The following five headlines are proof positive that a total and
absolute gun ban must be imposed upon the violent American cowboys. They
are killing more people than war, aids, and hunger combined!!!
Woman violently murders man, cuts him up, flushes him down toilet
http://www.javno.com/en/world/clanak.php?id=112544
Man violently murders woman, cuts her up, prepars her for dinner
http://www.winknews.com/news/weird/13509252.html
Slow service leads to bloody, violent rampage
http://www.theage.com.au/news/national/restaurant-complaint-leads-to-killing/200
8/01/09/1199554704743.html
Sensless gore and bloodthirst exhibited in murder
http://www.nj.com/southjersey/index.ssf/2008/01/woman_stabbed_to_death_in_camd.html
24 arrested after brutally violent blugeoning party
http://afp.google.com/article/ALeqM5iprLmb8jUBbOSpRYhCO3HCIeNFDA
Dimetrodon - 09 Jan 2008 16:27 GMT
> The following five headlines are proof positive that a total and
> absolute gun ban must be imposed
I hope they blow your f.cking head off.
Michael Gray - 09 Jan 2008 23:23 GMT
>> The following five headlines are proof positive that a total and
>> absolute gun ban must be imposed
>
>I hope they blow your f.cking head off.
Let me guess: You must be a US citizen, and a dangerous gun owning
red-neck.
Ankylosaurus - 10 Jan 2008 00:15 GMT
>>> The following five headlines are proof positive that a total and
>>> absolute gun ban must be imposed
>> I hope they blow your f.cking head off.
>
> Let me guess: You must be a US citizen, and a dangerous gun owning
> red-neck.
And you must be a target...
Michael Gray - 10 Jan 2008 02:58 GMT
>>>> The following five headlines are proof positive that a total and
>>>> absolute gun ban must be imposed
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>
>And you must be a target...
The cretinous morons are creeping out of the woodwork now in droves.
Freedom Is Not Free - 10 Jan 2008 03:10 GMT
>>>>> The following five headlines are proof positive that a total and
>>>>> absolute gun ban must be imposed
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
>
>The cretinous morons are creeping out of the woodwork now in droves.
ALL guns are banned in Washington DC. No private citizen can legally
own a gun there. Gun related crimes are amongst the highest in the
entire USA in Washington DC.
Michael Gray - 10 Jan 2008 05:11 GMT
>>>>>> The following five headlines are proof positive that a total and
>>>>>> absolute gun ban must be imposed
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>own a gun there. Gun related crimes are amongst the highest in the
>entire USA in Washington DC.
And this suspect factoid supposed to excuse the viciously ignorant
comments that have been posted by murderous rednecks?
Ankylosaurus - 10 Jan 2008 05:09 GMT
>>>>> The following five headlines are proof positive that a total and
>>>>> absolute gun ban must be imposed
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>
> The cretinous morons are creeping out of the woodwork now in droves.
I called Orkin.
Michael Gray - 10 Jan 2008 08:50 GMT
>>>>>> The following five headlines are proof positive that a total and
>>>>>> absolute gun ban must be imposed
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
>
>I called Orkin.
WTF?
Ankylosaurus - 11 Jan 2008 00:03 GMT
>>>>>>> The following five headlines are proof positive that a total and
>>>>>>> absolute gun ban must be imposed
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
>
> WTF?
EXTERMINATE!
Michael Gray - 11 Jan 2008 07:29 GMT
>>>>>>>> The following five headlines are proof positive that a total and
>>>>>>>> absolute gun ban must be imposed
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>
>EXTERMINATE!
I now no longer wonder why you have chosen to hide behind the name of
an extinct brainless cold-blooded reptile.
Triceratops - 11 Jan 2008 16:41 GMT
>>>>>>>>> The following five headlines are proof positive that a total and
>>>>>>>>> absolute gun ban must be imposed
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> I now no longer wonder why you have chosen to hide behind the name of
> an extinct brainless cold-blooded reptile.
Why thank you mistress, EXTERMINATE!
Seth Hammond - 10 Jan 2008 16:47 GMT
>>>>> The following five headlines are proof positive that a total and
>>>>> absolute gun ban must be imposed
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
>
> The cretinous morons are creeping out of the woodwork now in droves.
And we're armed. You?
Michael Gray - 10 Jan 2008 23:58 GMT
>>>>>> The following five headlines are proof positive that a total and
>>>>>> absolute gun ban must be imposed
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
>
>And we're armed. You?
Another mindless threat.
How very unsurprising.
Triceratops - 11 Jan 2008 00:03 GMT
>>>>>> The following five headlines are proof positive that a total and
>>>>>> absolute gun ban must be imposed
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
>
> And we're armed.
You'll die quickly.
Larry in AZ - 09 Jan 2008 17:01 GMT
Waiving the right to remain silent, Gordon Knott
<gordon.knott@no.more.guns> said:
> The following five headlines are proof positive that a total and
> absolute gun ban must be imposed upon the violent American cowboys. They
> are killing more people than war, aids, and hunger combined!!!
>
> Woman violently murders man, cuts him up, flushes him down toilet
> http://www.javno.com/en/world/clanak.php?id=112544
No mention of a gun, and it's it Germany, you moron.
> Man violently murders woman, cuts her up, prepars her for dinner
> http://www.winknews.com/news/weird/13509252.html
No gun. He clubbed her on her head. You're doing pretty poorly so far,
stupid.
> Slow service leads to bloody, violent rampage
> http://www.theage.com.au/news/national/restaurant-complaint-leads-to-kill
> ing/2008/01/09/1199554704743.html
That's in Australia with a knife.
You're a total a.shole.

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Robibnikoff - 09 Jan 2008 17:42 GMT
> The following five headlines are proof positive that a total and absolute
> gun ban must be imposed upon the violent American cowboys. They are
> killing more people than war, aids, and hunger combined!!!
>
> Woman violently murders man, cuts him up, flushes him down toilet
> http://www.javno.com/en/world/clanak.php?id=112544
Um, hello - This happened in Germany.
> Man violently murders woman, cuts her up, prepars her for dinner
> http://www.winknews.com/news/weird/13509252.html
Not killed by a gun.
> Slow service leads to bloody, violent rampage
> http://www.theage.com.au/news/national/restaurant-complaint-leads-to-killing/200
8/01/09/1199554704743.html
Stabbing - Not killed by a gun.
> Sensless gore and bloodthirst exhibited in murder
> http://www.nj.com/southjersey/index.ssf/2008/01/woman_stabbed_to_death_in_camd.html
Another stabbing - Still no gun involved (And Camden, NJ is a notorious
shithole of a town anyway).
> 24 arrested after brutally violent blugeoning party
> http://afp.google.com/article/ALeqM5iprLmb8jUBbOSpRYhCO3HCIeNFDA
Also didn't happen in America and, once again, no guns involved.
What's your f.cking point?

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Dimetrodon - 09 Jan 2008 18:31 GMT
>> The following five headlines are proof positive that a total and absolute
>> gun ban must be imposed upon the violent American cowboys. They are
[quoted text clipped - 27 lines]
>
> What's your f.cking point?
It was a cheap troll, duh.
Robibnikoff - 10 Jan 2008 14:18 GMT
>>> The following five headlines are proof positive that a total and
>>> absolute gun ban must be imposed upon the violent American cowboys. They
[quoted text clipped - 29 lines]
>
> It was a cheap troll, duh.
Yes, you are. Re-PLONK.

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Ankylosaurus - 11 Jan 2008 00:03 GMT
>>>> The following five headlines are proof positive that a total and
>>>> absolute gun ban must be imposed upon the violent American cowboys. They
[quoted text clipped - 25 lines]
>
> Yes,
Leave now.
Robibnikoff - 11 Jan 2008 16:32 GMT
>>>>> The following five headlines are proof positive that a total and
>>>>> absolute gun ban must be imposed upon the violent American cowboys.
[quoted text clipped - 26 lines]
>> Yes,
> Leave now.
Why don't you and your sock puppets f.ck off and die, sh.t head.

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Triceratops - 11 Jan 2008 16:46 GMT
>>>>>> The following five headlines are proof positive that a total and
>>>>>> absolute gun ban must be imposed upon the violent American cowboys.
[quoted text clipped - 27 lines]
>
> Why don't you and your sock puppets f.ck off and die, sh.t head.
Go to Hell witchypoo!
John Baker - 09 Jan 2008 19:44 GMT
>> The following five headlines are proof positive that a total and absolute
>> gun ban must be imposed upon the violent American cowboys. They are
[quoted text clipped - 27 lines]
>
>What's your f.cking point?
The OP is actually pro gun. He's using parody to illustrate the point
that the gun-grabbers see any violent act as an excuse to push for
more gun bans.
Unfortunately, satire has a rather poor performance record on Usenet.
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Gutless Umbrella Carrying Sissy - 09 Jan 2008 23:38 GMT
> The following five headlines are proof positive that a total and
> absolute gun ban must be imposed upon the violent American
> cowboys. They are killing more people than war, aids, and hunger
> combined!!!
Not even a very good troll.
f.cking amateurs.

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Doc Smartass - 10 Jan 2008 00:54 GMT
> The following five headlines are proof positive that a total and
> absolute gun ban must be imposed upon the violent American cowboys.
> They are killing more people than war, aids, and hunger combined!!!
What country you in? We need to come over there?

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Ankylosaurus - 10 Jan 2008 01:15 GMT
>> The following five headlines are proof positive that a total and
>> absolute gun ban must be imposed upon the violent American cowboys.
>> They are killing more people than war, aids, and hunger combined!!!
>
> What country you in? We need to come over there?
Mbwhahahahahaaa!!!!
rock on.
duke - 10 Jan 2008 13:22 GMT
>The following five headlines are proof positive that a total and
>absolute gun ban must be imposed upon the violent American cowboys. They
>are killing more people than war, aids, and hunger combined!!!
>
>Woman violently murders man, cuts him up, flushes him down toilet
>http://www.javno.com/en/world/clanak.php?id=112544
This is a German story, dummy.
>Man violently murders woman, cuts her up, prepars her for dinner
>http://www.winknews.com/news/weird/13509252.html
Blow to the head, dummy.
>Slow service leads to bloody, violent rampage
>http://www.theage.com.au/news/national/restaurant-complaint-leads-to-killing/200
8/01/09/1199554704743.html
This is in Australia, dummy.
>Sensless gore and bloodthirst exhibited in murder
>http://www.nj.com/southjersey/index.ssf/2008/01/woman_stabbed_to_death_in_camd.html
This is a stabbing, dummy.
>24 arrested after brutally violent blugeoning party
>http://afp.google.com/article/ALeqM5iprLmb8jUBbOSpRYhCO3HCIeNFDA
These are chinese, dummy.
You would make better sense if you suggested we outlaw people, dummy.
What did they do - open the doors to the insane asylum and let you
out?
duke, American-American
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