> Thanks Bob - as you have probably gathered, my ambition is to be as normal as
> possible.
Posting from just one address is a step in the right direction.
> In this particular case, I am replying to you, so I read your entry
> and clicked on reply.
That's what the threading says and I assume you erased the quoted text from my
post.
> However, in another instance, I may wish to address the subject "Functional
> Mechanics of alt.support.epilepsy" is a manner that is not in reply to what
> someone else has entered.
Then simply create a new thread as you've already learned how, but give it the very
same subject. How's that?
> For instance, I may wish to make a suggestion that
> there be the ability to print out the whole thread without an endless series of
> copying and pasting.
Not quite possible unless everybody bottom posts and quotes the entirety of the
previous post. I won't be holding my breath for that to happen.
> This thread might be an appropriate place to make that
> entry.
Your choice.
> Thanks for giving your thought to the matter. Tim
No problemo.
Bob
Unknownorigen - 04 Feb 2004 03:48 GMT
>No problemo.
>
>Bob
Bob - have you considered the effect of epilepsy on your personality. There
are those who might make reference to a certain dual nature. A true scamp and
an utter darling simultaneously. This might be cited in a new thread, as yet
unnamed.
Bob - 04 Feb 2004 04:05 GMT
> >No problemo.
> >
> >Bob
>
> Bob - have you considered the effect of epilepsy on your personality. There
> are those who might make reference to a certain dual nature.
Or triple nature? because I loaded 3 of those free AOL CD's?
> A true scamp and
> an utter darling simultaneously. This might be cited in a new thread, as yet
> unnamed.
I guess I've taught you how to do that now? eh?
Bob
Bob - 04 Feb 2004 04:17 GMT
> >No problemo.
> >
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> an utter darling simultaneously. This might be cited in a new thread, as yet
> unnamed.
Ooopppps, it skipped my mind before I knew it.
How about Paranoid Schizophrenic?
Bob
TIMMCO - 04 Feb 2004 19:20 GMT
>Ooopppps, it skipped my mind before I knew it.
>
>How about Paranoid Schizophrenic?
>
>Bob
Hi Bob - you are clearly Schizophrenic but your sense of humor would preclude
the Paranoid label, according to my certified AMA manual.
I would like to propose a thread entitled "Epileptic Hilarity" where the
seizure-related funny-times might be catalogued. Like the time I had a grand
mal in a gay AA meeting full of unisex types and some jerk used his cell phone
to call 911. I was just coming out by the time the stretcher arrived, and
disputed quite loudly the contention that I had had a seizure, with some
language that will require pre-approval. I required one of the lesbians to
massage me prior to evacuation.
Daz_n_Pat - 04 Feb 2004 19:25 GMT
> >Ooopppps, it skipped my mind before I knew it.
> >
[quoted text clipped - 12 lines]
> language that will require pre-approval. I required one of the lesbians to
> massage me prior to evacuation.
Did you say evacuation or ejaculation????
Bob - 04 Feb 2004 22:47 GMT
> > >Ooopppps, it skipped my mind before I knew it.
> > >
[quoted text clipped - 18 lines]
>
> Did you say evacuation or ejaculation????
I think the ejaculation was what he said was some language that will require
pre-approval.
Unknownorigen - 05 Feb 2004 00:19 GMT
>I think the ejaculation was what he said was some language that will require
>pre-approval.
Bob - thanks for keeping them on their toes. This board needs some standards
and some monitors. Your subtle manner is the kind of approach suitable for a
bunch of overly sensitive epileptics. Tim
Daz_n_Pat - 05 Feb 2004 01:29 GMT
> >I think the ejaculation was what he said was some language that will require
> >pre-approval.
>
> Bob - thanks for keeping them on their toes. This board needs some standards
> and some monitors. Your subtle manner is the kind of approach suitable for a
> bunch of overly sensitive epileptics. Tim
My wife and I don't bother reading the funny pages in the papers any
more.....we just come here instead....this group has turned into a regular
comedy club lately, we love it....keep it up ;-)
The flowing sarcasm is hilarious.
Mind you, he's right...we need to keep all the really offensive words like
ejaculation out of here. Whoever wrote that in their post, please don't
ever do it again....give yourself a kick in the posterior.....oops, am I
allowed to say posterior???
Bob - 05 Feb 2004 02:08 GMT
> > >I think the ejaculation was what he said was some language that will
> require
[quoted text clipped - 15 lines]
> ever do it again....give yourself a kick in the posterior.....oops, am I
> allowed to say posterior???
Offensive??? Not at all! You apparently misread what I said.
e·jac·u·la·tion (plural e·jac·u·la·tions)
2. sudden exclamation: a sudden, usually loud or forceful exclamation (
literary )
What did you have in mind?
Bob
Daz_n_Pat - 05 Feb 2004 02:48 GMT
> > > >I think the ejaculation was what he said was some language that will
> > require
[quoted text clipped - 25 lines]
>
> Bob
Ummmm........yes....that was it exactly.........yep
TIMMCO - 05 Feb 2004 03:10 GMT
>> > > >I think the ejaculation was what he said was some language that will
>> > require
[quoted text clipped - 30 lines]
>>
>Ummmm........yes....that was it exactly.........yep
I thought it would have been inappropriate to get into details after Darryl had
read the cards, but that lesbian did have good hands. I can't figure out how
we are supposed to unravel all this. I could post her name and e-address?
Daz_n_Pat - 05 Feb 2004 04:03 GMT
> >> > > >I think the ejaculation was what he said was some language that will
> >> > require
[quoted text clipped - 34 lines]
> read the cards, but that lesbian did have good hands. I can't figure out how
> we are supposed to unravel all this. I could post her name and e-address?
If I send you my home address could you send her around??? One more
question...If you were coming out of a seizure why was her hands
there???????
First question from Darryl
Second from Patsy
TIMMCO - 05 Feb 2004 16:04 GMT
>If I send you my home address could you send her around??? One more
>question...If you were coming out of a seizure why was her hands
>there???????
>
>First question from Darryl
>Second from Patsy
Darryl my friend - it sounds like your dear partner is well aware of the
variety of useful functions the hands can perform, both post-seizure and
otherwise. You may not even need to add my lesbian massager to your stable.
But while you check her out when she comes around, perhaps Patsy could offer
some advice on the multiple simultaneous functions that may be performed on the
male. Patsy - she's best with gals so careful about Darryl's possible jealous
reaction - I hear that resides mostly in the frontal region.
gaross - 05 Feb 2004 16:40 GMT
You're becoming Crude and Abusive. Perhaps you could find another Group.
Masochist r us or something. G./
> >If I send you my home address could you send her around??? One more
> >question...If you were coming out of a seizure why was her hands
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
> male. Patsy - she's best with gals so careful about Darryl's possible jealous
> reaction - I hear that resides mostly in the frontal region.
Unknownorigen - 06 Feb 2004 01:20 GMT
>You're becoming Crude and Abusive.
GR - after my friend has learned some of Patsy's tricks, I can imagine you
begging for some of her unspeakable bodily manipulations. I recall you stating
that seizures have heightened your tactile senses. I recommend you reduce your
meds a few days prior to her visit. Howdy Dave might be able to recommend the
fine tuning on that score. And, of course, Darryl will be able to offer some
useful direction - with his prior knowledge of the realm of possibility.
Please keep us updated on your adventures.
Bob - 06 Feb 2004 01:47 GMT
> >You're becoming Crude and Abusive.
>
> GR - after my friend has <snip>
GR was clearly correct in his observation. What is becoming clear is that you,
along with your other 2 posting identities, are a Troll. Go away! Get lost! This
is a Support group! Go play your games somewhere else.
Bob
Daz_n_Pat - 06 Feb 2004 02:15 GMT
When I last looked at this newsgroup I was of the understanding that it was
for the support of people with Epilepsy and the support for their family and
loved ones. I do not believe that what I am good at and what I am not should
come into play. For the record Darryl is now of the understanding that
nothing like that should be typed about me again and I would like you also
Tim to understand that I never want to be spoken about like that again. I
asked a simple question to you before and I am sorry if it offended you. It
was meant with a little humour, but what you have written below goes beyond
a little humour and in fact is a little insulting.
I am here myself to out more information about epilepsy so I am able to help
Darryl in anyway I can. I don't know a heck of a lot about Epilepsy and I
have no idea what to do with Darryl if for some reason one day he decided to
have a gran mal. I am here because I love him and want to help him and try
and understand what I can do to make things easier on him.
Patsy
> >You're becoming Crude and Abusive.
>
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
> useful direction - with his prior knowledge of the realm of possibility.
> Please keep us updated on your adventures.
Daz_n_Pat - 05 Feb 2004 22:53 GMT
> >If I send you my home address could you send her around??? One more
> >question...If you were coming out of a seizure why was her hands
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
> male. Patsy - she's best with gals so careful about Darryl's possible jealous
> reaction - I hear that resides mostly in the frontal region.
Tim my friend, my buddy, my brother, my best pal, you better believe my wife
knows what hands are for. She has a few multiple simultaneous functions of
her own. As far as jealousy goes, I've had the jealousy part of my frontal
lobe removed, so that's never been a problem ;-)