Re: Daily Passage - April 27
Group: alt.support.hepatitis-c Date: Wed, Apr 27, 2005, 10:29pm (CDT+5)
From: waterspider@moonshine.net (Waterspider)
Hey, Elmo, this one's for you!
Ahahahahahhaha!
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Yeah, it's pretty funny. Fart jokes are better, tho. :-)
EllllMo
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A.Melon - 28 Apr 2005 06:12 GMT
> Re: Daily Passage - April 27
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> Yeah, it's pretty funny. Fart jokes are better, tho. :-)
> EllllMo
I like *Lawyer* Jokes so here's some:
Q: What do you get if you put 100 lawyers in your basement?
A: A whine cellar.
Q: What do you call a lawyer gone bad?
A: Your honor.
Q: What do you call a judge gone bad?
A: Senator.
Q: Have you heard about the lawyers? word processor?
A: No matter what font you select, everything comes out in fine print.
Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.
Q: When lawyers die, why don't vultures eat them?
A: Even a vulture has taste.
Q: What do you call a lawyer with an I.Q. of 10?
A: A lawyer.
Q: What do you call a lawyer with an I.Q. of 50?
A: Your honor.
Firebird