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Medical Forum / General / Dentistry / September 2007How to sharpen my teeth???
I'm a cannibal and I like to eat raw flesh, torn from the living bodies of my victims. But with normal human teeth, eating raw flesh is quite hard. So I need do sharpen my teeth. How can I do that??? > I'm a cannibal and ... On a trollism scale of 0 to 10, you don't even rate honorable mention. Vaughn > I'm a cannibal and I like to eat raw flesh, torn from > the living bodies of my victims. [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > How can I do that??? Here's a look for ya! http://tinyurl.com/2wbsy4 >I'm a cannibal and I like to eat raw flesh, torn from >the living bodies of my victims. [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > >How can I do that??? Start with a bastard file and then refine with a dremmel tool using a fiberglass reinforced cutting disk. Finish off with a .357 to the oculi sinister or external auditory meatus. > I'm a cannibal and I like to eat raw flesh, torn from > the living bodies of my victims. [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > How can I do that??? Brush for at least 3 minutes at a time, after each meal or at least twice a day. Keep away from sweets. Visit your dentist for regular checkups (don't eat his fingers). Use toothpaste that contains floride, unless your city adds it to their water. Always brush up and down, not side to side. Floss too when you brush, but be careful not to cut your gums. Take care of your teeth, and you won't need to sharpen them > I'm a cannibal and I like to eat raw flesh, torn from > the living bodies of my victims. [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > How can I do that??? Sharp stainless steel caps. Did you see the James Bond movie with Metal Mouth in it? I think it was the one with the Space Shuttle in it. Jamffer |
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