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Medical Forum / Diseases and Disorders / Epilepsy / May 2004OT: Close Encounters of the Fourth Kind
Howdy ladies! How are my favorite girls in the whole cyber-world?  SignatureDave ???? "Ego sum quis ego sum quod ut est quicumque ego sum" > Howdy ladies! > > How are my favorite girls in the whole cyber-world? I can't connect with my husband ... :-( Mary Emotionally or like with a baseball bat? > Emotionally or like with a baseball bat? If I had my 'druthers... (he said with a glimmer of hope flickering in his heart) I 'druther have an emotional encounter than encounter a baseball bat any day! SignatureDave ???? "Ego sum quis ego sum quod ut est quicumque ego sum" > Emotionally or like with a baseball bat? On our computer network <G> It's all working now though :-) Mary > > Howdy ladies! > > [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > Mary Well.... a'hemm.... (he said softly with a gag while his cheeks turned cherry red) I really don't think that this is the place to discuss alternatives... do you? SignatureDave ???? > Howdy ladies! > > How are my favorite girls in the whole cyber-world? Just had a thought - have you been to bed yet? Nothing personal your realise, except that I'm concerned for your welfare. Matchsticks holding up your eyelids don't suit you. XMX > > Howdy ladies! > > [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > > XMX Got about 5 hours between 7 am and noon SignatureDave ???? "Ego sum quis ego sum quod ut est quicumque ego sum" > Howdy ladies! > > How are my favorite girls in the whole cyber-world? You have mail. Possibly. Mary "Ego sum quis ego sum quod ut est quicumque ego sum" > > Howdy ladies! > > [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > Mary ces't la vie... (he said with a sigh) I was really hoping for a female! SignatureDave ???? > > Howdy ladies! > > [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > Mary Oh Mary, Mary, Mary.... It's times like these when I wish I was Ruth! SignatureDave ???? "Ego sum quis ego sum quod ut est quicumque ego sum" > > > Howdy ladies! > > > [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > > It's times like these when I wish I was Ruth! Do you know which is which? Or witch? Mary > > > > Howdy ladies! > > > > [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > > Mary Don't make no never-mind to me but I think... (he said haltingly hoping that he would get it right) that Dawn is the one on the right. SignatureDave ???? > Don't make no never-mind to me but I think... > > (he said haltingly hoping that he would get it right) > > that Dawn is the one on the right. Dawn? Who's Dawn? You've been two timing? Mary > > Don't make no never-mind to me but I think... > > [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > > Mary EEEKK!!! I'm sorry, I'm SORRY, I'M SORRY! (Now what the smeg did I say wrong?????? All I did was answer her frickin' question!... Didn't I? Well... I can never say anything right when it comes to talkin' to women. Damned if ya' do and damned if ya' don't!) SignatureDave ???? > > > Don't make no never-mind to me but I think... > > > [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > > (Now what the smeg did I say wrong?????? Read your own words. Mary > > > > Don't make no never-mind to me but I think... > > > > [quoted text clipped - 17 lines] > > Mary "D-A-W-N"... That's the way we spell Ruth here in New York. (Geez... get myself in trouble just because another skirt goes walkin' by when I'm talking about somebody else!) Well... actually I was talking to you AND to Dawn (the voting stuff) at the same time. You know how us epileptics are with names... (I hope that one will fly!) SignatureDave ???? > > > > > Don't make no never-mind to me but I think... > > > > > [quoted text clipped - 21 lines] > > That's the way we spell Ruth here in New York. Ah, I see! I knew we had different words and spelled words differently, I should have realised, sorry :-) > (Geez... get myself in trouble just because another skirt goes walkin' by > when I'm talking about somebody else!) [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > You know how us epileptics are with names... > (I hope that one will fly!) I'd like to know more bout Dawn and the voting stuff ... :-) Mary It kinda' looks like nobody else out there remembers the hippie culture, eh? (Think they'll be able to figure out what I'm talkin' about, ladies?) SignatureDave ???? "Ego sum quis ego sum quod ut est quicumque ego sum" > It kinda' looks like nobody else out there remembers the hippie culture, eh? My sons still say that we're middle aged hippies. Trouble is we were never hippies and we're old so he's wrong on both counts. > (Think they'll be able to figure out what I'm talkin' about, ladies?) I hope not! Mary > > It kinda' looks like nobody else out there remembers the hippie culture, > eh? [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > > Mary All (well... most of) the hippies here in the USA retired to Vermont (a state in the northeast) Vermont used to be the most conservative state in the Union (I have family roots there goin' a'WAY back) Within 15 years it became the most liberal state in the Union! Even the old Vermont accent and colloquialisms are gone forever once my father's generation dies out. (He said with deep melancholy thinking of the wonderful summers at the cottege on Lake Rescue and the Vermont 'twang' that he would never hear again!) SignatureDave ???? "Noli illigitemi carborundum decendus" "Ego sum quis ego sum quod ut est quicumque ego sum" http://www.howdydave.com "Dave ©¿©¬" wrote: > Howdy ladies! > > How are my favorite girls in the whole cyber-world? Oh, how sweet to ask!! We have such nice folks on this newsgroup!!! Barb > -- > Dave ©¿©¬ > "Ego sum quis ego sum quod ut est quicumque ego sum" > > Howdy ladies! > > [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > Barb Well howdy Barb! (He said trying to keep his voice steady while his heart leaped with delight at cyber-seeing another wonderful lady walk into their midst.) SignatureDave ???? > > -- > > Dave ???? > > "Ego sum quis ego sum quod ut est quicumque ego sum" > (He said trying to keep his voice steady while his heart leaped with delight > at cyber-seeing another wonderful lady walk into their midst.) You are so lucky Mary, Barb and I have generous unjealous spirits, you triple-timer. > > (He said trying to keep his voice steady while his heart leaped with > delight > > at cyber-seeing another wonderful lady walk into their midst.) > > You are so lucky Mary, Barb and I have generous unjealous spirits, you > triple-timer. To say nothing of Dawn ... Mary > > > (He said trying to keep his voice steady while his heart leaped with > > delight [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > > Mary Awww... c'mon ladies.... If we asked real nice I'll bet that handsome brute MACLOM would stop it every once in a while to share his charm... (That's JUST what I need... some other guy around here stealing all of my attention! Well... at least it would be closer to an even match if we ever have a real bro-ha-ha..) > > > > (He said trying to keep his voice steady while his heart leaped with > > > delight [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > If we asked real nice I'll bet that handsome brute MACLOM would stop it > every once in a while to share his charm... If you're talking about my husband his name is spelt MALCOLM ... :-) I'll send a picture of him - with Ruth ... <VBG> Mary Ya' know.... (He said after a great flash of insight had struck him like a lightning bolt!) If we do this in a somewhat honest manner (the assides I mean) it could be a great opportunity to see how the mind of the opposite sex works! SignatureDave ???? "Noli illigitemi carborundum decendus" "Ego sum quis ego sum quod ut est quicumque ego sum" http://www.howdydave.com > If we do this in a somewhat honest manner (the assides I mean) it could be a > great opportunity to see how the mind of the opposite sex works! Do what? And we figured out how guys' minds worked a long, long time ago. :P > > If we do this in a somewhat honest manner (the assides I mean) it could be > a [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > And we figured out how guys' minds worked a long, long time ago. :P Ummm... Dona dear.... I'm gonna' hafta' get you a T-shirt that I had one time. It said: "A Dirty Mind Is A Terrable Thing To Waste!" (It's all my fault! I KEW I shoulda' looked around to see if anybody else was listening) I don't know about you... but to me (and most of my gender), the woman's mind is one of the greatest mysteries of the universe! SignatureDave ???? > > > If we do this in a somewhat honest manner (the assides I mean) it could > be [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > It said: > "A Dirty Mind Is A Terrable Thing To Waste!" I hope you got a discount for the bad spelling ... > (It's all my fault! I KEW I shoulda' looked around to see if anybody else > was listening) > > I don't know about you... but to me (and most of my gender), the woman's > mind is one of the greatest mysteries of the universe! Catch on quick, don'tcha? Mary > Ya' know.... > [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > If we do this in a somewhat honest manner (the assides I mean) it could be a > great opportunity to see how the mind of the opposite sex works! I'm not an opposite sex ... ? Mary >> Ya' know.... >> [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > >Mary Why do I never meet people like this in real life ? :( Or is a case of 'like seeks like' and out of the gigantic number of people on the Net there's only a handful of people which has coagulated into this OT ASE group? Actually, when I think about it, one other group has a similar outlook, so it probably just means I need to get a real life. (Thinks: Millions of Marys out there waiting for me! :)))) SignatureMalcolm You know, I have been popping in here for the last six years, and have never-ever-ever enjoyed a thread this much. > You know, I have been popping in here for the last six years, and have > never-ever-ever enjoyed a thread this much. Heeeeyyy Dona..... GREAT lookin' outfit you're wearin' there! Why don't you describe it to Malcom. (whispering in Dona's ear: "He don't see so good in hyper-space don'cha know!") SignatureDave ???? Dave ©¿©¬ <dave@_nospam_howdydave.com> wrote >Heeeeyyy Dona..... > [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] >(whispering in Dona's ear: "He don't see so good in hyper-space don'cha >know!") >Dave ©¿©¬ Dona, don't believe him. He's only jealous because he needs specs on his sig-file! And don't go anywhere near him, because he can only tell objects by touch. SignatureMalcolm > >Heeeeyyy Dona..... > > [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > sig-file! And don't go anywhere near him, because he can only tell > objects by touch. Hmm. New York City? That's a start ... Mary > > >Heeeeyyy Dona..... > > > [quoted text clipped - 18 lines] > > Mary Nope! Not New York City.... If you take a look at a map of New York state... Go all the way north until you get your feet wet in Lake Ontario (Canadian frontier.) Take one or two steps south, dry your feet off, and there I am in Rochester! (Just about due south of Toronto.) (Whispering in Mary's ear: "I just directed Malcom toward Dona because I wanted to keep you all to myself!") > > > ... he can only tell > > > objects by touch. [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > > > Nope! Not New York City.... No - but it got a response :-) > (Whispering in Mary's ear: "I just directed Malcom toward Dona because I > wanted to keep you all to myself!") There's something I need to know. In my English ignorance I don't know whether Dona is a man or a woman. It's been very confusing for me, as I'm sure you can understand. So, any hints? Pleeease? Mary Oh my goodness! Now you'll all just have to wonder, won't you? > >Heeeeyyy Dona..... > > [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > sig-file! And don't go anywhere near him, because he can only tell > objects by touch. Ahem... I've had some women tell me that was one of my most endearing qualities! I'm a a soft touch person (as opposed to a hearty embrace person.) I've often been criticized for being "too gentle!" C'mon over here to my corner and I'll show you my delicate ear caress: My first two fingers (I'm ambidexterous so I can use either hand) gently, slowly, sensuously running along the top of the ear, behind the hair and down the back of the neck... Dave ©¿©¬ <dave@_nospam_howdydave.com> wrote >Ahem... <rest of post snipped> I'm a teacher so I'm not allowed to read stuff like that on the Internet :) SignatureMalcolm > >Ahem... > > <rest of post snipped> > > I'm a teacher so I'm not allowed to read stuff like that on the Internet > :) I didn't know that. Has Our Glorious Leader determined that or is it an LA rule? Oh no - it's probably come from Br*ss*ls ... :-( It would be good to know that though, then I could make sure I have a reason for not allowing Spouse to read it. Mary > >Ahem... > > <rest of post snipped> > > I'm a teacher so I'm not allowed to read stuff like that on the Internet > :) Gee Malcom... I was taught that overhearing information (or general sticking your nose where it doesn't belong) is one of the fundamental learning processes! Besides... I thought that teachers read EVERYTHING; including those little pieces of paper that get passed from student to student! If you can read them, you can read anything! > > >Ahem... > > [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > pieces of paper that get passed from student to student! If you can read > them, you can read anything! You're assuming that they're legible. Mary > > > >Ahem... > > > [quoted text clipped - 15 lines] > > Mary I don't know what it's like over there in the UK... but here in the USA there are 2 manditory courses in every curriculum for a degree in teaching. One is reading illegible print, the other is reading illegible script! SignatureDave ???? http://www.howdydave.com "Dave ????" <dave@_nospam_howdydave.com> wrote in message news:Ehuqc.5315> > > > <rest of post snipped> > I don't know what it's like over there in the UK... > but here in the USA there are 2 manditory courses in every curriculum for a > degree in teaching. > > One is reading illegible print, Wossat then? > the other is reading illegible script! Mary > > >Heeeeyyy Dona..... > > > [quoted text clipped - 22 lines] > slowly, sensuously running along the top of the ear, behind the hair and > down the back of the neck... Stop it! It tickles and I HATE my ears being touched. Hrumph. Mary > > > >Heeeeyyy Dona..... > > > > [quoted text clipped - 28 lines] > > Mary Ohhh... MARY.... Guess I'll have to find a place where you DO like being touched... (he gently removes his had from her ear and places it "someplace else") (gee... I wish that overhead light had a dimmer switch!) SignatureDave ???? http://www.howdydave.com > > > > >Heeeeyyy Dona..... > > > > > [quoted text clipped - 37 lines] > > (he gently removes his had from her ear and places it "someplace else") mmmmmmmmmm. That's better :-) > (gee... I wish that overhead light had a dimmer switch!) Dave, you're eyesight's definitely going. It's switched OFF! Mary >> > > > Dave ©¿©¬ <dave@_nospam_howdydave.com> wrote >> > > > [quoted text clipped - 50 lines] > >Mary But watch it Mary; Dave's obviously turned ON! SignatureMalcolm > >> > > > >Heeeeyyy Dona..... > >> > > > > [quoted text clipped - 50 lines] > > But watch it Mary; Dave's obviously turned ON! I can't watch with the light off ... Mary >> >> (gee... I wish that overhead light had a dimmer switch!) >> > [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > >Mary Well glow in the dark then, rub two sticks together, smear garlic over the doorway... anything to save to yourself! SignatureMalcolm > >> >> (gee... I wish that overhead light had a dimmer switch!) > >> > [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > Well glow in the dark then, rub two sticks together, smear garlic over > the doorway... anything to save to yourself! HEY DONA & BARB! How come one of you aren't getting cozy with Malcom now that the lights are out? SignatureDave ???? > > >> >> (gee... I wish that overhead light had a dimmer switch!) > > >> > [quoted text clipped - 15 lines] > How come one of you isn't getting cozy with Malcom now that the lights are > out? What the heck! Malcom tells me that he's man enough for BOTH of you! -- Dave ???? Dave ©¿©¬ <dave@_nospam_howdydave.com> wrote >> >> >> (gee... I wish that overhead light had a dimmer switch!) >> >> > [quoted text clipped - 15 lines] >How come one of you aren't getting cozy with Malcom now that the lights are >out? How you know they haven't? You've missed the boat, Dave. We'll send you a postcard and some holiday snaps :) SignatureMalcolm > >"M" <webmaster@need.to.remain.anon> wrote in message > >news:lYNhhJAZAnqAFwfJ@mtdomain.demon.co.uk... [quoted text clipped - 22 lines] > > We'll send you a postcard and some holiday snaps :) Make sure your writing's legible ... Mary > >> >> (gee... I wish that overhead light had a dimmer switch!) > >> > [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > Well glow in the dark then, rub two sticks together, smear garlic over > the doorway... anything to save to yourself! In truth, Malcolm, the way I look to people these days I don't need any of those devices ... Mary >> >> >> (gee... I wish that overhead light had a dimmer switch!) >> >> > [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] >In truth, Malcolm, the way I look to people these days I don't need any of >those devices ... But if Dave's not wearing his glasses, only the first shaft of sunlight can stop him... SignatureMalcolm > >> >> >> (gee... I wish that overhead light had a dimmer switch!) > >> >> > [quoted text clipped - 16 lines] > But if Dave's not wearing his glasses, only the first shaft of sunlight > can stop him... You assume I want him to stop ... Mary > > >> >> >> (gee... I wish that overhead light had a dimmer switch!) > > >> >> > [quoted text clipped - 21 lines] > > Mary YEA MALCOM!!! Quit hornin' in on my romance here! SignatureDave ???? > > >> > > > >Heeeeyyy Dona..... > > >> > > > > [quoted text clipped - 59 lines] > > Mary psssst!... (whispering softly) I haven't seen posts on any other threads since we started this one... Think everybody's just waitin' to see what Mary and I do now that the lights are out? SignatureDave ???? http://www.howdydave.com > > > >> > > > >Heeeeyyy Dona..... > > > >> > > > > [quoted text clipped - 72 lines] > Think everybody's just waitin' to see what Mary and I do now that the lights > are out? Ya' know... That's illegal in some parts of the world! SignatureDave ???? > Ya' know... > That's illegal in some parts of the world! WHAT'S illegal? I've never done anything illegal in my life (except driving at 38 mph alledgedly, in Chesterfield, a couple of years ago and I paid for that). But I'm prepared to try anything once ... Mary > > Ya' know... > > That's illegal in some parts of the world! [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > > Mary I'm talking about peepers you silly girl! SignatureDave ???? > > > Ya' know... > > > That's illegal in some parts of the world! [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > > I'm talking about peepers you silly girl! Peepers? Mary > > > > Ya' know... > > > > That's illegal in some parts of the world! [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > > Mary You know... Folks who sneak into your yard, put a lawn chair in front of your window and then climb on the chair to peep in the window in hopes of seeing something "interesting" (Peeping Tom) SignatureDave ???? > > > > > Ya' know... > > > > > That's illegal in some parts of the world! [quoted text clipped - 18 lines] > > Folks who sneak into your yard, put a lawn chair ? > in front of your window and > then climb on the chair to peep in the window in hopes of seeing something > "interesting" They won't see anything interesting here - unless they have a very hight chair. Or you're here ... > (Peeping Tom) Ah - as in Coventry (allegedly) Sleep well? Mary > > > >> > > > >Heeeeyyy Dona..... > > > >> > > > > [quoted text clipped - 72 lines] > Think everybody's just waitin' to see what Mary and I do now that the lights > are out? Perhaps we've had a Special Effect on the others ... :-) Mary >> I haven't seen posts on any other threads since we started this one... >> [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > >Mary "Epilepsy Cured Overnight! An on-line Internet soap opera between epileptics has cured the condition in hundreds of people who have been following it. "It is a wonderful achievement that this condition has finally followed the route of smallpox into the history books," said Dr.Tomas, who masterminded the operation. Internet newsgroup ratings have soared since the soap opera started a few weeks ago, with demands for broadband doubling and ISPs overwhelmed by requests for connection. "However, it is uncertain whether the effect is permanent of whether the soap opera will have to continue for ever," said Dr.Tomas. "In any case, anything's better than the side effects of Tegretol as a control measure." Hundreds of neurologists signed on at the Job Centres last week as they made career changes, and the Dow Jones Index hit an all time low today as pharmaceutical firms withdrew overpriced medication which was no longer needed, and went into receivership." We can but dream - with apologies to all those who are struggling with the problems of epilepsy or have loved ones struggling, and who find it difficult to step back and smile for just a moment at the condition. Even though we jest on this thread, we send you our support and best wishes. SignatureMalcolm > >> I haven't seen posts on any other threads since we started this one... > >> [quoted text clipped - 29 lines] > Even though we jest on this thread, we send you our support and best > wishes. Brilliant! I wish I had that kind of imagination ... And perfectly concluded. Thanks, Malcolm, Mary Nothing personal, folks, but I'm going to bed. G'night, Mary > Nothing personal, folks, but I'm going to bed. > > G'night, > > Mary Me too! Mary & I will see you in the morning! SignatureDave ???? Dave ©¿©¬ <dave@_nospam_howdydave.com> wrote >psssst!... > [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] >Think everybody's just waitin' to see what Mary and I do now that the lights >are out? THINK! How's everyone supposed to see now that the lights are out?! And don't lose your glasses in the dark - you'll never find them again. SignatureMalcolm > >psssst!... > > [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > > And don't lose your glasses in the dark - you'll never find them again. ... but I don't need them in the dark ... <puzzled> Mary > > >psssst!... > > > [quoted text clipped - 15 lines] > > Mary Besides... Once I put my glasses back on I might start feeling guilty about using the "feel system"! SignatureDave ???? > >> Ya' know.... > >> [quoted text clipped - 20 lines] > so it probably just means I need to get a real life. (Thinks: Millions > of Marys out there waiting for me! :)))) Hey Malcom! Wa'ja think Dave F. would do if he were here with us? > >> Ya' know.... > >> [quoted text clipped - 16 lines] > people on the Net there's only a handful of people which has coagulated > into this OT ASE group? I often think that. > Actually, when I think about it, one other group has a similar outlook, > so it probably just means I need to get a real life. (Thinks: Millions > of Marys out there waiting for me! :)))) A fate worse than death :-) Mary |
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