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Viagra doesn't work for me.. (Not an ad.)

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Donnie - 02 Oct 2005 20:55 GMT
Viagra doesn't do it for me so this weekend my doctor gave me some
tablets that work for 36 hours.

And boy do they work

Just wait til I tell my wife :)

fastmoggy - 02 Oct 2005 21:26 GMT
> Viagra doesn't do it for me so this weekend my doctor gave me some
> tablets that work for 36 hours.
>
> And boy do they work
>
> Just wait til I tell my wife :)

Yeah yeah yeah!

So being a diabetic and unfaithful not a problem then!
Go spam somewhere else like get lost.com
Donnie - 02 Oct 2005 21:42 GMT
>> Viagra doesn't do it for me so this weekend my doctor gave me some
>> tablets that work for 36 hours.
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
>So being a diabetic and unfaithful not a problem then!
>Go spam somewhere else like get lost.com

Oh, this is "Diabetics With No Sense Of Humour.com"

My mistake.

fastmoggy - 02 Oct 2005 22:03 GMT
>>> Viagra doesn't do it for me so this weekend my doctor gave me some
>>> tablets that work for 36 hours.
[quoted text clipped - 11 lines]
>
> My mistake.

I have a great 'sense of humour'!
Just explain to the group your original statement.
We are all eyes!
Donnie - 02 Oct 2005 22:15 GMT
>>>> Viagra doesn't do it for me so this weekend my doctor gave me some
>>>> tablets that work for 36 hours.
[quoted text clipped - 15 lines]
>Just explain to the group your original statement.
>We are all eyes!

Look up nine lines. See the  " :) "?

This generally denotes a JOKE.

A joke is meant to make one laugh. Something that is considered GOOD.

Especially for Diabetics.

Please reply again, I love this battle of wits.

fastmoggy - 02 Oct 2005 22:57 GMT
>>>>> Viagra doesn't do it for me so this weekend my doctor gave me some
>>>>> tablets that work for 36 hours.
[quoted text clipped - 25 lines]
>
> Please reply again, I love this battle of wits.

My wits must have had the day off!
Not been a good day for me with rising numbers..average 4's to a good ole
6.0 BFL's
Im sure my humour will return but if your giving free samples put me down
for a shed load!
Donnie - 03 Oct 2005 17:44 GMT
>>>>>> Viagra doesn't do it for me so this weekend my doctor gave me some
>>>>>> tablets that work for 36 hours.
[quoted text clipped - 31 lines]
>Im sure my humour will return but if your giving free samples put me down
>for a shed load!

Okay, an honest mistake. I forget the name of the tablet, but this
sort of dysfunction does spoil normal life and Viagra just gives me a
headache. (Then again so does my wife :) ) *

'Fraid I can't sell you any but it does do what it says on the can.

Donnie

* I'M JOKING!!! (Honest m'dear.)

Beav - 03 Oct 2005 00:40 GMT
>>>>> Viagra doesn't do it for me so this weekend my doctor gave me some
>>>>> tablets that work for 36 hours.
[quoted text clipped - 19 lines]
>
> This generally denotes a JOKE.

Your original post didn't need any smiley Donnie. Even my wife thought it
was a cute joke and she's not even an English speaker (as her mother tongue
that is) so she didn't think a smiley was needed either.

> A joke is meant to make one laugh. Something that is considered GOOD.
>
> Especially for Diabetics.
>
> Please reply again, I love this battle of wits.

I'm beginning to think a major "Whoooshing" is taking place with Mr
Fastmoggy. Maybe we shouold go and kick the crap out of his pussy? :-)

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Donnie - 03 Oct 2005 17:46 GMT
>>>>>> Viagra doesn't do it for me so this weekend my doctor gave me some
>>>>>> tablets that work for 36 hours.
[quoted text clipped - 32 lines]
>I'm beginning to think a major "Whoooshing" is taking place with Mr
>Fastmoggy. Maybe we shouold go and kick the crap out of his pussy? :-)

Hmm not I'm please to say necessary. Anyone can make an honest
mistake. Especially on a Sunday night before Monday morning :)


Beav - 03 Oct 2005 00:37 GMT
>>>> Viagra doesn't do it for me so this weekend my doctor gave me some
>>>> tablets that work for 36 hours.
[quoted text clipped - 15 lines]
> Just explain to the group your original statement.
> We are all eyes!

Don't speak for me. I'm not all eyes, I've got a sense of humour too.

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Beav - 03 Oct 2005 00:37 GMT
>> Viagra doesn't do it for me so this weekend my doctor gave me some
>> tablets that work for 36 hours.
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
> So being a diabetic and unfaithful not a problem then!
> Go spam somewhere else like get lost.com

So if this is spamming, what's he selling then?

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fastmoggy - 03 Oct 2005 01:00 GMT
>>> Viagra doesn't do it for me so this weekend my doctor gave me some
>>> tablets that work for 36 hours.
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
>
> So if this is spamming, what's he selling then?

These days it's hard to tell! but as ive said
>>Im sure my humour will return but if your giving free samples put me down
for a shed load!
So there you have it i was WRONG!
Mail box full of similar stuff today :-0
But i also have a sense of humour honest!!! It just went south for the
winter! Unlike my kat which is hiding on top of the roof.
here kitty kitty.
Donnie - 03 Oct 2005 17:47 GMT
>>>> Viagra doesn't do it for me so this weekend my doctor gave me some
>>>> tablets that work for 36 hours.
[quoted text clipped - 18 lines]
>winter! Unlike my kat which is hiding on top of the roof.
>here kitty kitty.

Umm the tablets are for humans only.

Just a little warning.

Beav - 05 Oct 2005 12:31 GMT
>>>> Viagra doesn't do it for me so this weekend my doctor gave me some
>>>> tablets that work for 36 hours.
[quoted text clipped - 13 lines]
>>>Im sure my humour will return but if your giving free samples put me down
> for a shed load!

I'll burn a CD :-)

> So there you have it i was WRONG!

Hehhe. At least you've not got your kecks in a twist.

> Mail box full of similar stuff today :-0

What, humour or whinging gets waffling on and on and on and on...:-)

> But i also have a sense of humour honest!!! It just went south for the
> winter!

I can feel it happening with me soon. When the weather turns to sh.t, so
does my snese of humour.

Unlike my kat which is hiding on top of the roof.

I know, I kicked it up there:)

> here kitty kitty.

Don't tempt providence.

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Peter C - 03 Oct 2005 13:24 GMT
> So if this is spamming, what's he selling then?

Cialis by the sound of it.
Donnie - 03 Oct 2005 17:49 GMT
>> So if this is spamming, what's he selling then?
>
>Cialis by the sound of it.

That's the one, and it's confusingly spelled in a similar fashion to
CyClean, with which I clean my contact lenses.

I shudder to think what will happen if I mix them up !

Andy Hall - 04 Oct 2005 22:49 GMT
>>> So if this is spamming, what's he selling then?
>>
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>
>I shudder to think what will happen if I mix them up !

I expect that your eyes would pop out of your head....

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Beav - 03 Oct 2005 00:36 GMT
> Viagra doesn't do it for me so this weekend my doctor gave me some
> tablets that work for 36 hours.
>
> And boy do they work
>
> Just wait til I tell my wife :)

Good one Donnie:-)

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Fester - 03 Oct 2005 08:09 GMT
>>Viagra doesn't do it for me so this weekend my doctor gave me some
>>tablets that work for 36 hours.
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>
> Good one Donnie:-)

It could have been a 36 hour ham shandy ... you just never know :-)
Donnie - 03 Oct 2005 17:50 GMT
>>>Viagra doesn't do it for me so this weekend my doctor gave me some
>>>tablets that work for 36 hours.
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
>
>It could have been a 36 hour ham shandy ... you just never know :-)

"Ham Shandy" ? Sorry.


Fester - 03 Oct 2005 19:16 GMT
>>>>Viagra doesn't do it for me so this weekend my doctor gave me some
>>>>tablets that work for 36 hours.
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
>
>  

lol playing with oneself ;)
Donnie - 03 Oct 2005 21:24 GMT
>>>>>Viagra doesn't do it for me so this weekend my doctor gave me some
>>>>>tablets that work for 36 hours.
[quoted text clipped - 12 lines]
>
>lol playing with oneself ;)

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww

Steve E. - 04 Oct 2005 05:10 GMT
>"Ham Shandy" ? Sorry.

Known as "Ham Shank" in these here parts <G>.

Cheers

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Beav - 05 Oct 2005 12:32 GMT
>>>Viagra doesn't do it for me so this weekend my doctor gave me some
>>>tablets that work for 36 hours.
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
>
> It could have been a 36 hour ham shandy ... you just never know :-)

Better than a ham shank that:-)

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Donnie - 03 Oct 2005 17:51 GMT
>Viagra doesn't do it for me so this weekend my doctor gave me some
>tablets that work for 36 hours.
>
>And boy do they work
>
>Just wait til I tell my wife :)

I have three tablets left. That's enough til Saturday morning.

This may be my last post.

Bill H - 03 Oct 2005 18:35 GMT
> This may be my last post.

I should stop diggin' yourself in deeper, mate.
Donnie - 03 Oct 2005 21:25 GMT
>> This may be my last post.
>
>I should stop diggin' yourself in deeper, mate.

My dear wife said much the same...

(I shall stop now.)

Beav - 05 Oct 2005 12:39 GMT
>>> This may be my last post.
>>
>>I should stop diggin' yourself in deeper, mate.
>
> My dear wife said much the same...

Actually, what she said was "Lift up your jib, you're in the sh.t" :-)

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Linker3000 - 04 Oct 2005 00:19 GMT
>>Viagra doesn't do it for me so this weekend my doctor gave me some
>>tablets that work for 36 hours.
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
> This may be my last post.
>  

You are not supposed to take them on a daily basis - if you die because
of it, it's a real pain getting the coffin lid shut.
Donnie - 04 Oct 2005 17:04 GMT
>>>Viagra doesn't do it for me so this weekend my doctor gave me some
>>>tablets that work for 36 hours.
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
>You are not supposed to take them on a daily basis - if you die because
>of it, it's a real pain getting the coffin lid shut.

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

JPG - 04 Oct 2005 09:49 GMT
>Viagra doesn't do it for me so this weekend my doctor gave me some
>tablets that work for 36 hours.
>
>And boy do they work
>
>Just wait til I tell my wife :)

I suppose you are wearing a kaftan to hide the marquee?
Donnie - 04 Oct 2005 17:05 GMT
>>Viagra doesn't do it for me so this weekend my doctor gave me some
>>tablets that work for 36 hours.
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>
>I suppose you are wearing a kaftan to hide the marquee?

I love these subtle ones!

Lemme get back to you with a snappy instant one liner :)

Juliet Papa Golf - 04 Oct 2005 22:12 GMT
>>>Viagra doesn't do it for me so this weekend my doctor gave me some
>>>tablets that work for 36 hours.
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
>
>Lemme get back to you with a snappy instant one liner :)

Pole-vault to the other end of the room and get yourself a stiff
drink.
Donnie - 05 Oct 2005 17:19 GMT
>>>>Viagra doesn't do it for me so this weekend my doctor gave me some
>>>>tablets that work for 36 hours.
[quoted text clipped - 11 lines]
>Pole-vault to the other end of the room and get yourself a stiff
>drink.

I was just about to say that. :)

Pete - 06 Oct 2005 11:57 GMT
>On Tue, 04 Oct 2005 22:12:57 +0100, Juliet Papa Golf <me@privacy.net>
>>On Tue, 04 Oct 2005 17:05:45 +0100, Donnie <donnieitaly@fastmail.fm>
>>>>>Viagra doesn't do it for me so this weekend my doctor gave me some
>>>>>tablets that work for 36 hours.

>>>>>And boy do they work
>>>>>Just wait til I tell my wife :)
>>>>I suppose you are wearing a kaftan to hide the marquee?
>>>I love these subtle ones!

>>>Lemme get back to you with a snappy instant one liner :)
>>Pole-vault to the other end of the room and get yourself a stiff
>>drink.

>I was just about to say that. :)

Make sure you get prescribed Prosac as well then if you
don't get it up ......... you don't care!!
Donnie - 06 Oct 2005 17:05 GMT
>>On Tue, 04 Oct 2005 22:12:57 +0100, Juliet Papa Golf <me@privacy.net>
>>>On Tue, 04 Oct 2005 17:05:45 +0100, Donnie <donnieitaly@fastmail.fm>
[quoted text clipped - 14 lines]
>Make sure you get prescribed Prosac as well then if you
>don't get it up ......... you don't care!!

LOL


 
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