It has been learned today that the Mableton Georgia Sperm Bank has
filed for bankruptcy.  It seems that "Ejac" Chung's 2 million dollars
guarantee is from sales of his sperm from his self-activity to the
Mableton Georgia Sperm Bank and since no woman wants Ejac's sperm, the
Sperm Bank cannot sell it so has gone broke.  Numerous communities
have refused using their land fill sites for all the sperm as they do
not want their land contaminated.  The solution of this may cause many
sticky problems.

n a break with years traditions and long held Church principles, the
Pope announced that any woman impregnated with Chung's sperm from the
Mableton Sperm Bank, should have an abortion.

The Pope said, "if only Chung's mother had had an abortion, the world
would be a better place"

There is support from all over the world for the Pope's stand on
abortion for any women with Chung's sperm.