From the Gospel of Marijuana (MaryJane) Magdalene
Smoke marijuana ... be hungry ... be healthy ... Smoke more
mariijuana .... be hungrier ... be blessed.
Was Jesus a pothead, because after all from the "good" book
Psalm 103:15
As for man, his days are like GRASS, he flourishes like a flower of
the field;
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD - 28 Feb 2008 23:39 GMT
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Idioticsatan
J666 - 29 Feb 2008 00:08 GMT
On Feb 28, 5:39 pm, Ejac
> http://HeartMDPhD.com/ChungsPalm 23:4
On Feb 28, 11:52 am, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD"
<heartdo...@emorycardiology.com> wrote:
> http://ABChung.LiveJournal.com/87043.html
>
> May dear neighbors, friends, and brethren have a blessedly wonderful
> 2008th year since the birth of our LO <snip nonsense>
A guy named Andrew goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, you've got to help
me. My penis is orange." Doctor pauses to think and asks the guy to
drop his pants so he can check. Damned if the guy's penis isn't
orange. Doc tells the guy, "This is very strange. Sometimes things
like this are caused by a lot of stress in a person's life."
He asks the guy, "How's your home life?" The guy says, "Well, I got
divorced about eight months ago." The doc figures that this has got to
be the reason for all of the guys stress. Guy says, "No. For years,
all I listened to was nag, nag, nag. God, am I glad to be rid of that
old bitch." So the doc takes a few minutes to think a little longer.
He inquires, "Do you have any hobbies or a social life?" The guy
replies, "No, not really. Most nights I sit home, watch some porno
flicks and munch on Cheetos."
J666 - 28 Feb 2008 23:07 GMT
Andrew "Ejac" Chung's Palm 23:4
What Ejac recites to himself all the time:
Yea, though I sit at my computer typing and masturbating, I will fear
no good: for I am alone; my rod and my shaft they comfort me.
On Feb 28, 4:43 pm, J A
> A guy named Andrew goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, you've got to help
> me. My penis is orange." Doctor pauses to think and asks the guy to
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> replies, "No, not really. Most nights I sit home, watch some porno
> flicks and munch on Cheetos."
Mike Mordant - 29 Feb 2008 02:28 GMT
> Andrew "Ejac" Chung's Palm 23:4
>
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> > replies, "No, not really. Most nights I sit home, watch some porno
> > flicks and munch on Cheetos."
Palm Sunday is coming up on March 16.
Does Andy have a big day planned?
J666 - 29 Feb 2008 02:39 GMT
On Feb 28, 8:28 pm, Mike Mordant
>
> Palm Sunday is coming up on March 16.
>
> Does Andy have a big day planned?
LOL. Will have to wait and see.
Brings new meaning to Andy trying to palm off his 2 Pound Omer
Approach as legitimate.
Since dates come from the Date Palm tree, wonder if we will see the 2
Pound Date Approach?
Mike Mordant - 29 Feb 2008 02:59 GMT
> On Feb 28, 8:28 pm, Mike Mordant
> >
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> Since dates come from the Date Palm tree, wonder if we will see the 2
> Pound Date Approach?
I dated a girl that was so skinny she resembled that remark.
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD - 29 Feb 2008 06:57 GMT
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Idioticsatan
Heartdoc - 29 Feb 2008 04:55 GMT
> He asks the guy, "How's your home life?" The guy says, "Well, I got
> divorced about eight months ago." The doc figures that this has got to
> be the reason for all of the guys stress.
Aww.. a shame indeed. Would you happen to know the reason for the divorce?
J666 - 29 Feb 2008 12:56 GMT
On Feb 28, 10:55 pm, "Heartdoc".
> Aww.. a shame indeed. Would you happen to know the reason for the
divorce?
Maybe he loved his hand more than his wife.