I copied this reply to a post, from sci.med.nutrition and had a right good
giggle.
You might find it makes you laugh too.
Hugh.
----- Original Message -----
From: "Tunderbar" <tdcomeau@gmail.com>
Newsgroups: sci.med.nutrition
Sent: Wednesday, May 02, 2007 6:59 PM
Subject: Re: 15 best diet tips
OK, I wasn't going to respond to this but there is just too much crap
in the post to ignore.
On May 2, 10:52 am, "R C & M S" <tanma...@san.rr.com> wrote:
> --
>
> Experts share their top tips for weight loss success.
> By Kathleen M. Zelman, LD, RD, MPH
> WebMD Weight Loss Clinic-Feature
> Reviewed by Louise Chang, MD
> Everyone knows the keys to losing weight: Eat less and exercise more.
> Sounds
> simple enough, but in the context of real life and its demands, it can be
> anything but simple. So how do successful losers do it? To find out, WebMD
> asked experts across the country for their best diet tips.
>
> Here's what they said:
>
> Best Diet Tip No. 1: Drink plenty of water or other calorie-free
> beverages.
> People sometimes confuse thirst with hunger. So you can end up eating
> extra
> calories when an ice-cold glass of water is really what you need.
>
> "If you don't like plain water, try adding citrus or a splash of juice, or
> brew infused teas like mango or peach, which have lots of flavor but no
> calories," says Cynthia Sass, RD, a spokeswoman for the American Dietetic
> Association.
>
> Best Diet Tip No. 2: Think about what you can add to your diet, not what
> you
> should take away.
> Start by focusing on getting the recommended 5-9 servings of fruits and
> vegetables each day.
>
> "It sounds like a lot, but it is well worth it, because at the same time
> you
> are meeting your fiber goals and feeling more satisfied from the volume of
> food," says chef Laura Pansiero, RD.
>
> You're also less likely to overeat because fruits and vegetables displace
> fat in the diet. And that's not to mention the health benefits of fruits
> and
> vegetables. More than 200 studies have documented the disease-preventing
> qualities of phytochemicals found in produce, says Pansiero.
>
> Her suggestion for getting more: Work vegetables into meals instead of
> just
> serving them as sides on a plate.
>
> "I love to take seasonal vegetables and make stir-fries, frittatas,
> risotto,
> pilafs, soups, or layer on sandwiches," Pansiero says. "It is so easy to
> buy
> a variety of vegetables and incorporate them into dishes."
>
> Best Diet Tip No. 3: Consider whether you're really hungry.
> Whenever you feel like eating, look for physical signs of hunger, suggests
> Michelle May, MD, author of Am I Really Hungry?
>
> "Hunger is your body's way of telling you that you need fuel, so when a
> craving doesn't come from hunger, eating will never satisfy it," she says.
>
> When you're done eating, you should feel better -- not stuffed, bloated,
> or
> tired.
>
> "Your stomach is only the size of your fist, so it takes just a handful of
> food to fill it comfortably," says Mays.
>
> Keeping your portions reasonable will help you get more in touch with your
> feelings of hunger and fullness.
>
> Best Diet Tip No. 4: Be choosy about nighttime snacks.
> Mindless eating occurs most frequently after dinner, when you finally sit
> down and relax.
>
> "Sitting down with a bag of chips or cookies in front of the television is
> an example of eating amnesia, where you mindlessly eat without being
> hungry,
> but out of habit," says American Dietetic Association spokesperson Malena
> Perdomo, RD.
>
> Either close down the kitchen after a certain hour, or allow yourself a
> low-calorie snack, like a 100-calorie pack of cookies or a half-cup scoop
> of
> low-fat ice cream. Once you find that you're usually satisfied with the
> low-cal snack, try a cup of zero-calorie tea, suggests Perdomo.
This diet expert is recommending a snack of cookies or ice-cream.
f.cking moron.
> Best Diet Tip No. 5: Enjoy your favorite foods.
> "I think putting your favorite foods off limits leads to weight gain
> because
> it triggers 'rebound' overeating," says Sass.
>
> Instead of cutting out your favorite foods altogether, be a slim shopper.
> Buy one fresh bakery cookie instead of a box, or a small portion of candy
> from the bulk bins instead of a whole bag.
Again with the frikkin' cookies. Eat no cookies. Eat no sugars. Eat no
refined carbs. After a couple of weeks you will no longer crave them
and will not miss them. In fact, when you eat refined carbs you will
feel like crap and know it.
> "You can enjoy your favorite foods, but you must do so in moderation,"
> says
> Sass
>
> Best Diet Tip No. 6: Enjoy your treats away from home.
> When you need a treat, Ellie Krieger, RD, host of Food Network's Healthy
> Appetite, suggests taking a walk to your local ice cream parlor or
> planning
> a family outing.
>
> "By making it into an adventure, you don't have to worry about the
> temptation of having treats in the house, and it is a fun and pleasurable
> way to make it work when you are trying to lose weight," says Krieger.
Eat properly and you will be satiated and not likely to eat between
meals. And skip the carbs for a few weeks and you will not crave them.
And if you eat ice cream, make it full fat to mitigate the carb
absorption spike (ie. GI).
> And for those times you just can't get out? Krieger stocks her kitchen
> with
> fresh fruit, which she thinks can be every bit as delicious as any other
> dessert.
>
> Best Diet Tip No. 7: Eat several mini-meals during the day.
> If you eat fewer calories than you burn, you will lose weight. But when
> you're hungry all the time, eating fewer calories can be challenging.
>
> "Studies show people who eat 4-5 meals or snacks per day are better able
> to
> control their appetite and weight," says obesity researcher Rebecca
> Reeves,
> DrPH, RD.
Atkins et al. always suggested 4 to 5 satiating resaonable sized
meals.
> She recommends dividing your daily calories into smaller meals or snacks
> and
> enjoying as many of them as you can early in the day -- dinner should be
> the
> last time you eat.
>
> Best Diet Tip No. 8: Eat protein at every meal.
> Protein is more satisfying than carbohydrates or fats, and thus may be the
> new secret weapon in weight control.
High (comparatively speaking) protein meals with copious amounts of
healthy animal fats are healthy and will fill you up thus allow your
body to self regulate calorie intake like we evolved to do.
> "Diets higher in protein [and] moderate in carbs, along with a lifestyle
> of
> regular exercise, have an excellent potential to help weight loss," says
> University of Illinois protein researcher Donald Layman, PhD.
No sh.t sherlock. Now what were you saying about cookies for a snack?
Have you ever heard about "experts" giving confusing and contrary
advice? Geez.
> Getting enough protein helps preserve muscle mass and encourages fat
> burning
> while keeping you feeling full. So be sure to include healthy protein
> sources, like yogurt, cheese, nuts, or beans, at meals and snacks.
Meat, eggs, cheese, fish, chicken.....
> Best Diet Tip No. 9: Spice it up.
> Add spices or chiles to your food for a flavor boost that can help you
> feel
> satisfied.
>
> "Food that is loaded with flavor will stimulate your taste buds and be
> more
> satisfying so you won't eat as much," says Perdomo.
Bullshit. Flavour is not what satiates you. Fat, protein and whole
food carb foods do.
> When you need something sweet, suck on a red-hot fireball candy for a
> long-lasting burst of sweetness with just a few calories.
Right. If you crave sweets, suck on sugar, that'll prime you nicely
for another craving an hour down the road. If you crave sweets, don't
give in to it. After a few weeks, the cravings will go away.
> Best Diet Tip No. 10: Stock your kitchen with healthy convenience foods.
> Having ready-to-eat snacks and meals-in-minutes staples on hand sets you
> up
> for success. You'll be less likely to hit the drive-through or call in a
> pizza order if you can make a healthy meal in 5 or 10 minutes.
>
> Sass stocks her kitchen with:
>
> a.. 94% fat-free microwave popcorn (20-25 calories per cup, and you can
> make it in two minutes or less)
> b.. Frozen vegetables
> c.. Bags of pre-washed greens
> d.. Canned diced tomatoes
> e.. Canned beans
> f.. Whole-grain wraps or pitas
> g.. Pre-cooked grilled chicken breasts
> h.. A few containers of pre-cooked brown rice
> Within minutes, she can toss together a healthy medley.
Convenient foods = manufactured nutrient-deficient crap. Real food
takes effort. Not as much as would prevent you from eating properly,
but effort nonetheless. Make it a family endeavour, include the kids,
teach them how to cook real food. Food is life, make it part of your
life.
> Best Diet Tip No. 11: Order children's portions at restaurants.
> "When you are eating out, order a child's pizza or a small sandwich as an
> easy way to trim calories and get your portions under control," suggest
> Perdomo.
Pizza is crap food. How about you skip entirely or order the thin
crust with lots of real food toppings?
> Another trick is to use smaller plates. This helps the portions look like
> more, and if your mind is satisfied, your stomach likely will be, too.
Or more satiating foods. Real foods naturally satiates you thus
naturally limiting the quantity of food you eat.
> Best Diet Tip No. 12: Eat foods in season.
> "If you don't love certain fruits or vegetables, it could be because you
> ate
> them out of season when they have little taste or flavor," says Pensiero.
> "When you eat seasonally, fruits and vegetables are more flavorful, at
> their
> best, and I promise you won't be disappointed."
The only good tip in the whole crap load of bullshit. eat real foods
when they are the freshest. That should be the corner stone of any
healthy diet.
> At GiGi's Trattoria, her restaurant in Rhinebeck, N.Y., she serves simple
> fruit desserts, like naturally sweet strawberries topped with aged
> balsamic
> vinegar, or low-fat yogurt or fresh berries in a compote.
>
> Best Diet Tip No. 13: Swap a cup of pasta for a cup of vegetables.
> Simply by eating less pasta or bread and more veggies, you could lose a
> dress or pants size in a year.
How about cut all the refined nutrient deficient white flour and white
sugar products entirely. You won't miss them and the pounds will just
melt off.
> "You can save from 100-200 calories if you reduce the portion of starch
> on
> your plate and increase the amount of vegetables," says Sass.
>
> Best Diet Tip No. 14: Use non-food alternatives to cope with stress.
> Sooner or later, you're going to be faced with a stressful situation.
> Instead of turning to food for comfort, be prepared with some non-food
> tactics that work for you.
How about you just eat real food that actually satiates you instead of
trying some touchy feely gobbledy gook nonsense.
> Sass suggests reading a few chapters in a novel, listening to music,
> writing
> in a journal, practicing meditative deep breathing, or looking at a photo
> album of loved ones.
>
> Best Diet Tip No. 15: Be physically active.
No sh.t sherlock. just don't expect to do X amount of exercise and
lose Y amount of weight. It just does not work that way. Build up a
healthy lean body mass and cardio-vascular strength.
> Although it may seem counterintuitive, don't use exercise either to punish
> yourself for eating or to "earn" the right to eat more.
>
> "When you do, it sets up a negative thought pattern, which is why so many
> people say they hate to exercise," says Mays.
>
> Instead, focus on how great you feel, how much better you sleep and how
> much
> more energy you have when you exercise. Physical activity is good for you
> whether you are trying to lose weight or not, so keep it positive and
> build
> a lifelong habit.
A lot of useless filler there. Not much that actually makes sense in
the real world. Calories mean squat. More than 95% od people on low-
fat/low-calorie diets FAIL.
Nicky - 03 May 2007 12:33 GMT
>I copied this reply to a post, from sci.med.nutrition and had a right good
>giggle.
>You might find it makes you laugh too.
This Tunderbar sounds my kind of guy : )
Nicky.
T2 dx 05/04 + underactive thyroid
D&E, 100ug thyroxine
Last A1c 5.5% BMI 25