thing, based on actual proof, not a "leap in faith" as most, if not all, other religions require. One develops faith based on actual experience, not because something is written in a book. Nam Myoho Renge Kyo will work whether you believe it or not. Alias One develops faith based on actual experience, not because something is > written in a book. True, but in searching for explanations one often attributes the wrong cause to an observed effect. My mother used to tell me that thunder was the sound of God's bowling alley... <grin> Waterspider My mother told me the same thing and that the birds got their colors by flying into the sunsets. Doug > One develops faith based on actual experience, not because something is >> written in a book. [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > Waterspider > My mother told me the same thing and that the birds got their colors by > flying into the sunsets. Doug [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] >> >> Waterspider At first you might think it's a coincidence, most do. As the actual proof keeps coming, you understand. Alias See your nurse if you have a 4 hour erection (imagine limping to the doc sporting that 4 hour super wood!) NOW Them is Side Effects that should be added to interferon!! make rashes and fatigue a joke! DB ///////// I understand that the tx in the ER for a 4 hour woodie is 15 minutes behind closed doors with a Paris Hilton blow-up doll, followed by another 15 minutes with a hot apple pie, no ice cream. If that doesn't work, they call the entire hospital staff down to the ER and they all laugh at you until your woodie goes away. Elmo http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/DocElmosHepFile http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/TheFamilyAlbum laf...I always wondered what the northern boys did to get the girls to remember them....<GRIN> > Not that the nationality matters other than the general European > flavor, but this apparently came from a Polish newsgroup. Probably [quoted text clipped - 46 lines] > Be Well > DB  Signatureamoebea leave no fossils |
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