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Excel Routine: FREEZE.PANES?

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Stovepipe - 03 Oct 2005 16:19 GMT
Howdy all. I'm gonna face my secretary with some naughty things she has
been doing with her hours and maybe even some of the $$$ we receive this
year, and before I do, I want to be able to use my old PowerBook 145 to
automate the clinic spreadsheet (Mardan).

I'm using MicroSoft Excel 4.4 for the Mac and I'm about 3/4 of the way
there (this weekend was HELL, on me, on my wife, on the kids). But, I
have no choice: the store bought routines compatible with Quebec stuff
are 2000$ and up. So I have to have something if she bolts.

Since my PB 145 is s  l  o  w to say the least, I want to be able to
freeze the screen as it travels across the files filling in the numbers.
It is also gonna do some snooping into what she does with the cash
payments, but I don't want her to see that it is doing it. That is the
problem:

I can't get FREEZE.PANES to work. It takes a logical value (TRUE/FALSE)
and a column and row arguement. I've tried many combinations and they
don't work. Does anybody know how to make that function work?

Or, is there another way to freeze the screen?

Thanks

SP

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Tom - 03 Oct 2005 20:41 GMT
>Howdy all. I'm gonna face my secretary with some naughty things she has
>been doing with her hours and maybe even some of the $$$ we receive this
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>
>Or, is there another way to freeze the screen?

Not sure I understand what you want to do from your description but
the Freeze Panes function works by highlighting the row or column
under or to the right of the one you want to freeze and then hitting
Window ->Freeze Panes.

If that isn't what you want then describe it better!
Sue - 04 Oct 2005 00:16 GMT
Sp,

I am familiar with Microsoft Excel,  Excel VBA and Powerpoint
applications (IBM compatible).  I am not familiar with the Mac
products.

Maybe you can show some of your code?

I am not understanding what you need exactly.

Sue
StovePipe - 05 Oct 2005 05:26 GMT
Sue: Sue: whether I find you and d kill you or not, MicroRats XL works
almost exactly the same on the Mac and the Windoze Box; it just makes
less smoke and fire on the Mac. I figured it out:

=SELECTION (A1:G49)
=FREEZE.PANES( TRUE, 5,1)

then I do my dirty work, and then`

=FREEZE.PANES( FALSE)

How are you at 4th Dimension (or 4D)? I want to use it to develop a
data base and fool the insurance servers into thinking that I have one
of the four dedicated accounting programs that they deign to support.
What I am doing is not illegal: The Mad Dogs that are moving in are
doing the same when they bill the government. As long as I am paying my
user fees, they can't stop me, unless what I'm doing is f---ing up
their servers. I just don't feel line shelling out the three or four
thousand $$$ that the big four are asking: I'm a one man operation with
a soon to be on strike staff of one pirating secretary, assistant (and
accomplice) and one hygienist fresh out of school and who is being
corrupted by the other two. This is why I'm in such a rush to get these
routines finished: So I can run the little shop of horrors by myself
while I find some new staff.

Thanks

SP
somebody - 07 Oct 2005 00:33 GMT
How are you at 4th Dimension (or 4D)?
To SP:

Actually I really like the 5th Dimension...   I am going UP, UP and
AWAY in my beautiful balloon as we speak... (I mean writed).

........The 4th dimension is for wusses.

Sue
P.s. You will not be able to hunt me down and kill me.... I am tooooo
high for you to reeeeaach....
StovePipe - 07 Oct 2005 01:35 GMT
Sue
P.s. You will not be able to hunt me down and kill me.... I am tooooo
high for you to reeeeaach....
------------------------

..... So it would seem. I am not the one to find and kill you: _They_
are.

SP
StovePipe - 07 Oct 2005 03:56 GMT
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Sue
P.s. You will not be able to hunt me down and kill me.... I am tooooo
high for you to reeeeaach....
------------------------

..... So it would seem. I am not the one to find and kill you: _They_
are.

SP
-------------------------

Forgot to say: Now I know that Sue SomeBody MedTronikx knows Diddley
Squat about 4thDimention Web-enabled relational data base. It is OK. I
do not hate this individual enough for it to matter. I do not know
where I will get said information, but I shall get it, and I shall not
pay more that the price of the second hand 4thD App to connect to the
insurance and government shysters.

So decreeth the Pipe, while scratching his beard.

SP
Robert  Morien - 07 Oct 2005 06:12 GMT
>  6. StovePipe   Oct 6, 8:35 pm     show options
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>
> SP

have you tried:

alt.comp.apps.databases
comp.infosystems.www.databases
comp.sys.mac.databases
StovePipe - 07 Oct 2005 17:50 GMT
have you tried:

alt.comp.apps.databases
comp.infosystems.www.databases
comp.sys.mac.databases
-----------------------------------------

No, I thought maybe there'd be dentists who have done the same kinds of
thing.

Thanks for the suggestions
SP
Sue - 07 Oct 2005 19:15 GMT
> have you tried:
>
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> Thanks for the suggestions
> SP

Sp Wrote:

when I face her with the overestimated hours, along with picking _one_
example of her overestimated net pays, she will bolt. She will do this
because she cannot make ends meet with the salary I'm supposed to be
paying her. I just hope she hasn't poisoned the other two beyond
repair.

Sp,

Why don't you just fire her instead of allowing her to "bolt"
unnoticed?  In front of the others have her clean out her desk and and
then escort her out the door.....

Wouldn't this be enough to shake up the others  .. so they are no
longer poisoned beyond repair?

IMHO, Letting her bolt unnoticed will only allow her to get away with
it and she will do it again to someone else.

...or is this a bad idea...

Are you thinking of charging her with theft?

-Sue
StovePipe - 08 Oct 2005 02:45 GMT
Sue MedTronix said:

IMHO, Letting her bolt unnoticed will only allow her to get away with
it and she will do it again to someone else.
--------------------------
She won't be: it is just that I feel she deserves a chance to explain
in private. If for some cockeyed reason she is not in the wrong, I
won't have come across as the heavy. I'm planning to play dumb and ask
her caually about _one_ incedent of overestimated hours, and _one_
incident of 100$ tacked on to her net pay. These happened in Sept., and
I told them I wanted to take the paybook and the cheque register home
to see about computerizing them (which is true: I'm gonna automate the
pays and _all_ the outgoing $$$ and do 'em myself from now on). This I
will do casually at dinner or supper time when we are at least three
people in the kitchen/consult room. If the other two are in on it, I'll
know pretty damned quick.  If they _all_ decide to bolt, I'll still be
able to turn around and operate the little shop. If she skates when I
ask about those specific things, well, then I can show her my
calculations for the whole year; in front of the other two.

...or is this a bad idea...
------------------------------

No, it's quite good if done right.

Are you thinking of charging her with theft?
---------------------------------

If I have to, yes. It's either that or she pays me back a reasonable
estimate of the money she has taken, and I control the front desk with
my computer. One mustn't lose sight of the fact that none of the others
(including myself) know how to fully run the front desk. We can learn,
of course, but it's gonna rock the little boat a lot.

-Sue
--------

BTW: I used to play beach Volleyball in the Gym (P.E.P.S.) in the
winter and ouside in the summer. Good fun.

SP....  Gawd, this Googling on the Wife's Windoze box is getting on my
nerves....
Sue - 07 Oct 2005 18:16 GMT
> 6. StovePipe   Oct 6, 8:35 pm     show options
>
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>
> SP

Relax SP,

I was out the door to play volleyblall.  I did not have time to answer
your question.  One word of unsolicited advice.. spending too much time
trying to figure out bugs in routines and subroutines can make you
crazy.  Step away from it once in awhile.  Speaking from experience,
one needs to reserve a life outside of computer programming languages!

As far as a databasing goes... my background is not in databasing.   I
have developed a few "databases" using crude tools like Excel VBA.. but
this was without any formal training in databasing.

Most of my data handling experience involves understanding of and
knowledge of tools to perform:  statisitcal analyses, data transfer
from analog to digital records, applications to develop graphical
represention of data for internal and external poster and oral
presentaions, manuscripts and the like.  The tools I use include SAS,
matlab, Visual C++, the Microsoft tools (EXcel VBA, PP etc.), ANCIENT
Dos-based research programs (not developed by myself however)... stuff
like that.

However I just happen to on the road to learn more about relational
databases!  Medtronic is paying for me to take the courses necessary to
develop these skills (starting with Access and Oracle)

.. so that should be should be fun.

However it will be awhile before I can actually answer any of your
questions, I would presume.  So perhaps I can be of some help in the
future. I will let you know what I am up to as I proceed.

-Sue

PS 5th dimension info:  http://home.infionline.net/~jforberg/index.html
StovePipe - 08 Oct 2005 02:53 GMT
Sue MedTronix blew her own horn:

Most of my data handling experience involves understanding of and
knowledge of tools to perform:  statisitcal analyses, data transfer
from analog to digital records, applications to develop graphical
represention of data for internal and external poster and oral
presentaions, manuscripts and the like.  The tools I use include SAS,
matlab, Visual C++, the Microsoft tools (EXcel VBA, PP etc.), ANCIENT
Dos-based research programs (not developed by myself however)... stuff
like that.

---------------------
This would have been relevant when I was doing the Master's in Neuro.
We had to do a lot of that stuff ourselves. We had no secretary or
research associates trained like that. At that time, we were using
Excel 1.5 on Mac Plus, and some in-house graphics routines on the Apple
IIe. Go ahead and laugh.  We did some good presentations at
NeuroScience in California, though.

Cheers
SP
Sue - 09 Oct 2005 23:44 GMT
> Sue MedTronix blew her own horn:
>
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> Cheers
> SP
Sue - 10 Oct 2005 00:14 GMT
Sp,

I am sure you did some great presentations.  I am not laughing at
that!.

I am also sure that you did not mean to be insulting by assuming that
my role at Medtronix is limited to secretarial work and/or support
functions only. lol.

That is what I really like about medtronix.. the sky is the limit for
everyone! There is no room for unfounded egos based only upon formal
credentials and/or longevity.

Please do not take offense, because I KNOW you were not being insulting
at all.

However your assumptions reminded me of a PhD's comments at Medtronix
that I once worked with.

The first time I presented my OWN research at our 15th annual Science
and Technology Conference I walked away with the award for exceptional
poster presentation (One award given out of  ~300 presentations by
PhDs, scientists, MDs, engineers etc. and lo and behold lil ol me).

This PhD had been presenting for a few years and had never gained much
notice.   His comment to me was that I knew how to put together
"pretty colors."

Perhaps he did not think much of my research... oh well.  A slew of
10-12 Bakken fellows thought that my presentation was exceptional.  I
prefer to believe them rather than one grumpy scientist.

Lil ol boys club and ego does not work at Medtronix.

Another example.  A friend that I went to college with (female) was
offerred a position that that some old timer thought he should have
gotten. His comment was:  I wondered who she slept with to get that
position.  lol. She is a materials scientist and our scanning electron
microscope expert.  Thsi other guy had been running SEM at a smaller
facility for years and thought he should have gotten the job.  I ahveno
idea why.. but they recruited Sue (my friend) for the job.. not him. So
sad, too bad for him....  HEy- she has a lot of intellgience and drive.
She does not sit around expecting things to come to her... and she
definitely does not sleep her way to the top.  Geesh. oh well.

Sp,
At Medtronix, one is rewarded based upon ability, attitude and hard
work.. some curmongeons just think they deserve certain positions and
awards because of their titles (PhD or what not) and their longevity.

The title of my poster that won that silly reward so long ago in 1996
was
"Serum Creatinine Kinase, Creatine-kinase-MB, and Troponin-I Levels
Following Ventricular Radiofrequency Ablation"

Oh and what happend to that PhD?  Unfortuantely he lost his job at
Medtronix about 3 years ago and then went through a nasty divorce.

YIKES.  So sad.  I really liked the guy even though he gave me a hard
time about my abilities. I really hope he is doing well now.

-Sue  
PS Everything I said above is true.
Sue - 10 Oct 2005 09:03 GMT
PS I am not sure why I am so bent on trying to toot my own horn when it
comes to Medtronix.  Perhaps that is an indication that I am actually
fairly insecure about that right now.

Sorry to get off on a tangent!

I had best stick to Medtronix work & not get too involved in dental
topics or interfering here.

Robert Morien had some helfpul advice.

Good luck SP.  I appreciate the conversation. I will keep my future
chattiness to a minimum.

Sue
Joel M. Eichen - 10 Oct 2005 12:17 GMT
>PS I am not sure why I am so bent on trying to toot my own horn when it
>comes to Medtronix.  Perhaps that is an indication that I am actually
>fairly insecure about that right now.

For those who may care ....... I have been amazed at the high level of
discussions with Sue, in physiology and other areas of basic science.
If I did not know better I might think Sue is really a Ph.D. or M.D.
who does not want to disclose her true identitiy.

Joel

>Sorry to get off on a tangent!
>
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>
>Sue
StovePipe - 12 Oct 2005 16:44 GMT
> >PS I am not sure why I am so bent on trying to toot my own horn when it
> >comes to Medtronix.  Perhaps that is an indication that I am actually
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
>
> Joel

Well, then if she is doing research, she should at least arrange to get
PAID for it with an academic degree. 'Specially at the Masters' level,
that should not be hard to do: A published literature review, One
series of experiments, whether they work or not, A published article on
that series of experiments, and A conclusion.

I think she has the stuff inside the head already to do it. The biggest
impediment is sticking to the plan, and leaving what would be nice to
do to a future project.

SP
somebody - 12 Oct 2005 18:09 GMT
Sp,

My husband (Kirk) wants me to do that too. But I am rather old (48).  I
am not sure I want to  work that hard any longer either. Kirk wants to
retire in 3 years. He hopes I will keep on working and working for
years! (just kidding.. he just wants to see me reach my potential here)

:-) :-) :-)

Thanks for the pep talk.  I am in the process of writing up my 5 year
plan... so if MEdtronix agrees... perhaps I will go for a masters. My
friend Sue said that it was REALLY difficult to do while working FT
though... it almost killed her.... so I guess I am nervous.  I don't
want  to be miserable for the next 4 or so years.  I am not sure if all
the expense is worth it to the company at this point either... as I am
nearing the end of my career here.... they may reject the idea at this
point anyway.

Just thinking out loud,

Processing this stuff in my mind.. THANKS!!!

Sue
PS You wrote"
"The biggest impediment is sticking to the plan, and leaving what would
be nice to do to a future project. "

Reply.  Precisely.  You have me pegged there.  Life is too short.... Is
cutting out so many other activities worth it....

actually... maybe it is... Afterall I cannot cont. playing VB! ..lol.

Take Care.
StovePipe - 13 Oct 2005 05:09 GMT
> Sp,
>
> My husband (Kirk) wants me to do that too. But I am rather old (48).

So??? Next year you will be 49, and it will be that much harder to make
the move... Face it Sue, you will be 49 soon ANYWAYS... And then you
will say: But I'm rather old.... might as well get paid academically
for what you are producing. Maybe you will do it in five years to
lighten the load... So what? MedTRONix gets one extra year of free
publishing outta you, and you don't die or go insane.

I
> am not sure I want to  work that hard any longer either.

Yes, you are sure.

Kirk wants to
> retire in 3 years. He hopes I will keep on working and working for
> years! (just kidding.. he just wants to see me reach my potential here)
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> though... it almost killed her.... so I guess I am nervous.  I don't
> want  to be miserable for the next 4 or so years.

They will be the best five years you have ever had. You will work hard,
laugh, cry, go hungry, be tired, and at times the only thing that will
keep you going is the feeling that: Hey; I'm really into what I'm
doing...

So you choose what is for you a real project and not a bullshit one.

>I am not sure if all
> the expense is worth it to the company at this point either... as I am
> nearing the end of my career here.... they may reject the idea at this
> point anyway.

What a winning attitude....

> Just thinking out loud,

That's why I'm blocking my ears.

Think hard
SP
StovePipe - 13 Oct 2005 05:17 GMT
> Sp,
>
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
>
> actually... maybe it is... Afterall I cannot cont. playing VB! ..lol.

JME wrote this:

For those who may care ....... I have been amazed at the high level of
discussions with Sue, in physiology and other areas of basic science.
If I did not know better I might think Sue is really a Ph.D. or M.D.
who does not want to disclose her true identitiy.

Joel

This comes from one who is probably the most intelligent dentist
here... What the F--- MORE do you want as endorsement, Sue? Get off
UseNet, get off yer butt, and get to writing a decent research
proposal. _They_ will refuse it at least three times before _They_
relent. Thus sayeth the Pipe.

> Take Care.

Do the Do

SP
somebody - 13 Oct 2005 15:59 GMT
Wow.  Thank you.  I will.  No more goofing off.  It is fun at the
timne, but then I always feel badly later

later when I realize I was just wasting time goofing off.  BTW I never
used to be this way (at my job).  I used to be able to remain focused!!
I am not sure what happened to me.

Thank you for the advice.  I will seriously cut this out... except for
after hours to check in to see what everyone else has been is up to.

I agre with what you have said abotu Joel.  I relaly enjoy his
intellect and humor. He is an extemporaneous thinker.. and I enjoy
following his tangents.

Just one more question (and this is serious):

Above you said:

"What a winning attitude"

Is that a saracastic comment or serious.  Often people tell me that I
need to look out for #1 first and foremost. Forget them! (menaing
eveyrthign and eveyrone else)

I agree to some extent...as I know I am the only one who is REALLY
going to look out for me...

...but I have found that for me, working within the boundaries allotted
(for the most part...i.e remaining honest and forthright)
as well as always trying to look at the big picture.. and what is best
for all involved .. seems to work better for me.

Is this the way to look at things or not..  Is this sort of thinking
allowing others (like the corp) to take advantage of me?  Should I be
more cut-throat?

I have found MEdtroniX has given me so much... I have given them so
much in sweat too... but it has been mutually beneficial.

Money has never been the motivating factor for me, except in the very
early years when it was imperative that I make more money.
Then it was very important motivating factor.

I had to make more money.. I would have not survived on peanuts
(mentally that is).  I wanted to feel secure and comfortable.  Now I am
comfortable and secure. More money does not mean much to me.

OK.  Anyway.  I had better go now. Thank you again!  I am meeting with
my new manager in 1 minute!

Sue
StovePipe - 14 Oct 2005 05:11 GMT
> Just one more question (and this is serious):
>
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>
> Is that a saracastic comment or serious.

It is seriously sarcastic; as in: How can you even decide if you want
to do a Masters' when you are so apologetic about your very existance
to your all mighty MedTRONiX task master? Gawd, it is _you_ putting the
whip in their hands and giving them permission to strike you with it.
They will _not_ wish to support a fourty-eight year old snivelling
snail wearing her heart on her sleeve (where ever THAT is...) during
her Masters' thesis.

They _may_ decide to partially support a square-shouldered SONOFABITCH
of a hard-a.s go-getter fire breathing fourty-eight year old who has
taken it upon herself to go out and get an operating grant and a
research proposal all by her self like one o' the big boys.... They may
even be afraid that said hard-a.s with a tooth pick dangling from her
lips will decide to take her project (and half of MedTRONiX' secrets
with her) over to Merck Laboratories, or worse: Japan or Singapore.

< The Pipe wipes the foam off-a hiz mouth>

> Thank you again!  I am meeting with
> my new manager in 1 minute!

S/he is a one minute manager in both senses then...

Enlist his or her help in your project. And when you stand up in front
of _Them_ to talk money, DO NOT wear white sox...

If your new Camel Driver will not help you, offhandedly ask for his or
her address and casually show him or her your newly acquired Glock .38
Short hand gun, sort-a sticking out-a your purse... which is made of
real shark skin.

Now go have a draft beer at the stand-up bar ("...and, Bartender? Put
it in a dirty glass...").

Start showing up to work in the Morning on a vintage Harley Davidson
1200cc motor cycle: the one with the stick shift jutting up-side the
gas tank. Make sure you have grease on your face as you walk in, and
spit into the bushes before you climb the steps.

Spit only once. Ya don't wanna overdo it....

> Sue

When you finish your Masters', sell the bike, have another beer.

<The Pipe wipes his forehead>

OK...

Gotta go see how the secretary altered the pay book now , and empty the
bullets from her Beretta that she thinks is still hidden under her
desk, beside the magazines she reads "on the sly"...

One day, we'll all sit around the camp fire, and I'll tell youse how
that story ends... I'll be the one with the beard, the pipe, the wooden
leg and the Clint Eastwood cowboy hat with the brim folded up in front,
held in place with a safety pin, pluckin' an outta tune Gee-Tar. I will
start by sayin': "... Yup,,, it were in Eighteen 'n fourty-NINE...jest
after the big drought,,, an' Bessy was a wobblin' real bad...."

.... And half the ya-hoos a-settin' thar will get up and leave, and
then we'll cut the bullshit and I'll tell youse about po-LICE
accusations of stealing,,, and fraud,,, and unabashed brazen GALL,
coupled with such abject STUPIDITY from a young mother,,, such as the
make the angels shake their heads and weep,,, as much for my OWN
stupidity for sleeping so long as for hers,,, and her with a
less-than-one-year-old child,  and how I was sorely tempted to let the
whole thing pass because of that,,, but then I remembered the sad and
sorry summer that my OWN two children had to endure,,, because their
father was broke,,,, and how I had to accept the gift of the trip that
my OWN father gave us, so that my OWN two kids could have a bright spot
to remember about the past summer,,, and how that put my OWN head on
straight about what happened,,, and what I had to do....

,,,, and I may even tell youse about how that same attitude gave me the
intestinal fortitude to kick my pharmacist-owner's train off the tracks
when he tried to up my rent after the Mad Dogs all retired, leaving
only myself in that second floor old-hospital-style waiting room that
stinks,,, and how I wrangled a movers' fee outta him so's I could
relocate downstairs with the new batch of Mad Dogs, in a nice modern
Med-Dent-Physio-Psych clinic on the ground floor.

... and then maybe we'll all go get a draft beer in a dirty glass at a
stand-up bar, while we  smoke a cigar,,, after strikin' the phosphorous
match on our teeth....

See you

Good Luck

SP
somebody - 14 Oct 2005 16:09 GMT
Sp,

The above is seriously funny.  I am going to be chuckling all day on
that one.   Thar is some truth to them thar words!!

But seriously... it is difficult for me to change my attitude toward
the almighty MedtroniX...

They have been berry,  berry very good to me!  ALWAYS. I cannot help
it.. I really do love this company.  Even if they let me go tomorrow, I
would have no regrets and hold no contempt.

Yet I understand your point...  I am WAY too apologetic for my own
failings at times and that holds me back.

Lol.  Re: my new boss.  She is seems great so far.  She  supports me
100% in whatever I want to take on (education wise).

However, depending upon where this new position looks like it is
headed, I may decide to take clases willy nilly as I need them, rather
than going for a masters.   Seriously.  I do not care about the money.
We (Kirk and I ) are fine that way.

Regardless of going for a masters or not, I intend to learn and develop
some practical skills in this new position.  These I can use after
retirement (doing freelance work and/or  volunteer work that I have
been considering for quite some time now)

As for the now and the future, I really just want to enjoy my work and
my life outside of work.

I will figure it out.  Your opinions are heloign me to do so.

In the same token, it does not matter to me if others think I am taking
the easy road or giving up some great opportunities. Perhaps this is
selfish, but I usually do what makes me most happy.....

That is what I have always done and it seems to have worked out ok.
Kirk seems to be happier when I am happy.. and vice versa.

That is the way it works with family and true friends.   As long as you
are happy, they are happy and vice versa. So we do what is good for
ourselves and help friend and family out when/if they are struggling,
if we can.   That kind of keeps everyone satisfied and moving forward.

lol.  With foes it is the opposite.  If you are happy, they get mad!

Perhaps a very simplistic life view.. oh well. In reality,  it only
matters if it makes sense to me.

I would love to sit aorund a campfire sometime and just tell life
stories.   I love to hear others stories and understand what it is that
makes them tick.

Life is a gas.

:-)

Take care,

Sue
W_B - 14 Oct 2005 16:22 GMT
> Seriously.  I do not care about the money.
>We (Kirk and I ) are fine that way.

Then please send all of your excess to me.
--

W_B
Take out the G'RBAGE
wubbabubbazG@RBAGEyahoo.com
somebody - 14 Oct 2005 16:56 GMT
Then please send all of your excess to me.
--

Sorry W_B. That is not in my life plan.

If you want more money, perhaps you can figure out a way to make it on
your own.

That is what I tell friends and family too.... and somehow they have
always seemed to manage just fine.... Oh and they still like me too.

Funny how that works.

Sue
W_B - 14 Oct 2005 17:31 GMT
>Then please send all of your excess to me.
>--
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
>
>Sue

Oh, I don't need more; just thought that I would oblige you
by relieving you of the burden of XS cash.
--

W_B
Take out the G'RBAGE
wubbabubbazG@RBAGEyahoo.com
somebody - 14 Oct 2005 17:51 GMT
I never said I have XS cash. You seem to make up your own translations.

Btw, I am happy that you do not need any more money.

Oh ... but if you have enough cash... then perhaps you can send someone
else your XS burden?

LOL.  Scratching my head.

I hope you can work up a smile at SOME point today.

....or not... .

Go out and make another million if that is what it takes... or not.

...or be a grump.  They make loveable pincussions sometimes.

Lol.  :-)

TGIF,
Sue
Joel M. Eichen - 15 Oct 2005 10:25 GMT
>Sp,
>
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>But seriously... it is difficult for me to change my attitude toward
>the almighty MedtroniX...

Hey Sue!

Did you see Keanu Reeves in "THE MATRICS?"

"accentuate this flash, and feed us with plenty of excitement to let
slide the less interesting, and more standard scenes within the "real
world" outside of the matrix. "

You keep spelling it Medtronics when everyone knows its Medtronix.

Joel

Review Date: March 31, 1999

Director: Andy Wachowski, Larry Wachowski

Writer: Andy Wachowski, Larry Wachowski

Producers: Joel Silver

Actors:
Keanu Reeves as Thomas "Neo" Anderson
Laurence Fishburne as Morpheus
Carrie-Anne Moss as Trinity
Hugo Weaving as Agent Smith

Genre: Science-Fiction  
Where the Truth Lies
Domino
Wedding Crashers
Crash
Two for the Money
Carlito's Way: Rise...
A History of Violence
Flightplan
Dirty Love
Corpse Bride



 
 It is the year 2199, and the world is now being run by an artificial
intelligence. It has constructed a computer-generated dreamworld,
called the Matrix, in which human beings live their daily lives,
without any knowledge of their false existence. Some rebel humans
discover this horror, and recruit the help of computer hacker Neo
(Keanu Reeves), hoping that he will be "the one" to rescue the world
from this cyber-slavery.  
 The last thirty minutes of this movie just kicks a.s all over the
place! It combines special effects, with crazy fights featuring freaky
Hong Kong action and unbelievable strengths, and a non-stop pace to a
chase that seemed inevitable from the start. Unfortunately for my
taste, this film's second act ran into a major slow-down when it
delved too minutely into the intricate details of the explanation
behind this "matrix". This muddled back-and-forth wasn't improved upon
by the set of questions that seemed to answer the previously presented
set of questions. Anyway, that aside, the film starts off with a
bang-a-gong that will set anyone's taillights ablaze. The Wachowski
brothers obviously have an eye for style, and fully take advantage of
their respected talent during much of this film's progression. The
slick action shots, decent suspense, and awesome cinematography
accentuate this flash, and feed us with plenty of excitement to let
slide the less interesting, and more standard scenes within the "real
world" outside of the matrix.

The acting is solid all around, with Fishburne making a fine showing,
despite the excessive unflattering close-ups of his once pretty face,
and Reeves pulling off a decent performance as the hacker caught in
and over his head. Whoa! One guy that did standout in my mind, was the
head of the "bad guys", Australian actor Hugo Weaving, who fed us with
a fine dish of confidence, terror and an awfully annoying chatter
style. All in all, this movie could have been trimmed a spot during
its over-elaborate second act, but comes through on all cylinders in
respect to style, vision, mood, and premise. But the biggest selling
point of this film, a detail not gone unnoticed by its own overzealous
marketing team, is the visually stunning special effect action
sequences which trounce your pre-existing notion of "a great fight
sequence", and present all future filmmakers with a new benchmark for
fun and excitement. Kung-fu, crazy special effects, a girl in a black
rubber suit, John Woo-esque slo-mo action shots, and Keanu Reeves in a
shaved head. What is The Matrix? Cyber-kinetic futuristic fun for the
whole family!! :)

(c) 2005 Berge Garabedian
 


>They have been berry,  berry very good to me!  ALWAYS. I cannot help
>it.. I really do love this company.  Even if they let me go tomorrow, I
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>
>Sue
Sue - 15 Oct 2005 18:00 GMT
> >Sp,
> >
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> >
> >Sue
Sue - 15 Oct 2005 18:01 GMT
Very funny Joel... but the truth is... it is neither MedtroniX nor
Medtronics
It is Medtronic ...without the "s" or the "X"

-Sue
Sue - 15 Oct 2005 18:05 GMT
BTW - We are located here www.medtronic.com  :-) Sue

We do not specialize in dental products... but we do have a division
that deals with ENT (ear,nose,throat) ...and  perhaps BMP will be used
in some dental implant procedures some day ...
Joel M. Eichen - 16 Oct 2005 01:05 GMT
>BTW - We are located here www.medtronic.com  :-) Sue
>
>We do not specialize in dental products... but we do have a division
>that deals with ENT (ear,nose,throat) ...and  perhaps BMP will be used
>in some dental implant procedures some day ...

The real URL is www.medtronic's.com
Joel M. Eichen - 16 Oct 2005 01:04 GMT
>Very funny Joel... but the truth is... it is neither MedtroniX nor
>Medtronics
>It is Medtronic ...without the "s" or the "X"
>
>-Sue

One of my pet peeves ... Medtronic's.
Joel M. Eichen - 10 Oct 2005 12:16 GMT
>I am also sure that you did not mean to be insulting by assuming that
>my role at Medtronix is limited to secretarial work and/or support
>functions only. lol.

Sue, you been holding out on me. I never knew you could type although
your coffee is darned good .......

Joel
Joel M. Eichen - 10 Oct 2005 12:14 GMT
OK I misread the thread ....... I thought Sue had to go over the IGA
Feed store to get the CPU replaced on some sheep.

Joel

>> Sue MedTronix blew her own horn:
>>
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>> Cheers
>> SP
Sue - 10 Oct 2005 00:13 GMT
> This would have been relevant when I was doing the Master's in Neuro.
> We had to do a lot of that stuff ourselves. We had no secretary or
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
> Cheers
> SP

Sp,

I am sure you did some great presentations.  I am not laughing at
that!.

I am also sure that you did not mean to be insulting by assuming that
my role at Medtronix is limited to secretarial work and/or support
functions only. lol.

That is what I really like about medtronix.. the sky is the limit for
everyone! There is no room for unfounded egos based only upon formal
credentials and/or longevity.

Please do not take offense, because I KNOW you were not being insulting
at all.

However your assumptions reminded me of a PhD's comments at Medtronix
that I once worked with.

The first time I presented my OWN research at our 15th annual Science
and Technology Conference I walked away with the award for exceptional
poster presentation (One award given out of  ~300 presentations by
PhDs, scientists, MDs, engineers etc. and lo and behold lil ol me).

This PhD had been presenting for a few years and had never gained much
notice.   His comment to me was that I knew how to put together
"pretty colors."

Perhaps he did not think much of my research... oh well.  A slew of
10-12 Bakken fellows thought that my presentation was exceptional.  I
prefer to believe them rather than one grumpy scientist.

Lil ol boys club and ego does not work at Medtronix.

Another example.  A friend that I went to college with (female) was
offerred a position that that some old timer thought he should have
gotten. His comment was:  I wondered who she slept with to get that
position.  lol. She is a materials scientist and our scanning electron
microscope expert.  Thsi other guy had been running SEM at a smaller
facility for years and thought he should have gotten the job.  I ahveno
idea why.. but they recruited Sue (my friend) for the job.. not him. So
sad, too bad for him....  HEy- she has a lot of intellgience and drive.
She does not sit around expecting things to come to her... and she
definitely does not sleep her way to the top.  Geesh. oh well.

Sp,
At Medtronix, one is rewarded based upon ability, attitude and hard
work.. some curmongeons just think they deserve certain positions and
awards because of their titles (PhD or what not) and their longevity.

The title of my poster that won that silly reward so long ago in 1996
was
"Serum Creatinine Kinase, Creatine-kinase-MB, and Troponin-I Levels
Following Ventricular Radiofrequency Ablation"

Oh and what happend to that PhD?  Unfortuantely he lost his job at
Medtronix about 3 years ago and then went through a nasty divorce.

YIKES.  So sad.  I really liked the guy even though he gave me a hard
time about my abilities. I really hope he is doing well now.

-Sue  
PS Everything I said above is true.
Joel M. Eichen - 10 Oct 2005 12:18 GMT
>> This would have been relevant when I was doing the Master's in Neuro.
>> We had to do a lot of that stuff ourselves. We had no secretary or
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
>I am sure you did some great presentations.  I am not laughing at
>that!.

Actually its the most important part of dentistry ........

Chapter XVI: The Presenting Of The Bill.

Joel

>I am also sure that you did not mean to be insulting by assuming that
>my role at Medtronix is limited to secretarial work and/or support
[quoted text clipped - 54 lines]
>-Sue  
>PS Everything I said above is true.
somebody - 11 Oct 2005 14:57 GMT
JOel and Sp,

Quick correction.  I wrote"

" I have no
idea why.. but they recruited Sue (my friend) for the job.. "

My friend reminded me that she had gone back to school for master
degree in Materials Science..(which the other person did not have). She
had also been awarded technical contributor of the year for work on the
feedthrough (where the lead attaches to the impulse generator of the
pacemaker...)

That is why they recruited her for the SEM position.

I did not mean to make it sound like she was not qualified or that
MEdtroniX just decided things willie nillie.

-Sue

PS I wanted to mention to Stovepipe. Beach VB is (was) fun!  I no
longer play.  It requires so much more strength, agility and power than
playing in a gym. Just don't have that anymore.  It is still fun to
watch.

:-)

OK.  Back to work here.

Please keep us updated on your secretary! It is a rather interesting
dilemma that I hope works out ok for you in the end.

Sincerely,
Sue
StovePipe - 12 Oct 2005 16:39 GMT
OK.  Back to work here.

Please keep us updated on your secretary! It is a rather interesting
dilemma that I hope works out ok for you in the end.

Sincerely,
Sue
-----------------------------
I've bought a machine gun, dna my Policeman's Ball tickets are already
paid.... :-/

SP
StovePipe - 11 Oct 2005 23:55 GMT
> I am also sure that you did not mean to be insulting by assuming that
> my role at Medtronix is limited to secretarial work and/or support
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
> However your assumptions reminded me of a PhD's comments at Medtronix
> that I once worked with.

> -Sue
> PS Everything I said above is true.

Well, having had some experience with research into neurologic and
bio-med-information systems at the Masters' level,the only research
positions I know are Masters', PhD, Post Doc Fellow, secretary,
research assistant/assocciate. If you don't fit into one of those, I
don't know what function you have at Medtronix. There is more to a
wooden match than meets the eye.

Cheers
SP
StovePipe - 11 Oct 2005 23:58 GMT
> I am also sure that you did not mean to be insulting by assuming that
> my role at Medtronix is limited to secretarial work and/or support
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
> However your assumptions reminded me of a PhD's comments at Medtronix
> that I once worked with.

> -Sue
> PS Everything I said above is true.

Well, having had some experience with research into neurologic and
bio-med-information systems at the Masters' level,the only research
positions I know are Masters', PhD, Post Doc Fellow, secretary,
research assistant/assocciate. If you don't fit into one of those, I
don't know what function you have at Medtronix. There is more to a
wooden match than meets the eye.

Cheers
SP
StovePipe - 05 Oct 2005 05:10 GMT
> >I can't get FREEZE.PANES to work. It takes a logical value (TRUE/FALSE)
> >and a column and row arguement. I've tried many combinations and they
> >don't work. Does anybody know how to make that function work?

Tom Writed:
> Not sure I understand what you want to do from your description but
> the Freeze Panes function works by highlighting the row or column
> under or to the right of the one you want to freeze and then hitting
> Window ->Freeze Panes.
>
> If that isn't what you want then describe it better!

That's it. I used your advice, turned on the Macro Record and set it up
in three or four lines. Thanks

SP
carabelli - 05 Oct 2005 05:30 GMT
>> >I can't get FREEZE.PANES to work. It takes a logical value (TRUE/FALSE)
>> >and a column and row arguement. I've tried many combinations and they
[quoted text clipped - 12 lines]
>
> SP

If you think she is, she is.  And probably more than you think.

1. start looking for a replacement - yesterday.

2. CYA - in the good old USA it's probably an indefensible dismissal to fire
someone for falsifying hours and/or embezzling unless it is strictly spelled
out in the office policy that you can't do that, and you have a documented,
signed employee form.  IOW, totally unacceptable behavior from any rationale
point of view is OK if it is not documented in your signed, witnessed office
policies.  I suppose first thing tomorrow I should add that it is grounds
for immediate dismissal if you urinate in the waiting room.

You think I'm kidding - not the way our great court system works today.

 You can't believe the stuff I have been told in confidence by others in
this situation.  I got stiffed on one with unemployment claims - she should
have been arrested and in the county jail.

What do I do, pay out the nose for two years with Kansas Employment Security
crap.  Doughnuts to Fawk's pig turds she was working all the time too and
double dipping.

 Not for embezzlement - not a chance in my office - other stuff...........

Personally, I would just change the locks tomorrow and send her packing.
Sometimes it's worth it and more.

carabelli
Dartos - 05 Oct 2005 18:33 GMT
> Personally, I would just change the locks tomorrow and send her packing.
> Sometimes it's worth it and more.
>
> carabelli

The Crazy Jayhawker is right!

I had one assistant that just never was a hard worker and just did
enough to get by.  My other assistant would jump in and get stuff
done, even taking over jobs that the lazy one had kind of started.

She (lazy one) eventually said that she couldn't take the harrassment
and quit.  I wished her well as I closed the door behind her.

A month later she filed for unemployment!  I won the first dispute by
just saying that she had quit on her own.  She appealed and I had to
waste time on a teleconference with the State.  I won that one too, but
it was quite upsetting.  Thank God I had never patted her on the back
(or backside!).  Small town folk aren't all nice either.

Dartos
StovePipe - 06 Oct 2005 07:13 GMT
Dartos furthered:

A month later she filed for unemployment!  I won the first dispute by
just saying that she had quit on her own.  She appealed and I had to
waste time on a teleconference with the State.  I won that one too, but

it was quite upsetting.  Thank God I had never patted her on the back
(or backside!).  Small town folk aren't all nice either.
Dartos
-----------------

Gads!

It's to the point that one can't even compliment an employee without
running some kind of risk! I'm sure this lady knows her options very
well by now. Things are gonna get rough for a while. I hope there are
others out there who are learning something from this...
Thanks
SP
Joel M. Eichen - 06 Oct 2005 11:56 GMT
>Dartos furthered:
>
[quoted text clipped - 15 lines]
>Thanks
>SP

That's it. That is why we got laws!

Joel
StovePipe - 06 Oct 2005 05:08 GMT
Carabelli JawBreaker suggests:

If you think she is, she is.  And probably more than you think.
--------------------------------
She _is_... She's been awarding herself five hours a week more than
we've been in the shop, and sometimes more. She has been calculating
the pays for the three of them, and I have been just signing the
cheques: real trusting-like... 'till I noticed that if her calculated
pay was 468$ in a week, the cheque would often be for 568$ or something
like that. I have looked at the pays vs the cheque book ledger and I
calculate about 2000$ there alone. I don't know exactly how many extra
hours for the year, but I do know for the last three weeks... I could
accuse her of thievery and leave it at that.

I decided instead to computerize the daily ledger sheet (Mardan: double
receipt with carbon copy of all the transactions on a big sheet. I t is
easy as hell to do: The totals of column 3 minus column 4 plus comumn 6
must equal comumn 7 plus column 2 unless it is a full moon and Suzie Q
is playin' on the radio.... It is made for people like me who have
small dental outfits and are not computerized.

I will do the balancing myself, and I will announce tomorrow (Thursday,
the last day we work before the long weekend) that I will be
repatriating the task of calculating the pays to my self. I will do
this 'because the CPA has strongly suggested I inform myself more
closely as to the workings of the shop...' (He _has_, but he hasn't an
explanation as to why she is tacking money onto her pays.

_I _ have a feeling that she is doing this because she is desparate for
$$$, as her husband is on 'Paternity Leave' after being on accident pay
for getting half of one of his fingers cut off on the job. I think that
when I face her with the overestimated hours, along with picking _one_
example of her overestimated net pays, she will bolt. She will do this
because she cannot make ends meet with the salary I'm supposed to be
paying her. I just hope she hasn't poisoned the other two beyond
repair.

Of course, all of this is my _own_ fault: for not computerizing the
clinic before, and by not keeping my nose in all aspects of the works.
I've been the type to let them each do their own thing, as long as the
work gets done. I see that more rigor is needed in many aspects of our
operation.

1. start looking for a replacement - yesterday.
---------------------------

I'm gonna get a numbered mail box (Post Office box) this week (Friday)
and I'm putting my add in the paper for Saturday. I'm hoping she sends
me her CV.

2. CYA - in the good old USA it's probably an indefensible dismissal to
fire
someone for falsifying hours and/or embezzling unless it is strictly
spelled
out in the office policy that you can't do that, and you have a
documented,
signed employee form.

------------------------

You can accuse them of stealing and swear out a warrant. Of course,
that means lawyers...

IOW, totally unacceptable behavior from any rationale
point of view is OK if it is not documented in your signed, witnessed
office
policies.  I suppose first thing tomorrow I should add that it is
grounds
for immediate dismissal if you urinate in the waiting room.
-----------------

Oh.... do they do that at your place too? Or do they just threaten to
do it and then just fart? ;-)

You think I'm kidding - not the way our great court system works today.

 You can't believe the stuff I have been told in confidence by others
in
this situation.  I got stiffed on one with unemployment claims - she
should
have been arrested and in the county jail.
------------------

Too expensive, and she knows it.

What do I do, pay out the nose for two years with Kansas Employment
Security
crap.  Doughnuts to Fawk's pig turds she was working all the time too
and
double dipping.
------------

She was shovelling Fawks' pig turds in her spare time...

What is 'double dipping' ?

 Not for embezzlement - not a chance in my office - other
stuff...........

Personally, I would just change the locks tomorrow and send her
packing.
Sometimes it's worth it and more.

I can't do that reasonably and hope to keep the other two. Their
situation should become evident immediately when I put the screws on
the front desk's pay cheque.

carabelli

Thanks

SP
Joel M. Eichen - 06 Oct 2005 11:57 GMT
>Carabelli JawBreaker suggests:
>
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
>hours for the year, but I do know for the last three weeks... I could
>accuse her of thievery and leave it at that.

You had a partner ......

You didn't know about it .....

>I decided instead to computerize the daily ledger sheet (Mardan: double
>receipt with carbon copy of all the transactions on a big sheet. I t is
[quoted text clipped - 94 lines]
>
>SP
StovePipe - 06 Oct 2005 23:20 GMT
You had a partner ......

You didn't know about it .....
---------------------------------------------

You're right: except she is not taking _any_ of the risks.

SP
letsconnect - 04 Oct 2005 01:13 GMT
Get a new iBook. They're fantastic (mine is flying along :-)). And very
reasonably priced.
StovePipe - 05 Oct 2005 05:28 GMT
I do have an iBook G3 clam shell, and that's what I've been using to
post here, and I will be again, Once I get that $%%?&?& rooter working
to accept the two set ups;

Thanks

SP
Joel M. Eichen - 06 Oct 2005 00:56 GMT
>I do have an iBook G3 clam shell, and that's what I've been using to
>post here, and I will be again, Once I get that $%%?&?& rooter working
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>
>SP

That's the problem ... Roto-Rooter don't do Windows ........
 
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