We are conducting a double blind study and are looking for participants.
You should know, right up front, that this study has NO funding from
pharmaceutical interests, or any university or foundation.
It will be funded entirely by participants with related costs being picked
up by our small, non profit organization.
If you get NO relief from this study, your money will be refunded.
The substance being tested is as safe as water, with only one side effect
noticed to date: diarrhea, which goes away within a day or two.
Slots are filling up fast; first come, first served.
For more information, you may go here: http://www.mnwelldir.org/study1.htm
Thank you,
The Staff at MN Wellness Publications.
Thomas Wagner - 17 Nov 2004 19:13 GMT
>It will be funded entirely by participants with related costs being picked
>up by our small, non profit organization.
Translation: you get to pay $50 to receive some stuff you're supposed to
drink for 8 days without them telling you what's in it. And then you
fill out a survey. No blood tests, no nothing to test whether it does
anything at all. Could anyone really be that stupid? I guess so...
>If you get NO relief from this study, your money will be refunded.
With "relief" being defined as... what? The diarrhea you get?
It's hunting season, is that why all the quacks suddenly come out of the
woods?
Thomas

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elmoemerson@webtv.net - 17 Nov 2004 21:51 GMT
Count me IN!!!! I'm always up for a good case of diarrhea. Where do I
send my money?
elmo
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Don - 18 Nov 2004 03:38 GMT
>Count me IN!!!! I'm always up for a good case of diarrhea. Where do I
>send my money?
>elmo
Not me. There's a little Mexican joint down the street where I can
get a pretty good case of diarrhea for under $10. Why pay more?
Don
elmoemerson@webtv.net - 17 Nov 2004 21:52 GMT
Do I have to wear a blindfold?
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