How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Charismatics: Only one. Hands are already in the air.

Pentecostals:  Ten.  One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against  the
spirit of darkness.

Presbyterians:  None.  Lights will go on and off at predestined times.

Roman Catholic and Orthodox:  None.  Candles only.

Baptists:  At least 15.  One to change the light bulb, and three committees
to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad.

Episcopalians:  Eight. One to call the electrician, and seven to say how
much they liked the old one better.

Mormons:  Five.  One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how
to do it.

Unitarians:  We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against
the need for a light bulb.  However, if in your own journey you have found
light bulbs work for you, that is fine.  You are invited to write a  poem or
compose a modern dance about your personal relationship with your light
bulb, and present it next month at our annual light bulb Sunday service, in
which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including
incandescent, fluorescent, three-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are
equally valid paths to luminescence.

Methodist:  Undetermined.  Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely
out, you are loved.  Churchwide lighting service is planned for Sunday.
Bring bulb of your choice and a covered dish.

Lutheran:  None.  Lutherans don't believe in change.

Amish:  What's a light bulb?