You’ve got Red Dwarf, and Gordo, and CJ, and Booger,
Michael, Elmo, JV, Thipper, Mom and the Rest…..

But do you recall, the most famous Dragon Slayer of all.

Cody the Turd Nosed dragon fighter, has a very drippy nose.
And if you ever saw it, man you sure would say it flows.

All of the other Dragon fighters, used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor alias,  join in any tit & a.s games.

Then one foggy Christmas eve, Santa came to say…
“Cody with your brain so light, How’d you wipe your own a.s tonight.”

Then how the dragon fighters shunned him, for all his obnoxious ways.
Poor cody had to j.rk off, so Hoofy showed him all the ways..

HOOFY.. SHOWED... HIM.... ALLLL... THE.... WAYYSSSSSSSSSS!!!

HO HO HO  MERRRRRRY CHRISTMAS!!!