On Mar 1, 5:51 am, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD"
<heartdo...@emorycardiology.com> wrote:

A Chinaman walks into a bank, and after waiting for 20 minutes in
line, he goes straight to a customer service rep. and says, "Hey,
lady, I got this here check for deposit and I'll be goddamned if I am
going to wait in that line anymore.

" "Please", says the woman. "I won't have that kind of language in
this bank."

"Well excuse me, the Chinaman replied, but this fuckin' check ain't
drawing any goddamned interest with you yappin' away about my
language."

"Sir, I don't have to take this abuse" she says.

"Well then let's get the fuckin' manager okay? I mean what kind of
sh.t is this I have to put up with?"

The manager is summoned, and says "What seems to be the problem?"

The woman says, "This Chinaman is using vulgar language and I won't
stand for it."

The Chinaman says "Hey, all the f.ck I'm trying to do in this
goddamned bank, for Christ's sake, is deposit this fuckin' check for 2
million dollars."

The startled manager looks at the check and then at the man and says
"Jesus f.cking Christ - and this whore won't help you?"