Well Sue, as clever as you think you are, I have crossed swords
with much better opponents.

Would have no problem making Sue-Stew and feeding it to my dogs.
After an AIDS test, of course.
Then again, dogs can be picky about what they eat.

Unsure why you brought up your own age of 13.
Stuffing cotton balls up your yanyan to stem your menstrual flow
is conducive to 'toxic shock syndrome'.
Then again that may not be a 'bad' thing.
    You should try to get a clue from your mommy.

Awkward ?

Try one of these synonyms on for size.

    Latinate, all thumbs, blankminded, blunderheaded, blundering,
    bombastic, boorish, bulky, bumbling, bungling, butterfingered,
    callow, careless, clownish, clumsy, clumsy-fisted, confused,
    contrary, cramped, crosswise, crushing, cumbersome, cumbrous,
    dangerous, delicate, difficult, discomfited, discommodious,
    disconcerted, disconcerting, disturbing, dumb, elephantine,
    embarrassed, embarrassing, empty, empty-headed, fingers all
thumbs,
    forced, formal, fumbling, gauche, gawkish, gawky, graceless,
green,
    groping, guinde, halting, ham-fisted, ham-handed, hazardous,
heavy,
    heavy-handed, hulking, hulky, humiliating, ignorant, ill at ease,
    ill-chosen, impractical, inane, incommodious, inconvenient,
    inefficient, inelegant, inept, inexperienced, inexpert, inkhorn,
    innocent, know-nothing, labored, leaden, left-hand, left-handed,
    loutish, lubberly, lumbering, lumpish, lumpy, maladroit, massive,
    massy, mortifying, naive, nescient, oafish, out of place,
perilous,
    perverse, pompous, ponderous, precarious, raw, rigid, risky,
    sensitive, sesquipedalian, shamefaced, simple, sloppy, splay,
    sticky, stiff, stilted, strange to, tentative, ticklish, touchy,
    tricky, troublesome, trying, turgid, unacquainted, unapprized,
    uncomfortable, uncomprehending, unconversant, uncouth,
undexterous,
    uneasy, unenlightened, unfamiliar, unfortunate, ungainly,
    ungraceful, unhandy, unhappy, unilluminated, uninformed,
    uninitiated, unintelligent, unknowing, unmanageable, unpleasant,
    unposted, unripe, unskilled, unskillful, unsure, unversed,
    unwieldy, vacuous, wooden
 
 
Oh yeah, almost forgot, you are illiterate.

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Or perhaps we should all just leave for a while.