> Here lays what's left of our good friend Malcom...
> He looks like grease but he spreads like talcum.
Oh, how very moving ...
> RIP buddy!
Tell you what, you know that community song we always rendered on coach
trips and cycling club outings: The Quartermaster's Store?
You know - "There was Dave, Dave, hoping for a rave, in the store, in the
store ... "
Well, the ONLY word which anyone could think of to rhyme with Malcolm was
talcum. It got very boring.
My husband's called Malcolm ...
Mary
Dave ???? - 15 Jun 2004 01:30 GMT
> > Here lays what's left of our good friend Malcom...
> > He looks like grease but he spreads like talcum.
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> Mary
If you were from the USA you could make like a red indian and "Scalpum"
You could make like a bird and "fly like a falcom"
Ya' need a little more IMAGINATION there girl!

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Mary Fisher - 15 Jun 2004 10:28 GMT
> "Mary Fisher" <mary.fisher@zetnet.co.uk> wrote in message
> > > news:40ccaf68$0$22309$4c56ba96@master.news.zetnet.net...
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> Ya' need a little more IMAGINATION there girl!
Sorry, sir, I'll tell the cycling club ...
... if any of them is still alive!
Mary
Dona - 15 Jun 2004 16:09 GMT
Talcum, as in powder.
We're working on quite the epic for you Malcolm, buddy, you won't be
forgotten.