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Medical Forum / Diseases and Disorders / Diabetes / March 2008My feet hurt after eating some cake
I"ve been recently diagnosed with type-2 diabetes and now i understand what all these aches in my feet are related to. Yesterday i had two pieces of cake at my sons bday party. Immediately after my feet started hurting, really bad. Do other people experience this? What can I do if this happens? This is so crazy, its the next day and I still feel some pain. It is likely that you had too much cake **along** with too much of everything else. Suggested reading: http://HeartMDPhD.com/EatLess May you have a Blessedly Wonderful Christmas... ... by being hungrier: http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/BeBlessed Prayerfully in the infinite power and might of the Holy Spirit, Andrew <>< -- Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD Lawful steward of http://EmoryCardiology.com Bondservant to the KING of kings and LORD of lords. linto...@gmail.com wrote: > I"ve been recently diagnosed with type-2 diabetes and now i understand > what all these aches in my feet are related to. Yesterday i had two > pieces of cake at my sons bday party. Immediately after my feet > started hurting, really bad. Do other people experience this? What can > I do if this happens? This is so crazy, its the next day and I still > feel some pain. Chung > Andrew <>< > -- An apple a day keeps Chung away <o> > Chung > > > Andrew <>< > > -- > > An apple a day keeps Chung away <o> Eating cake with aching feet is a sure sign of demonic possession. Superghost did wisely say > Eating cake with aching feet is a sure sign of demonic possession. Certainly eating Angel Food cake would be good as opposed to Devil's Food cake which would be bad. > Superghost did wisely say > > > Eating cake with aching feet is a sure sign of demonic possession. > > Certainly eating Angel Food cake would be good as opposed to Devil's > Food cake which would be bad. What happens when you eat both simutaneously? Another earthquake? Superghost > > Superghost did wisely say > [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > What happens when you eat both simutaneously? Another earthquake? Perhaps a stomachquake. Scientists have discerned that the manna in the desert was the substance of Angel Food cake and therefore the best 2 pound OMER diet is really the 2 pound Angel Food Cake Approach. As like manna, Angel Food Cake has all the nutrition you need, so you can eat 2 pounds at once as it does not stretch the stomach and so stay hungry. http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts/Rebukesatan <>< May everyone else have a Blessedly Wonderful Christmas... ... by being hungrier: http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/ac2e9182437e0f50? Hunger is wonderful :-) Its how we know what GOD wants, which is what is good. Yes, hunger is our knowledge of good versus evil that Adam and Eve paid for with their and our immortal lives. Be hungry... be healthy... be hungrier... be blessed: http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/BeBlessed "Blessed are you who hunger NOW... ... for you will be satisfied." -- LORD Jesus Christ (Luke 6:21) Amen. :-)) On Dec 23, 8:00 pm, "Andrew B. Chunk" <fartdo...@emorycardiology.com> farted: > Hunger is wonderful :-) Do you still hunger for Satan's ejaculate, Quackie? http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts/Rebukesatan <>< May everyone else have a Blessedly Wonderful Christmas... ... by being hungrier: http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/ac2e9182437e0f50? Hunger is wonderful :-) Its how we know what GOD wants, which is what is good. Yes, hunger is our knowledge of good versus evil that Adam and Eve paid for with their and our immortal lives. Be hungry... be healthy... be hungrier... be blessed: http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/BeBlessed "Blessed are you who hunger NOW... ... for you will be satisfied." -- LORD Jesus Christ (Luke 6:21) Amen. :-)) Andrew B. Chung > <>< > > May everyone else have a Blessedly Wonderful Christmas... Your repetition is a sign that you have no answer to the fact that the Angel Food Cake Omer Approach is the way to go. Admit it, the AFCOA is much better based on a manna based Angel Food Cake. http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts/Rebukesatan <>< May everyone else have a Blessedly Wonderful Christmas... ... by being hungrier: http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/ac2e9182437e0f50? Hunger is wonderful :-) Its how we know what GOD wants, which is what is good. Yes, hunger is our knowledge of good versus evil that Adam and Eve paid for with their and our immortal lives. Be hungry... be healthy... be hungrier... be blessed: http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/BeBlessed "Blessed are you who hunger NOW... ... for you will be satisfied." -- LORD Jesus Christ (Luke 6:21) Amen. :-)) Andrew B. Chung > May everyone else have a Blessedly Wonderful Christmas... > > ... by being hungrier: The Holy Spirit has another reason for convicting you - your refusal to accept that the Holy Spirit has said that the manna-based Angel Food Cake Omer Approach is God's way. > Andrew B. Chung > [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > to accept that the Holy Spirit has said that the manna-based Angel > Food Cake Omer Approach is God's way. Two egg or three? Scratch or mix? Ferd Farkel > Two egg or three? > > Scratch or mix? The wondrous and simple thing about manna based Angel Food Cake is that just need the manna and bake it and that is all. For almost every person with diabetes, Eating a piece of cake made with sugar will raise your blood glucose level. So will eating corn on the cob, a tomato sandwich, or lima beans. The truth is that sugar has gotten a bad reputation. People with diabetes can and do eat sugar. In your body, it becomes glucose, but so do the other foods mentioned above. With sugary foods, the rule is moderation. Eat too much, and 1) you'll send your blood glucose level up higher than you expected; 2) you'll fill up but without the nutrients that come with vegetables and grains; and For more read at http://www.americanvistas.com/diabetes_topics.htm > Ferd Farkel > [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > The wondrous and simple thing about manna based Angel Food Cake is > that just need the manna and bake it and that is all. > The wondrous and simple thing about manna based Angel Food Cake is > that just need the manna and bake it and that is all. Unfortunately manna production ended about 3600 years ago. Now I read this line the other day, it reminded me of someone, and presented a possible modern day substitution: "Kellogg was a quack who based his nutritional advice on his misguided religious beliefs" Then: Manna ("It was white like coriander seed and tasted like wafers made with honey.") Now: Kellogg's Corn Flakes. On Dec 25, 11:18 pm, ":-)" > Then: Manna ("It was white like coriander seed and tasted like wafers > made with honey.") > > Now: Kellogg's Corn Flakes. Cereal Cereal or grain is a member of the grass plant family, with starchy seeds used for food. Common cereals are: wheat, rice, rye, oats, barley, corn (maize), and sorghum. The word cereal came from Ceres, the Roman goddess of agriculture and harvest. She symbolizes the cultivated, fertile soil that provides for humanity. She was worshipped as the all-nourishing mother. Breakfast cereals actually began as part of the health-food craze in the 1800's. It grew out of a health movement in the 1860's to add fiber, which was non-existent in diets at that time. Dr. James C. Jackson, invented the world's first cereal in 1863. He called this 'Granula' (named after granules) which was Graham flour dough baked into dry loaves, broken into chunks and baked again, and then ground into still smaller chunks. These heavy bran nuggets needed soaking overnight before they were tender enough to eat. The first dry, flaked breakfast cereal however was developed by the Kellogg brothers. Dr. John Harvey Kellogg and his brother, Will Keith Kellogg, experimented with various grain dishes while running a health sanitarium in Battle Creek, Michigan. They came from a family of Seventh Day Adventists, a religious group that focused attention to health and a simple, vegetarian diet. In 1877, Dr. John Harvey Kellogg, the operator of the Battle Creek Sanitarium in Michigan, invented a ground up wheat, oat, and cornmeal biscuit for his patients suffering from bowel problems. In 1894, Will Keith Kellogg accidentally left a pot of boiled wheat to stand for days and the wheat became very soft. When he rolled the softened wheat and let it dry, each grain of wheat emerged as a large thin flake. The flakes turned out to be a tasty cereal. He had invented corn flakes. Sanitarium patients loved the new concoction when served with milk, and after they returned home, ordered the flakes by mail. Because of the Kellogg brothers, the city of Battle Creek is nicknamed the "cereal capital of the world". Charles William Post came to the Battle Creek Sanitarium of the Kellogg brothers to cure his upset stomach. He later created Postum, a cereal-based coffee substitute. In 1897 he came up with Grape-Nuts, and in 1904, Elijah's Manna (renamed Post Toasties). Post introduced the first sweetened cereal in 1949 Sugar Crisp. These were soon followed by Kellogg's Sugar Pops, Frosted Flakes and Sugar Smacks, and General Mills' Trix. * 1863 Granula was created by James Caleb Jackson. * 1877 Dr. John Harvey Kellogg invented a ground up wheat, oat, and cornmeal biscuit for his patients suffering from bowel problems. * 1894 Will Keith Kellogg accidentally created corn flakes. * 1897 Grape-Nuts was created by C.W. Post. * 1904 Elijah's Manna created by Post, later to be called Post Toasties. * 1906 Kellogg begins production of Kellogg's Corn Flakes at W.K. Kellogg's newly formed Battle Creek Toasted Corn Flake Company. * 1915 Quaker Oats packages Quaker Oatmeal in now-familiar cylinders. * 1924 General Mills introduces Wheaties, called Washburn's Gold Medal Whole Wheat Flakes during its development. * 1928 Kellogg introduces Rice Krispies. * 1941 General Mills introduces Cheerioats, later to be called Cheerios. * 1942 Raisin Bran is introduced by Post. * 1952 Kellogg introduces Sugar Smacks. * 1958 Tony the Tiger wins contest over Katy the Kangaroo to become sole spokes-character for Kellogg's Frosted Flakes. * 1961 Quaker Oats introduces Life Cereal. * 1963 Quaker Oats introduces Cap'n Crunch. Kellogg introduces Froot Loops. * Of the more than 294 million people in the U.S, 49% start their day with a bowl of cereal. * The average American eats 160 bowls of cereal each year. * Ready-to-eat breakfast cereals are served in nine out of 10 American households. * 85% of all protein consumed throughout the world is provided by grains such as wheat, corn, rice, millet, rye, barley, and sorghum those that are often found in cereal. * Astronauts from Apollo 11 boosted their brain power while in space with a cereal breakfast. The cereal was mixed with fruit and pressed into cubes since the lack of gravity kept the astronauts from pouring it into a bowl with milk. * In the US, breakfast cereal is the third most popular item sold in grocery stores after carbonated beverages and milk. * The US Department of Agriculture recommends 6 to 11 servings of grains in a daily diet and a bowl of cereal is a source of grains. * There are 2.7 billion packages of cereal sold every year that's enough boxes to wrap around the Earth 13 times > Sanitarium Oh yeah, that reminds me of someone too. "If Mama Cass had given Karen Carpenter half of her ham sandwich, they'd both be alive." - Unknown http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts/Rebukesatan <>< May everyone else have a blessedly wonderful New Years ... ... by being hungrier: http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/ac2e9182437e0f50? Hunger is wonderful :-) It's how we know what GOD wants, which is what is good. Yes, hunger is our knowledge of good versus evil that Adam and Eve paid for with their and our immortal lives. Be hungry... be healthy... be hungrier... be blessed: http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/BeBlessed "Blessed are you who hunger NOW... ... for you will be satisfied." -- LORD Jesus Christ (Luke 6:21) Amen. :-))). Andrew B. Chung > May everyone else have a blessedly wonderful New Years ... .... and a wonderful Imbolc Day. > It's how we know what GOD wants, which is what is good. Psalms 78:25 -- Manna is termed "...angel's food..." Angel Food Cake OMER Approach is simple. The Truth is simple Cholesterol Content in CAKE ??? keep CHOLESTEROL CONTROL ........shhhhhh cholesterol epidemic http://www.keep-cholesterol-control.com/index.html > Andrew B. Chung > [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > > Angel Food Cake OMER Approach is simple. The Truth is simple On Dec 26, 11:03 am, "mallsto...@gmail.com" > Cholesterol Content in CAKE ??? > keep CHOLESTEROL CONTROL ........shhhhhh cholesterol epidemic Since manna (Angel Food) was from God and kept everyone healthy for 40 years without eating anything else, it has the right amount of anything needed, nothing more or less. Simpler to bake an OMER amount in one cake rather than other forms. That is why the Angel Food Cake OMER Approach is so simple and truth is simple http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts/Rebukesatan <>< May everyone else have a blessedly wonderful New Years ... ... by being hungrier: http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/ac2e9182437e0f50? Hunger is wonderful :-) It's how we know what GOD wants, which is what is good. Yes, hunger is our knowledge of good versus evil that Adam and Eve paid for with their and our immortal lives. Be hungry... be healthy... be hungrier... be blessed: http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/BeBlessed "Blessed are you who hunger NOW... ... for you will be satisfied." -- LORD Jesus Christ (Luke 6:21) Amen. :-))) <snip usual Chung crap> Chung is more soundly and repeatedly rebuked on Usenet than any other kook anywhere. On 12/26/07 12:49 PM, in article 973920d6-60bc-4c0b-a738-b9df4c93382f@e10g2000prf.googlegroups.com, > <snip usual Chung crap> > > Chung is more soundly and repeatedly rebuked on Usenet than any other > kook anywhere. Is he being rebuked for hos cardiology or only for his theology? My short interaction with him ended in my learning a bit about cardiology. I may not agree with his theology. Tht does not make him a bad person or prevent him from saving hearts and lives. Bill > On 12/26/07 12:49 PM, in article > 973920d6-60bc-4c0b-a738-b9df4c933...@e10g2000prf.googlegroups.com, [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > > Bill Bill, usenet is like a mirror, you only get back what you put into it. In this forum you can't have your cake and eat it too. A person can't go around making what they know will be one super controversial statement after another, over and over and over, and not generate a negative reactions against themselves and create an overall negative atmosphere . One can not cross-post hundreds articles that start out with calling someone "convicted", "demon", "Satan" et al who's been "soundly rebuked" etc, and expect anyone to play all nice with them and treat them with some sort of unconditional or arbitrary respect. And I'm not even referring to theological matters - I'm just referring to a diet approach. Not that there aren't a zillion other facets involved. Lots and lots of people have talked about things like health and nutrition and theology on usenet for the 15 years I've been on it, and generated about 1 present of the amount of controversy and received 1 present of the amount of negativity. On Dec 26, 11:59 pm, Salmon Egg > Is he being rebuked for hos cardiology or only for his theology? My short > interaction with him ended in my learning a bit about cardiology. I may not > agree with his theology. Tht does not make him a bad person or prevent him > from saving hearts and lives. When Chung sticks to medicine based on the principles he was taught in medical school, in his residency and PhD program, he is OK. When he bases his opinion on a "discerning heart" and scriptures not studies and peer-reviewed journals, he is not OK and giving advice on that basis, is misleading as he posts his MD and PhD degrees whereas he is not basing what he said on the principles of those degrees. Just look at a few of his lasts posts, today, and they are the same repetition to whatever is said. When someone makes up quotes from the Holy Spirit and when someone has a personal web page where in the Holy Spirit lists people who have disagreed with Chung as being convicted, something is wrong. This has been going on for some time This evidently is the same in other Internet groups .and was evidently the same on a doctor group, Sermo, before he was booted out. This is why he had been rebuked so many times. With Chung's posts, there is far too much chaff to be bothered to look for the wheat. http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts/Rebukesatan <>< May everyone else have a blessedly wonderful New Years ... ... by being hungrier: http://TruthRUS.org/KnowingGOD Hunger is wonderful :-) It's how we know what GOD wants, which is what is good. Yes, hunger is our knowledge of good versus evil that Adam and Eve paid for with their and our immortal lives. Be hungry... be healthy... be hungrier... be blessed: http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/BeBlessed "Blessed are you who hunger NOW... ... for you will be satisfied." -- LORD Jesus Christ (Luke 6:21) Amen. :-))) > On Dec 26, 11:59 pm, Salmon Egg > [quoted text clipped - 23 lines] > This is why he had been rebuked so many times. With Chung's posts, > there is far too much chaff to be bothered to look for the wheat. Wasn't Sermo supposed to be brought down by Chung and his imaginary playmate? http://www.sermo.com/ On Jan 14, 6:52 pm, Mike Mordant > Wasn't Sermo supposed to be brought down by Chung and his imaginary > playmate? Mr. Mordant Currently our Nigerian lawyers are negotiating a settlement from Sermo which will be added to the guarantee of the 2 Pound OMER Approach. Our lawyers are currently helping needy people with getting money out of Nigeria. Dr. Chung in his kindness and consideration of the needs of others, has told the lawyers to help the needy first, especially in all these years and hundred of thousands of patient, the Approach has never failed. Thank you for your thoughts. As a token of our appreciation, we will have our Nigerian lawyer contact you as he needs helps with money left in an estate and it can be profitable for you. Unehrlich Winkeladvokat Assistant to the Assistant Lawful Steward of the 2 Pound OMER Approach > On 12/26/07 12:49 PM, in article > 973920d6-60bc-4c0b-a738-b9df4c93382f@e10g2000prf.googlegroups.com, [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > > Bill Chung was terminated from a cardiac health centre in Florida after 88 days of 'employment' he was fired WITH CAUSE search google groups, where Chung himself posts the e-mail he got from the health centre to the newsgroups he's certifiable........ i wouldn't have a thing to do with him if i were you and his 'knowledge' is highly suspect On Dec 27, 7:20 pm, Tiger_Lily > Chung was terminated from a cardiac health centre in Florida after 88 > days of 'employment' [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > > and his 'knowledge' is highly suspect It would be hard to believe that a reasonable person after reading Chung's posts and even trying to have a serious discussion with him. would take him seriously. Most posts about Chung and responses to Chung's posts, just get more of the same from Chung. A few posts of others are funny and clever, but most are childish. There has to more than just Chung's troll like posting and responses - obviously mentally something is wrong. Read them for fun,but not for serious medical information. BusinessAccountEm... wrote: > It would be hard to believe that a reasonable person after reading > Chung's posts and even trying to have a serious discussion with him. [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > > Read them for fun,but not for serious medical information. I like reading the funny quips from others they generate, and enjoy adding my own little witticisms here and there. Sometimes I'll set the record straight from my POV regarding scriptural interpretation. Interaction with the person in question is a pointless waste of time. http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts/Rebukesatan <>< May everyone else have a blessedly wonderful New Years ... ... by being hungrier: http://TruthRUS.org/BeRight Hunger is wonderful :-) It's how we know what GOD wants, which is what is good. Yes, hunger is our knowledge of good versus evil that Adam and Eve paid for with their and our immortal lives. Those who suffer from the powerful delusion predicted by the prophecy of 2 Thessalonians 2:9-11 would deny this and perish however: http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts/CrazyOne Be hungry... be healthy... be hungrier... be blessed: http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/BeBlessed "Blessed are you who hunger NOW... ... for you will be satisfied." -- LORD Jesus Christ (Luke 6:21) Amen. :-))) > BusinessAccountEm... wrote: >> It would be hard to believe that a reasonable person after reading [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] >record straight from my POV regarding scriptural interpretation. >Interaction with the person in question is a pointless waste of time. ***************************************************** ***************************************************** The problem is not DR. Chung but those that enjoy taking pokes at him. He can post what he wants because I have my own beliefs and I do not care about his. His " eat less" is good advice. In fact much better than a lot of the experts. Bar bums usually like to point the finger at others to cover their shortcomings.. It is fair to post the true history of Dr. Chung once and a while. Discussing religion here is about the equal of some rest room arguments that I have witnessed. Please do not degrade or disgrace your religion convicted friend Guy (g...@consolidated.net) wrote: > satan via a sockpuppet (corporeal demon) hissed: > > satan via another sockpuppet hissed: [quoted text clipped - 34 lines] > arguments that I have witnessed. Please do not degrade or disgrace > your religion Actually satan is only disgracing himself and unwitting showing folks that his way is wrong and that Jesus' way is right: http://TruthRUS.org/BeRight May you and other dear convicted friends, family, and neighbors have a blessedly wonderful New Years ... ... by being hungrier: http://TruthRUS.org/KnowingGOD Hunger is wonderful :-) It's how we know what GOD wants, which is what is good. Yes, hunger is our knowledge of good versus evil that Adam and Eve paid for with their and our immortal lives. However, there are crazy folks, who have rejected this knowledge and are perishing as predicted by the prophecy of 2 Thessalonians 2:9-11... http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts/CrazyOne Be hungry... be healthy... be hungrier... be blessed: http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/BeBlessed "Blessed are you who hunger NOW... ... for you will be satisfied." -- LORD Jesus Christ (Luke 6:21) Amen. Prayerfully in the infinite power and might of the Holy Spirit, Andrew <>< -- Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD Lawful steward of http://EmoryCardiology.com Bondservant to the KING of kings and LORD of lords. > >I like reading the funny quips from others they generate, and enjoy > >adding my own little witticisms here and there. Sometimes I'll set the > >record straight from my POV regarding scriptural interpretation. > >Interaction with the person in question is a pointless waste of time. > > The problem is not [the troll] but those that enjoy taking pokes at > him. As the old saying goes, it takes two to tango. Or in this case, one to troll and spam in such a way that it ignites lots of negative attention. Now one way to curtail this, which I have seen have tremendous effect first hand, is for the core group to unanimously agree to ignore the troll. However, since this troll is such an avid cross-poster, trying to achieve unity this way is pretty much impossible, which of course the troll knows full well. > He can post what he wants because I have my own > beliefs and I do not care about his. Just as anyone else is free to respond as motivated by What is posted, How it's posted and Why it's posted. What = controversy. How = provokingly. Why = mischief. http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts/Rebukesatan <>< May everyone else have a blessedly wonderful New Years ... ... by being hungrier: http://TruthRUS.org/KnowingGOD Hunger is wonderful :-) It's how we know what GOD wants, which is what is good. Yes, hunger is our knowledge of good versus evil that Adam and Eve paid for with their and our immortal lives. However, there are crazy folks, who have rejected this knowledge and are perishing as predicted by the prophecy of 2 Thessalonians 2:9-11... http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts/CrazyOne Be hungry... be healthy... be hungrier... be blessed: http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/BeBlessed "Blessed are you who hunger NOW... ... for you will be satisfied." -- LORD Jesus Christ (Luke 6:21) Amen. :-))) from all I have read here I do believe that Chung is a very dangerous man and will cause much problems from people who fall for his crap. > > On 12/26/07 12:49 PM, in article > > 973920d6-60bc-4c0b-a738-b9df4c93382f@e10g2000prf.googlegroups.com, [quoted text clipped - 22 lines] > > and his 'knowledge' is highly suspect > from all I have read here I do believe that Chung is a very dangerous man > and will cause much problems from people who fall for his crap. Just killfile him and don't read him. http://HeartMDPhD.com/CrazySockPuppets > from all I have read here I do believe that Chung is a very dangerous man > and will cause much problems from people who fall for his crap. [quoted text clipped - 27 lines] >> >> and his 'knowledge' is highly suspect I certainly hope that your post is grounds for him to sue your a.s... > I certainly hope that your post is grounds for him to sue your a.s... LOFL! Ask him how those lawsuits against BellSouth and Google are coming along... >> I certainly hope that your post is grounds for him to sue your a.s... > > LOFL! > Ask him how those lawsuits against BellSouth and Google are coming > along... Is that why you are anonymous, fear of retaliation by Andrew, or because it gives you the power to terrorize and tell lies without fear of repercussions ? > satan via a sockpuppet (corporeal demon) wrote: > > >> I certainly hope that your post is grounds for him to sue your a.s... The lake of fire that awaits satan will hurt him more than any lawsuit. Indeed, the rebuking from us who are Jesus' brethren, also hurt him more. > > LOFL! Q.E.D. "Written laughter is silent despair." -- Holy Spirit. Amen. > > Ask him how those lawsuits against BellSouth and Google are coming > > along... BellSouth does not exist any more. Google is behaving at the moment. > Is that why you are anonymous, fear of retaliation by Andrew, or > because it gives you the power to terrorize and tell lies without > fear of repercussions ? The compulsion to hide behind fake names is part of their paranoid schizophrenia: http://HeartMDPhD.com/CrazySockPuppets May you and other dear friends, brethren, and neighbors have a blessedly wonderful 2008th year since the birth of our LORD Jesus Christ as the Son of Man ... ... by being hungrier: http://TruthRUS.org/KnowingGOD Hunger is wonderful :-) It's how we know what GOD wants, which is what is good. Yes, hunger is our knowledge of good versus evil that Adam and Eve paid for with their and our immortal lives. Those who suffer from the powerful delusion predicted by the prophecy of 2 Thessalonians 2:9-11 would deny this and perish ( gone !!! ) forever ... http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts/CrazyOne http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts/CrazyTwo http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts/CrazyThree http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts/CrazyFour http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts/Bob ... gone: http://YouTube.com/watch?v=Qb6d_z5C35E Such will be the demise of all those who refuse to know **and** love the truth, Who is LORD Jesus Christ: http://HeartMDPhD.com/Love/TheTruth Be hungry... be healthy... be hungrier... be blessed: http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/BeBlessed "Blessed are you who hunger NOW... ... for you will be satisfied." -- LORD Jesus Christ (Luke 6:21) Amen. http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/Luke6_21 Prayerfully in the infinite power and might of the Holy Spirit, Andrew <>< -- Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD Lawful steward of http://EmoryCardiology.com Swordbearer for the KING of kings and LORD of lords. http://HeartMDPhD.com/Sword On Feb 24, 8:34 pm, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" <heartd...@emorycardiology.com> wrote: > > satan via a sockpuppet (corporeal demon) wrote: > [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > lawsuit. Indeed, the rebuking from us who are Jesus' brethren, also > hurt him more. > > > LOFL! > Q.E.D. > > "Written laughter is silent despair." -- Holy Spirit BAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ! What IS "Black Fat", Andrew ? I'm still ROTFL...ohhh...my ribs are aching.......BAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ! Rod to Andrew, <9hEsj.10910$J41.6609@newssvr14.news.prodigy.net> Lucy > On Feb 24, 8:34 pm, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" > <heartd...@emorycardiology.com> wrote: [quoted text clipped - 20 lines] > > Lucy I was anything but silent about it, and it's still funny. On Feb 24, 9:34 pm, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" <heartd...@emorycardiology.com> wrote: > > satan via a sockpuppet (corporeal demon) wrote: > [quoted text clipped - 85 lines] > Lawful steward ofhttp://EmoryCardiology.com > Swordbearer for the KING of kings and LORD of lords.http://HeartMDPhD.com/Sword Bell South was bought by ATT for $67 billion. That hardly qualifies as being "no more". Go ahead and indulge your fantasies, but don't expect that any but a few will partake of your kool-aid. >> satan via a sockpuppet (corporeal demon) wrote: >>>> I certainly hope that your post is grounds for him to sue your a.s... [quoted text clipped - 24 lines] > The compulsion to hide behind fake names is part of their paranoid > schizophrenia: It is not entirely unjustified though, Andrew. What IS unjust is the attacks that come from behind those faked names. I understand the need for them in some circumstances, as the repercussions from id theft are enormous and disastrous, but the use of fake names to attack others without having to suffer repercussions should you have told a lie is simply another form of cowardice, and needs to be dealt with in the here and now, thats why God gave us rules to deal with these people by. Waiting for the hereafter to deal with these problems allows them to do whatever they please, and they never learn from their wrongs as they go unpunished and uncorrected, and hence unrepentant.... Rod > Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote: > >> satan via a sockpuppet (corporeal demon) wrote: [quoted text clipped - 29 lines] > > It is not entirely unjustified though, Andrew. Actually, satan's lies will forever be entirely unjustified: http://HeartMDPhD.com/Liarsatan Be hungry... be healthy... be hungrier... be blessed: http://TheWellnessFoundation.com/BeHealthy Prayerfully in the infinite power and might of the Holy Spirit, Andrew <>< -- Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD Lawful steward of http://EmoryCardiology.com Swordbearer for the KING of kings and LORD of lords. http://HeartMDPhD.com/Sword > > friendRodwrote: > >> satan via a sockpuppet (corporeal demon) wrote: [quoted text clipped - 40 lines] > > - Show quoted text - Rod, How many Christians do you know who believe the following statment : "May we, who have stopped sinning though we remain sinners, continue to pray that you don't end up as they will end up: " Yes Dr Chung wrote this many times the above is from : Message-ID: <0f1d0907-37db-469a-9d2f- a42dd2619eb0@s19g2000prg.googlegroups.com> Before you expend energy defending him read the many unbiblical statement he has written. He has also written that people who do not believe hunger is the way to know right from wrond are not saved. Is this how you understand salvation? JS > It is not entirely unjustified though, Andrew. What IS unjust is the > attacks that come from behind those faked names. I understand the need [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > whatever they please, and they never learn from their wrongs as they go > unpunished and uncorrected, and hence unrepentant.... Oh, Rod. That's not why he does it. He does it so that people can't effectively killfile and ignore him. This is one of the many factors that get him classified as a "nutjob". The fear is not of harassment, it's of being ignored and not getting his "IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM THE HOLY SPIRIT ABOUT MISQUOTED BIBLICAL DIETARY GUIDELINES, HALLELUJAH, ONLY SATAN WOULD CONTRADICT ME WITH FACTS, HALLELUJAH!" http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts/PrayForNico On Feb 29, 7:50 pm, "Andrew B. Chung, comedian" wrote: > PrayForNico Don't forget about Lou Reed and John Cale. > >> I certainly hope that your post is grounds for him to sue your a.s... > [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > because it gives you the power to terrorize and tell lies without > fear of repercussions ? http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/86535726d100f7a7 >>> I certainly hope that your post is grounds for him to sue your a.s... >> [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > because it gives you the power to terrorize and tell lies without > fear of repercussions ? I'm not anonymous, and will say it clearly. Andrew is a nutjob. > I'm not anonymous, and will say it clearly. Andrew is a nutjob. Your name-calling simply shows that the Holy Spirit is absolutely right to convict you: http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts Prayerfully in the infinite power and might of the Holy Spirit, Andrew <>< -- Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD Lawful steward of http://EmoryCardiology.com Swordbearer for the KING of kings and LORD of lords. http://HeartMDPhD.com/Sword >>>> I certainly hope that your post is grounds for him to sue your >>>> a.s... [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > > I'm not anonymous, and will say it clearly. Andrew is a nutjob. Everyone else aside including any atheists present, what of Andrew's actions holds forth evidence that he is a "nutjob" ? Please be specific as detail is important. Anyone else's reply but yours will yours and Andrews will go largely wasted and ignored, as it is what you have to present that interests me. Rod >>>>> I certainly hope that your post is grounds for him to sue your >>>>> a.s... [quoted text clipped - 16 lines] > > Rod The excessive cross-posting, the insistence on Satan as the source of people's anger towards him, the insistence on posting from numerous aliases to avoid killfiles, the misuse of the word "omer" to quantify a unit of weight instead of the Biblical reference to a unit of volume, etc. Christ on a crutch, pick any 3 and use the rest on a printout to make a party hat. He's a nutjob. >>>>>> I certainly hope that your post is grounds for him to sue your >>>>>> a.s... [quoted text clipped - 24 lines] > Christ on a crutch, pick any 3 and use the rest on a printout to make a > party hat. He's a nutjob. I'm a great believer in evidence when a person can be harmed from the expressing of ones opinion. You have a right to believe, as does Andrew, and I don't agree with you but respect your right to believe what you will. I hope that no one here will hold your beliefs of Andrew against you as he is not without friends. I certainly will not, and wish you well. >>>>>>> I certainly hope that your post is grounds for him to sue your >>>>>>> a.s... [quoted text clipped - 33 lines] > I hope that no one here will hold your beliefs of Andrew against you > as he is not without friends. I certainly will not, and wish you well. Rod, i can't believe you are as naive as you are sounding here check google groups to see HOW MANY posts Chung makes to HOW MANY groups and everything that has been said about Chung has been confirmed by him in past posts........... right from the monkey's uncle so to speak i'm happy for you that you enjoy Chung.......why don't you invite him to post on YOUR newsgroup, and to stay OFF our newsgroup (diabetes) thank you for your time and interest > Rod, i can't believe you are as naive as you are sounding here > [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > > thank you for your time and interest Any chance that Rod is a subtle troll? He had an... odd email conversation with me today, which I'll keep the details of private as a courtesy, but I urged him to take the thread public, which he refused. >> Rod, i can't believe you are as naive as you are sounding here >> [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > conversation with me today, which I'll keep the details of private as a > courtesy, but I urged him to take the thread public, which he refused. subtle troll??? or just awfully fu**ing stupid??? hard to say http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts/PrayForKate http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts/PrayForNico > >> Rod, i can't believe you are as naive as you are sounding here > >> [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > > subtle troll??? or just awfully fu**ing stupid??? hard to say Neither you nor dear Nico have much longer, dear Kate: http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/Prophecy May you wisely choose to repent soon by publicly declaring with your mouth that "Jesus is LORD:" http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/TheWay Prayerfully in the infinite power and might of the Holy Spirit, Andrew <>< -- Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD Lawful steward of http://EmoryCardiology.com Swordbearer for the KING of kings and LORD of lords. http://HeartMDPhD.com/Sword >>> Rod, i can't believe you are as naive as you are sounding here >>> [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > > subtle troll??? or just awfully fu**ing stupid??? hard to say I'll say this again to you as well. Do you ever see the judge or jury in a criminal trial presenting the prosecutions evidence because they for some unknown reason cannot or will not ? No, you don't because it doesn't happen. So why is it considered good policy on usenet to defy the logic of it ? Is it intelligent ? No, it isn't. I cannot find what you've said about me here to be right or correct when I am only trying to be as fair as possible, but thats typical of those on usenet that prefer to remain unaccountable for their actions. So be it. Have a good day Wiser to simply pray for dear Kate's perishing soul: http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts/PrayForKate http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts/PrayForNico > >>> Rod, i can't believe you are as naive as you are sounding here > >>> [quoted text clipped - 26 lines] > > Have a good day >>>>>>>> I certainly hope that your post is grounds for him to sue >>>>>>>> your a.s... [quoted text clipped - 33 lines] >> I hope that no one here will hold your beliefs of Andrew against you >> as he is not without friends. I certainly will not, and wish you well. > Rod, i can't believe you are as naive as you are sounding here Thats good, because I'm not. Nor do I believe that I or anyone possess the right to censor anyones posts or forbid them to post in any group on usenet, providing they are not in violation of that groups charter. Nor is it my right to tell Andrew where and what he can post. if you dislike his posts then exercise some self restraint and don't read them. > check google groups to see HOW MANY posts Chung makes to HOW MANY groups You miss one very important point here, I don't care wqhere Andrew posts or what he posts. I know how to use my kill filters when I don't like what I see. I suggest you do likewise as it makes things much more pleasant. > and everything that has been said about Chung has been confirmed by him > in past posts........... right from the monkey's uncle so to speak Again, I really have better things to do with my time than chase after Andrews posts that verify your complaints against him. If you have a complaint then post proof verifying it validity, but please don't expect other people to chase down this evidence that you won't take the time and effort to post on your own. It isn't a wopnder that people won't believe these things if the complaints that are postsed are not accompanied by effort and evidence on the part of the person complaining. > i'm happy for you that you enjoy Chung.......why don't you invite him to > post on YOUR newsgroup, and to stay OFF our newsgroup (diabetes) Why would I do that ? I'm not the one complaining, you ARE. Andrews posting doesn't bother me at all, nor does yours. > thank you for your time and interest Thank you for your prompt response and have a good day. > Again, I really have better things to do with my time than chase after > Andrews posts that verify your complaints against him. Oh...*that's* why you greedily post-hump everyone who points out Chunk's insanity. http://HeartMDPhD.com/Liarsatan >> Again, I really have better things to do with my time than chase after >> Andrews posts that verify your complaints against him. > > Oh...*that's* why you greedily post-hump everyone who points out > Chunk's insanity. In a criminal trial, do you see the jury or the judge presenting the prosecutions evidence because they either can't or won't for some unknown reason, as if presenting proof is a larger burden than it they care to shoulder ? Also, if the use of reason qualifies one as a "subtle troll", then perhaps reason is best avoided by everyone unwilling to employ it and accept the stigma attached to it's use. Thanks for your time, and have a good day. >>> Again, I really have better things to do with my time than chase >>> after [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > > Thanks for your time, and have a good day. It's not a criminal trial. He violates civil contracts, in particulare Acceptable Use Policies, as well as the charters of numerous newsgroups. Folks, let's set a follow-up to this so it doesn't bore people to tears. While it's off-topic there, I believe the active misbehavior of Chung and his poor advice to diabetics makes him a reasonable topic of on misc.health.diabetes. Agreed? >>> Again, I really have better things to do with my time than chase after >>> Andrews posts that verify your complaints against him. [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > unknown reason, as if presenting proof is a larger burden than it > they care to shoulder ? in a criminal trial, if a lawyer for either side was found to be as lazy in his own research as you, a mistrial would easily result. with stiff penalties against the incompitent lawyer. > Also, if the use of reason qualifies one as a "subtle troll", then > perhaps reason is best avoided by everyone unwilling to employ it > and accept the stigma attached to it's use. > > Thanks for your time, and have a good day. >> check google groups to see HOW MANY posts Chung makes to HOW MANY groups > > You miss one very important point here, I don't care wqhere Andrew > posts or what he posts. I know how to use my kill filters when I don't > like what I see. I suggest you do likewise as it makes things much more > pleasant. people have posted the links to google groups for YOU TO SEE looks like you have chosen to NOT bother to read Chung's past posts that all verify what people have to say about him i have Chung kill filed, so i only see people who respond to him and give him his jollies............. in this case that would be YOU guess i have another person to add to my killfile enjoy Andy and his blathering! http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts/PrayForKate >>> check google groups to see HOW MANY posts Chung makes to HOW MANY groups >> [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > people have posted the links to google groups for YOU TO SEE You assume that I contend with your statements of Andrews employment record and academic accomplishments or the lack of them. The original in this thread that I replied to posted a link which I followed and read. I do not contend with posts of his employment history, assuming that was so was extreme stupidity on your part, and you're the only one able to correct that. What I do contend with is the declaration that he is "certifiable", made by someone without regard for the harm they can do to Andrew or whether if posting such as statement is even the "right" thing to be doing. It's my opinion that you are an "innocuous a.s" for basing more of what you've said on assumptions about what I've said than actual knowledge of me. > looks like you have chosen to NOT bother to read Chung's past posts that > all verify what people have to say about him And it looks as if you're assuming things again without making the effort to learn. > i have Chung kill filed, so i only see people who respond to him and > give him his jollies............. in this case that would be YOU I'm so sorry that I didn't check with you before to see if I had your express permission to speak with Andrew, or anyone else not meeting with your approval. Thats your problem. Despite the fact that I've found reasoning with you difficult, as your concepts of justice and fair play are far from what they should be or could be. > guess i have another person to add to my killfile Your particular unreasonable actions in this post are only a barrier to conversation with you, leaving a stigma in the eyes of readers that suggests that should they not agree with you they will be abused and slandered. I'm certain that one day you will have cause to regret these actions, as it is true that "what goes around comes back around." However, not hearing from you certainly has it's value in reducing stress, and is not offensive in the least. > enjoy Andy and his blathering! I assure you, it's preferable to being treated as you have treated those including me, who do not share your opinions. It seems that in WW2 the Pols and the Austrians didn't share Hitlers views of the jews and he invaded their country and murdered their peoples for it. I'm sure you'll be able to justify your recent actions to others that are of like opinions. friend Rod wrote in part: > Tiger_Lily wrote in part: > > > i have Chung kill filed, so i only see people who respond to him and > > give him his jollies............. in this case that would be YOU http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/9ec826314edea03d? Yes, the Holy Spirit is absolutely right to convict dear neighbor Kate: http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts > I'm so sorry that I didn't check with you before to see if I had your > express permission to speak with Andrew, or anyone else not meeting > with your approval. If you truly feel sorry for her, then please pray for her perishing soul: http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts/PrayForKate Prayerfully in the infinite power and might of the Holy Spirit, Andrew <>< -- Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD Lawful steward of http://EmoryCardiology.com Swordbearer for the KING of kings and LORD of lords. http://HeartMDPhD.com/Sword > friend Rod wrote in part: >> Tiger_Lily wrote in part: [quoted text clipped - 15 lines] > If you truly feel sorry for her, then please pray for her perishing > soul: I do not feel sorry for her at all, she has chosen her path, and the turning around is up to her. Are other people responsible for your actions or mine ? No, they are not, but we are solely responsible to bring our actions to our attention when we need correction. She has complained about you spamming as have others. if you are in violation of a group charter then you to must obey the rules as must I, and if you are not then so be it, the complaint is unjust. I have no liking for the court of public opinion, it is mob justice at it's worst. Many people here object to the presence of the Name of God in your posts, mention of Him in their groups, and feel that imposing your belief system on them is unfair, unwise, and violates their peace of mind. Are we not to turn away from those refusing to hear the message twice or more, and leave them to the Will of Him ? They know how to use the kill file as do we, but that is no excuse for abusing existing rules and rights, yours, mine or theirs. Rod >>>> check google groups to see HOW MANY posts Chung makes to HOW MANY >>>> groups [quoted text clipped - 15 lines] > do to Andrew or whether if posting such as statement is even the "right" > thing to be do show me where *I* said he was *certifiable*.......... i didn't say that > It's my opinion that you are an "innocuous a.s" for basing more of > what you've said on assumptions about what I've said than actual > knowledge of me. i've only replied to what you have stated to me..... i know nothing more about you than what you have stated here >> looks like you have chosen to NOT bother to read Chung's past posts >> that all verify what people have to say about him > > And it looks as if you're assuming things again without making the > effort to learn. what do you have to teach me? show me one statement YOU have made where i could have learned something from that.... >> i have Chung kill filed, so i only see people who respond to him and >> give him his jollies............. in this case that would be YOU [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > you difficult, as your concepts of justice and fair play are far from > what they should be or could be. Chung posted some information that is incorrect, so i corrected him.... what does this have to do with justice? and fair play? he chose to post, i chose to post........... he has killed newsgroups entirely with his off topic posting........ i DO have an issue with that >> guess i have another person to add to my killfile > [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > will have cause to regret these actions, as it is true that > "what goes around comes back around." abused and slandered....... PULEASE show me where i have abused and slandered you? > However, not hearing from you certainly has it's value in reducing > stress, and is not offensive in the least. [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > I'm sure you'll be able to justify your recent actions to others > that are of like opinions. LOL........ pathetic........ Goodwins rule? Nazi's?? http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts/PrayForKate > I'm a great believer in evidence when a person can be harmed from the > expressing of ones opinion. You have a right to believe, as does > Andrew, and I don't agree with you but respect your right to believe > what you will. His right to believe is fine. His right to spew like this does not exist, and he's lost his ISP accounts repeatedly for doing so. He lost a job for his poor quality of patient care, given his volume of posting it's difficult to believe he has a job now. That's not a matter of "belief". That's a matter of record. > I hope that no one here will hold your beliefs of Andrew against you > as he is not without friends. I certainly will not, and wish you well. Nothing personal, Rod, but name 2 friends of Andrew. Seriously. Not defenders: friends. In alt.support.diabetes yamantaka@aol.com wrote: > Chung is more soundly and repeatedly rebuked on Usenet than any other > kook anywhere. Which demonstrates the remarkable stupidity of those who keep doing it despite such overwhelming evidence of the futility of their efforts.  SignatureChris Malcolm cam@infirmatics.ed.ac.uk DoD #205 IPAB, Informatics, JCMB, King's Buildings, Edinburgh, EH9 3JZ, UK [http://www.dai.ed.ac.uk/homes/cam/] > satan via a sockpuppet (corporeal demon) hissed: > [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > Which demonstrates the remarkable stupidity of those who keep doing it > despite such overwhelming evidence of the futility of their efforts. On the other hand, rebuking satan results in great rewards from GOD. May we, who have stopped sinning though we remain sinners, have a blessedly wonderful New Years ... ... by being hungrier: http://TruthRUS.org/KnowingGOD Hunger is wonderful :-) It's how we know what GOD wants, which is what is good. Yes, hunger is our knowledge of good versus evil that Adam and Eve paid for with their and our immortal lives. Be hungry... be healthy... be hungrier... be blessed: http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/BeBlessed "Blessed are you who hunger NOW... ... for you will be satisfied." -- LORD Jesus Christ (Luke 6:21) Amen. Prayerfully in the infinite power and might of the Holy Spirit, Andrew <>< -- Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD Lawful steward of http://EmoryCardiology.com Bondservant to the KING of kings and LORD of lords. On Dec 27, 8:40 am, "Andrew B. Chung" <heartdo...@emorycardiology.com> wrote: > On the other hand, rebuking satan results in great rewards from GOD. Yea, verily. Behold Chung's trophy case: http://www.caballista.org/auk/kookle.php?search=chung Rookie Kook of the Year, 2006 Rookie Kook of the Year: "Like Kook of the Year, the Rookie Kook of the Year award (RKotY) is elected from the best among the past year's Kooks of the Month. Nominations are *not* accepted for this award.". Coward of the Year, 2006 Coward of the Year: "Awarded to the most deserving of the year's Coward of the Month winners.Nominations are *not* accepted for this award." Bardley Annual "Whining Baby New Year" Award, 2007 Bardley Annual "Whining Baby New Year" Award: "The Bardley Annual "Whining Baby New Year" Award is presented annually to the greatest crybaby on Usenet in a given year." Kook of the Month, June 2006 Kook of the Month: "Every month special recognition is given to someone whose Kookery is judged to have surpassed all others. This is the Kook of the Month award (KotM), voted (somewhat informally) by the denizens of AUK." Golden Killfile, November 2006 Golden Killfile: "Given to the most killfile-worthy net.kooks on Usenet. This award recognizes exceptional killfilable merit; if you are unworthy enough to be ignored by everyone on the face of the earth, you are eligible for this award." Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award, June 2006 Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award, February 2007 Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award: "Given to those inspired, pioneering visionaries with their worthy inventions, institutions, and prides-of-joys, who have reasoned it out, who KNOW The Answer, who would know how to use it to make for a better humanity... if only somebody would listen to them." Looney Maroon Award, June 2006 Looney Maroon Award, August 2006 Looney Maroon Award, January 2007 Looney Maroon Award: "The Looney Maroon Award is given based on the amount of childish, nonsensical, funny and downright ludicrous behaviour exhibited over a particular month. It is not meant to award the greatest overall Kook for that time, but is meant as a recognition of outstandingly looney behaviour by an individual or group, real or anonymous, animate or robotic. Nominees from Usenet and beyond are eligible.To win the LMA, a candidate must most strongly meet a majority of the following criteria: Show intelligence off the deep end of the bell curve; Consistently say things that are hideously nonsensical; Prove themselves wrong while pretending to be an 'expert'; Exhibit a passion for metaphorically banging their head against a wall; Be profoundly ignorant ; Persistently refuse to allow themselves to be enlightened; Demonstrate a gift for false prophecy ; Regularly cite questionable sources of information as 'fact'. Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, January 2007 Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker: "A counterpart to the Pierre Salinger HL&S (see below) for those who are so gullible that they not only swallow the hook but leap into the boat, gut and scale themselves, and make recipe suggestions for their cooking." George Pickett Memorial Trophy, January 2007 George Pickett Memorial Trophy: "For that which does the greatest impression of Pickett's Charge in any given month. Winning the Pickett Trophy generally requires the sacrifice of common sense, decency, and reputation to win an unwinnable argument, to reverse an imperceptible slight, or overcome an insurmountable barrier." Coward of the Month, October 2006 Coward of the Month, November 2006 Coward of the Month, December 2006 Coward of the Month: "Given to the most cowardly, yellow-bellied Usenet chicken of the month. Anyone who meets the current month's eligibility bar can get it; like the HL&S and the Palmjob Paddle, this award is not necessarily reserved for Kooks! Those who hide behind pseudoanonymous sockpuppets, to say and do things they would not normally say or do as 'themselves', usually make good candidates; you can nominate either the sockpuppet or if you know the real name behind it that person; either way, the sockpuppeteer gets just credit." Joseph Bartlo "Pathetic Anal Pineapple" Award, October 2006 Joseph Bartlo "Pathetic Anal Pineapple" Award, March 2007 Joseph Bartlo "Pathetic Anal Pineapple" Award: "The "Jojo Pineapple" is awarded every month to the Usenet poster who best establishes a pattern of stupidity, idiocy, moronism, silliness, cretinism and general kookery in a way exemplified by the eponymous founder of this award, Joseph "Foamboi" Bartlo." Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, December 2006 Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart: "In proud remembrance of the children's toy who sacrificed his life in Iraq for the cause of freedom, this award is given to net.kooks whose attempts at Kooky Kombat go spectacularly wrong. Use of grenades made of solid rubber is one possible sign of worthiness for this honour." Busted Urinal Award Busted Urinal Award: "The reward for the Lamest of the Lame on Usenet. One who clogs and stinks up the joint like a busted urinal, you could say." Unabomber Surprise Unabomber Surprise: "This award is intended to honor those who have the gift for saying the least with the most. Those who, for some reason only they may fathom, more than all others crave the art of saying infinite amounts of Nothing... and are PROUD OF IT." Bolo Bullis Foam Duck #24 Bolo Bullis Foam Duck: "The spoonerism for "dumb f.ck", for those who've lost more marbles than a Chinese Checker factory will ever make." George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award: "Given to those brave, inspiring crusaders who will keep up a lost lunatic cause despite all odds, even after the enemy has won, set up |
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