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Mark Emerson - 24 Feb 2005 15:15 GMT

We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where:

:) means a smile and

:( is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by

:-) and

:-( respectively.

Well, how about some "assicons"? Here goes:

(_!_) a regular a.s

(__!__) a fat a.s

(!) a tight a.s

(_*_) a sore a.s

{_!_} a swishy a.s

(_o_) an a.s that's been around

(_x_) kiss my a.s

(_X_) leave my a.s alone

(_zzz_) a tired a.s

(_E=mc2_) a smart a.s

(_$_) Money coming out of his a.s

(_?_) Dumb a.s

..oo*"""**oo.oo*""*oo..
oo*" "*o.o*" "*o.
o o *o
.o o 'o
o o o.
o o o
o \o/ o
o --0-- o
o. /o\ o
o o o
o o o
o o oo
oo o oo
oo. oo oo
'ooo. oo. ooo
o ""oo,, ,,oO-'Oo, ,,,,,oo"o
o. """""" oo """"" o
'o oo o'
o oo o
'o o o*
o o o
o o o
o o o
o o o
o o o
o o o

You have just been e-mooned!

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burningdaylight - 24 Feb 2005 15:59 GMT

Were is the cellulite???? Or is this JayLo?

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Bri Kid - 24 Feb 2005 22:16 GMT

Now THAT"S funny!!
Brian

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elmoemerson@webtv.net - 24 Feb 2005 22:53 GMT

ahahahahahahah!!!!

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elmoemerson@webtv.net - 24 Feb 2005 22:57 GMT

Yeah, it was funny. But not THAT funny. THAT funny is when the fat
lady leans over the frozen food case at the supermarket and accidently
blows a fragrant fuzzy. Now, THAT's funny, I don't care who you are.
Elmo

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DrBenway - 25 Feb 2005 00:51 GMT

>Yeah, it was funny. But not THAT funny. THAT funny is when the fat
>lady leans over the frozen food case at the supermarket and accidently
>blows a fragrant fuzzy. Now, THAT's funny, I don't care who you are.
>Elmo

That door swings two ways
Funny if you are 10 ft away watching the whole thing

but not so funny if you just bent over to pick up
your car keys from the floor in front of her <BFG>

(or for that matter not funny at ALL if she's happens to be
YOUR old lady, NNNNAYYYYY whoop whooop whooop wheew)

DB

Thanks Be Well, Be Strong, Get Better!

DrBenway
(not a Dr nor did I even play one on TV,)

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Bri Kid - 25 Feb 2005 22:02 GMT

If it was MY old lady, I wouldn't have had to go outside to LMBO. I"d
have burst out laffin right there and asked what the strongest anti-gas
pills were. It would be her turn to laff when I ate a dinner with a
double dose of ex-lax. : ) bri

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Bri Kid - 25 Feb 2005 21:55 GMT

Funny you should mention it. I was in the herb store the other day. A
lady in front of me was bent over the rack and let out a duckcall blast.
I held it in until the crook ( clerk) said "Maam, the anti-gas pills are
on the top ". I lost it,and went outside LMBO. bri

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