Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor
peered over the fence.

Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he politely
asked, "What are you up to there, Nancy?"

"My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up, "and
I've just buried him."

The neighbor was moved by the little girls emotion. "Oh, I'm so sorry.
But that's an awfully big hole for a little goldfish, isn't it honey?"

Nancy patted down the last pile of earth and then replied, "That's
because he's inside your f.cking cat!