Does that mean I can post his phone number since that was also publically
available?

I heard a great joke about having an a.shole's phone number:

When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take
it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out
on someone you don't know.

I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten
to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying
"Hello."

I politely said, "This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robyn
Carter?"

Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear "Get the right f**in
number!" and the phone was slammed down on me.

I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down
Robyn's correct number to call her, I found that I had accidentally
transposed the last two digits.

After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again.

When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled "You're an a.shole!" and
hung up. I wrote his number down with the word 'a.shole' next to it,
and put it in my desk drawer.

Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day,
I'd call him up and yell, "You're an a.shole!"

It always cheered me up.

When Caller ID was introduced, I thought my therapeutic "a.shole
calling" would have to stop.

So, I called his number and said, "Hi, this is John Smith from the
Verizon. I'm calling to see if you're familiar with our Caller ID
Program?"

He yelled "NO!" and slammed down the phone.

I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an a.shole!"

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot.
Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had
patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I'd been waiting
for that spot, but the idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in
his back window which included his phone number, so I wrote down the
number.

A couple of days later, right after calling the first a.shole (I had
his number on speed dial) I thought that I'd better call the BMW
a.shole, too. I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"

"Yes, it is", he said.

"Can you tell me where I can see it?" I asked.

"Yes, I live at 34 Mowbray Blvd, in Vaucluse. It's a yellow house, and
the car's parked right out in front."

"What's your name?" I asked.

"My name is Don Hansen," he said.

"When's a good time to catch you, Don?"

"I'm home every evening after five."

"Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"

"Yes?"

"Don, you're an a.shole!" Then I hung up, and added his number to my
speed dial too.

Now, when I had a problem, I had two a.sholes to call. Then I came up
with an idea. I called a.shole ..1.

"Hello."

"You're an a.shole!" (But I didn't hang up.)

"Are you still there?" he asked.

"Yeah," I said.

"Stop calling me," he screamed.

"Make me," I said.

"Who are you?" he asked.

"My name is Don Hansen."

"Yeah? Where do you live?"

"a.shole, I live at 34 Mowbray Blvd, Vaucluse, a yellow house, with my
black Beamer parked in front."

He said, "I'm coming over right now, Don. And you had better start
saying your prayers."

I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, a.shole," and hung up.

Then I called a.shole ..2. "Hello?" he said.

"Hello, a.shole," I said.

He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are..."

"You'll what?" I said.

"I'll kick your a.s," he exclaimed.

I answered, "Well, a.shole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right
now."

Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived
at 34 Mowbray Blvd, Vaucluse, and that I was on my way over there to
kill my gay lover. Then I called Channel 9 News about the gang war
going down in Mowbray Blvd, Vaucluse.

I quickly got into my car and headed over to Mowbray. I got there jus t
in time to watch two a.sholes beating the crap out of each other in
front of six cop cars, an overhead police helicopter and a news crew.

NOW I feel much better.

Anger management really works...

-Panama Floyd, Atl.
aa#2015, Member Knights of BAAWA!
EAC Martian Commander
"..the prayer cloth of one aeon is the doormat of the next."
-Mark Twain

Religious societies are *less* moral than secular ones:
http://moses.creighton.edu/JRS/2005/2005-11.html

  I'll bet it's his wife's address.

Ever notice how the godbots always describe heaven in earthly terms,
i.e., wealth and treasure?

Did they ever stop to think that if they *all* have huge amounts of
treasure, that it won't be worth anything?

I'm betting "no."

Brenda Nelson, A.A.#34
EAC Professor of Feline Thermometrics and Cat-Herding

It sure looks like a house in Google Earth.  It looks like there are
two red vehicles parked in the driveway.  Is that an inflatable pool in
the back yard?

That's why we have GPS devices.  And Google Earth.

"Real"?

Your real home address is in an imaginary place with an imaginary
person?  That seems odd.  Why don't you live in that objective,
verifiable house with the inflatable pool?

Which should make driving interesting.

Wow, that's got to be hard on the eyes.  What happens if you want to
take a nap?

No privacy?  Hope the neighbors don't catch you on the toilet.

Is the house larger than that one with the two red vehicles?  Are the
rooms infinitely small?

Why?  For what purpose?

So traffic only flows one direction?  Sounds like a trap.

Because the cars keep sliding off those narrow gold streets?

Then said Jesus unto his disciples, Verily I say unto you, That a rich
man shall hardly enter into the kingdom of heaven. And again I say unto
you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than
for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. -- Matthew 19:23-24,
Mark 10:23-25

You know, light coming from all surfaces would be incredibly
disorienting visually.  

It's the sort of thing movie set designers employ when
they want to create a feeling of total arid sterility.

-- cary

Lost the house and had to move into the shop, eh? Cardiologist *and*
fountain builder. Andy can do anything. Just like Barbie!

So you lied to the folks about where you live? What are you, homeless
or something? (although it would explain a lot)
I wonder what Jezuz has to say about lying...hmm.

-Panama Floyd, Atl.
aa#2015, Member Knights of BAAWA!
EAC Martian Commander
"..the prayer cloth of one aeon is the doormat of the next."
-Mark Twain

Religious societies are *less* moral than secular ones:
http://moses.creighton.edu/JRS/2005/2005-11.html

Andy's fallen on hard times, having to rely on $777 "donations" instead
of patients. Please forgive his iniquities.

Goes without saying, apparently.

The 'clinic' (the addy he doesn't give out on his OWN WEBSITE) is:

5701 Mableton Parkway Southeast, Mableton, GA 30126 (770) 739-7500

...as listed in the PUBLIC directory here...

http://www.superpages.com/yellowpages/C-Doctors/S-GA/T-Mableton/

This may be outdated, as he doesn't seem to spend much time tending to
patients any more to cover the rent, let alone the malpractice
insurance.
Unless that "Wellness Foundation" tax dodge is more lucrative that I
surmise...

Curiously enough, that Mableton Parkway address JUST HAPPENS to be
shared by the "DEEPER LIFE Bible Church". Go figure.

If you're referring to the 4419 Floyd Road address, that is the listed
addy for Paradise Concepts. They may be contributors to the "Wellness
Foundation", but that doesn't mean they're aware of Andy's Usenet
lunacy - yet.

Christianity is a relationship with the risen LORD and not a cult.

You would be wise to understand that you reside at the buckle of the
Bible belt of a country that has "In GOD we trust" on its money and a
Born-Again Christian as its president.  It is likely that you have
either a fish or "Jesus Saves" written in the pollen of one or more
windows of your car by a Christian neighbor.  This might cause you to
suffer an adverse event because of the hatred it may stir up in your
heart but rest assured that the predominantly Christian doctors here in
the Atlanta metropolitan area have the healing power of the Holy
Spirit.  Indeed, it would be my choice to be also on the look out for
you and help you, LORD willing.

Still praying for you, dear Floyd whom I love in Jesus' invincible,
infinitely powerful, and most holy name.

Will be available to "glow" and chat about this and other things like
cardiology, diabetes, Bird Flu, the Lamb's opening of the 6th seal (Rev.
6:12), cooking and nutrition that interest those following this thread
here during the next on-line chat(04/27/06) from 5 to 6 pm EST, LORD
willing:

http://tinyurl.com/8w7uq

For those who are put off by the signature, my advance apologies for how
the LORD has reshaped me:

http://tinyurl.com/7mcuo

Prayerfully in Christ's amazing love,

Andrew
http://tinyurl.com/zlaml

No. Stay with me here ...

The "clinic" addy: 5701 Mableton Parkway Southeast
The "church" addy : 5701 Mableton Parkway Southeast
The small business, AKA Paradise Concepts: 4419 Floyd Road

Glad to help.