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Al - 25 Apr 2006 14:26 GMT

I can't believe that this entire newsgroup (at least those of us who are
sane) can't figure out a way to permanently rid this newsgroup of Chung.
Somebody help! Right now, HE runs the show!!

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Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD - 25 Apr 2006 15:01 GMT

> I can't believe that this entire newsgroup (at least those of us who are
> sane) can't figure out a way to permanently rid this newsgroup of Chung.
> Somebody help! Right now, HE runs the show!!

HE **is** LORD GOD Almighty.

Still praying for you, dear Al whom I love in Jesus' invincible,
infinitely powerful, and most holy name.

Will be available to "glow" and chat about this and other things like
cardiology, diabetes, Bird Flu, the Lamb's opening of the 6th seal (Rev.
6:12), cooking and nutrition that interest those following this thread
here during the next on-line chat(04/27/06) from 5 to 6 pm EST, LORD
willing:

http://tinyurl.com/8w7uq

For those who are put off by the signature, my advance apologies for how
the LORD has reshaped me:

http://tinyurl.com/7mcuo

Prayerfully in Christ's amazing love,

Andrew
http://tinyurl.com/zlaml

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Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD - 25 Apr 2006 15:11 GMT

Oh sh.t, I got it all wrong, didn't I? I know this now, for I recently
decided to seek God in my personal movements, so I've taken to messing
myself daily in the hope that this will bring me closer to the LORD.

Now some of you might think that this is a strange thing for Andrew B.
Chung, MD/PhD to do, but you'd be wrong. My descision was made
following years of careful study and reflection, and my conclusion is
that messing your pants brings you closer to God.

Answer these questions if you can.
Q) How many churches you've been in smell of pooh?
Q) Does conventional worship give you a warm feeling around your
bottom?
Q) Can traditional religious practices provide you with the near
euphoric sensation that mucking yourself can give?

If you can answer 'NO' to all these questions you're well on your way
to understanding how putting down your browns in your underwear means
that you're closer to God than you've ever been before.

And you'll know so because people will constantly tell you;

"Oh God, you stink to high Heaven".

Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD

Be like me, Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD, and start filling your pants on a
daily basis.

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GaryG - 25 Apr 2006 15:31 GMT

> > I can't believe that this entire newsgroup (at least those of us who are
> > sane) can't figure out a way to permanently rid this newsgroup of Chung.
> > Somebody help! Right now, HE runs the show!!
>
> HE **is** LORD GOD Almighty.

Hey, Andy...it's been said recently that you and Mrs. Chung are no longer
living together. Is that so?

If so, it could help explain some your recent fevered posting frenzy, and
your fascination with global death and destruction.

GG

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oldwetdog - 25 Apr 2006 16:32 GMT

Andrew,

You are without the Lord.

Without The Lord, your ravings are useless.

Your momma lacking taste in menfolk, should have kept her underwear on
and spared us your presence. Failing that, your daddy (whoever he was)
oughta took off his blindfold, removed his noseplugs and run away
before abusing his satan's pistol on the foul fecund pit that dropped
you onto this earth.

I've seen your picture with the filthy politician and you remind me of
the squaty-thighed sleaze bucket ambulance chasing pimps that wanted to
be a gynacologist until his first sniff at the business end of his
momma.

And yup,

I'm callin you out.

owd

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Gag Halfrunt - 25 Apr 2006 18:02 GMT

Zo! Very interestink! You believe zat you are Gott Almighty! Your
delusions are gettink grander und grander.

I vill be sendink you my amended bill very shortly.

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Robert Coe - 29 Apr 2006 02:44 GMT

: I can't believe that this entire newsgroup (at least those of us who are
: sane) can't figure out a way to permanently rid this newsgroup of Chung.
: Somebody help! Right now, HE runs the show!!

The only way is to STOP GOADING HIM!! Don't you get it? He considers it his
sacred duty to reply (at length) to every shot fired across his bow. If you
just *ignore* him, maybe he'll eventually give up and decamp to
alt.thumpers.bible or misc.gibberish.pseudo-christian or wherever.
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Ace Berserker - 29 Apr 2006 04:45 GMT

>The only way is to STOP GOADING HIM!! Don't you get it?

With all due respect, Robert, YOU don't get it. When you ignore him, he
gets worse with the crossposts.

Do a little research before you post.

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Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD - 29 Apr 2006 08:17 GMT

> : I can't believe that this entire newsgroup (at least those of us who are
> : sane) can't figure out a way to permanently rid this newsgroup of Chung.
> : Somebody help! Right now, HE runs the show!!

Yes, LORD GOD Almighty will always run this show :-)

> The only way is to STOP GOADING HIM!! Don't you get it?

Al knows that I am praying for him and that these prayers to GOD in
Jesus' name are working :-)

> He considers it his
> sacred duty to reply (at length) to every shot fired across his bow.

The LORD continues to guide me in everything I say, do, and write.

Praise HIM.

> If you
> just *ignore* him, maybe he'll eventually give up and decamp to
> alt.thumpers.bible or misc.gibberish.pseudo-christian or wherever.

Once Al finds himself able to ignore my posts will be the moment that he
finally accepts that Jesus is:

"KING of kings and LORD of lords."

Still praying for you and Al, dear Bob whom I love in Jesus' invincible,
infinitely powerful and most holy name.

Will be available to "glow" and chat about this and other things like
cardiology, diabetes, Bird Flu, the Lamb's opening of the 6th seal (Rev.
6:12), cooking and nutrition that interest those following this thread
here during the next on-line chat(05/04/06) from 5 to 6 pm EST, LORD
willing:

http://tinyurl.com/8w7uq

For those who are put off by the signature, my advance apologies for how
the LORD has reshaped me:

http://tinyurl.com/7mcuo

Prayerfully in Christ's love,

Andrew
http://tinyurl.com/zlaml

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Uncle Vic - 29 Apr 2006 08:26 GMT

> Al knows that I am praying for him and that these prayers to GOD in
> Jesus' name are working :-)

Are you still praying for your old buddy Uncle Vic? That doesn't seem
to be working at all. Hell, even the JWs won't come to my door any more.

Have you tried holding your breath while you pray?

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Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD - 29 Apr 2006 08:42 GMT

> > Al knows that I am praying for him and that these prayers to GOD in
> > Jesus' name are working :-)
>
> Are you still praying for your old buddy Uncle Vic?

Yes,

> That doesn't seem
> to be working at all.

The LORD's ways are inscrutable.

> Hell, even the JWs won't come to my door any more.

That could be a sign.

> Have you tried holding your breath while you pray?

No.

I believe that the moment you stop responding to my posts will be the
moment that you will acknowledge with knees deeply bent and head bowed
that Jesus Christ is:

"KING of kings and LORD of lords."

"I am the way, the truth, and the life..." -- LORD Jesus Christ

Yes, I know the LORD to be kind, just, and right.

Still praying for you, dear Vic in Jesus' invincible, infinitely
powerful and most holy name.

Will be available to "glow" and chat about this and other things like
cardiology, diabetes, Bird Flu, the Lamb's opening of the 6th seal (Rev.
6:12), cooking and nutrition that interest those following this thread
here during the next on-line chat(05/04/06) from 5 to 6 pm EST, LORD
willing:

http://tinyurl.com/8w7uq

For those who are put off by the signature, my advance apologies for how
the LORD has reshaped me:

http://tinyurl.com/7mcuo

Prayerfully in Christ's love,

Andrew
http://tinyurl.com/zlaml

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Uncle Vic - 29 Apr 2006 09:04 GMT

>>> Al knows that I am praying for him and that these prayers to GOD in
>>> Jesus' name are working :-)
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
>
> The LORD's ways are inscrutable.

That's a copout. If a farmer prays for rain and it rains, the LORD has
answered his prayer. If the same farmer prays for rain and it doesn't
rain, the LORD's ways are suddenly inscrutable. The truth is, the
farmer would get the same result by sitting in front of his television
and watching a weather report.

I became an atheist after observing the conflicting mannerisms of
theists worldwide. The obvious failure of prayer helped a little too.
I've been an atheist for 43 years. Missionaries couldn't convert me
even when I invited them to. Why do you think claiming to pray for me
on the internet will?

>> Hell, even the JWs won't come to my door any more.
>
> That could be a sign.

It's a sign they don't like losing arguments.

>
>> Have you tried holding your breath while you pray?
>
> No.
>

That could be a sign...

<snip>

Sorry, I bang my own drum.

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Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD - 29 Apr 2006 09:26 GMT

> >>> Al knows that I am praying for him and that these prayers to GOD in
> >>> Jesus' name are working :-)
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
>
> That's a copout.

The truth is not a copout.

> If a farmer prays for rain and it rains, the LORD has
> answered his prayer.

And so the LORD has answered every one of the farmer's prayers for it
has not stopped raining.

> If the same farmer prays for rain and it doesn't
> rain, the LORD's ways are suddenly inscrutable.

The LORD's ways are always inscrutable regardless of whether you think
you understand HIM or not.

> The truth is, the
> farmer would get the same result by sitting in front of his television
> and watching a weather report.

When a Christian prays to GOD it is not for results but for guidance.

> I became an atheist after observing the conflicting mannerisms of
> theists worldwide.

We all fall short of GOD's glory and therefore are not worthy of your
worship.

> The obvious failure of prayer helped a little too.

Sorry you have not ever gotten what you have prayed for. Please forgive
all my iniquities.

> I've been an atheist for 43 years. Missionaries couldn't convert me
> even when I invited them to.

Only GOD has the power to change your heart. I believe you feel HIM
knocking on your door. It is written that all you have to do in open
the door to receive HIM.

> Why do you think claiming to pray for me
> on the internet will?

It is written that when a believer prays for **anything** in Jesus' name
it will be done.

> >> Hell, even the JWs won't come to my door any more.
> >
> > That could be a sign.
>
> It's a sign they don't like losing arguments.

Without the LORD, your belief is meaningless (Ecclesiastes).

> >> Have you tried holding your breath while you pray?
> >
[quoted text clipped - 16 lines]
>
> <snip>

This is as sign.

> Sorry, I bang my own drum.

This is a tell for those who worship themselves.

Still praying for you, dear Vic whom I love in Jesus' invincible,
infintely powerful, and most holy name.

Will be available to "glow" and chat about this and other things like
cardiology, diabetes, Bird Flu, the Lamb's opening of the 6th seal (Rev.
6:12), cooking and nutrition that interest those following this thread
here during the next on-line chat(05/04/06) from 5 to 6 pm EST, LORD
willing:

http://tinyurl.com/8w7uq

For those who are put off by the signature, my advance apologies for how
the LORD has reshaped me:

http://tinyurl.com/7mcuo

Prayerfully in Christ's love,

Andrew
http://tinyurl.com/zlaml

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Uncle Vic - 29 Apr 2006 19:04 GMT

>>> The LORD's ways are inscrutable.
>> That's a copout.
>
> The truth is not a copout.

Then you are not preaching truth.

>> If a farmer prays for rain and it rains, the LORD has
>> answered his prayer.
[quoted text clipped - 13 lines]
>
> When a Christian prays to GOD it is not for results but for guidance.

Baloney. The bible says if you pray hard enough, you shall receive. Is
"moving mountains with prayer" a result or guidance?

<the rest of this crap is too infantile to respond to>

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Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD - 30 Apr 2006 02:25 GMT

> >>> The LORD's ways are inscrutable.
> >> That's a copout.
> >
> > The truth is not a copout.
>
> Then you are not preaching truth.

The LORD's purpose for me here remains to inform and not to either
preach or to convince as is the purpose of HIS four horsemen.

"My LORD **and** my GOD!" -- Archetypal Atheist "Doubting" Thomas upon
seeing the risen Jesus Christ.

"I am the way, the truth, and the life... " -- LORD Jesus Christ

In truth, I most assuredly know the LORD to be kind, just and right.

Will be available to "glow" and chat about this and other things like
cardiology, diabetes, Bird Flu, the Lamb's opening of the 6th seal (Rev.
6:12), cooking and nutrition that interest those following this thread
here during the next on-line chat(05/04/06) from 5 to 6 pm EST, LORD
willing:

http://tinyurl.com/8w7uq

For those who are put off by the signature, my advance apologies for how
the LORD has reshaped me:

http://tinyurl.com/7mcuo

Prayerfully in Christ's love,

Andrew
http://tinyurl.com/zlaml

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