Re: Company  

Group: alt.support.hepatitis-c Date: Sat, Aug 7, 2004, 10:06am (CDT+1)
From: me@privacy.net (Thip)
<elmoemerson@webtv.net> wrote in message
news:17785-4114DC9B-476@storefull-3252.bay.webtv.net...
The worst part about having company over is you have to clean the damn
house. Geeeez!! Ahhhhh, the life of a lonely slob. Think I'll go clean
the toilet bowl now.
Elmo
When I have people over, I clean the bathrooms (the part they use), but
I often don't have time to scour the tubs or the tile surround. So, I
put a sign on the back tub wall that says "Serves you right for looking"
and pull the shower curtain. No one's ever said a word about my
bathrooms, including my mother-in-law.   :-)
//////////////
The party's over and everything went well. Got rave reviews over all the
food I served up.  One of the guests brought over their 10 month old
daughter, a little cutie.  Heidi had never seen such a tiny human being
and two of them got along marvelously, I didn't know how that was going
to go.  Heidi laid down on the floor right next her watching with her
ears perked up.  Every time the baby would make noises with her mouth,
Heidi would reach over and give her a big sloppy kiss on the mouth which
would prompt her to make even more noises.  It had all of in stitches.  
Got the entire house all ready for the guests on time.  I had the
thought of inventing a device to put on the rim of the toilet that every
time someone sat down, a hand would slap em on the a.s.  hehe
Elmo

http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/DocElmosHepFile

On Sat, 7 Aug 2004 16:36:38 +0000 (UTC), Paul
<dontspamme@westgreen.freeserve.co.uk>, in message ID
<h51ah05eh9891qtoppsmehass61ov5u42e@4ax.com>, in the newsgroup
alt.support.hepatitis-c wrote:

Replying to my own post but I wondered something.
If I were given a month to live, how much time would I spend cleaning
my home?
Answer.  Not a single second.

They're not for everyday use but I keep a container of those Clorox
Wipes (not just Clorox, you can get them in different scents.)  I know
it's not any different than putting cleaner on a paper towel BUT you can
pull one out, wipe down the nasty toilet rim, and flush it.  For the
times that even that seems like too much work, they're a godsend.  I
don't really want to say to my guests "you guys enjoy the clean
bathroom, I exhausted myself cleaning it and have to sleep the rest of
the day".

In Saipan, it isn't too expensive here either.  What a blessing this has
been....
Susie