Jesus f.cking Christ Compatibility Test
Produced by Jesus Christ Compatability Tests, LLC.

Name_____________________ Age___ Date________

All test forms will be given to Jesus Christ, where the questionnaire
will be assessed for overall correctness, honesty and accuracy. You
will receive results via email or telephone by Mr. Christ himself.

1. You find Jesus attractive...
A. Always

2. Jesus is funny...
A. Always

3. Jesus is... (circle all that apply)
A. Good looking
B. A real Cool Cat
C. Holy
D. Intelligent
E. Athletic
F. Gentlemanly
G. Nice to be around
H. Ingenious
I. Handsome
J. Built Ford tough
K. Well hung
L. Godly
M. Caring
N. Tolerant
O. Sexy

4. Given the chance, would you make crazy, sweaty car sex with Jesus?
A. Yes.

5. Choose the best choice to describe yourself.
A. I am a tall blonde with blue eyes and a nice rack
B. I am a tall brunette with brown eyes and a nice rack

6. Your parents make...
A. An a.s load of money
B. A lot of money
C. Quite a few bills
D. We are rich
E. All of the above

7. You like the ______ sex position.
A. Anal

8. Are you a fat chick?
A. No

9. Complete the sentence. Jesus is the best at...
A. Vomiting on midgets
B. Ejaculating on businessmen
C. Storming weekday mass
D. Solid anal

10. Please circle your sexual preference.
A. Jesus Christ

After I finish f.cking your family, we'll see if you are built Ford
tough enough to f.ck me. Enjoy!