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Medical Forum / General / Dentistry / November 2004Dictionary of smd Insults
An insult isn't an insult unless you've insulted the one you intended to unsult! So ...... we need to be sure there is no confusion about our intentions to insult or not to insult. Sometimes what sounds insulting is actually anything but an insult! (Right, boys and girls?) If we are going to be insulted or insulting as part of our routine-fun in smd ... it might also be fun to put together a "Dictionary of smd Insults" so that we speak the same language ... sort of like the rapper's dictionary, the surfer's dictionary ... we could have the "smd dictionary of insults" A long time ago, someone hurled this one at me: "You're a girl!" Now, I know it was supposed to be insulting but looking back, it was really more of an announcement of shock than it was particularly an insult ... *because*, I wasn't insulted!! (I knew I was "a girl" all along... and quite frankly, I thought it was really very, very funny!!) Usenet can get mean and nasty. And sometimes all of us can act childish ... but hopefully not *all the time* !!! So, we could begin with: "You're a girl!": --- defined as .... --- "hey, you heifer": __________________________ I hope everyone understands that I offer this with a strong sense of humor and a bit of the webby wit Webby with Wit (sometimes) There might need to be one requirement: Who coined the insult? For example: "Old man": A friendly birthday greeting from one man to another, both relatively the same age but choosing to exaggerate the age of the one minimally oder, or perhaps the same age. Coined by Dr. Steve Now ... we know that there have been others who have used the term "Old man" ... but for the sake of example, I used this one because it's a perfect example of an insult that is not intended to be insulting *and* it was used in smd "discussion". In the case of "hey, you heifer" ... we'll need to see who wrote that little-known insult before we can define it and acknowledge properly its author! (I have some spare time today because it's a day of waiting for people to come to the house -- carpenters, plumbers ... that sort of day... so I needed a little distraction from the "mess" around me) TW In article <nospamattmjiatroepidemicnospam-1E3E6D.09504104112004@orngca-news03.soca l.rr.com>, > An insult isn't an insult unless you've insulted the one you intended to > unsult! So ...... we need to be sure there is no confusion about our [quoted text clipped - 28 lines] > > Webby with Wit (sometimes) Do we lose points if we use google to search the archives?  Signature~+--~+--~+--~+--~+-- Stephen Mancuso, D.D.S. Troy, Michigan, USA .................................................... This posting is intended for informational or conversational purposes only. Always seek the opinion of a licensed dental professional before acting on the advice or opinion expressed here. Only a dentist who has examined you in person can diagnose your problems and make decisions which will affect your health. ...................... > There might need to be one requirement: Who coined the insult? > [quoted text clipped - 55 lines] >> >> Webby with Wit (sometimes) Hmmmmmmmm...... well, that would take some of the fun out of it, wouldn't it???? Putting on your goggles to Google ... I think as long as you wear your protective goggles while Googling, you can maintain your score. If you don't wear your goggles ... you will lose points. Now this is based on an honor system, of course. TW > Do we lose points if we use google to search the archives? > [quoted text clipped - 57 lines] > >> > >> Webby with Wit (sometimes) > Hmmmmmmmm...... well, that would take some of the fun out of it, > wouldn't it???? Putting on your goggles Goggles.... humm that reminds me of my favorite put down from the film Enigma staring Kate Winslet as Hester..... Mermagen: D'you know, without your glasses, you don't look half bad. Hester Wallace: Do you know, without my glasses, nor do you? ..but it's not quite the same unless you say it the way Kate does. sigh. Good one! > "The Webby" <nospamattmjiatroepidemicnospam@san.rr.com> wrote in message > news:nospamattmjiatroepidemicnospam-D18F4D.10250004112004@orngca-news03.socal. [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > > ..but it's not quite the same unless you say it the way Kate does. sigh. I like it Signature~+--~+--~+--~+--~+-- Stephen Mancuso, D.D.S. Troy, Michigan, USA .................................................... This posting is intended for informational or conversational purposes only. Always seek the opinion of a licensed dental professional before acting on the advice or opinion expressed here. Only a dentist who has examined you in person can diagnose your problems and make decisions which will affect your health. ...................... > >> Hmmmmmmmm...... well, that would take some of the fun out of it, [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > > ..but it's not quite the same unless you say it the way Kate does. sigh. >> Hmmmmmmmm...... well, that would take some of the fun out of it, >> wouldn't it???? Putting on your goggles > >Goggles.... humm that reminds me of my favorite put down from the film >Enigma staring Kate Winslet as Hester..... Jan Drew often posts about coffee enigmas to remove mercury ....... >Mermagen: D'you know, without your glasses, you don't look half bad. >Hester Wallace: Do you know, without my glasses, nor do you? > >..but it's not quite the same unless you say it the way Kate does. sigh. >Hmmmmmmmm...... well, that would take some of the fun out of it, >wouldn't it???? Putting on your goggles to Google ... I think as long >as you wear your protective goggles while Googling, you can maintain >your score. If you don't wear your goggles ... you will lose points. >Now this is based on an honor system, of course. One cannot google without googgles....... er goggles ....... >TW > [quoted text clipped - 59 lines] >> >> >> >> Webby with Wit (sometimes) >Do we lose points if we use google to search the archives? Depends ....... are you wearing your goggles or not? Joel > An insult isn't an insult unless you've insulted the one you intended to > unsult! So ...... we need to be sure there is no confusion about our [quoted text clipped - 21 lines] > > "hey, you heifer": Pus-Gut, Whale-Belly > __________________________ > > I hope everyone understands that I offer this with a strong sense of > humor and a bit of the webby wit > > Webby with Wit (sometimes) you are a girl ---- It would be feeling of some suprise,joy etc and If somebody doesnt have composites in his mounth It could have sexual meaning also regards > An insult isn't an insult unless you've insulted the one you intended to > unsult! So ...... we need to be sure there is no confusion about our [quoted text clipped - 28 lines] > > Webby with Wit (sometimes) Ahhhh....clever! TW > you are a girl ---- It would be feeling of some suprise,joy etc > and If somebody doesnt have composites in his mounth It could have sexual [quoted text clipped - 36 lines] > > > > Webby with Wit (sometimes) |
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