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Off the Books...

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rick - 23 Jun 2006 13:54 GMT
You do it too, dont lie.

Your Mercedes payment is overdue, somebody walks in off the street for
three crowns and pays $300 cash. You put it in the book as two crowns
then send a thousand bucks to the dealership.

Who'll be the first to admit this dirty little secret?

George ...? Tony...?

C'mon, get it off your chest.

You're not alone.

ricland
George - 23 Jun 2006 20:08 GMT
> You do it too, dont lie.
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> ricland

I get $300 from the patient and then I send the dealership $1,000...
The more I read it, the less sense it makes.
anonymous - 24 Jun 2006 08:28 GMT
Finally someone with a really serious dental issue.

> > You do it too, dont lie.
> >
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> I get $300 from the patient and then I send the dealership $1,000...
> The more I read it, the less sense it makes.
rick - 24 Jun 2006 09:11 GMT
> Finally someone with a really serious dental issue.
> >
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> > I get $300 from the patient and then I send the dealership $1,000...
> > The more I read it, the less sense it makes.

Obviously,that should have been $3000 cash.

ricland
Stormin Mormon - 25 Jun 2006 03:00 GMT
No wonder he's not a successful dentist.

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Christopher A. Young
 You can't shout down a troll.
 You have to starve them.
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anonymous wrote:
> Finally someone with a really serious dental issue.
> "George" <chpetros@hotmail.com> schreef in bericht
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> > I get $300 from the patient and then I send the dealership $1,000...
> > The more I read it, the less sense it makes.

Obviously,that should have been $3000 cash.

ricland
Stormin Mormon - 25 Jun 2006 03:00 GMT
Where is the twelve step program? My name is Christopher Y, and.....
<sob>

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Christopher A. Young
 You can't shout down a troll.
 You have to starve them.
.

You do it too, dont lie.

Your Mercedes payment is overdue, somebody walks in off the street for
three crowns and pays $300 cash. You put it in the book as two crowns
then send a thousand bucks to the dealership.

Who'll be the first to admit this dirty little secret?

George ...? Tony...?

C'mon, get it off your chest.

You're not alone.

ricland
Tony Bad - 26 Jun 2006 03:54 GMT
> You do it too, dont lie.
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> ricland

Oh, you are so naive Rick!

I don't send ANY to the Mercedes dealer. Mercedes are so passé! Almost
anyone can afford one of them. Do you really think I want to be seen driving
the same car someone in middle management can afford? Oh, puhleeeze.

Now if you had asked about what I send to the Bentley dealer, that is
another story all together.

T
rick - 26 Jun 2006 15:17 GMT
> > You do it too, dont lie.
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> T

Have you no shame, sir?

ricland
Tony Bad - 26 Jun 2006 16:36 GMT
> Have you no shame, sir?
>
> ricland

Shame? I'm not familiar with the Shame. Which company makes that model? Is
that the new sports coupe from Maserati?

Please inform.

T
David Moran - 27 Jun 2006 03:45 GMT
>> Have you no shame, sir?
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>
> T

I thought it was made by Lexus, but I could be wrong....

Dave
Joel344 - 28 Jun 2006 12:06 GMT
What are "books?"

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Joel344

rick - 28 Jun 2006 18:13 GMT
> What are "books?"
--

Stacks of typed paper stitched together and put in dental school
libraries for students to use as pillows while sleeping.

ricland
carabelli - 28 Jun 2006 20:54 GMT
>> What are "books?"
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> ricland

That's an old reference to old paperless office threads here.  All my
accounting is on a hard drive.  Off the book stuff is not only illegal but
stupid, one disgruntled employee and you're talking to the IRS.

Pillow?  good think your not a professional comedian

carabelli
rick - 28 Jun 2006 23:06 GMT
> >> What are "books?"
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"one disguntled employee and you're talking to the IRS."
-- carabelli

What disguntled employee? If they're that smart you don't hire them to
begin with.

Scenario One: a guy walks in and pays $2000 cash for two crowns. When
all the girls leave you pocket the two grand and cook the books.  Do
that once a week you beat Uncle same out of $100,000 a year.

Scenario Two: The guy you went to High School with needs $10,000 worth
of work. You charge him $5000 cash after the office is closed.

You want a scenario three, four, and five?

It's not rocket science and the fact you want us to believe it is gives
cause to ask why.

"The lady protests too much."
-- Wm Shakespeare.

ricland
Tony Bad - 29 Jun 2006 03:41 GMT
> You want a scenario three, four, and five?

Yes...please continue. I am learning a lot from you.

Do you know how to get ink stains out of suede?

Do those little tornado things really get you better gas mileage?

Huh? Do ya know? do ya? do ya answer man?

T
rick - 29 Jun 2006 09:12 GMT
> > You want a scenario three, four, and five?
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> T

Give me a break.

You all still a little now and then -- and why not?.

I'm sure even George pilfers a bob or two from the Queen now and then,
right, George?

ricland
Tony Bad - 29 Jun 2006 13:18 GMT
>  Give me a break.
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> ricland

My grandfather told me he had a still back in the days of prohibition, but I
am too afraid of them revenuers!

T
rick - 29 Jun 2006 14:07 GMT
> >  Give me a break.
> >
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> > ricland

> My grandfather told me he had a still back in the days of prohibition, but I
> am too afraid of them revenuers!
>
> T

You guys kill me ...

You swear on a stack of Bibles you'd never hide a bit from Uncle Sam,
but have no reservations about charging $1000 for a one unit crown.

Go figure ...

ricland
Tony Bad - 29 Jun 2006 19:09 GMT
> You guys kill me ...
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> ricland

Ain't free enterprise great!

T
rick - 29 Jun 2006 21:35 GMT
> > You guys kill me ...
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> T

Finally ... an honest man.

Who will be the next to come forward and make a clean breast of it?

So, you steal a little from Uncle Sam. It's alright.

Nothing wrong with a little honest thievery now and then.

Shows you're a man.

This Country was built on thievery. Look what we did to the Indians.
Look at what the railroad barons did to workers. Look at Joe Kennedy.

What? you get a degree in dentistry and you're better than your father
the butcher who used to steal the housewives blind? You're better than
your grandfather who lied to stay out of the war? Or what about your
great grandfather the one who drove trucks for Al Capone? You're better
than all these bums because you have a piece of paper with DDS at the
end of your name?

Hell, yeah, you steal a little every now and then -- why? because you
know you can get away with it, why else? That, and because you think
you're entitled.

And if you can get away with it, you are.

ricland

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carabelli - 29 Jun 2006 13:57 GMT
>> >> What are "books?"
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> ricland

----- Original Message -----
From: "rick" <riclanders@gmail.com>
Newsgroups: sci.med.dentistry
Sent: Wednesday, June 28, 2006 5:06 PM
Subject: Re: Off the Books...

>> >> What are "books?"
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> ricland

Come on now, I typed that real slow for you.

carabelli
Clinton - 28 Jun 2006 22:33 GMT
> What are "books?"

"Comic"  books, where the ADA gets most of its research.
Dr.Braces - 04 Jul 2006 04:48 GMT
Um...get the 300 or 3000, what ever it is, pay your lab bills, pay your
employes bills, go out to dinner on what is left as the dealership
doesn't accept IOU's!!

> You do it too, dont lie.
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> ricland
 
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