It feels a little like a sneeze coming on....
Ah    Ah    Ah
Ah.... dammit.  I hate that expectation with no gratification feeling.
Maybe try again ?

Schteve

Re: A little levity  

Group: alt.support.hepatitis-c Date: Tue, Nov 2, 2004, 2:03am (CST-2)
From: jen2gone@cs.com (jen)
"Red Dwarf" <sbordonej001@hawaii.rr.com> wrote in message
news:<A1zhd.31312$jo2.16244@twister.socal.rr.com>...
I found this in another n/g, no offense is intended to anyone.I think
there is a lesson to be learned here, I'm just not sure what it is.
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      A guy calls his buddy the horse rancher and   says
he's sending a friend over to look
        at a horse. His buddy asks "How will I
    recognize him?"
            That's easy, he's a midget with a
speech impediment."
              So, the midget shows up, and
the guy asks   him if he's looking for a male or female   horse. "A
female horth." So he shows him a   prized filly.
              "Nith lookin horth. Can I thee
her eyeth"?   So the guy picks up the midget
        and he gives the horse's eyes the once over.
              "Nith eyeth, can I thee her
earzth"? So he   picks the little fellow up again, and shows him  
the horse's ears.
              "Nith earzth, can I see her
mouf"? The
        rancher is getting pretty ticked off by this
point, but he picks him up   again and shows him the horse's mouth.
              "Nice mouf, can I see her
twat"? Totally   mad as fire at this point, the rancher grabs   him
under his arms and rams the midget's head
        as far as he can up the horse's twat, pulls  
him out and slams him on the ground.
              The midget gets up, sputtering
and
        coughing. "Perhapth I should rephrase that;
        Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit"?
DAMN, my midget joke - and I thought it had to be told in person! Good
job : )
Guess I'll have to come up with something else to get that taco salad
outta Elmo... jen  
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That's ok, Jen.  I'm sure we can find something else to laugh about.
Bring your hubby with you too, dinner will be ready about 6.
Elmo

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Re: A little levity  

Group: alt.support.hepatitis-c Date: Tue, Nov 2, 2004, 4:50pm (CST+7)
From: ghibelno___NOSPAMMEPLEASE___@yahoo.it (ghibeluno)
.. someone who can explain the last line to me please, I can't
understand it...serious.
  (run around <what>)?
jeeb (feeling kinda stranger)
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run around 'a little bit'.   :-)

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Jeeb, What he meant to say was can I see her trot, which is kind of a slow
gallop/run, but with his speech problem it sounded like something else
altogether. Oh well it struck me as being kind of funny, and I just wanted
to share a laugh. So much for that. I know you have horses in Italy too, but
it's just a little translation issue.
John