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Medical Forum / General / Cardiology / December 2007BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Behold in wide-eyed wonder and amazement: http://heartmdphd.com/StrongMan.asp Excerpt: ************************************************ Friend (looking concerned): "I have never heard a stomach growl so loudly. You must be starving, aren't you?" You (smiling): "No. That is my stomach singing and laughing. Its sounds are music to my ears. My heart doctor has taught me that starving people are not hungry." ************************************************ Did your heart doctor also teach you that metabolism is a relativistic process? Archie Leach <archie@antispam.ham> > Behold in wide-eyed wonder and amazement: > [quoted text clipped - 15 lines] > Did your heart doctor also teach you that metabolism is a relativistic > process? Going by that page -- and mind you, I'm talking purely about style, independent of the content -- don't you think that Andrew would fit right in as a writer for Jack Chick tracts? -- cary > Archie Leach <arc...@antispam.ham> > [quoted text clipped - 21 lines] > independent of the content -- don't you think that Andrew > would fit right in as a writer for Jack Chick tracts? ROFL! (written laughter is open derision) He'd be perfect. "Indeed, your love for me has made me 10 times hungrier!" It's like watching a train wreck seeing this guy come apart, but somehow I can't seem to stop laughing at him! Perhaps it's his attitude. I had kind of left him alone until I saw him gloating over Bob Pastorio's death. Insane or not, that's pretty sick. -Panama Floyd, Atlanta. aa#2015/KoBAAWA! > > Archie Leach <arc...@antispam.ham> > > [quoted text clipped - 24 lines] > ROFL! (written laughter is open derision) He'd be perfect. "Indeed, > your love for me has made me 10 times hungrier!" I was more thinking about the stylistic (and I use the term loosely) -- the stylistic convention in Chick tracts wherein our plucky, clear-eyed, resolute little Christian hero (generally blond, always a boy) swifty confounds the foil of the piece -- unbeliever, Catholic Jew, Muslim, Professor of Evolution -- by asking him a series of questions, mixed with quotations from the Bible, whereupon the nemesis is quickly either converted to Christianity or completely discredited. They're like plays written by fifth-graders -- in real life, no one ever responds to "But did you ever consider that this wonderful world must have been made by some powerful being" with "My gosh, Bobby, I never thought of that! Tell me, how can I become a Christian?" But in Chick tracts -- and, apparently, in among Andrew's neighbors -- conversations are that stilted. > It's like watching a train wreck seeing this guy come apart, I know. Looking at his posts from just a few years back, the difference is unsettling. > but somehow I can't seem to stop laughing at him! Perhaps it's his > attitude. I had kind of left him alone until I saw him gloating over > Bob Pastorio's death. Insane or not, that's pretty sick. He does continue to rub his forelegs together with unseemly glee, doesn't he? -- cary > In article <18431a41-13b2-4a70-964e-8e53a39d8...@e25g2000prg.googlegroups.com> panamfl...@hotmail.com writes: > [quoted text clipped - 42 lines] > powerful being" with "My gosh, Bobby, I never thought of that! > Tell me, how can I become a Christian?" Oh, OK. I see where you're going with it now. And you're right! Y'know, that stuff would explain a lot about some of the other xians. They always seem so shocked when their targets tell `em to stuff it, instead of immediately converting. > But in Chick tracts -- and, apparently, in among Andrew's > neighbors -- conversations are that stilted. Yeah, like mindless robots. Hell, in Andy's case he's well on the way... > > It's like watching a train wreck seeing this guy come apart, > [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > He does continue to rub his forelegs together with unseemly glee, > doesn't he? St.Jackanapes paid Bob a great tribute over on his a.f.j.c. website: http://jackanapes.ws/pastorino.html If you haven't seen it yet. -PF > > In article <18431a41-13b2-4a70-964e-8e53a39d8...@e25g2000prg.googlegroups.com> panamfl...@hotmail.com writes: > > [quoted text clipped - 71 lines] > > If you haven't seen it yet. Yes, I had seen that one, thanks. And looking at the original from which that was photoshpped, I'm struck at what a genial, fun-loving person Bob looks to have been. And what a contrast that is with the pinched, small-souled, and vindictive persona Andrew projects over Usenet. (Andrew: obligatory Ecclesiastes bit goes here) -- cary > > > In article <18431a41-13b2-4a70-964e-8e53a39d8...@e25g2000prg.googlegroups.com> panamfl...@hotmail.com writes: > > > [quoted text clipped - 80 lines] > > (Andrew: obligatory Ecclesiastes bit goes here) this one is still the killer http://jackanapes.ws/2pdcat.html FR > In article <18431a41-13b2-4a70-964e-8e53a39d8...@e25g2000prg.googlegroups.com> panamfl...@hotmail.com writes: <Snip> > > but somehow I can't seem to stop laughing at him! Perhaps it's his > > attitude. I had kind of left him alone until I saw him gloating over > > Bob Pastorio's death. Insane or not, that's pretty sick. > > He does continue to rub his forelegs together with unseemly glee, > doesn't he? Dammit, Cary! <Mopping up> A bill from Residence Life for my new keyboard will be delivered to you by campus mail. Brenda >> In article >> <18431a41-13b2-4a70-964e-8e53a39d8...@e25g2000prg.googlegroups.com> [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > Dammit, Cary! <Mopping up> A bill from Residence Life for my new > keyboard will be delivered to you by campus mail. I suggest a class action. Cary is a menace to keyboards!!!!  SignatureMark K. Bilbo a.a. #1423 EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion ------------------------------------------------------------ JWs: "If we were to tell you that there is an army of angels waiting in Heaven, and on the Day of Judgement they will be unleashed upon the world to slay all the unbelievers, what would your response be?" "Pre-emptive nuclear strike." > >> In article > >> <18431a41-13b2-4a70-964e-8e53a39d8...@e25g2000prg.googlegroups.com> [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > > I suggest a class action. Cary is a menace to keyboards!!!! All your B's are ours. -- cary >> >> In article >> >> <18431a41-13b2-4a70-964e-8e53a39d8...@e25g2000prg.googlegroups.com> [quoted text clipped - 15 lines] > > All your B's are ours. You better Return them! SignatureMark K. Bilbo a.a. #1423 EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion ------------------------------------------------------------ "Arrogance has to be earned. Tell me what you've done to earn yours." - Dr. House > Archie Leach <archie@antispam.ham> >> Behold in wide-eyed wonder and amazement: [quoted text clipped - 20 lines] > independent of the content -- don't you think that Andrew would fit > right in as a writer for Jack Chick tracts? You think this obsession with hunger not being hunger has something do with Andy's... well, he can't have any income... SignatureMark K. Bilbo a.a. #1423 EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion ------------------------------------------------------------ Let me get this straight: You believe that a cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own father will let you live forever if you pretend to eat his flesh, drink his blood, and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that he put there a long time ago as punishment for all humanity because a rib-woman made from a dust-man was convinced by a talking snake to eat fruit from a magical tree. - Unknown *plonk* >*plonk* You've already *plonk*ed me 3 or 4 times, s0ck. >>*plonk* > >You've already *plonk*ed me 3 or 4 times, s0ck. And a brand-new UV point for Archie. SignatureSupreme Leader of the Brainwashed Followers of Art Deco Official "Usenet psychopath and born-again LLPOF minion", as designated by Brad Guth COOSN-266-06-39716 >>>*plonk* >> >>You've already *plonk*ed me 3 or 4 times, s0ck. > >And a brand-new UV point for Archie. With the night I'm having (women, argh) I'll take whatever consolation I can get. A semi-related question on UV points: How many UV points do I get for drawing a response (indirectly) a few months ago in the Boston Red Sox newsgroup from some fellow who stated that I'd been in his killfile for -NINE- years? FWIW, in that general same flame-skirmish between rec.sport.football.college and alt.sports.baseball.bos-redsox, some Red Sox jackass who shall remain nameless decided to go real life on a fairly well known Usenet personality (he's in Wikipedia, if that means anything) by the name of Jay Furr (c.f. alt.fan.jay-furr), and got him in deep sh.t (for the time being) with Jay's employer, for posting (apparently on company time) to Usenet. That was a total gimp move, as far as I'm concerned. >>>>*plonk* >>> [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > months ago in the Boston Red Sox newsgroup from some fellow who stated > that I'd been in his killfile for -NINE- years? That's impressive. He killfiled you back when I was still a regular reader of RSFC and making snarky comments about Mike Dahmus, Net-Legend. Still, a plonking doesn't normally count as a UV point, as it's not on the official lits. http://www.screedbomb.info/coosn/ Q: What are "UV points"? 1. Threats of violence, especially death. (one point per kook) 2. Lists, i.e. *real* lists, not just mentions of two or three names in the same post. One list per kook, unless the lists are clearly meant to serve different purposes. 3. Fanboi sites (one point per kook, not one point per site. Minimum qualification is a whole page about you; pages containing lists don't score extra if the list also appears on Usenet) 4. Fanboi newsgroups (one point per kook, not one point per group) 5. Attempts at real-life contact (e.g. posting phone numbers) 6. Fake awards, revenge nominations etc. (one point per kook) 7. Mentions in a newsgroup FAQ (e.g. soc.men). 8. Being the target of a Kooksuit (one point per kook) However, a public declaration of being in someone's killfile for so long is impressive enough that I'll grant you one UV point. BTW, I did rule in favor of Fred Phelps/Westboro Baptist Church/GodHatesFags being eligible for the Bobo, but I haven't seen a nomination. Are you going to nominate them? Also, I ruled against your nomination of Chung for a fourth VVFWS award, but I recommended that he be nominated for Looney Maroon instead. I also reminded readers that he is now eligible for Coward of the Month. Care to morph your VVFWS nom into one or both of those? > FWIW, in that general same flame-skirmish between > rec.sport.football.college and alt.sports.baseball.bos-redsox, some [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > That was a total gimp move, as far as I'm concerned. Someone netkkkopped a true net-legend like Joel Furr? If you didn't want the offender to remain nameless, I'd be all in favor of his nomination for Busted Urinal or Coward of the Month. SignaturePinku-Sensei FNVW of AUK Acting Pollmaster of AFA-B Official Overseer of Kooks & Trolls in rec.arts.marching.drumcorps http://www.caballista.org/auk/index.html >BTW, I did rule in favor of Fred Phelps/Westboro Baptist >Church/GodHatesFags being eligible for the Bobo, but I haven't seen a >nomination. Are you going to nominate them? Yes. Pheel Phree to second. >>BTW, I did rule in favor of Fred Phelps/Westboro Baptist >>Church/GodHatesFags being eligible for the Bobo, but I haven't seen a >>nomination. Are you going to nominate them? > >Yes. Pheel Phree to second. SUBSCRIBE!!!! Seconded. - BL >>>BTW, I did rule in favor of Fred Phelps/Westboro Baptist >>>Church/GodHatesFags being eligible for the Bobo, but I haven't seen a [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > >- BL Andy Benhur Chung's hero is thurded. SignatureSupreme Leader of the Brainwashed Followers of Art Deco Official "Usenet psychopath and born-again LLPOF minion", as designated by Brad Guth COOSN-266-06-39716 >Someone netkkkopped a true net-legend like Joel Furr? If you didn't >want the offender to remain nameless, I'd be all in favor of his >nomination for Busted Urinal or Coward of the Month. It happened back in October, so it's out of date for Nov. awards. Personally, I'm more in favor of busting the bastard posting from his own workplace (if possible to catch). I think he's mostly rational, except he flipped out when rather mild troll-bait got x-posted into the Red Sox newsgroup during the baseball postseason. >>>>>*plonk* >>>> [quoted text clipped - 35 lines] >However, a public declaration of being in someone's killfile for so long >is impressive enough that I'll grant you one UV point. I realize these rules and definitions are for the COOSN's, which are stricter than normal UV points (for lack of any other term). A leaky plonker has always been deemed worthy of a UV point. Also, my personal lits of UV points includes every one of the fanboi froup cmsgs posted by Steve "bowturd" Young in my honor, rather than just a single one. In general, the one point per kook rule doesn't apply if the category instance is distinct from previous instances. Number 8 is always the hardest as real ko0kso0ts, not just ko0kso0t threats, are pretty rare (and the least desirable). Signature02D2D2 >Behold in wide-eyed wonder and amazement: > [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] > >************************************************ There's some great stuff still on the ChunkShite. There is the cross-eyed teddy bear on the index page (wait for it) that looks just like St. Chung the Chaste and Starving: <http://heartmdphd.com/> His whines about "cyber-stalking": <http://heartmdphd.com/stalking.asp> Another Chung lits o' haet where he believes he is a victim "cyber-stalking", including some instances of FullHeadersAndy: <http://heartmdphd.com/rip.asp> Last but not least, take a wander through his "guestbook": <http://htmlgear.tripod.com/guest/control.guest?u=DrAndrewChung&a=view&i =1001&r=http://heartmdphd.com/rip.asp> <http://tinyurl.com/2pltua> I say at least half of these are socks, one way or another. >Did your heart doctor also teach you that metabolism is a relativistic >process? That thermodynamics thing, it is such a tripping point for kooks. SignatureSupreme Leader of the Brainwashed Followers of Art Deco Official "Usenet psychopath and born-again LLPOF minion", as designated by Brad Guth COOSN-266-06-39716 >Behold in wide-eyed wonder and amazement: > [quoted text clipped - 15 lines] >Did your heart doctor also teach you that metabolism is a relativistic >process? He's full of gems these days. Perhaps he should be concerned that fission is what is causing those sounds. To TEH BOMB shelter! Jade http://NetCabal.com :-) Can't get enough of her beautiful GOD-inspired smile :-)) However, for satan and his children: http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts/Rebukesatan <>< >http://NetCabal.com > [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > ><>< How do you know satan is a he, sinner? Jade >>http://NetCabal.com >> [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > >Jade St. Andy the Chaste and Starving has witnessed Satan's spunk firsthand. SignatureSupreme Leader of the Brainwashed Followers of Art Deco Official "Usenet psychopath and born-again LLPOF minion", as designated by Brad Guth COOSN-266-06-39716 > >>http://NetCabal.com > >> [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > > St. Andy the Chaste and Starving has witnessed Satan's spunk firsthand. So will you, Pederast! Number One >>>http://NetCabal.com >>> [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > >St. Andy the Chaste and Starving has witnessed Satan's spunk firsthand. And he likes the taste. Jade > Behold in wide-eyed wonder and amazement: > [quoted text clipped - 15 lines] > Did your heart doctor also teach you that metabolism is a relativistic > process? Weirder is, that's not the stomach growling, but air through either the splenic or hepatic flexure of the transverse large intestine. A doctor should know that. A first week med student should know that. |
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