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Dave ???? - 09 Oct 2003 23:09 GMT
Howdy!

I posted this on an "ask a stupid question" thread in another epilepsy
forum.

Let's see if our fellow scientists, teachers and other creative thinkers can
come up with an answer:

Start with a sealed submarine underwater...

If you put a flying bird into the submarine does the weight of the submarine
change?

I'll give the answer that I came up with in a later post.

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Bob - 10 Oct 2003 04:25 GMT
"Dave ©¿©¬" wrote:

> Howdy!
>
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>
> If you put a flying bird into the submarine

How does a flying bird get into a sealed submarine underwater?<lol>

> does the weight of the submarine
> change?

The weight of the submarine itself? or the weight of the submarine plus
contents?

> I'll give the answer that I came up with in a later post.

I'd rather have a question first.  :-)

> Dave ©¿©¬
> "Noli illigitemi carborundum decendus"
>
> http://www.howdydave.com

Non carborundum illegitemi.

Bob
Bob - 11 Oct 2003 04:05 GMT
> "Dave ©¿©¬" wrote:
>
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>
> I'd rather have a question first.  :-)

Hey Dave!

Where are you? I asked a question.  :-)

Bob
Jill Wolfe - 21 Oct 2003 17:41 GMT
Obviously, the submarine weighs more with the bird in it. This can be
proved if the bird comes to rest on the floor - it would simply be
another object. If flying, it would displace air, adding weight also.
Jill

> > "Dave ©¿©¬" wrote:
> >
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>
> Bob
Dave ???? - 21 Oct 2003 18:32 GMT
Howdy!

Oh... I forgot to say that the displaced air was removed from the sub.
Answering Bob's question:

Scotty beamed the bird into the sub and beamed the air displaced by the bird
out of the sub.

Since the sub is pressurized, the air turbulance caused by it's flapping
wings would be evenly distributed in all directions, not just as an opposing
force against the deck.

In answer to Jill:
Exactly IF THE BIRD CAME TO REST ON THE FLOOR; but it isn't on the floor,
we're talking about the weight of the sub while the bird is in flight!

We went on for more than 40 postings without coming to a definate decision.

Weight is a function of mass and gravity. Since the bird is in the air, the
gravity force has been negated.

The mass has definately been increased, but we're talking about the weight,
not the mass.

Hmmm... curiser and curiser...

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> Obviously, the submarine weighs more with the bird in it. This can be
> proved if the bird comes to rest on the floor - it would simply be
[quoted text clipped - 30 lines]
> >
> > Bob
M - 21 Oct 2003 20:29 GMT
Dave ©¿©¬ <dave@_nospam_howdydave.com> wrote

>Since the sub is pressurized, the air turbulance caused by it's flapping
>wings would be evenly distributed in all directions, not just as an opposing
>force against the deck.

IMHO it wouldn't (see bit about virtual column of air below).

>In answer to Jill:
>Exactly IF THE BIRD CAME TO REST ON THE FLOOR; but it isn't on the floor,
>we're talking about the weight of the sub while the bird is in flight!

It doesn't matter whether it's on the floor or flying, the weight will
increase when the bird is added to the sub. Gravity has not been
overcome if the bird is flying at a constant level : the downwards force
(weight) equals the upwards force (upthrust) and is transferred
downwards to the internal floor of the sub via the virtual column of air
which its flapping wings produce (imagine standing under a hovering
helicopter if you need an example of a virtual column of air).

Interestingly, if the bird stops flapping and goes into a free-fall nose
dive, the sub gets lighter. If it pulls itself out of its nose dive and
decides to climb in order to loop the loop, the sub gets heavier. But
then that would also happen if the captain decided to move around the
ship on a pogo-stick as well.

>We went on for more than 40 postings without coming to a definate decision.

I'm not surprised, it's a nice meaty question requiring clear thinking.

>Weight is a function of mass and gravity. Since the bird is in the air, the
>gravity force has been negated.

I disagree. The 'gravity force' has not been negated it has been
balanced by an equal and opposite upthrust from the downblast of air.
This air has to push against something, and that something is the bottom
of the sub. Hence an increase in weight.

>The mass has definately been increased, but we're talking about the weight,
>not the mass.
>
>Hmmm... curiser and curiser...

If you want another question.... Designing stair lights (turn on/off
from top or bottom) with SPDT switches is easy from two places:
.        ____________
_______/ ____________ \____________

but can it be done from three?  I *think* I've got the solution using a
DPDT but maybe someone who's worked with these things can say "Easy, all
you do is...".
Looking forwards to your answers. It kept me up for ages last night
drawing 3D truth tables for my attempts.

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Dave ???? - 21 Oct 2003 22:34 GMT
Howdy Malcom!

Are we talking about upthrust or a constant pressure from beneath and a
reduction of pressure on top (aerodynamics) does this mean being pushed up
from beneath or being sucked up from above?

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> >Since the sub is pressurized, the air turbulance caused by it's flapping
> >wings would be evenly distributed in all directions, not just as an opposing
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> Looking forwards to your answers. It kept me up for ages last night
> drawing 3D truth tables for my attempts.
Dave ???? - 21 Oct 2003 22:36 GMT
The key (I think) is "Instantanious measurement"

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> Howdy Malcom!
>
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> > Looking forwards to your answers. It kept me up for ages last night
> > drawing 3D truth tables for my attempts.
M - 21 Oct 2003 23:02 GMT
Dave ©¿©¬ <dave@_nospam_howdydave.com> wrote
>Howdy Malcom!
>
>Are we talking about upthrust

Upthrust is usually a term of hydrodynamics explaining why an object
floats (force from below = weight of object , so a balanced object
neither moving up nor down).

>or a constant pressure from beneath and a
>reduction of pressure on top (aerodynamics) does this mean being pushed up
>from beneath or being sucked up from above?

Pushing and sucking are both the same (tell that to your SO!). They are
merely a force generated by the difference between lower pressure and
upper pressure. When the pressure underneath is greater than the
pressure on top it provides an upthrust. When this is equal to the
bird's weight, the bird stays vertically immobile.

If the pressure underneath *is* greater, it means that a vertical
pressure differential has been created within the sub by the bird
flapping, and this differential will push down more on the lower hull
than the upper hull. Thus the weight of the bird is transferred to the
hull, and the sub is heavier with the bird in it.

But this doesn't tell me how to wire my landing/hall before the
carpetmen come and seal the floorboards permanently.
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Dave ???? - 22 Oct 2003 04:31 GMT
Howdy Malcom!

If you tell your SO that there's no difference between pushing and sucking,
you won't get either for at least a month! What do you bet?

Upthrust - here in the USA we call that bouyency! Is bouyency an
international term or just used here in NA?  I'm amazed -- I just looked in
the index of my University Physics textbook and didn't find the word
"bouyency" in there at all!

Lots of difference between pushed up and sucked up (talking about physics
here, not erotics!) We have to use differential calculus for one and
integral calculus for the other (don't we?)

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M - 23 Oct 2003 08:57 GMT
Dave ©¿©¬ <dave@_nospam_howdydave.com> wrote
>Upthrust - here in the USA we call that bouyency! Is bouyency an
>international term or just used here in NA?  I'm amazed -- I just looked in
>the index of my University Physics textbook and didn't find the word
>"bouyency" in there at all!

sp = Buoyancy.

>Lots of difference between pushed up and sucked up (talking about physics
>here, not erotics!) We have to use differential calculus for one and
>integral calculus for the other (don't we?)

Calculus ?   No.

To avoid complicating matters with silly things like additional weight
etc imagine a horizontal tube with a bullet-like plug inside it....

_____________________________________
X              |  |                 Y          
_______________|__|__________________

Assume atmospheric pressure is 10 N/cm^2. Plug face area of 5 cm^2.

The force on both plug faces = P x A = 10 x 5 = 50 N.
Both forces are equal so the plug does not move.

Sucking at end X decreases pressure at X to 8 N/cm^2.
The force on face X = 8 x 5 = 40 N.

Resultant force = 40 - 50 = -10N so plug is *sucked* to the left.

Blowing at end X increases pressure at X to 12 N/cm^2.
The force on face X = 12 x 5 = 60N.

Resultant force = 60 - 50 = 10N so the plug is *blown* to the right.

?????????????? No calculus of any kind there, is there ????????????

(Early in the morning so any typos are not my fault.)
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Dave ???? - 24 Oct 2003 19:13 GMT
Howdy malkum!

I never could spel anywhey!

The bullet analogy doesn't work because you have the outer atmosphere
effecting the flow within the system.

Oh well... I couldn't find anything in the index starting with bouy anyway!

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Dave ????
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> >Upthrust - here in the USA we call that bouyency! Is bouyency an
> >international term or just used here in NA?  I'm amazed -- I just looked in
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>
> (Early in the morning so any typos are not my fault.)
M - 24 Oct 2003 21:00 GMT
Dave ©¿©¬ <dave@_nospam_howdydave.com> wrote
>Howdy malkum!
>
>I never could spel anywhey!
>
>The bullet analogy doesn't work because you have the outer atmosphere
>effecting the flow within the system.

Huh?

>Oh well... I couldn't find anything in the index starting with bouy anyway!

Your ISP probably removed the post and sent it to the porno-
investigators. Your name is now on their blacklist.
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Dave ???? - 24 Oct 2003 23:38 GMT
> Your ISP probably removed the post and sent it to the porno-
> investigators. Your name is now on their blacklist.

Howdy Malcom!

huh?

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Dave ???? - 25 Oct 2003 05:29 GMT
Howdy M!

Oh... now I get it.

I was talking about the index in my physics book looking up bouyncee!

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> >Oh well... I couldn't find anything in the index starting with bouy anyway!
>
> Your ISP probably removed the post and sent it to the porno-
> investigators. Your name is now on their blacklist.
Klenow - 22 Oct 2003 05:45 GMT
Does this help at all?  I couldn't figure it out but maybe you can.  :-)

http://www.lightingfacts.com/Four%20way%20switches.html

> But this doesn't tell me how to wire my landing/hall before the
> carpetmen come and seal the floorboards permanently.
M - 22 Oct 2003 12:30 GMT
>Does this help at all?  I couldn't figure it out but maybe you can.  :-)
>
>http://www.lightingfacts.com/Four%20way%20switches.html

Thanks.

I think their '4 way switches' are swap-over switches
which connect input A to output a and input B to output b.

When flipped they will connect  A to b  and B to a.

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Pablo - 22 Oct 2003 08:28 GMT
"> If you want another question.... Designing stair lights (turn on/off
> from top or bottom) with SPDT switches is easy from two places:
> .        ____________
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> DPDT but maybe someone who's worked with these things can say "Easy, all
> you do is...".

G'day malcolm
                _____________  ___________
 _______/ _____________X___________ \_______

This is the basic circuit for intermediate switching where the X denotes a
two way switch or double pole double throw.
pablo

> Looking forwards to your answers. It kept me up for ages last night
> drawing 3D truth tables for my attempts.
M - 22 Oct 2003 11:42 GMT
>G'day malcolm
>                 _____________  ___________
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>two way switch or double pole double throw.
>pablo

Surely a DPDT will have 2 inputs and 4 outputs ?...
.        ______________
_______/ ______________
      :
.      : ______________
_______/ ______________

The circuit I came up with was:

.                 ______________  
.                |                \__________________
.          ______(______________  :                    \
       /        |                :                     \___
_______/         |                :
.                L______________  :    
.                |                \__________________
.          ______|______________
.
.          A                       B                   C

Thunderstorm coming - gotta go.

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M - 22 Oct 2003 12:18 GMT
>>Thunderstorm coming - gotta go.

I knew I'd get it wrong if I didn't have time to check it:

.                 ______________  \
.                |                 \__________________
.          ______(______________   :                    \
.        /       |   |             :                     \___
. ______/        |   |             :
.                |   L__________  \:    
.                |                 \__________________
.          ______|______________  
.
.          A                       B                   C

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Pablo - 23 Oct 2003 08:29 GMT
G'day m,
that's the circuit i used for the intermediate switching in my house. i have
a switch downstairs, a switch at the top of the back stairs and a switch at
the top of the front stairs. the back of the switch has four holes, two
wires in and two wires out.

             _____________  ___________
_______/ _____________X___________ \_______ Position 1

            _____________  __  ___________
_______/ ____________  __  ___________ \_______ Position 2

pablo

> >>Thunderstorm coming - gotta go.
> >
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
> .
> .          A                       B                   C
Bob - 23 Oct 2003 03:58 GMT
"Dave ©¿©¬" wrote:

> Howdy!
>
> Oh... I forgot to say that the displaced air was removed from the sub.
> Answering Bob's question:

That wasn't my question and I took your original question as being a trick
question. If you were just talking about the submarine itself or the submarine +
contents, it would make a difference in the questions.

> Scotty beamed the bird into the sub and beamed the air displaced by the bird
> out of the sub.

What if Scotty beamed 2 tons of lead into the sub?  Would that matter?

> Since the sub is pressurized, the air turbulance caused by it's flapping
> wings would be evenly distributed in all directions, not just as an opposing
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
>
> We went on for more than 40 postings without coming to a definate decision.

Was everyone trying to answer the same question?<g>

> Weight is a function of mass and gravity. Since the bird is in the air, the
> gravity force has been negated.

Huh?

> The mass has definately been increased, but we're talking about the weight,
> not the mass.

What if the sub were in space orbiting the earth?

> Hmmm... curiser and curiser...

That's for sure!

Bob

> Dave ©¿©¬   "Noli illigitemi carborundum decendus"
>
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> > >
> > > Bob
andrew.hannon3 - 09 Nov 2003 14:45 GMT
It will weigh precisely the same!!! Why post this here?
> Howdy!
>
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>
> http://www.howdydave.com
Mary Fisher - 09 Nov 2003 15:09 GMT
> It will weigh precisely the same!!! Why post this here?

Because Dave lives here.

Mary

> > Howdy!
> >
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> >
> > http://www.howdydave.com
Mark Cruger - 09 Nov 2003 15:56 GMT
It will weigh more because the submarines weight will include everything
inside it including the bird.  It makes no differnece whether the bird is
flying sitting etc.

Or that what i think anyway

Isabelle

> It will weigh precisely the same!!! Why post this here?
> > Howdy!
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> >
> > http://www.howdydave.com
Situation_Toasted - 10 Nov 2003 14:04 GMT
It'll way a hell of a lot more. All the water that gets in when you open the
(sealed) hatch to put the bird in will give it a serious flotation problem.

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M - 10 Nov 2003 19:39 GMT
Spotted in an educational newsletter (and flawlessly scanned in by
Textbridge)...

Cold Day In Hell:

The following is an actual question given on University of Washington
chemistry mid-term exam. The answer by one student was so "profound"
that the professor shared it.      

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic
(absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using
Boyle's Law, (gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is
compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we
need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they
are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to
Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how
many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that
exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are
not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are
more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more
than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth
and death rates as they are we can expect the number of souls in Hell to
increase exponentially.

Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's
Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to
stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls
are added. This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls
enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase
until all Hell breaks loose.

2. Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of
souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell
freezes over.

So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Ms. Teresa
Banyan during my first year here, "... that it will be a cold day in
Hell before I award you full marks." and take into account the fact
that I still have not succeeded in obtaining full marks, then, number 2
cannot be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and will not
freeze.

The student received the only "A".

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Dave ???? - 10 Nov 2003 19:56 GMT
Howdy Malcom!

That sounds quite a bit like a psychology exam that I heard about...

For 5 minutes everybody had to sit there with pen in hand and write down
every thought that popped into their head.

Upon reading the exams one of them contained entries like:

This is stupid!
Why the f*** is he making us do this?
That's it, this is so stupid I'm not going to do it anymore!

randomly throughout the list, and then went on it's way.

The student who wrote that in his list was the only one to get an 'A'!

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> Spotted in an educational newsletter (and flawlessly scanned in by
> Textbridge)...
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>
> The student received the only "A".
Situation_Toasted - 10 Nov 2003 21:12 GMT
That doesn't really get to the underlying question. Do I wear shorts/t-shirt
or thermal underwear when I die?

> Spotted in an educational newsletter (and flawlessly scanned in by
> Textbridge)...
[quoted text clipped - 45 lines]
>
> The student received the only "A".
Mary Fisher - 10 Nov 2003 21:19 GMT
> That doesn't really get to the underlying question. Do I wear shorts/t-shirt
> or thermal underwear when I die?

I realise that you're asking a very profound question related to the Hell
essay and I have no answer to that - you'll have to make a decision for
yourself.

Go on - you can do it if you try really hard.

But despite all that you reminded me that the other day I asked Spouse what
he'd like to wear to be buried in. We take part in period events so have kit
in Roman, Viking, Norman, C15th, Georgian and Victorian/Edwardian so the
question was relevant.

He said his boiler suit.

That's very fitting too, he spends more time in that than any other outfit,
making and mending.

It might be suitable for Hell too - not that he'll be going there unless he
visits me.

Mary
Dave ???? - 10 Nov 2003 22:25 GMT
Howdy Mary!

re:  I asked Spouse what he'd like to wear to be buried in.

That's a tough one... you see, I'm a body donor. They will probably be
disecting me in anatomy 101 (or something of the sort) at a medical school
for 2 or 3 years.

Once they have finished with me all of my clothes will be out of fashion!

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gaross - 10 Nov 2003 23:17 GMT
> Howdy Mary!
> re:  I asked Spouse what he'd like to wear to be buried in.
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
> "Noli illigitemi carborundum decendus"
> http://www.howdydave.com

* G:  They're started ALREADY??!   :-<  ...   "Cheap shots 2/ dollar" ....
//
Mary Fisher - 11 Nov 2003 18:32 GMT
> Howdy Mary!
>
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> disecting me in anatomy 101 (or something of the sort) at a medical school
> for 2 or 3 years.

So am I. But they probably won't want me now.

> Once they have finished with me all of my clothes will be out of fashion!

Will you still be clothed when they've finished with you?

Mary
M - 11 Nov 2003 19:34 GMT
>> Howdy Mary!
>>
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>
>So am I. But they probably won't want me now.

It makes sense for everyone on this NG with Ep to be a body donor
because the more they can find out about our particular brains the
better. Actually, with my memory problems, the more things *I* could
find about my brain the better it would be for me - I forgot my bank PIN
the other day and I've been using it since Cashpoints first came out in
the Seventies!

My MedicAlert contains the addendum: "All organs available for
transplant or, if found unsuitable, for research."

I doubt anything could be used for donation because they won't even take
my blood anymore. But surely there's a place on the Net where I could
sell other parts - (vgc, good handling, low mileage, one careful owner).

Or maybe I should add an extra "or, if found unsuitable, for McDonalds."
at the end?

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Mary Fisher - 11 Nov 2003 21:33 GMT
> Or maybe I should add an extra "or, if found unsuitable, for McDonalds."
> at the end?

LOL!

It won't matter to me, I never eat at McD's.

Mary
Pablo - 11 Nov 2003 07:35 GMT
good question. what does today's downwardly mobile cadaver wear to fit in
with the latest fashions? does  christian dior have range which would be
chic for these occasions?
pablo

> That doesn't really get to the underlying question. Do I wear shorts/t-shirt
> or thermal underwear when I die?
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> >
> > The student received the only "A".
Mary Fisher - 11 Nov 2003 21:34 GMT
> good question. what does today's downwardly mobile cadaver wear to fit in
> with the latest fashions? does  christian dior have range which would be
> chic for these occasions?
> pablo

Pablo, Christian Dior has joined them.

Mary
M - 11 Nov 2003 22:02 GMT
>> good question. what does today's downwardly mobile cadaver wear to fit in
>> with the latest fashions? does  christian dior have range which would be
>> chic for these occasions?
>> pablo
>
>Pablo, Christian Dior has joined them.

Well, what did _he_ wear then?

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Mary Fisher - 12 Nov 2003 18:11 GMT
> >> good question. what does today's downwardly mobile cadaver wear to fit in
> >> with the latest fashions? does  christian dior have range which would be
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>
> Well, what did _he_ wear then?

didn't you see it?

A natty little black shroud, casket-line.

Mary
Pablo - 12 Nov 2003 06:34 GMT
well now you know how up with today's latest fashions i am!
pablo

> > good question. what does today's downwardly mobile cadaver wear to fit in
> > with the latest fashions? does  christian dior have range which would be
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>
> Mary
Dave ???? - 12 Nov 2003 17:08 GMT
Howdy Pablo!

Guess I'll just have to wear my old bib Levi's and you can wear whatever,
eh?

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> well now you know how up with today's latest fashions i am!
> pablo
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> >
> > Mary
M - 12 Nov 2003 17:48 GMT
Dave ©¿©¬ <dave@_nospam_howdydave.com> wrote
>Howdy Pablo!
>
>Guess I'll just have to wear my old bib Levi's and you can wear whatever,
>eh?

Nah. Be eco-friendly. Recycle your clothes at the local charity shop and
be buried starkers.

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Mary Fisher - 12 Nov 2003 18:12 GMT
> >Howdy Pablo!
> >
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> Nah. Be eco-friendly. Recycle your clothes at the local charity shop and
> be buried starkers.

That's what I plan - if the hospital doesn't want me.

Most of my clothes come from the charity shops anyway, except those we make.
Pablo - 12 Nov 2003 20:04 GMT
g'day dave,
so you think i should dig out the old flares and the paisley shirt?
pablo
> Howdy Pablo!
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Mary Fisher - 12 Nov 2003 21:58 GMT
> g'day dave,
> so you think i should dig out the old flares and the paisley shirt?
> pablo

Ooh yes! Send a picture :-)

Remove the b.

Mary
Dave ???? - 13 Nov 2003 04:43 GMT
Howdy Mary!

Is it just my technical writer mindset (which usually is erroniously assumed
to be perversion)... or is there a double/treble meaning buried somewhere
within that "Remove the b."?
(Should that be: Remove the ".b."?

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> > g'day dave,
> > so you think i should dig out the old flares and the paisley shirt?
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> Mary
Mary Fisher - 13 Nov 2003 18:17 GMT
> Howdy Mary!
>
> Is it just my technical writer mindset (which usually is erroniously assumed
> to be perversion)... or is there a double/treble meaning buried somewhere
> within that "Remove the b."?
> (Should that be: Remove the ".b."?

I've absolutely no idea what you're talking about :-)

Unless it's that there's no point in replying to mary.b.fisher, I THINK it's
mary.fisher ...

Mary

> > > g'day dave,
> > > so you think i should dig out the old flares and the paisley shirt?
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> >
> > Mary
Mikey - 03 Jan 2004 05:55 GMT
>Spotted in an educational newsletter (and flawlessly scanned in by
>Textbridge)...
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>
>The student received the only "A".

And well he should have!

There is nothing more precious among us then intellectuals with senses
of humor....(especially when said humor exposes such a well grounded
grasp of the arguments involved)   ;-)

My kinda guy! Or girl, whatever....

PS: I know the thread is dead after the few months here in existant.
     But I enjoyed it and answered anyway.
Dave ???? - 10 Nov 2003 19:58 GMT
Howdy Andrew!

It was originally posted with an "OT" on the subject line.

HOWEVER

One thing to remember... with some of the drugs that a lot of us take for
our epilepsy it is absolutely essential to get a little bit of exercise in
order to prevent brain-rot from setting in!

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> It will weigh precisely the same!!! Why post this here?
> > Howdy!
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> > http://www.howdydave.com
 
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