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Medical Forum / General / Cardiology / July 2006WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, June 2006
The time has come to announce the winners of the June 2006 Usenet Kook Awards. *Drumroll, Please!* KOOK OF THE MONTH The winner is... DR. ANDREW B CHUNG! 26 votes - Dr. Andrew B Chung 06 votes - Daryl Hunt 06 votes - Warhol 04 votes - Jayne Kulikauskas 03 votes - Mark Sobolewski 00 votes - none of the above Congratulations, Doc Fraud! Your foam has managed to rise to the top of an especially formidable field of contenders for this esteemed award. CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH The winner is... MCP! 14 votes - MCP of soc.men 10 votes - Jayne Kulikauskas 05 votes - Nik Warrenson 03 votes - none of the above Congratulations, net.plagiarist! Be sure to remind us[tinu], once again, how stealing other authors' work is perfectly legal and ethical. COWARD OF THE MONTH The winner is... ANDRE LIEVEN! 10 votes - Andre Lieven of soc.men 08 votes - Charles D Bohne 08 votes - Dean Roger Ray, a.k.a. "TeslaCoils" 05 votes - Onideus Mad Hatter 02 votes - Dustin Cook 01 votes - none of the above Congratulations, Andre! We[tinw] know you're reading this - better get that plonker checked by your local proctologist. LOONEY MAROON AWARD The winner is... DR. ANDREW B CHUNG! 23 votes - Dr. Andrew B Chung 14 votes - Dittoheads of Alt.Fan.Rush-Limbaugh 05 votes - Jeff Relf 02 votes - none of the above Congratulations, Dr. Chump! Winning KotM and LMA in the same month is quite an impressive feat. JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD The winner is... RAYMOND R KARCZEWSKI! 22 votes - Raymond R Karczewski, a.k.a. "Kazoo teh Convict" 09 votes - Onideus Mad Hatter 01 votes - neither of the above Congratulations, Convict! This is one of the few awards that you hadn't won - until now. BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER The winner is... RAYMOND R KARCZEWSKI! 31 votes - YES 00 votes - NO And another previously-unwon award for Teh Convict's massive collection! TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD The winner is... KENNETH R PANGBORN! 36 votes - YES 00 votes - NO Go Kenny Kakes Go! Is it true that you'll be filling in for Oprah on her talk show next month? VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD The winner is... DR. ANDREW B CHUNG! 22 votes - Dr. Andrew B Chung 09 votes - Dirk Bruere 05 votes - Tom Potter 04 votes - nightbat 01 votes - none of the above Congratulations again, Quackpot! Once again, you've beaten quite an impressive bunch of kooks for such a fine honour. GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY The winner is... DARYL HUNT! 19 votes - YES 00 votes - NO Congratulations, Duhryl! Have you finally figured out that forging the e-mail address of a mail2news gateway in a Usenet web-poll *is* net-abuse? TAR AND FEATHERS The winner is... JOSEPH BARTLO! 25 votes - Joseph Bartlo, a.k.a. Foamboi 17 votes - Dr. Andrew B Chung 00 votes - neither of the above Congratulations, Foamy! You've still got it, but you'll never actually /get it/. BUSTED URINAL AWARD The winner is... BRAD GUTH! 15 votes - Brad Guth, a.k.a. GuthBall 12 votes - Dean Roger Ray, a.k.a. "TeslaCoils" 04 votes - neither of the above Congratulations, GuthBall! If you ever do manage to prove that there is life on Venus, it might be in your best interest to *not* use any racial slurs in your final dissertation. UNABOMBER SURPRISE The winner is... DR. ANDREW B CHUNG! 21 votes - Dr. Andrew B Chung 18 votes - MCP of soc.men 03 votes - neither of the above Is anyone else seeing a pattern here? ;-) GOOFY AZZED BABBOON The winner is... DR. ANDREW B CHUNG! 27 votes - Dr. Andrew B Chung 07 votes - Jeff Relf 03 votes - neither of the above Yet *another* June award for Dr. Chump! KENNY MCCORMICK MEMORIAL MEDAL The winner is... RAYMOND R KARCZEWSKI! 32 votes - YES 01 votes - NO Congratulations, Kazoo! You'll never run out of places where you're completely unwelcome - whether it's a web forum or a jail cell. :-) BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE The winners are... CHUCK LYSAGHT, TRAINED BY K A CANNON! 12 votes - Chuck Lysaght, trained by K. A. Cannon 10 votes - Russell B. Waters, trained by Cujo 09 votes - Raymond R. Karczewski, trained by Chadwick Stone 01 votes - none of the above Congratulations, Kevin! ALL HAIL TEH KOOK SOUNDS!!!!!!! http://www.insurgent.org/kook-sounds OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL The winner is... RICHARD M SCOVILLE! 20 votes - Richard M Scoville 14 votes - Ilya Shambat Congratulations, Dick, for holding down this office once again! MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS The winners are... MODERATORS OF SOC.RELIGION.ASATRU! 21 votes - Moderators of Soc.Religion.Asatru 13 votes - Soc.Men Congratulations, NaziCretins! You managed to conquer Fort Machismo, and that was no easy task. This concludes the results of the June 2006 AUK election. A total of 53 ballot papers were deemed to be valid. 'Til next time!  SignatureOfficial FAQ for alt.usenet.kooks - http://www.netcabal.com/auk > The time has come to announce the winners of the June 2006 Usenet Kook > Awards. [quoted text clipped - 198 lines] > Official FAQ for alt.usenet.kooks - > http://www.netcabal.com/auk Reminds me of the number of folks who mocked LORD Jesus Christ as HE hung crucified. "Come down from the cross so that we can believe you are the Son of GOD." Name-calling and mocking remain tells or those with satan's mark emblazoned across their foreheads. To understand this, simply surf the links below my sigs. Still praying for you, dear neighbor. Prayerfully in Christ's amazing love, Andrew B. Chung Cardiologist, Atlanta, Georgia, USA http://HeartMDPhD.com/TheTruth > > The time has come to announce the winners of the June 2006 Usenet Kook > > Awards. [quoted text clipped - 216 lines] > Cardiologist, Atlanta, Georgia, USA > http://HeartMDPhD.com/TheTruth This has nothing to do with Christinanity, you idiot. I don't even know who you are. Moi! Some small uninteresting group voted for you. Do you even go to church? > > > The time has come to announce the winners of the June 2006 Usenet Kook > > > Awards. [quoted text clipped - 210 lines] > > This has nothing to do with Christinanity, you idiot. If you were secure in the truth, you would have had the strength to resist the temptation of descending into name-calling. > I don't even know who you are. Correct. And so this has everything to do with my choice to be openly Christian. > Moi! Some small uninteresting group voted for you. Still praying for them, however. > Do you even go to church? Yes. Truth is simple. You will be in my prayers, dear Holly. Prayerfully in Christ's amazing love, Andrew B. Chung Cardiologist, Atlanta, Georgia, USA http://HeartMDPhD.com/TheTruth >Name-calling and mocking remain tells or those with satan's mark >emblazoned across their foreheads. To understand this, simply surf the >links below my sigs. Say, Andy, I've had 4 stents put in the last 2 years. When the next blockage occurs, should I get another stent, or should I go for the bypass? > >Name-calling and mocking remain tells or those with satan's mark > >emblazoned across their foreheads. To understand this, simply surf the [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > blockage occurs, should I get another stent, or should I go for the > bypass? Go for the bypass. It works in all metropolitan areas. >> >Name-calling and mocking remain tells or those with satan's mark >> >emblazoned across their foreheads. To understand this, simply surf the [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > >Go for the bypass. It works in all metropolitan areas. Even Atlanta? -- "Let any real Christians reading here join me in prayer that the Lord would reward the foul imp posting as "Fred Hall" according to his works." Pastor Winter > >Name-calling and mocking remain tells or those with satan's mark > >emblazoned across their foreheads. To understand this, simply surf the [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > blockage occurs, should I get another stent, or should I go for the > bypass? It would be wiser to identify and eliminate those CV risk factors so that you no longer have progression of your occlusive CAD. Prayerfully in Christ's amazing love, Andrew B. Chung Cardiologist, Atlanta, Georgia, USA http://HeartMDPhD.com/TheTruth >> >Name-calling and mocking remain tells or those with satan's mark >> >emblazoned across their foreheads. To understand this, simply surf the [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] >It would be wiser to identify and eliminate those CV risk factors so >that you no longer have progression of your occlusive CAD. What risk factors? >Prayerfully in Christ's amazing love, > >Andrew B. Chung >Cardiologist, Atlanta, Georgia, USA >http://HeartMDPhD.com/TheTruth -- "Let any real Christians reading here join me in prayer that the Lord would reward the foul imp posting as "Fred Hall" according to his works." Pastor Winter > >> >Name-calling and mocking remain tells or those with satan's mark > >> >emblazoned across their foreheads. To understand this, simply surf the [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > > What risk factors? The ones that your cardiologist(s) has already advised you about. Prayerfully in Christ's amazing love, Andrew B. Chung Cardiologist, Atlanta, Georgia, USA http://HeartMDPhD.com/TheTruth >> >> >Name-calling and mocking remain tells or those with satan's mark >> >> >emblazoned across their foreheads. To understand this, simply surf the [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > >The ones that your cardiologist(s) has already advised you about. Aren't you a cardiologist? I've been talking to my cardiologists for years, and now I'm interested in your diagnosis and opinion. >Prayerfully in Christ's amazing love, Well? >Andrew B. Chung >Cardiologist, Atlanta, Georgia, USA >http://HeartMDPhD.com/TheTruth -- "Let any real Christians reading here join me in prayer that the Lord would reward the foul imp posting as "Fred Hall" according to his works." Pastor Winter > >> >> >Name-calling and mocking remain tells or those with satan's mark > >> >> >emblazoned across their foreheads. To understand this, simply surf the [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] > > Aren't you a cardiologist? That is the shape that LORD GOD Almighty has made me. > I've been talking to my cardiologists for > years, and now I'm interested in your diagnosis and opinion. You are certainly welcome to call my office for an appointment. > >Prayerfully in Christ's amazing love, > > Well? Without Christ, you will die because HE is the only way to eternal life. "I am the way, the truth, and the life... " -- LORD Jesus Christ Still praying for you, dear Fred. Message to all born-again Christians (especially Vera, Frank, Randy, John, CarolT... :-) following this thread because it is time to no longer fear the ire of those who would oppose your being the salt and light in this doomed world: "Finally, be strong in the Lord and in his mighty power. Put on the full armor of God so that you can take your stand against the devil's schemes. For our struggle is not against flesh and blood, but against the rulers, against the authorities, against the powers of this dark world and against the spiritual forces of evil in the heavenly realms. Therefore put on the full armor of God, so that when the day of evil comes, you may be able to stand your ground, and after you have done everything, to stand. Stand firm then, with the belt of truth buckled around your waist, with the breastplate of righteousness in place, and with your feet fitted with the readiness that comes from the gospel of peace. In addition to all this, take up the shield of faith, with which you can extinguish all the flaming arrows of the evil one. Take the helmet of salvation and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God. And pray in the Spirit on all occasions with all kinds of prayers and requests. With this in mind, be alert and always keep on praying for all the saints." (Ephesians 6:10-18) Amen ! Marana tha ! ! ! Prayerfully in Christ's amazing love, Andrew B. Chung Cardiologist, Atlanta, Georgia, USA http://HeartMDPhD.com/TheTruth > Subject: Re: Prepare the way for the LORD... > From: "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" <nospam2@heartmdphd.com> [quoted text clipped - 59 lines] > > Marana tha ! ! ! Is that like Edmo Speak (Hoova! Mun Muhtma) ? SignatureCOOSN-266-06-25794 Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, June 2004 >> The time has come to announce the winners of the June 2006 Usenet Kook >> Awards. [quoted text clipped - 201 lines] >Reminds me of the number of folks who mocked LORD Jesus Christ as HE >hung crucified. That's because you're a f.cking NET K00k. Surely you're not trying to compare yourself to christ? [snip the rest of your tripe, you blasphemous k00k. Signaturegburnore at DataBasix dot Com --------------------------------------------------------------------------- How you look depends on where you go. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gary L. 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Chung Cardiologist, Atlanta, Georgia, USA http://HeartMDPhD.com/TheTruth >> The time has come to announce the winners of the June 2006 Usenet Kook >> Awards. [quoted text clipped - 197 lines] > Reminds me of the number of folks who mocked LORD Jesus Christ as HE hung > crucified. Well there are similarities except you aren't Jesus. SignatureCOOSN-266-06-25794 Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, June 2004 > >> The time has come to announce the winners of the June 2006 Usenet Kook > >> Awards. [quoted text clipped - 199 lines] > > Well there are similarities except you aren't Jesus. Did not write that I am Christ Jesus. Indeed, I am not. This reminds me of the close walk that John and Peter had with LORD Jesus Christ. So close, that the Sanhedrin needed to pay off Judas with 30 pieces of silver so that they will receive Judas' help in identifying with a kiss who exactly was Jesus in the garden of Gesthemane. You will be in my prayers, dear neighbor. Prayerfully in Christ's amazing love, Andrew B. Chung Cardiologist, Atlanta, Georgia, USA http://HeartMDPhD.com/TheTruth >> >> The time has come to announce the winners of the June 2006 Usenet Kook >> >> Awards. >> >> >> >> *Drumroll, Please!* [...] >> >> This concludes the results of the June 2006 AUK election. A total of 53 >> >> ballot papers were deemed to be valid. 'Til next time! [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] >> > Reminds me of the number of folks who mocked LORD Jesus Christ as HE hung >> > crucified. Now this is a proper acceptance speech. >> Well there are similarities except you aren't Jesus. > [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] >silver so that they will receive Judas' help in identifying with a kiss >who exactly was Jesus in the garden of Gesthemane. Well aren't you the drama queen. Your attempt to compare your winning Kook of the Month with Roman crucifiction and the traitorism of Judas is pathetic. I can only assume this is a desperate try to get the audience to have pity on your poor, trodden upon visage. No, the truth is you are a kook and a medical fraud, and you brought this recognition upon yourself with your kooky usenet posts. Did Christ advise people to eat two pounds of fat per day to lose weight? [you may now proceed to your standard pretense of praying for others] [support froup snecked] SignatureCOOSN-266-06-39716 Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy Co-Winner, alt.(f)lame Worst Flame War, December 2005 Official "Usenet psychopath and born-again LLPOF minion", as designated by Brad Guth "Get a rope! Say did you see on the National news about a 'Cross burning' in Arkansas? The black guy was scared shitless." -- "Honest" John the crackah without a brain > >> >> The time has come to announce the winners of the June 2006 Usenet Kook > >> >> Awards. [quoted text clipped - 15 lines] > > Now this is a proper acceptance speech. Yes, I accept Christ Jesus as my LORD, my Savior, and my GOD. Though faith in HIM, deadly sins are forgiven with the granting of eternal life. And so there is no fear of anything of this world, least of all the mockery and ridicule of folks whose lives are vanishingly short and meaningless (Ecclesiastes). To understand this, simply surf the links below my sigs. Still praying for you, dear neighbor. Prayerfully in Christ's amazing love, Andrew B. Chung Cardiologist, Atlanta, Georgia, USA http://HeartMDPhD.com/TheTruth >> >> >> The time has come to announce the winners of the June 2006 Usenet >> >> >> Kook Awards. [quoted text clipped - 27 lines] > > Prayerfully in Christ's amazing love, Why didn't you reply to the entire psot? SignatureCOOSN-266-06-25794 Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, June 2004 > >> >> >> The time has come to announce the winners of the June 2006 Usenet > >> >> >> Kook Awards. [quoted text clipped - 25 lines] > > Why didn't you reply to the entire psot? The answer to your question resides in an understanding of what you will read if you surf the links below my sigs. Still praying for you, dear neighbor. Prayerfully in Christ's amazing love, Andrew B. Chung Cardiologist, Atlanta, Georgia, USA http://HeartMDPhD.com/TheTruth >>> >> The time has come to announce the winners of the June 2006 Usenet Kook >>> >> Awards. [quoted text clipped - 41 lines] > >[support froup snecked] I now nominate Andrew B. Chung for Tony Sidaway Drama Queen Award, Tar & Feathers (for the 2nd time), Joseph Bartlo Pathetic Anal Pineapple Award, Bolo Bullis Foam Duck AND Busted Urinal Award. I certainly think Chungboi qualifies for all of them. chung feces snipped >>Well aren't you the drama queen. Your attempt to compare your winning >>Kook of the Month with Roman crucifiction and the traitorism of Judas [quoted text clipped - 16 lines] > > I certainly think Chungboi qualifies for all of them. Seconded Seconded Seconded Seconded Seconded Vicki > chung feces snipped Sorry this bothers you so terribly. Please forgive all my iniquities. To understand this exchange, simply surf the links that follow below my sigs. Still praying for you and your friends, dear Vicki. Prayerfully in Christ's amazing love, Andrew B. Chung Cardiologist, Atlanta, Georgia, USA http://HeartMDPhD.com/TheTruth > >>> >> The time has come to announce the winners of the June 2006 Usenet Kook > >>> >> Awards. [quoted text clipped - 47 lines] > > I certainly think Chungboi qualifies for all of them. he's already nominated this month for the Busted Urinal. I'll happily second the rest though. FR >>> The time has come to announce the winners of the June 2006 Usenet Kook >>> Awards. >>> >>> *Drumroll, Please!* (not editing long posts like this makes the Baby Jesus cry) >>> KOOK OF THE MONTH >>> >>> The winner is... DR. ANDREW B CHUNG! >>> LOONEY MAROON AWARD >>> >>> The winner is... DR. ANDREW B CHUNG! >>> VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD >>> >>> The winner is... DR. ANDREW B CHUNG! >>> UNABOMBER SURPRISE >>> >>> The winner is... DR. ANDREW B CHUNG! >>> GOOFY AZZED BABBOON >>> >>> The winner is... DR. ANDREW B CHUNG! >> Reminds me of the number of folks who mocked LORD Jesus Christ as HE hung >> crucified. *polite clap for warm-up acceptance speech* >Well there are similarities except you aren't Jesus. Well there are similarities except that they were wrong and Sean is right. Charlotte http://andrew.chung.justgotowned.com/ > http://andrew.chung.justgotowned.com/ Also this one!!!! http://andrew.chung.wasarrested.com/masturbating Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler [wrangler@netcabal.com] has entered into testimony e8uj2p$7fr$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com > JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD > [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > Congratulations, Convict! This is one of the few awards that you > hadn't won - until now. Considering you beat out a klassic kase of patheticness, this is quite an akkomplishment. > BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER > [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > And another previously-unwon award for Teh Convict's massive > collection! Unanimous even! Care for some pliers, convict? > KENNY MCCORMICK MEMORIAL MEDAL > [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > Congratulations, Kazoo! You'll never run out of places where you're > completely unwelcome - whether it's a web forum or a jail cell. :-) Not to mention website hosting companies ;) Three shiny new awards for the hutch and mantle, convict. And here I was starting to believe that you had run out of steam. > BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE > [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > Congratulations, Kevin! ALL HAIL TEH KOOK SOUNDS!!!!!!! > http://www.insurgent.org/kook-sounds Sorry, convict, but were I not prohibited from voting for or against myself, I would have voted for Kevin & Klu*k... after all, you have never left any k0oKsounds on my voicemail. <sniffle> SignatureCOOSN-266-06-70683 Skepticult® Member# 581-00504-208 HoT, March 2005 BWMDW, Trainer of pSylvia pSullivan Usenet's most helpful netizen ChadwickStone at Gmail dot com >X-No-Archive: YES >Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler [wrangler@netcabal.com] has entered [quoted text clipped - 57 lines] >myself, I would have voted for Kevin & Klu*k... after all, you have >never left any k0oKsounds on my voicemail. <sniffle> Hooray for Kazoo! [additional kazoo-infested froups added] SignatureCOOSN-266-06-39716 Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy Co-Winner, alt.(f)lame Worst Flame War, December 2005 Official "Usenet psychopath and born-again LLPOF minion", as designated by Brad Guth "Get a rope! Say did you see on the National news about a 'Cross burning' in Arkansas? The black guy was scared shitless." -- "Honest" John the crackah without a brain > TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD > [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > Go Kenny Kakes Go! Is it true that you'll be filling in for Oprah on > her talk show next month? I am HAPPY that *I* figure so prominently in ALL of your awards. GO KOOKS GO! Make my award next month TRULY SPECIAL. krp <web2457k@verizon.net> wrote in message <eGNsg.14672$Wh7.14660@trnddc07>... > I'M IN BETWEEN DCOTRS AND HACE BEEN OUT OF MEDS FOR A WEEK!!!! MY NEXT > PSYCH APPT IS NEXT WEEK IS NEXT WEEK!!!! OTHER THAN MILLD AGITATION > NAD DIFUCILTY FOXCUSING ARE THERTE ANY ANY OTHER SYMPTOMNS OF BEING OF > F MY MEDS?????? > I'M IN BETWEEN DCOTRS AND HACE BEEN OUT OF MEDS FOR A WEEK!!!! MY NEXT > PSYCH APPT IS NEXT WEEK IS NEXT WEEK!!!! OTHER THAN MILLD AGITATION > NAD DIFUCILTY FOXCUSING ARE THERTE ANY ANY OTHER SYMPTOMNS OF BEING OF > F MY MEDS?????? impending death? > I am HAPPY that *I* figure so prominently in ALL of your awards. GO > KOOKS GO! Make my award next month TRULY SPECIAL. next month's awards include a coupon book for a host of psychiatric lock ups >> I am HAPPY that *I* figure so prominently in ALL of your awards. GO >> KOOKS GO! Make my award next month TRULY SPECIAL. > > next month's awards include a coupon > book for a host of psychiatric lock ups Well AUK has lots of users who could benefit from that, krp <web2457k@verizon.net> wrote in message <1MSsg.5422$pB.4806@trnddc06>... > My boyfriend came up to me the other day and asked me if I was a > virgin. I told him yes because I am and he said that now he felt bad > because he wasn't. He told me that he wanted me to have sex with him > so he didn't feel so bad. > My boyfriend came up to me the other day and asked me if I was a > virgin. I told him yes because I am and he said that now he felt bad > because he wasn't. He told me that he wanted me to have sex with him > so he didn't feel so bad. someone once said that sex is like sitting in a tub of really hot water. once you're used to it, it's not so hot anymore. > >> I am HAPPY that *I* figure so prominently in ALL of your awards. GO > >> KOOKS GO! Make my award next month TRULY SPECIAL. [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > Well AUK has lots of users who could benefit from that, so does most of uselessnet. >> TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD >> [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > I am HAPPY that *I* figure so prominently in ALL of your awards. GO >KOOKS GO! Make my award next month TRULY SPECIAL. Teh fact that we make fun of you should be the award you really appreciate. Jade >>> TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD >>> [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > Teh fact that we make fun of you should be the award you really > appreciate. The fact that you clowns are so TOTALLY OBSESSED with me keeps me rolling on the floor in laughter Jade. krp <web2457k@verizon.net> wrote in message <RMSsg.5424$pB.4656@trnddc06>... > MY DAD ABUSES ME!! WHAT SHOULD I DO??? >>>> TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD >>>> [quoted text clipped - 14 lines] >The fact that you clowns are so TOTALLY OBSESSED with me keeps me rolling on >the floor in laughter Jade. Typing 'totally obsessed' in all caps made it more believable. YOu should touch your knee and cry for dramatic effect. Jade > >>> TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD > >>> [quoted text clipped - 14 lines] > The fact that you clowns are so TOTALLY OBSESSED with me keeps me rolling on > the floor in laughter Jade. latent holly roller wanabe > > >>> TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD > > >>> [quoted text clipped - 17 lines] > > latent holly roller wanabe What do you know. You have reached puberty. > > > >>> TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD > > > >>> [quoted text clipped - 19 lines] > > What do you know. you want the list? > You have reached puberty. reached and conquered. next.... > in > > > > >>message news:e8uj2p$7fr$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com... [quoted text clipped - 33 lines] > > next.... Senility. > > in > > > > > >>message news:e8uj2p$7fr$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com... [quoted text clipped - 35 lines] > > Senility. i feel your pain >> > > > > >>"Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler" <wrangler@netcabal.com> >wrote [quoted text clipped - 41 lines] > >i feel your pain Right on schedule. ESL! SignatureBookman -The Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in AFA-B Kazoo Konspirator #668 (The Neighbor of the Beast) Clue-Bat Wrangler Keeper of the Nickname Lists Despotic Kookologist of the New World Order Hammer of Thor award, October 2005 COOSN-266-06-89425 "I'd love to kill you in a ring" - Bartmo gets all touchy-feely "****SPV....... So yes I am an idiot." "ASK THE NWS, YOUR TAX DOLLAR GOES TO THEM NOT TO DR.TURI." - Mr. Turi explains how to accurately predict hurricanes Bookman is yet another Usenet fignuten, meaning naysayer and/or rusemaster of their incest cloned Third Reich. In other words, you're communicating with an intellectual if not a biological clone of Hitler. - Brad Guth tries to wax "scientific", but invokes Godwin, instead. WWFSMD? > > > > > > >>"Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler" <wrangler@netcabal.com> > wrote [quoted text clipped - 41 lines] > > i feel your pain Define "pain." ;)~ > > > > > > > >>"Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler" <wrangler@netcabal.com> > > wrote [quoted text clipped - 43 lines] > > Define "pain." ;)~ "i'm close to heaven, crushed at the gate, they sharpen their knives on my mistakes." >tom waits > Define "pain." ;)~ *thwap!* Can you hear me now? *thwap!* Can you hear me /now/? Signature-------(m+ ~/:o)_| Thistles have been the favorite food of songbirds for eons. http://scrawlmark.org > > Define "pain." ;)~ > [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > *thwap!* Kindly remove your magic thwapper, froggy. > Can you hear me /now/? My ears are fine. They are at the other end. Get around much? > -- > -------(m+ > ~/:o)_| > Thistles have been the favorite food of songbirds for eons. > http://scrawlmark.org >>>Define "pain." ;)~ >> [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > Kindly remove your magic thwapper, froggy. Kindly state your age in such a manner as to fool the polygraph, Jingles. "Nice!" Signature-------(m+ ~/:o)_| Thistles have been the favorite food of songbirds for eons. http://scrawlmark.org >>> You have reached puberty. >> [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > Senility. He wants to have reached a Queen of Spades with a Jack of Diamonds, first. Signature-------(m+ ~/:o)_| Thistles have been the favorite food of songbirds for eons. http://scrawlmark.org >>What do you know. > > you want the list? Why not? She's got a minute... Signature-------(m+ ~/:o)_| Thistles have been the favorite food of songbirds for eons. http://scrawlmark.org >> > >>> TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD >> > >>> [quoted text clipped - 22 lines] > > What do you know. You have reached puberty. No he hasn't - that's cosmetics/ krp <web2457k@verizon.net> wrote in message <UL7tg.7677$F8.7055@trnddc02>... > I would run into a burning building to save a neighbour's cat. > I would run into a burning building to save a neighbour's cat. was that you that was firewalking over broken glass? you sadists seem to have all the fun. > krp <web2457k@verizon.net> wrote in message > <UL7tg.7677$F8.7055@trnddc02>... > > > I would run into a burning building to save a neighbour's cat. You remembered the cat AFTER you threw the torch. > krp <web2457k@verizon.net> wrote in message > <UL7tg.7677$F8.7055@trnddc02>... > >>I would run into a burning building to save a neighbour's cat. wkrp is inventing the news again... Signature-------(m+ ~/:o)_| Thistles have been the favorite food of songbirds for eons. http://scrawlmark.org >> krp <web2457k@verizon.net> wrote in message >> <UL7tg.7677$F8.7055@trnddc02>... >> >>>I would run into a burning building to save a neighbour's cat. > >wkrp is inventing the news again... It keeps him busy. Jade krp [web2457k@verizon.net] has entered into testimony UL7tg.7677$F8.7055@trnddc02 > ...that's cosmetics... You're a make-up expert, eh, Kakes? SignatureCOOSN-266-06-70683 Skepticult® Member# 581-00504-208 HoT, March 2005 BWMDW, Trainer of pSylvia pSullivan Usenet's most helpful netizen ChadwickStone at Gmail dot com > krp [web2457k@verizon.net] has entered into testimony > UL7tg.7677$F8.7055@trnddc02 > >> ...that's cosmetics... > > You're a make-up expert, eh, Kakes? Only when a honkie puts on blackface like you. krp <web2457k@verizon.net> wrote in message <Hchtg.21569$LS6.18569@trnddc03>... > The hospital rang and said my brain is ready. > > The hospital rang and said my brain is ready. when you were born they slapped everyone within 5 miles of the hospital > krp <web2457k@verizon.net> wrote in message > <Hchtg.21569$LS6.18569@trnddc03>... > >>The hospital rang and said my brain is ready. They lied. Signature-------(m+ ~/:o)_| Thistles have been the favorite food of songbirds for eons. http://scrawlmark.org krp [web2457k@verizon.net] has entered into testimony Hchtg.21569$LS6.18569@trnddc03 >> krp [web2457k@verizon.net] has entered into testimony >> UL7tg.7677$F8.7055@trnddc02 [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > Only when a honkie puts on blackface like you. Racial slurs, Kakes? Comin' out of the AFN closet soon, huh? SignatureCOOSN-266-06-70683 Skepticult® Member# 581-00504-208 HoT, March 2005 BWMDW, Trainer of pSylvia pSullivan Usenet's most helpful netizen ChadwickStone at Gmail dot com > X-No-Archive: YES > krp [web2457k@verizon.net] has entered into testimony [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > You're a make-up expert, eh, Kakes? Uses patty Kakes, even. Signature-------(m+ ~/:o)_| Thistles have been the favorite food of songbirds for eons. http://scrawlmark.org > latent holly roller wanabe You really don't wanna do that. Those leaves are /sharp/. Signature-------(m+ ~/:o)_| Thistles have been the favorite food of songbirds for eons. http://scrawlmark.org > > latent holly roller wanabe > > You really don't wanna do that. > Those leaves are /sharp/. Punctual. > -- > -------(m+ > ~/:o)_| > Thistles have been the favorite food of songbirds for eons. > http://scrawlmark.org >>>latent holly roller wanabe >> >>You really don't wanna do that. >> Those leaves are /sharp/. > > Punctual. Piercing humor to the point. Signature-------(m+ ~/:o)_| Thistles have been the favorite food of songbirds for eons. http://scrawlmark.org > >>>latent holly roller wanabe > >> [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > Piercing humor to the point. In whittled bits. >> >>> TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD >> >>> [quoted text clipped - 18 lines] > > latent holly roller wanabe I WIN! krp <web2457k@verizon.net> wrote in message <hL7tg.7676$F8.2804@trnddc02>... > Why do I keep doing stupid things? > > Why do I keep doing stupid things? somebody's gotta do it. hang in there though, we're debriefing your relief person. > OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL > [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > Congratulations, Dick, for holding down this office once again! HA ha! Cujo, you lose! >> OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL >> [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > > HA ha! Cujo, you lose! It just means there's a bigger crybaby around than you, Wankboi. SignatureCujo - The Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in dfw.*, alt.paranormal, alt.astrology and alt.astrology.metapsych. COOSN-266-06-01895 - Supreme Holy Overlord of alt.fucknozzles Winner of the 8/2000 & 2/2003 HL&S award & July 2005 Hammer of Thor. Winning Trainer - Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle - Dec. 2005 "Like a child embarrased in front of the class, you try to make the threatening thing a "funny thing", so as not to have to face just how incompetant and fearful you yourself really are." - Edmo demonstrating his incompetance and fear. > >> OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL > >> [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > > It just means there's a bigger crybaby around than you, Wankboi. True, but ScamBot still managed to put up a pretty good showing against Dickie ScrotumVile. SignatureNominations and Official FAQ for alt.usenet.kooks - http://www.netcabal.com/auk COOSN-266-06-58907 Skepticult: 618-90140-613 Hammer of Thor - August 2005 Pierre Salinger Memorial HL&S awards - March, July & August 2005 >> >> OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL >> >> [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] >True, but ScamBot still managed to put up a pretty good showing against >Dickie ScrotumVile. Maybe next time he could threaten more people with lawsuits. Jade |
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