In many years of computing, I have never been into PC games, preferring
to write programs, so every time I upgraded my PC I always deleted the
games file (and renamed the machine from that silly "My Computer").

But there was one game I couldn't resist buying, it arrived this
morning, and commendably the first thing in the manual after the
contents is a warning about epilepsy. However, it contains the following
sentence which really made me smile:

"Stop playing and consult a doctor immediately if you or your child
experience any of the following symptoms: dizziness, vision problems,
eye or muscle spasms, loss of consciousness, disorientation, involuntary
movement or convulsion."

Now I know I've done some weird things in my complex partials, but is it
really possible to get so addicted to PC games that you can carry on
playing whilst unconscious, or having convulsions? Or if your child
dropped down unconscious and went into a seizure, would you be so
obsessed as to carry on playing?  :)  

And if you're unconscious, how can you consult your doctor? (I wouldn't
go near mine anyway, he'd wire me up to the National Grid).

I know they are only covering themselves, and as I say, I think it's
commendable. But it doesn't stop it being funny as well.