I, The Resplendent Dr. Benton Q. Ningning MD,PhD,LAN

Blinger of Faith and Wholesome Fruitiness to sci.med and alt.support
gloups, pleased announce you all destin ETERNAL HELL FIRE!  Woo! Sound
hot!  Even Ningning impressed.

This specially for ignorant neighbour who let cat do number 2 on
Ningning front lawn, also ding dongs like nitwit 2PD Hucksters.
Anyway, have unmentionable 2008th year, because 8th Seal Broken and
Universe disappear like small turd in diaper before April unless
Ningning hear different from Holly Boast.

Meantime, you need know NOMER plan.  You send money, I general
information Big Three limbo you instead nasty fire torment.
Personally, Ningning think God too soft.

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God give hunger
Devil say hunger bad
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