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Medical Forum / Diseases and Disorders / Hepatitis / April 2005Mrs Miggins
Mrs Miggins had a restaurant famous throughout the land. Travellers would come from far and wide to eat her marvellous Bean Casserole. Many noted that it didn't make you fart like other bean stews, curious travellers asked "Mrs Miggins why doesn't your Bean Casserole make you fart?" "Because I use Exactly 239 Beans" "Just 239 Beans? That seems very exact. Why 239?" "Because one more would make it Two Forty" Doug... C'mon, man! You're stealing my thunder. Farting is MY trip. What's yours? I'll pass on a little secret I learned along the way....if you pick out your own gutteral and disgusting habit, you'll be a trailblazer in your own right. Try puking or something. How 'bout eating boogers instead? You get the idea, Doug. "Leave the farting to 'us'!" Elmo http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/DocElmosHepFile http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/TheFamilyAlbum You mean those were your lips between my buttcheeks making that staccato ripping noise last night after those burritos for supper? <g> Heck Elmo your first breath contained some of my first fart molecues from years earlier. If you want fart control you better pick another planet. Rise to the occasion Elmo. Let's just be nice and share. ahaaahaaa Doug... > C'mon, man! You're stealing my thunder. Farting is MY trip. What's > yours? I'll pass on a little secret I learned along the way....if you [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > > http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/TheFamilyAlbum From the previously unpublished script of The Invasion of the Fart Snatchers. Cactus Jammies ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// > You mean those were your lips between my buttcheeks making that staccato > ripping noise last night after those burritos for supper? <g> [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] >> instead? You get the idea, Doug. "Leave the farting to 'us'!" >> Elmo Yeah, I guess I wouldn't want to be a booger eater, either. Happy ripping!! :-) Elmo /////// You mean those were your lips between my buttcheeks making that staccato ripping noise last night after those burritos for supper? <g> Heck Elmo your first breath contained some of my first fart molecues from years earlier. If you want fart control you better pick another planet. Rise to the occasion Elmo. Let's just be nice and share. ahaaahaaa Doug... <elmoemerson@webtv.net> wrote in message news:15903-427036AE-39@storefull-3252.bay.webtv.net... C'mon, man! You're stealing my thunder. Farting is MY trip. What's yours? I'll pass on a little secret I learned along the way....if you pick out your own gutteral and disgusting habit, you'll be a trailblazer in your own right. Try puking or something. How 'bout eating boogers instead? You get the idea, Doug. "Leave the farting to 'us'!" Elmo http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/DocElmosHepFile http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/TheFamilyAlbum http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/DocElmosHepFile http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/TheFamilyAlbum I like boobs too. I'm well rounded. Doug... or do I like well rounded?...hmm . Yeah, I guess I wouldn't want to be a booger eater, either. Happy ripping!! :-) Elmo /////// You mean those were your lips between my buttcheeks making that staccato ripping noise last night after those burritos for supper? <g> Heck Elmo your first breath contained some of my first fart molecues from years earlier. If you want fart control you better pick another planet. Rise to the occasion Elmo. Let's just be nice and share. ahaaahaaa Doug... <elmoemerson@webtv.net> wrote in message news:15903-427036AE-39@storefull-3252.bay.webtv.net... C'mon, man! You're stealing my thunder. Farting is MY trip. What's yours? I'll pass on a little secret I learned along the way....if you pick out your own gutteral and disgusting habit, you'll be a trailblazer in your own right. Try puking or something. How 'bout eating boogers instead? You get the idea, Doug. "Leave the farting to 'us'!" Elmo http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/DocElmosHepFile http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/TheFamilyAlbum http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/DocElmosHepFile http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/TheFamilyAlbum You mean those were your lips between my buttcheeks making that staccato ripping noise last night after those burritos for supper? <g> Heck Elmo your first breath contained some of my first fart molecues from years earlier. If you want fart control you better pick another planet. Rise to the occasion Elmo. Let's just be nice and share. ahaaahaaa Doug... <elmoemerson@webtv.net> wrote in message news:15903-427036AE-39@storefull-3252.bay.webtv.net... > C'mon, man! You're stealing my thunder. Farting is MY trip. What's > yours? I'll pass on a little secret I learned along the way....if you > pick out your own gutteral and disgusting habit, you'll be a trailblazer > in your own right. Try puking or something. How 'bout eating boogers > instead? You get the idea, Doug. "Leave the farting to 'us'!" > Elmo I think that 'Larry the Cable Guy' has both of you beat in the fart joke deptment! Butt a few more can't hurt, or can they? Sue > I think that 'Larry the Cable Guy' has both of you beat in the fart joke > deptment! Butt a few more can't hurt, or can they? > Sue ahhhhhaaaahhhaaaaa Doug....... Elmo (Babe Ruth), my tank is out of propane. Would you sell me a few cubic yards???? I would ask Doug but its is well established fact that you have the most potent gas, uhmmm second too only George Bush! Buster (no offense Doug). > C'mon, man! You're stealing my thunder. Farting is MY trip. What's > yours? I'll pass on a little secret I learned along the way....if you [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > > http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/TheFamilyAlbum No offense taken I'm just proud to be second to Elmo and to be an American with hcv and to have newsgrouped with you and Cactus (star spangled banner plays softly in the background). Doug... :): ):): ):): ):): ) > Elmo (Babe Ruth), my tank is out of propane. Would you sell me a few cubic > yards???? I would ask Doug but its is well established fact that you [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] >> >> http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/TheFamilyAlbum ? you don't read very well doug you are full of your own bean gas as usual I am Canadian. With the bad news of who Georgie Bush appointed as ambassador to Canada today, I take that as an overt declaration of contempt of the Canadian people. Wilkins 80 year old bible pounder and lumber baron from S Carolina. Who thanked the Lord sixteen freaking times before he took a job he has no experience for except he's a Moral Majority hack. Canadians will largely resent the move. But Bush doesn't care, he could have cut the Marines loose on us, after all we have the goofy minutemen patrolling the american side of the border in Montana (Red Neck State with Idaho) whats next? stars and stripes brand Wendy's french fried chili fingers? stars and stripes like the colours of my toothpaste or just some oither hypo crappy yankee cultrual ripoff pissed right off Cactus jammies /////////////////////////////////// > No offense taken I'm just proud to be second to Elmo and to be an > American with hcv and to have newsgrouped with you and Cactus (star [quoted text clipped - 16 lines] >>> >>> http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/TheFamilyAlbum I didn't say you were an American I said I was proud to have newsgrouped with you you bag o' sh.t - feel better now? (I don't do too much politcalizing) Doug.... > ? > [quoted text clipped - 39 lines] >>>> >>>> http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/TheFamilyAlbum Doug, That i can live with. it was getting close to losing it, sometimes 200km north of the 49th // is too close for a politcal junkie like me. But this is serious and it will set back bilateral relations for the next four years depending the shape of the geezer's liver or whathaveyou. But if Bush hands out this stuff to his fundraisers and backers ahead of specialists in international and real continental, north american affairs, like so many candy canes at the volunteer firemen's santa parade, then again, I anguish for the plight of the ignorant and the self-posessesed. we have a creepy party up here pressing for an election as soon as possible and a lot of good social spending and planning bills will stall if that happens. so a cynic like me sees Bush indirectly interfering in Canadian affairs by appointing an ambassador who would be more accomodationg to a moral majority type like this geezer is, and for some reason even though its not supposed to happen in a modern, secular state, you have a preposterous moral code dictating the future of other nations. phew I forgot, have you said you have hep c and are you planning on treating it or what? Just so we're not OT all the time here. cactus jammies ////////////////////////////////////////// >I didn't say you were an American I said I was proud to have newsgrouped >with you you bag o' sh.t - feel better now? (I don't do too much [quoted text clipped - 43 lines] >>>>> >>>>> http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/TheFamilyAlbum Yeh I have hep-c 1a 53yo too fat like ice cream i've been afraid to start treatment but you guys are helping a lot Doug.... > Doug, > That i can live with. it was getting close to losing it, sometimes 200km [quoted text clipped - 70 lines] >>>>>> >>>>>> http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/TheFamilyAlbum aha make sense now just wait til you're at week eight then invite distortions of buddhist philosophy from someone that won't even try treatment. You will see what I mean about protecting one's environment, Doug. ; - ) Cactus Jammies > Yeh I have hep-c 1a 53yo too fat like ice cream i've been afraid to start > treatment but you guys are helping a lot Doug.... git er dun! Don't waste time....drop the hammer down. Big bugs need large flyswatters. The longest rhino horn measured longer than 5 feet. Amazing, aint it? Sumatran's are friendly. Elmo //////// Yeh I have hep-c 1a 53yo too fat like ice cream i've been afraid to start treatment but you guys are helping a lot Doug.... "Cactus Jammies" <not@joshuatree.nemor> wrote in message news:GZbce.7712$3V3.4694@edtnps89... Doug, That i can live with. it was getting close to losing it, sometimes 200km north of the 49th // is too close for a politcal junkie like me. But this is serious and it will set back bilateral relations for the next four years depending the shape of the geezer's liver or whathaveyou. But if Bush hands out this stuff to his fundraisers and backers ahead of specialists in international and real continental, north american affairs, like so many candy canes at the volunteer firemen's santa parade, then again, I anguish for the plight of the ignorant and the self-posessesed. we have a creepy party up here pressing for an election as soon as possible and a lot of good social spending and planning bills will stall if that happens. so a cynic like me sees Bush indirectly interfering in Canadian affairs by appointing an ambassador who would be more accomodationg to a moral majority type like this geezer is, and for some reason even though its not supposed to happen in a modern, secular state, you have a preposterous moral code dictating the future of other nations. phew I forgot, have you said you have hep c and are you planning on treating it or what? Just so we're not OT all the time here. cactus jammies ////////////////////////////////////////// "Doug" <dt12(remove)@adelphia.net> wrote in message news:7Obce.1117$sQ6.772@fe31.usenetserver.com... I didn't say you were an American I said I was proud to have newsgrouped with you you bag o' sh.t - feel better now? (I don't do too much politcalizing) Doug.... "Cactus Jammies" <not@joshuatree.nemor> wrote in message news:cVace.8941$HR1.1504@clgrps12... ? you don't read very well doug you are full of your own bean gas as usual I am Canadian. With the bad news of who Georgie Bush appointed as ambassador to Canada today, I take that as an overt declaration of contempt of the Canadian people. Wilkins 80 year old bible pounder and lumber baron from S Carolina. Who thanked the Lord sixteen freaking times before he took a job he has no experience for except he's a Moral Majority hack. Canadians will largely resent the move. But Bush doesn't care, he could have cut the Marines loose on us, after all we have the goofy minutemen patrolling the american side of the border in Montana (Red Neck State with Idaho) whats next? stars and stripes brand Wendy's french fried chili fingers? stars and stripes like the colours of my toothpaste or just some oither hypo crappy yankee cultrual ripoff pissed right off Cactus jammies /////////////////////////////////// "Doug" <dt12(remove)@adelphia.net> wrote in message news:lIace.7579$6h5.7475@fe24.usenetserver.com... No offense taken I'm just proud to be second to Elmo and to be an American with hcv and to have newsgrouped with you and Cactus (star spangled banner plays softly in the background). Doug... :): ):): ):): ):): ) "buster" <askme@cox.net> wrote in message news:0w8ce.51$332.39@okepread02... Elmo (Babe Ruth), my tank is out of propane. Would you sell me a few cubic yards???? I would ask Doug but its is well established fact that you have the most potent gas, uhmmm second too only George Bush! Buster (no offense Doug). <elmoemerson@webtv.net> wrote in message news:15903-427036AE-39@storefull-3252.bay.webtv.net... C'mon, man! You're stealing my thunder. Farting is MY trip. What's yours? I'll pass on a little secret I learned along the way....if you pick out your own gutteral and disgusting habit, you'll be a trailblazer in your own right. Try puking or something. How 'bout eating boogers instead? You get the idea, Doug. "Leave the farting to 'us'!" Elmo http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/DocElmosHepFile http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/TheFamilyAlbum http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/DocElmosHepFile http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/TheFamilyAlbum Serious question Cactus Jammies do you write poetry or prose other than what you write here? Doug....(wondering where that came from). . > ? > [quoted text clipped - 39 lines] >>>> >>>> http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/TheFamilyAlbum I like to think I do, but I use allegorical expressions and onomatopoeia too much to be taken seriously. I am a good rantguy. cactus jammies 40 years out saving souls of my brothers and sisters (even those that Know God) > Serious question Cactus Jammies do you write poetry or prose other than > what you write here? Doug....(wondering where that came from). > > . > "Cactus Jammies" > ? > [quoted text clipped - 19 lines] > > No offense taken I'm just proud to be second to Elmo and to be an > > American with hcv and to have newsgrouped with you and Cactus (star > > spangled banner plays softly in the background). Doug... > > :): ):): ):): ):): ) [quoted text clipped - 14 lines] > >>> > >>> http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/TheFamilyAlbum I can see the unification of the world is going to take some time. With democracy unable to make a consencus, Communism struggling to find the good leaders,,and trying to acieve the utopian society,,looks like the papal society may be leading a majority scince their late death yep....I'm gonna say it!.....The world needs a big hug. Peace, MaryAnn Re: OT Mrs Miggins Group: alt.support.hepatitis-c Date: Thu, Apr 28, 2005, 9:22pm (CDT-2) From: birdspeak@gmail.com (pajaritaflora) Cactus Jammies wrote: ? you don't read very well doug you are full of your own bean gas as usual I am Canadian. With the bad news of who Georgie Bush appointed as ambassador to Canada today, I take that as an overt declaration of contempt of the Canadian people. Wilkins 80 year old bible pounder and lumber baron from S Carolina. Who thanked the Lord sixteen freaking times before he took a job he has no experience for except he's a Moral Majority hack. Canadians will largely resent the move. But Bush doesn't care, he could have cut the Marines loose on us, after all we have the goofy minutemen patrolling the american side of the border in Montana (Red Neck State with Idaho) whats next? stars and stripes brand Wendy's french fried chili fingers? stars and stripes like the colours of my toothpaste or just some oither hypo crappy yankee cultrual ripoff pissed right off Cactus jammies /////////////////////////////////// "Doug" <dt12(remove)@adelphia.net> wrote in message news:lIace.7579$6h5.7475@fe24.usenetserver.com... No offense taken I'm just proud to be second to Elmo and to be an American with hcv and to have newsgrouped with you and Cactus (star spangled banner plays softly in the background). Doug... :): ):): ):): ):): ) "buster" <askme@cox.net> wrote in message news:0w8ce.51$332.39@okepread02... Elmo (Babe Ruth), my tank is out of propane. Would you sell me a few cubic yards???? I would ask Doug but its is well established fact that you have the most potent gas, uhmmm second too only George Bush! Buster (no offense Doug). <elmoemerson@webtv.net> wrote in message news:15903-427036AE-39@storefull-3252.bay.webtv.net... C'mon, man! You're stealing my thunder. Farting is MY trip. What's yours? I'll pass on a little secret I learned along the way....if you pick out your own gutteral and disgusting habit, you'll be a trailblazer in your own right. Try puking or something. How 'bout eating boogers instead? You get the idea, Doug. "Leave the farting to 'us'!" Elmo http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/DocElmosHepFile http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/TheFamilyAlbum I can see the unification of the world is going to take some time. With democracy unable to make a consencus, Communism struggling to find the good leaders,,and trying to acieve the utopian society,,looks like the papal society may be leading a majority scince their late death yep....I'm gonna say it!.....The world needs a big hug. Peace, MaryAnn ////////// Yeah, I don't relish the idea of sending the Marines into Canada, anyway. Peace! <hug> Elmo http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/DocElmosHepFile http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/TheFamilyAlbum Elmo shrug yah, thanks, the world is a pretty complex place to a connect the dots kinda guy. i shall anguish about something until my time is done Cactus Jammies making three neck profiles for my router, the fender 25.5, the rickenbacker 33.25 and the Gibson 24.75 inch. then the rout the channels for the reenforcing rods, then install, then profile and then shape and glue headtock on, then add fingerboard, frets, tuning pegs. <elmoemerson@webtv.net> wrote in ////////// Yeah, I don't relish the idea of sending the Marines into Canada, anyway. Peace! <hug> Elmo YESSSS!!! My Smellovision is picking up the faint odor of fresh cut oak. :-) Elmo ///////// Elmo shrug yah, thanks, the world is a pretty complex place to a connect the dots kinda guy. i shall anguish about something until my time is done Cactus Jammies making three neck profiles for my router, the fender 25.5, the rickenbacker 33.25 and the Gibson 24.75 inch. then the rout the channels for the reenforcing rods, then install, then profile and then shape and glue headtock on, then add fingerboard, frets, tuning pegs. <elmoemerson@webtv.net> wrote in ////////// Yeah, I don't relish the idea of sending the Marines into Canada, anyway. Peace! <hug> Elmo http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/DocElmosHepFile http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/TheFamilyAlbum > Elmo > shrug yah, thanks, the world is a pretty complex place to a connect the dots [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > Cactus Jammies > making three neck profiles for my router, am I hearing that you have 3 necks in procces? That;s cool I'm excited. Are you planning on working on multpile projects at once. Got more pics , maybe of the necks? > the fender 25.5, the > rickenbacker 33.25 and the Gibson 24.75 inch. then the rout the channels > for the reenforcing rods, then install, then profile and then shape and glue > headtock on, then add fingerboard, frets, tuning pegs. What do uyou do to add the fretts? Do you engrave a channel for the wireto wedge into? What are you using for pegs,. I'm writing on ambien and amytriptolineand trying to be good. I'm home this weekend , send pics,or post at photo bucket,,,,,if you want sleep soon , seeing double MaryAnn > <elmoemerson@webtv.net> wrote in > ////////// > Yeah, I don't relish the idea of sending the Marines into Canada, > anyway. Peace! > <hug> > Elmo hmmm can I answer 2 at once, espionage is much more appealingwork. Maybe I'll do that after I get good at being a jewel thief. <<world>> Mary Ann Mary Ann, howdie doodie!?! 8-) Yes actually four neck cutting/routing guides. Those are cut out from tempered hardboard and then used for guiding the router as you chew out the adjustment rod channels, profile the neck shapes and mark through the hardboard with fret locators doo-mah-hickies. I have to do that for the body shapes as well, although that is mostly all done. I have to get the neck length buisness into the plans now because I have to know exactly where the pickups are going to be on the bass guitar, which is job one. I will have four different neck lengths according to the usual Fender, Gibson, Rickenbacker Bass and Martin scale lengths which is the measurement from the nut to the bridge. Typically, the fret board makes up perhaps twenty inches of this length, up to fret 22 or thereabouts. The bass fretboard is longer, about 24 inches, I think The fret slots are cut using a mitre box with wedges to accomodate the radial aspect of the fingerboard blank as you cut the fret slots with a fret slotting saw, through the dead-on guide that the mitre produces. I do not anticipate needing more neck routing guides at this time. My fingerboard blanks are now Pacific Yew, I will use the Martin scale ebony ones on acoustics. That yew is just too beatiful to waste on making body blanks. So now that most of all the electric guitar part making jigs are ready to go, I get to make guitars, probably pretty rapidly now, just have one more shipment of electric parts coming in about three weeks. I am also building a Gibson Jumbo acoustic guitar for a competition I am in, and a acoustic lap steel guitar (not a Dobro, a Weissenborn!) Kooky looking thing but all the rage right now with builders because it is so unique sounding and looking, kind of like a flattened guitar without frets. The body extends under the neck so the slide sound really echoes in the body. Think Deliverance-sounding, really whiney fiddlie plunky mellow sound. Like a rambling barnyard in the hills with pigs chickens dogs and other assorted sundry critters, just up from hickory holler. 8-) The tuning pegs come in precision machined steel sets. anyways, will try to keep photo bucket up starting in a day or two. I can only work in spurts, of course. hard to use table saw and take pix at same time. Others in the house don't like the noise so no help there. noise defines me cheers to you Mary Ann hope those meds make you a world peacemaker for ever. I gotta get over to your photobucket and check to see those quilting projects, and all Amazing. Did I tell you I am stuck on this Marrakesh themed- thing. I got my Berber coffee pot just need that sack of camel dung so I can make genuine Atlas Mountains coffee. You dry the camel dung and burn it like buffalo chips. Use a rag, the pot gets hot and you have to lift it off three times as it comes to the boil, then dump in some of that fudge making sugar syrup condensed milk Eagle brand I think it is. Packs a punch like a dragon going down hard, sister! 8-) Cactus Jammies in the North Columbia Valley Tum Tum Guitars >> Elmo >> shrug yah, thanks, the world is a pretty complex place to a connect [quoted text clipped - 39 lines] > <<world>> > Mary Ann Evidently, George thinks you Canadians need more religion. ahahahahahaha!!! You should be happy he didn't send you Tammy Fae Baker. I would have nominated Buddy Guy, he's got a long track record as a beaver lover. Elmo /////// I am Canadian. With the bad news of who Georgie Bush appointed as ambassador to Canada today, I take that as an overt declaration of contempt of the Canadian people. Wilkins 80 year old bible pounder and lumber baron from S Carolina. Who thanked the Lord sixteen freaking times before he took a job he has no experience for except he's a Moral Majority hack. Canadians will largely resent the move. But Bush doesn't care, he could have cut the Marines loose on us, after all we have the goofy minutemen patrolling the american side of the border in Montana (Red Neck State with Idaho) whats next? stars and stripes brand Wendy's french fried chili fingers? stars and stripes like the colours of my toothpaste or just some oither hypo crappy yankee cultrual ripoff pissed right off Cactus jammies /////////////////////////////////// "Doug" <dt12(remove)@adelphia.net> wrote in message news:lIace.7579$6h5.7475@fe24.usenetserver.com... No offense taken I'm just proud to be second to Elmo and to be an American with hcv and to have newsgrouped with you and Cactus (star spangled banner plays softly in the background). Doug... :): ):): ):): ):): ) "buster" <askme@cox.net> wrote in message news:0w8ce.51$332.39@okepread02... Elmo (Babe Ruth), my tank is out of propane. Would you sell me a few cubic yards???? I would ask Doug but its is well established fact that you have the most potent gas, uhmmm second too only George Bush! Buster (no offense Doug). <elmoemerson@webtv.net> wrote in message news:15903-427036AE-39@storefull-3252.bay.webtv.net... C'mon, man! You're stealing my thunder. Farting is MY trip. What's yours? I'll pass on a little secret I learned along the way....if you pick out your own gutteral and disgusting habit, you'll be a trailblazer in your own right. Try puking or something. How 'bout eating boogers instead? You get the idea, Doug. "Leave the farting to 'us'!" Elmo http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/DocElmosHepFile http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/TheFamilyAlbum http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/DocElmosHepFile http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/TheFamilyAlbum I spent all night learning the Bm Em7 GMaj7 F#m7 blues progressions from BB King. It will come in the next shipment of blue beaver pelts from Canada. cactus jammies Evidently, George thinks you Canadians need more religion. ahahahahahaha!!! You should be happy he didn't send you Tammy Fae Baker. I would have nominated Buddy Guy, he's got a long track record as a beaver lover. Elmo /////// I am Canadian. With the bad news of who Georgie Bush appointed as ambassador to Canada today, I take that as an overt declaration of contempt of the Canadian people. Wilkins 80 year old bible pounder and lumber baron from S Carolina. Who thanked the Lord sixteen freaking times before he took a job he has no experience for except he's a Moral Majority hack. Canadians will largely resent the move. But Bush doesn't care, he could have cut the Marines loose on us, after all we have the goofy minutemen patrolling the american side of the border in Montana (Red Neck State with Idaho) whats next? stars and stripes brand Wendy's french fried chili fingers? stars and stripes like the colours of my toothpaste or just some oither hypo crappy yankee cultrual ripoff pissed right off Cactus jammies /////////////////////////////////// No offense taken I'm just proud to be second to Elmo and to be an American with hcv and to have newsgrouped with you and Cactus (star spangled banner plays softly in the background). Doug... :): ):): ):): ):): ) Elmo (Babe Ruth), my tank is out of propane. Would you sell me a few cubic yards???? I would ask Doug but its is well established fact that you have the most potent gas, uhmmm second too only George Bush! Buster (no offense Doug). <elmoemerson@webtv.net> wrote in message news:15903-427036AE-39@storefull-3252.bay.webtv.net... C'mon, man! You're stealing my thunder. Farting is MY trip. What's yours? I'll pass on a little secret I learned along the way....if you pick out your own gutteral and disgusting habit, you'll be a trailblazer in your own right. Try puking or something. How 'bout eating boogers instead? You get the idea, Doug. "Leave the farting to 'us'!" Elmo http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/DocElmosHepFile http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/TheFamilyAlbum http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/DocElmosHepFile http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/TheFamilyAlbum BB Kling? Never heard of him! I like Canadian blue beaver. Reds don't cut it. Elmo ///////// I spent all night learning the Bm Em7 GMaj7 F#m7 blues progressions from BB King. It will come in the next shipment of blue beaver pelts from Canada. cactus jammies <elmoemerson@webtv.net> wrote in message news:5280-42722869-37@storefull-3253.bay.webtv.net... Evidently, George thinks you Canadians need more religion. ahahahahahaha!!! You should be happy he didn't send you Tammy Fae Baker. I would have nominated Buddy Guy, he's got a long track record as a beaver lover. Elmo /////// I am Canadian. With the bad news of who Georgie Bush appointed as ambassador to Canada today, I take that as an overt declaration of contempt of the Canadian people. Wilkins 80 year old bible pounder and lumber baron from S Carolina. Who thanked the Lord sixteen freaking times before he took a job he has no experience for except he's a Moral Majority hack. Canadians will largely resent the move. But Bush doesn't care, he could have cut the Marines loose on us, after all we have the goofy minutemen patrolling the american side of the border in Montana (Red Neck State with Idaho) whats next? stars and stripes brand Wendy's french fried chili fingers? stars and stripes like the colours of my toothpaste or just some oither hypo crappy yankee cultrual ripoff pissed right off Cactus jammies /////////////////////////////////// "Doug" <dt12(remove)@adelphia.net> wrote in message news:lIace.7579$6h5.7475@fe24.usenetserver.com... No offense taken I'm just proud to be second to Elmo and to be an American with hcv and to have newsgrouped with you and Cactus (star spangled banner plays softly in the background). Doug... :): ):): ):): ):): ) "buster" <askme@cox.net> wrote in message news:0w8ce.51$332.39@okepread02... Elmo (Babe Ruth), my tank is out of propane. Would you sell me a few cubic yards???? I would ask Doug but its is well established fact that you have the most potent gas, uhmmm second too only George Bush! Buster (no offense Doug). <elmoemerson@webtv.net> wrote in message news:15903-427036AE-39@storefull-3252.bay.webtv.net... C'mon, man! You're stealing my thunder. Farting is MY trip. What's yours? I'll pass on a little secret I learned along the way....if you pick out your own gutteral and disgusting habit, you'll be a trailblazer in your own right. Try puking or something. How 'bout eating boogers instead? You get the idea, Doug. "Leave the farting to 'us'!" Elmo http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/DocElmosHepFile http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/TheFamilyAlbum http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/DocElmosHepFile http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/TheFamilyAlbum http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/DocElmosHepFile http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/TheFamilyAlbum I didn't realize anyone had been measuring our 'outpoot', Doug. Where did they hide the guage? For all I know, you've been blowing us all away. See if you can pull off a 'triple flutterblast'. Elmo ////// \ No offense taken I'm just proud to be second to Elmo and to be an American with hcv and to have newsgrouped with you and Cactus (star spangled banner plays softly in the background). Doug... :): ):): ):): ):): ) "buster" <askme@cox.net> wrote in message news:0w8ce.51$332.39@okepread02... Elmo (Babe Ruth), my tank is out of propane. Would you sell me a few cubic yards???? I would ask Doug but its is well established fact that you have the most potent gas, uhmmm second too only George Bush! Buster (no offense Doug). <elmoemerson@webtv.net> wrote in message news:15903-427036AE-39@storefull-3252.bay.webtv.net... C'mon, man! You're stealing my thunder. Farting is MY trip. What's yours? I'll pass on a little secret I learned along the way....if you pick out your own gutteral and disgusting habit, you'll be a trailblazer in your own right. Try puking or something. How 'bout eating boogers instead? You get the idea, Doug. "Leave the farting to 'us'!" Elmo http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/DocElmosHepFile http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/TheFamilyAlbum http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/DocElmosHepFile http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/TheFamilyAlbum I always check the length width shape A good **log** does a lot to make the whole day seem better <g> It makes the world a better place to live It gives hope to the hopeless and instills faith in the faithless everything else that comes with it is just gravy and very hard to measure Doug.... I didn't realize anyone had been measuring our 'outpoot', Doug. Where did they hide the guage? For all I know, you've been blowing us all away. See if you can pull off a 'triple flutterblast'. Elmo ////// \ No offense taken I'm just proud to be second to Elmo and to be an American with hcv and to have newsgrouped with you and Cactus (star spangled banner plays softly in the background). Doug... :): ):): ):): ):): ) Elmo (Babe Ruth), my tank is out of propane. Would you sell me a few cubic yards???? I would ask Doug but its is well established fact that you have the most potent gas, uhmmm second too only George Bush! Buster (no offense Doug). <elmoemerson@webtv.net> wrote in message news:15903-427036AE-39@storefull-3252.bay.webtv.net... C'mon, man! You're stealing my thunder. Farting is MY trip. What's yours? I'll pass on a little secret I learned along the way....if you pick out your own gutteral and disgusting habit, you'll be a trailblazer in your own right. Try puking or something. How 'bout eating boogers instead? You get the idea, Doug. "Leave the farting to 'us'!" Elmo http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/DocElmosHepFile http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/TheFamilyAlbum http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/DocElmosHepFile http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/TheFamilyAlbum ahahahahahah!!!! //////// Elmo (Babe Ruth), my tank is out of propane. Would you sell me a few cubic yards???? I would ask Doug but its is well established fact that you have the most potent gas, uhmmm second too only George Bush! Buster (no offense Doug). <elmoemerson@webtv.net> wrote in message news:15903-427036AE-39@storefull-3252.bay.webtv.net... C'mon, man! You're stealing my thunder. Farting is MY trip. What's yours? I'll pass on a little secret I learned along the way....if you pick out your own gutteral and disgusting habit, you'll be a trailblazer in your own right. Try puking or something. How 'bout eating boogers instead? You get the idea, Doug. "Leave the farting to 'us'!" Elmo http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/DocElmosHepFile http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/TheFamilyAlbum http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/DocElmosHepFile http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/TheFamilyAlbum > Mrs Miggins had a restaurant famous throughout the land. Travellers would > come from far and wide to eat her marvellous Bean Casserole. [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > > Doug... I don't get it MYE two forty (too farty) easy stuff. gotta be in the groove tho 8-) cactus jammies up for 2:45 A.M. toke time ///////////////////////// >> "Just 239 Beans? That seems very exact. Why 239?" >> [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > I don't get it > MYE yeh that's it you're in the groove Doug... . > two forty (too farty) > [quoted text clipped - 17 lines] >> I don't get it >> MYE Just say, 'Two Forty' with a New York accent.... you'll get it. Doug... . >> Mrs Miggins had a restaurant famous throughout the land. Travellers > would [quoted text clipped - 16 lines] > I don't get it > MYE |
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