A couple had been debating  buying a vehicle  for weeks.
He wanted a truck.  She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could
zip through traffic around town.

He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everything she
seemed to like was way out of their price range.

"Look!" she said, "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in just a few
seconds.   Nothing else will do.   My birdthday is coming up so surprise
me!"

He did just that.
For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.

Nobody has seen or hear from him since.

Continued remark.

Nothing much else of interest on the colitis group.    Everybody complaining
but not listening to what could be of help.

Gail