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Medical Forum / General / Cardiology / March 2007Curious, this. Very, very curious...
Map searches on all map servers return a street intersection when queried for 5701 Mableton Parkway. There's an office building of some sort, with an empty parking lot, but that comes up as 5710 Mableton. > Map searches on all map servers return a street intersection when > queried for 5701 Mableton Parkway. There's an office building of > some sort, with an empty parking lot, but that comes up as 5710 > Mableton. You see, I knew it all along! I did, really, whatever the f.ck you're talking about?? > > Map searches on all map servers return a street intersection when > > queried for 5701 Mableton Parkway. There's an office building of [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > You see, I knew it all along! I did, really, whatever the f.ck you're > talking about?? Chung's drive-thru cardiology office. At the light, you honk your horn and roll down your window, and for $20, Chung slugs you in the chest while hollering "braise the LARD jebus!" >> > Map searches on all map servers return a street intersection when >> > queried for 5701 Mableton Parkway. There's an office building of [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > and roll down your window, and for $20, Chung slugs you in the > chest while hollering "braise the LARD jebus!" A good Cardiologist makes around 400,000 per year, perhaps a bit less. The guy that served me my coffee at Starbucks this morning makes more than Chung. What you're refering to is his Sunday special, you see, Chung is desperate for money so he offers demonic deliverance as well as basic rudimentary medical care. The slug in the chest is only part of it, on Wednesdays, he's been known to give patients a shot of Chloroform (hey it's cheap) and perform experimental surgeries. Usually with nothing more than a large kitchen knife, some paper towels and a needle/thread. > >> "Father Haskell" <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote in message > [quoted text clipped - 23 lines] > perform experimental surgeries. Usually with nothing more than a large > kitchen knife, some paper towels and a needle/thread. He's into actual surgery now? Not that psychic surgery bullshit, where he palms items like blood-filled balloons or strips of raw London broil and pretends they're tumors? >> >> "Father Haskell" <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote in message >> [quoted text clipped - 32 lines] > and > pretends they're tumors? Oh, I don't know if one can actually call it surgery. It's akin to a demented child pulling the legs off a frog or, perhaps, some of the work done by the evil Hauptsturmfuher Mengele who served as a medical officer at Auschwitz for 22 months (he did 2000 years worth of damage though.) Chung is probably somewhere in between the kid and the Nazi Doctor although after witnessing the chaos and destruction last night, I'm starting to think that there may be a lot more to Chung than meets the eye. > >> "Father Haskell" <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote in message > [quoted text clipped - 45 lines] > after witnessing the chaos and destruction last night, I'm starting to think > that there may be a lot more to Chung than meets the eye. Herbert West. Or Pazuzu, Babylonian god of the hot winds. >> >> "Father Haskell" <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote in message >> [quoted text clipped - 54 lines] > > Herbert West. Or Pazuzu, Babylonian god of the hot winds. Wasn't Pazuzu the Demon portrayed in the Exorcist (more the book than the movie?) > >> "Father Haskell" <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote in message > [quoted text clipped - 61 lines] > Wasn't Pazuzu the Demon portrayed in the Exorcist (more the book than the > movie?) My favorite comedy. I think it was the statue they dug up in pt 2. >> >> "Father Haskell" <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote in message >> [quoted text clipped - 74 lines] > > I think it was the statue they dug up in pt 2. You actually had the intestinal fortitude to sit through part 2? Never was able to stomach more than about 15 minutes of the sequel. The book goes into greater detail about this so-called demon but it's overrated, I actually enjoyed the first movie more than the book. I mean really, when was the last time you saw a movie that you enjoyed that was based on reality? There is a demon handbook (Chung might find it useful) on the internet that lists all of Satin's demons and what they do, it's actually quite interesting. Whoever floated that fart has one hell of an imagination > >> "Father Haskell" <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote in message > [quoted text clipped - 89 lines] > lists all of Satin's demons and what they do, it's actually quite > interesting. Whoever floated that fart has one hell of an imagination Demons are complex beasties. Pazuzu has it in for a certain bitch name of Lamashtu, whose sole purpose is apparently to cause miscarriage. Lamashtu cannot bear children, and so is envious of those who can. Women used to wear amulets bearing Pazuzu's image to guard against Lamashtu dropping in for an unexpected visit. He's not without redeeming qualities. >> >> "Father Haskell" <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote in message >> [quoted text clipped - 110 lines] > image to guard against Lamashtu dropping in for an unexpected > visit. He's not without redeeming qualities. Women in Georgia probably have similar rituals to keep Chung away. I wish I could find this site, however, a simple Google search wouldn't suffice, it was a long time ago but this paticular indiviual had 2 or 3 hundred listed, some with greater power than others, he went into great detail. > >> "Father Haskell" <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote in message > [quoted text clipped - 116 lines] > > Women in Georgia probably have similar rituals to keep Chung away. His wife probably used the ritual of the county restraining order. > I wish I > could find this site, however, a simple Google search wouldn't suffice, it > was a long time ago but this paticular indiviual had 2 or 3 hundred listed, > some with greater power than others, he went into great detail. Whoever created those demons would be working at Marvel Comics if they were alive today. In alt.flame.jesus.christ, the sobriety of Machete was questioned when they said... > > Demons are complex beasties. Pazuzu has it in for a certain bitch > > name of Lamashtu, whose sole purpose is apparently to cause [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > was a long time ago but this paticular indiviual had 2 or 3 hundred listed, > some with greater power than others, he went into great detail. Are you talking about that site of Chung's that had a list of his Usenet enemies I think that's what that page was about. If that's it, I was looking at the damn thing about a month or so ago.  SignatureSt. Jackanapes of Usenet ~ Bearer of The One True Liver ~ An Ordained Minister & Holy Saint of The Universal Life Church --------------------------------------------------------------- MY SHITTY WEBSITE: http://www.jackanapes.ws MOCK JESUS FORUM: http://www.voy.com/20630/ "Well, how would you like to have someone come along and pick something off of you?" - Apple Tree - The Wizard of Oz > In alt.flame.jesus.christ, the sobriety of Machete was questioned when > they said... [quoted text clipped - 17 lines] > enemies I think that's what that page was about. If that's it, I was > looking at the damn thing about a month or so ago. No, this was before Chung's time, or at least, before he became a crusader on the internet. >>> > Map searches on all map servers return a street intersection when >>> > queried for 5701 Mableton Parkway. There's an office building of [quoted text clipped - 16 lines] > desperate for money so he offers demonic deliverance as well as basic > rudimentary medical care. The slug in the chest Is this "slug" like that thing called "Curzon Dax" that was inside Jadzia Dax? ;) SignaturePhÿltêr Alt.Atheism #1938 Plonked by Fred Stone 03/17/2006 Denizen of Darkness #44 '72 Telecaster Thinline... http://www.jesusneverexisted.com Father Haskell vomited up the following vile mess... > Map searches on all map servers return a street intersection when > queried for 5701 Mableton Parkway. There's an office building of > some sort, with an empty parking lot, but that comes up as 5710 > Mableton. I've been offline for a bit, so I'm not sure who you're referring to. But to guess, are you referring to Dr. Chung's imaginary office building? SignatureSt. Jackanapes of Usenet ~ Bearer of The One True Liver ~ Ordained Minister & Saint - Universal Life Church ------------------------------------------------------ My Horrid Website: http://www.jackanapes.ws MOCK JESUS FORUM: http://www.voy.com/20630/ On Mar 4, 3:53 pm, St. Jackanapes <jesus-was-a-...@jeruselem.org> wrote: > Father Haskell vomited up the following vile mess... > [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > But to guess, are you referring to Dr. Chung's imaginary office > building? Yes. The imaginary office building which houses Chung's imaginary medical practice. > On Mar 4, 3:53 pm, St. Jackanapes <jesus-was-a-...@jeruselem.org> > wrote: [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > Yes. The imaginary office building which houses Chung's > imaginary medical practice. I'm starting to wonder if the iridum makes it possible for Chung to go for long periods of time without sleep, he seems to have an endless amount of time to devote to this group, posting at all hours of the day and night. You'd think his 200 square foot office would provide at least some space for a small futon. > > On Mar 4, 3:53 pm, St. Jackanapes <jesus-was-a-...@jeruselem.org> > > wrote: [quoted text clipped - 17 lines] > You'd think his 200 square foot office would provide at least some space for > a small futon. It would, if he got rid of the drywall mud bucket. >> > On Mar 4, 3:53 pm, St. Jackanapes <jesus-was-a-...@jeruselem.org> >> > wrote: [quoted text clipped - 21 lines] > > It would, if he got rid of the drywall mud bucket. How can you possibily expect a doctor to rid himself of his most important medical supplies? Well, those items and the rusty box cutter (I guess he makes a little extra cash as he has an excuse to give out tetanus shots.) Still, I think the iridium is giving him extra energy, especially on those 385 day fasts. > >> "Father Haskell" <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote in message > [quoted text clipped - 28 lines] > How can you possibily expect a doctor to rid himself of his most important > medical supplies? What, you mean his library card so he can post on the Internet? > Well, those items and the rusty box cutter (I guess he > makes a little extra cash as he has an excuse to give out tetanus shots.) > Still, I think the iridium is giving him extra energy, especially on those > 385 day fasts. I'll bet he could do 485 days. Hell, he could fast for an entire Martian year. Easy. >> >> "Father Haskell" <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote in message >> [quoted text clipped - 45 lines] > Martian year. > Easy. I was thinking more along the lines of a Pluto (oops) I mean an X year, it's like 250 years, right? Considering Chung has been on this planet for 65 million years, I would imagine he could survive damn near anything, deadly pathogens, wild animal attacks, falling from a plane without a parachute, 50 mg's of Heroin (enough to kill Kurt Cobain 25 times.) I think it's safe to say that the Chungster is definitely indestructible. Like you said, he IS responsible for wiping out the dinosaurs, someone should update Wikipedia. > >> "Father Haskell" <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote in message > [quoted text clipped - 52 lines] > I was thinking more along the lines of a Pluto (oops) I mean an X year, it's > like 250 years, right? I was going to say 260 (off the top of my head). 250's close. > Considering Chung has been on this planet for 65 > million years, I would imagine he could survive damn near anything, deadly > pathogens, wild animal attacks, falling from a plane without a parachute, 50 > mg's of Heroin (enough to kill Kurt Cobain 25 times.) You make killing Kurt Cobain 25 times sound like a *bad* thing. I'm pretty sure Chunks would survive a game of Russian Roulette with Cobain. With all chambers loaded. > I think it's safe to > say that the Chungster is definitely indestructible. Like you said, he IS > responsible for wiping out the dinosaurs, someone should update Wikipedia. >> >> "Father Haskell" <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote in message >> [quoted text clipped - 56 lines] >> > Martian year. >> > Easy. > I was going to say 260 (off the top of my head). 250's close. 248, had to look it up, guess I should have taken > You make killing Kurt Cobain 25 times sound like a *bad* thing. Even though I came of age during the "Grunge" era, I never bought into it. Cobain wanted an early out and he got one, I didn't light any candles. Probably why I didn't attend many concerts in the 90's, hell, I wanted to see the Eagles but those greedy f.ckers wanted 100+ a head. Like the oldies better. > I'm pretty sure Chunks would survive a game of Russian Roulette with > Cobain. > With all chambers loaded. A mathematical certainty. >> I think it's safe to >> say that the Chungster is definitely indestructible. Like you said, he >> IS >> responsible for wiping out the dinosaurs, someone should update >> Wikipedia. > >> "Father Haskell" <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote in message > [quoted text clipped - 72 lines] > see the Eagles but those greedy f.ckers wanted 100+ a head. Like the oldies > better. I'd rather be teleported back in time to see Iron Butterfly in all their cheesy glory. I settled for the Butthole Surfers. I heard they did a bang-up cover of IAGDV, but I've never seen it. Speaking of which, remember who Cobain spent his last night at the treatment center as roomate with? > > I'm pretty sure Chunks would survive a game of Russian Roulette with > > Cobain. > > With all chambers loaded. > > A mathematical certainty. Even allowing the infinititesimal chance that the bullet's atoms would pass between the atoms in Cobain's head, sparing him and maybe instilling a desire to live. >> >> "Father Haskell" <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote in message >> [quoted text clipped - 103 lines] > a > desire to live. Only to fall into a deep depression the next day (as a result of Chung's insufferable preaching) and shoot a lethal amount of a heroin-cocaine cocktail into his neck. Cobain was deeply involved in satanism and was known to consult the likes of Anton Le Vay, the presence of Chung would have left him deeply shaken. Actually, Chung's presence could drive anyone to insanity, especially someone as unstable as Cobain. > >> "Father Haskell" <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote in message > [quoted text clipped - 113 lines] > known to consult the likes of Anton Le Vay, the presence of Chung would > have left him deeply shaken. Poor LaVey. His musical tastes leaned toward 1920s tin pan alley. One listen to Nirvana, he'd of BEGGED Cobain to snuff it. > Actually, Chung's presence could drive anyone > to insanity, especially someone as unstable as Cobain. I couldn't stand them either, but still, I wouldn't force Chung's presence onto Barry Manilow. >> >> "Father Haskell" <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote in message >> [quoted text clipped - 130 lines] > I couldn't stand them either, but still, I wouldn't force Chung's > presence onto Barry Manilow. I might if it were still the late 70's. In alt.flame.jesus.christ, the sobriety of Father Haskell was questioned when they said... > > >> "Father Haskell" <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote in message > > [quoted text clipped - 81 lines] > Speaking of which, remember who Cobain spent his last night at > the treatment center as roomate with? This is just a wild-assed guess, but Jerry Garcia? SignatureSt. Jackanapes of Usenet ~ Bearer of The One True Liver ~ An Ordained Minister & Holy Saint of The Universal Life Church --------------------------------------------------------------- MY SHITTY WEBSITE: http://www.jackanapes.ws MOCK JESUS FORUM: http://www.voy.com/20630/ "Well, how would you like to have someone come along and pick something off of you?" - Apple Tree - The Wizard of Oz > In alt.flame.jesus.christ, the sobriety of Father Haskell was questioned > when they said... [quoted text clipped - 90 lines] > > This is just a wild-assed guess, but Jerry Garcia? Gibby Haynes. In alt.flame.jesus.christ, the sobriety of Father Haskell was questioned when they said... > > In alt.flame.jesus.christ, the sobriety of Father Haskell was questioned > > when they said... [quoted text clipped - 92 lines] > > Gibby Haynes. Well, I was close? Sort of? SignatureSt. Jackanapes of Usenet ~ Bearer of The One True Liver ~ An Ordained Minister & Holy Saint of The Universal Life Church --------------------------------------------------------------- MY SHITTY WEBSITE: http://www.jackanapes.ws MOCK JESUS FORUM: http://www.voy.com/20630/ "Well, how would you like to have someone come along and pick something off of you?" - Apple Tree - The Wizard of Oz > In alt.flame.jesus.christ, the sobriety of Father Haskell was questioned > when they said... [quoted text clipped - 97 lines] > > Well, I was close? Sort of? Did the Grateful Dead ever write lyrics such as the intro to Sweatloaf? Or, "I always tell my friends I had a good childhood, even though my mother threw furniture at me?" In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell said... > > In alt.flame.jesus.christ, the sobriety of Father Haskell was questioned > > when they said... [quoted text clipped - 101 lines] > Sweatloaf? Or, "I always tell my friends I had a good > childhood, even though my mother threw furniture at me?" Ok, I wasn't even close. SignatureSt. Jackanapes of Usenet ~ Bearer of The One True Liver ~ An Ordained Minister & Holy Saint of The Universal Life Church --------------------------------------------------------------- MY SHITTY WEBSITE: http://www.jackanapes.ws MOCK JESUS FORUM: http://www.voy.com/20630/ "Well, how would you like to have someone come along and pick something off of you?" - Apple Tree - The Wizard of Oz > In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell said... > [quoted text clipped - 105 lines] > > Ok, I wasn't even close. That's the press for you. They never gave the Buttholes the coverage they deserved. I think it *might* have had something to do with the name, possibly. In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell said... > > In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell said... > > [quoted text clipped - 109 lines] > coverage they deserved. I think it *might* have had something > to do with the name, possibly. You might be onto something there. SignatureSt. Jackanapes of Usenet ~ Bearer of The One True Liver ~ An Ordained Minister & Holy Saint of The Universal Life Church --------------------------------------------------------------- MY SHITTY WEBSITE: http://www.jackanapes.ws MOCK JESUS FORUM: http://www.voy.com/20630/ "Well, how would you like to have someone come along and pick something off of you?" - Apple Tree - The Wizard of Oz >> In alt.flame.jesus.christ, the sobriety of Father Haskell was questioned >> when they said... [quoted text clipped - 130 lines] > Sweatloaf? Or, "I always tell my friends I had a good > childhood, even though my mother threw furniture at me?" The best lyrics and vid by The Fugs: Boobs Alot On Mar 19, 1:33 pm, "Unsaved White Trash" <whewnotsa...@gmail.com> wrote: > >> In alt.flame.jesus.christ, the sobriety of Father Haskell was questioned > >> when they said... [quoted text clipped - 132 lines] > > The best lyrics and vid by The Fugs: Boobs Alot Ever heard Belle of Avenue A? > On Mar 19, 1:33 pm, "Unsaved White Trash" <whewnotsa...@gmail.com> > wrote: [quoted text clipped - 155 lines] > > Ever heard Belle of Avenue A? No, do you have it? Can you upload it? They have the Boobs song on ewire if anyone is interested... it's a great sing-along On Mar 19, 7:44 pm, "Unsaved White Trash" <whewnotsa...@gmail.com> wrote: > > On Mar 19, 1:33 pm, "Unsaved White Trash" <whewnotsa...@gmail.com> > > wrote: [quoted text clipped - 160 lines] > > No, do you have it? Can you upload it? Scratchy, 40 year old vinyl copy. What's involved in converting and cleaning up the noise? > They have the Boobs song on ewire if anyone is interested... it's a great > sing-along The Fugs wrote some of the *best* camp fire sing-alongs, including Dirty Old Man and Wide River (River of sh.t). > On Mar 19, 7:44 pm, "Unsaved White Trash" <whewnotsa...@gmail.com> > wrote: [quoted text clipped - 197 lines] > Dirty > Old Man and Wide River (River of sh.t). We're so groovy, aren't we? LOL > In alt.flame.jesus.christ, the sobriety of Father Haskell was questioned > when they said... [quoted text clipped - 97 lines] > > Well, I was close? Sort of? Larry Jackowski, aka St. Jackanapes, said, I was having the seizures so often that when they sat me down for an EEG, the guy running the machine said "COOL! You just had a seizure right after I turned my machine on - that almost never happens!" They were occurring in my right frontal cortex, and at that location, it kept me from noticing them happening. I thought the world had gone nuts. They kept asking me why I kept shaking and talking to invisible people. From that testimony, I'd say that Larry is the one whose is stupid, and completely incompetent to talk about anybody being sub par, huh. He has also admitted to I'll cheating on his wife, he has been soaked in sexual sin, adultery, divorce, drunkenness, and just about everything else corrupt. He is a model for the insane ward, by his own words! Let's apply the "Baker Act" on dis f.cker! At the very least, he has let his (what left of it) hair down for all of us to see him as he really is. He puts a very good mask on but he is not useful in any respect! That's probably why he is always on the attack. He really is a weak sub-human, (probably ask his x wife), and tries to offset this by being tough up front. I now know what he really is! Larry Jackowski, you are in need of continual help from a professional, and I now really feel sorry for you! I probably will not be able to attack you or ridicule you as I may have in the past, knowing just who and you've have become. In comparison to your life, I am really blessed, and I have to remind myself just how much! When I hear about Deb's life and now LJ's life, my life has been filled with almost no tragedy, very little corruption, and no adultery. My schooling and employment career has allowed me to retire early and has for the most part comforting to know I have been able to support me and my family independently, and successfully, without physical or mental stress, unlike yours. You DO need Jesus in your lives, as He Is your only hope. P.S. Premarital sex always endangers future marital happiness. It follows as night follows day. Surveys have shown that those who were sexually pure when they went to the marriage altar have the greatest opportunity to have a happy marriage. You can understand why. Suppose a man says to a woman "I love you so much I just can't wait." He talks her into giving in to his desires. Now think about a man who loves and respects a woman by keeping her pure. Do you see the trust that builds? God has a wonderful plan for you. Sex is so bad outside marriage because it's so good inside marriage. When I NOW say "Don't be a jackanapes!", it places a much deeper meaning to it, knowing just what a real screw-up you have made of your life. The only explanation for such a horrendous life is what Dr. Andrew Chung has said, that you and many others here are not really in control, but you do have the "Spirit of ERROR" a demon, from the enemy, Satan, indwelling within you. - chow! -- Sig Don't be a jackanapes! Use alias: St. Jackanapes as a basis for counterfeit. These numbers a.a.#'s 0-9999 have been revoked, and are no longer in service. 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