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Why Waste Money At The Dentist?

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Joel M. Eichen - 08 May 2005 22:57 GMT
Why Waste Money At The Dentist?

Said rhetorically of course!

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johngohde@naturalhealthperspective.com - 09 May 2005 17:15 GMT
> Why Waste Money At The Dentist?

I have not paid a dentist one penny since 1991, at the age of 41. :)

> How much are you willing to pay for whiter teeth?

Nothing!  My full set of dentures have a nature shade of yellow by
design of the dentist. Middle-aged and older adults naturally have
yellow rather than bright white teeth.

Just thought that you might want to know.

> The secret?

Not having insane ideas, like humans are to supposed to have bright
white teeth.  They are not.
Mark & Steven Bornfeld - 09 May 2005 19:50 GMT
>>Why Waste Money At The Dentist?
>
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> Not having insane ideas, like humans are to supposed to have bright
> white teeth.  They are not.

    Not like this guy?

http://movies.msn.com/photos/gallery.aspx?photo=473043&gallery=7789#photos

Steve

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718-258-5001

Tony Bad - 09 May 2005 20:58 GMT
> > Not having insane ideas, like humans are to supposed to have bright
> > white teeth.  They are not.
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>
> Steve

Those are what you call American Standard teeth, as they used the same color
porcelain they use to make toilet bowls.

T
Mark & Steven Bornfeld - 09 May 2005 21:03 GMT
>>>Not having insane ideas, like humans are to supposed to have bright
>>>white teeth.  They are not.
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
>
> T

My wife wanted the A3.5 toilet bowl.

Steve

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718-258-5001

Steven Fawks - 09 May 2005 22:32 GMT
Excellent choice.

Fawks

> My wife wanted the A3.5 toilet bowl.
>
> Steve
StovePipe - 11 May 2005 05:26 GMT
> > Those are what you call American Standard teeth, as they used the same color
> > porcelain they use to make toilet bowls.
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>
> Steve

I once dated a gal about whom I would refer, in retrospect, as BEING an
A3.5 toilet bowl, with th' handle stuck open, and the water continually
running, making ugly gurgling noises...

Ain't love a bitch....

SP
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Finally: take out the TRASHH

Mark & Steven Bornfeld - 11 May 2005 14:33 GMT
> I once dated a gal about whom I would refer, in retrospect, as BEING an
> A3.5 toilet bowl, with th' handle stuck open, and the water continually
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>
> SP

    I've heard of praying to the porcelain god, but that is ridiculous!

Steve

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Bill - 11 May 2005 20:16 GMT
> I have not paid a dentist one penny since 1991, at the age of 41. :)

> > How much are you willing to pay for whiter teeth?

> Nothing!  My full set of dentures have a nature shade of yellow by
> design of the dentist.

And let's not forget that Ray Charles never paid his optometrist one
penny, either.

- dentaldoc
StovePipe - 11 May 2005 05:26 GMT
>  SPECIAL FREE BONUS FOR
> WHITENING LIGHT CUSTOMERS!
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> (Just pay extra shipping)
> California Beauty® 'Sun' Sunless Tanning Lotion

I can picture it... Your teeth will be so white that every one around
you will have to wear welder's goggles to protect their eyes... Wicked
at the beach...

Hey... ggogles.....

Anyone remember that 'B' movie whereby there were these Nazi mutant
ninja undead zombie panzer troops lyin' in wait in shallow water near a
beach around this deserted island, waitin' for intruders? They had full
Nazi Storm Trooper uniforms and they wore these welder's goggles to
protect their undead eyes, and they were superhuman... After alot of the
survivors of a shipwreck got kilt, somebody figgured out that all you
had to do was rip off their goggles...

<the Pipe blocks his ears as all two of youse who remember this film
groan and hide the fact that y'all remember it...>

What does this have to do with teeth whitening???????

---- Yes -----

SP
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Finally: take out the TRASHH

 
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